A friend just visited Houston, where the megachurches are claiming that Obama is the anti-christ and he's gonna bring the world to an end in 2012. He got hold of the Mayan calendar, evidently. Pseu, explain this to us.
8:11pm
faux pseu:
whatever DECIDER
8:14pm
pseu:
I saw a documentary whre this man and woman have spent a lifetime trying to figure out that mayan mumbo-jumbo. They are not gonna figure out if Obama's the anti-Christ in time to matter, much less any smegmachurches.
8:18pm
John, temporarily on Strong Island:
Apparently this device does not stream audio,and one is far away, so while it looks like Bob Pollard it could be, say, The Carpenters for all I know.
8:29pm
pseu:
most listeners aren't really hearing what I'm playing anyway - so you're in good company.
8:30pm
what??!?!!?!?!:
I listen with baited....hearing
8:32pm
what??!?!!?!?!:
faux pseu? fu
8:35pm
SPUD:
Oblama, the anti dog? THe Mayans are too advanced for us to decipher.
8:36pm
what??!?!!?!?!:
the Mayans invented tortilla chips
8:40pm
SPUD:
Nine on the tortuga chips. That was invented by Santanta Anna's madre when they invaded Tejas back in 1642. I just finished reading that book last weekend it was very riveting.
8:42pm
Lawn Guyland John:
Well, got an eye on the playlist and Soul Plane on the flat screen, so at least I got that going for me.
8:43pm
Braun Flakes:
Pseu me pseu you blues
8:48pm
beezneez:
check out HCA and WSB cut-outs cut-ups
http://www.imma.ie/en/page_170634.htm
8:48pm
what??!?!!?!?!:
well, the Mayans invented something.............rollerskates maybe
8:48pm
SPUD:
They had to wait a few years to release it. The court ordered a 5 year moratorium at the request of Nancy Spungen's family.
8:53pm
Brauny Papertowels:
Honey, do you still have that hook?
8:56pm
pseu:
No, but I have douche-chills, buddy.
8:56pm
what??!?!!?!?!:
i wish faux pseu would stop, or whomever it is RESPECT THE DJ
8:57pm
SPUD:
Papertowels are a bit elitist with a sprinkle of Nihilism mixed in, and so anti Green.
8:59pm
HotRod:
I dream of Pseu!
9:01pm
SPUD:
Douche chills now have a cure! Don't chew ice anymore.
9:01pm
pseu:
Hey HotRod! I have to check you on e-mail -- I have a fun idea. Fun for me anyway...
9:02pm
HotRod:
Hit me!
hotrod20 at wfmu dot org
9:03pm
what??!?!!?!?!:
DOUCHE CHILLS is that some form of Jello prodcut?
9:04pm
what??!?!!?!?!:
man I hate dyslexia...I blame the lithium
9:05pm
SPUD:
Careful on the Lithium, they overloaded the Hindenburg with it and we all know what happened there. A firey mess indeed.
9:14pm
Ken From Hyde Park:
I tuning in now. I am all out of whack this evening. I listened to HorRod's archive starting 6:00PM and missed Downtown Soulville and part of this show. Please forgive me.
9:19pm
what??!?!!?!?!:
Lithium Hamburgers
9:21pm
HotRod:
I understand how you feel, Ken. :)
I hope you enjoyed listening again! Happy Weekending!
9:24pm
C:
Ken was ripping you off this week, Pseu. Instead of "thing with a hook" he did "thing with a horn". Don't check his playlist though, it's pretty disturbing.
9:26pm
pseu:
thanks for the heads up, C. You have to watch your back AND your pockets with that guy.
9:29pm
Ken From Hyde Park:
Thanks...That's the problem with the archives. When listening to an archive, I'm missing the live show. I suppose it's possible to play both simultaneously and experience a huge mash-up.
Ken's horn pictures were bizarre. They've got to be a Photoshop deal. I haven't yet checked Google to get more information.
9:32pm
what??!?!!?!?!:
Loop huh? Thought it was Spacemen 3. I love it!
9:33pm
pseu:
that was Ken's Aunt Hedda. Freal.
9:44pm
C:
Are you going to do a best of 2008 post?
9:49pm
bartlebyvqf:
Hi,
Actually scientists have determined what constitutes a word in an Inca Quipu. While the Aztecs and Mayan's used pictograms and the Mayan's actually had books printed on paper made from aloe fiber with leaves for covers, the Inca quipu is a little different it consists of knotted stings which were read with the fingers. While the meaning of the word is unknown that it is a word or mathematical figure is extrememely likely. These devices were probably used like spreadsheets. The written word in Sumer had similar origins.
The Mayan codices, as the books are called were nearly all destroyed by the Spanish. The justification for this was that they were the work of the devil. In fact Mayan's practiced a form of baptism which was related to their water god, the symbol for which is a cross, also Quezelcoatl is described in Mayan mythology as a virgin birth. These reason's constituted the church's evidence that the devil's work was so insidious among native Mexicans that he even stole these cherished xtian traditions.
Some of the remaining Mayan scribes composed a book in the post-columbian erea titled The Popol Vuh.
Prescott's history of the conquest of Mexico, and History of the conquest of Peru is a pretty good read if long. He was actually half blinded during a food fight as a youth and composed these books in his later years when he'd lost much of his remaining sight.
I regret not being able to listen tonight. I'm actually renting time on a computer in a burger king.
9:52pm
pseu:
OMFG. Just OMFG.
SPUD, your gas-bagged response? C'mon.
9:53pm
pseu:
it's gonna take me all of 2009 to read bartleby's comment.
10:06pm
Jeffersonic:
Hi pseu, good evening.
10:09pm
Ike:
HotRod and Pseu: Awesome ladies of this radio universe who kick jams and take names. Or something.
10:09pm
pseu:
hello jfrsnc. how're things in the giant-winged-insect-alligators-in-your--driveway-oranges-gone-bad-hurricane-trailor-park state?
10:12pm
texas scott:
...this show SUCKED!!!
10:15pm
C:
I'll take care of this joker for you pseu
10:15pm
pseu:
Hey Scott -- whatcha SUCKIN?
10:15pm
pseu:
No! It's Texas Scott. We have a thing...
10:16pm
HotRod:
Thing with a hook?
10:16pm
texas scott:
there you are...a big fat nasty...that's what I suck...
10:17pm
Jeffersonic:
Some amazing natural beauty yet remains, I'm in the Tampa Bay area currently, suburban sprawl is terrible, however, you can still see magnificent frigatebirds.(no joke)
10:17pm
C:
Down on lover's lane?
Alright, you're off the hook this time, scott. sorry for the impossible-to-follow-through-with threat
10:18pm
faux pseu:
what's with the birds?
10:19pm
texas scott:
o k c
10:23pm
pseu:
Scott you were suckin, I mean sayin?...
10:24pm
SPUD:
Whilst working one of my papers at Camridge during finals week I suddenly became terribly bored. So I took the afternoon off and a book on similiar subject written by that fellow named von Daniken or something to that effect. His ideas were bewildering, evocative, and quite amusing. They were fun reads.
I really never thought much more about it. It was a tough year and afterwards I was invited to one of our Chancellors parties. A good time all round. There was an odd cat who was reciting limericks of the Welch type if you know what I mean. So everyone was laughing and chatting amicably. Turns out this fellow was von Daniken himself. It never registered till the following day who he was.
Funny thing is, your post reminded me that von D told us two stories of special import to him. One was that when the nuns caned him, it brought him instant and immense pleasure – such that he had never experienced since. Everyone became instantly silent when he dropped that little gem on us, I remember that like it was only a fortnight ago.
The other was that he was brought up in a Catholic hause which was very strict. At one time he mentioned he visited the USA and spent time with Carlos Castenada, they shared some outlandish experiences, and he told us he came up with this brilliant idea to mix traditional Jesus worship with a more earthy vision of the Gods as they truly were.
10:24pm
Jeffersonic:
bartleby's comment reminded me that the Spanish slaughtered hundreds of shipwrecked Frenchmen just south of St. Augustine, (in 1565), when they refused to convert to Catholicism...
10:26pm
texas scott:
...HR...missed your show today cuz of no electric at work ...spud interrupted...hey lil pseu
10:27pm
pseu:
Holy SHIT spud, DO IT!!! Bartleblahblahblah, your answer?
10:27pm
SPUD:
Sir Bart, my BK PC rental tyme is soon to expire and I wanted to finish my comment, can you pass me your debit card for one very brief encounter?
10:29pm
faux pseu:
pseu is not lil...she'll kick yo ass
10:31pm
Jawn from suffolk:
So does this mean I didn't miss anything?
10:34pm
texas scott:
not a thing...(yawn)...
10:35pm
Jeffersonic:
Say SPUD, are you SPUD from Bloomington, IN., via Baltimore? Friend of Bortt?
10:37pm
deegee:
this Jurg thing is a nice song, Pseu!
10:39pm
Simon Simply:
Pseu! You're cute!
10:39pm
deegee:
i think i really meant the last one - the Cockatrice of love one, sorry...
10:40pm
texas scott:
...I like this....cockatrice...reminds me...oh never mind...
10:41pm
faux pseu:
thank you simon :)
10:44pm
Simon Simply:
Happy birthday, Elvis
10:44pm
SPUD:
Dear Mr Jefferson sir. It is indeed a pleasure to be addressed by such an honourable Citizen as yourself. Many things die and yet you live on. Did we meet sir at Mr Franklins last year whilst he was giving a concert on his beloved armonica?
10:45pm
dead elvis:
i'm dead already,JEEEEZZZ!!!!
10:46pm
Joan Jett Travolta Mars:
band on the runn -squish- CIAJ
10:50pm
texas scott:
nice show,pseu...now SUCKIT YOURSELF!!!!!!
10:50pm
Jeffersonic:
The last time I saw ye SPUD, woulda' been hoisting drinks at the Charles Lounge in Baltimore, with Bortt.
10:52pm
pseu:
I would SUCKIT Scott, but you're already SUCKIN' IT.
10:52pm
Simon Simply:
Waitress, can I get a straw, so I can SUCK IT!?
10:54pm
texas scott:
don't be jealous....I LOVE U + hotrod...see ya!
10:55pm
Pee Size Cheng:
I thought Pseu played the last long cut to take a pee break, but i see she's with us.
10:55pm
Jeffersonic:
However SPUD, whether or not you're the SPUD of my acquaintance, I've got to warn you, watch your back! Senator Craig wants to make a super tuber out of you.
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Listener comments!
The Decider:
faux pseu:
pseu:
John, temporarily on Strong Island:
pseu:
what??!?!!?!?!:
what??!?!!?!?!:
SPUD:
what??!?!!?!?!:
SPUD:
Lawn Guyland John:
Braun Flakes:
beezneez:
http://www.imma.ie/en/page_170634.htm
what??!?!!?!?!:
SPUD:
Brauny Papertowels:
pseu:
what??!?!!?!?!:
SPUD:
HotRod:
SPUD:
pseu:
HotRod:
hotrod20 at wfmu dot org
what??!?!!?!?!:
what??!?!!?!?!:
SPUD:
Ken From Hyde Park:
what??!?!!?!?!:
HotRod:
I hope you enjoyed listening again! Happy Weekending!
C:
pseu:
Ken From Hyde Park:
Ken's horn pictures were bizarre. They've got to be a Photoshop deal. I haven't yet checked Google to get more information.
what??!?!!?!?!:
pseu:
C:
bartlebyvqf:
Actually scientists have determined what constitutes a word in an Inca Quipu. While the Aztecs and Mayan's used pictograms and the Mayan's actually had books printed on paper made from aloe fiber with leaves for covers, the Inca quipu is a little different it consists of knotted stings which were read with the fingers. While the meaning of the word is unknown that it is a word or mathematical figure is extrememely likely. These devices were probably used like spreadsheets. The written word in Sumer had similar origins.
The Mayan codices, as the books are called were nearly all destroyed by the Spanish. The justification for this was that they were the work of the devil. In fact Mayan's practiced a form of baptism which was related to their water god, the symbol for which is a cross, also Quezelcoatl is described in Mayan mythology as a virgin birth. These reason's constituted the church's evidence that the devil's work was so insidious among native Mexicans that he even stole these cherished xtian traditions.
Some of the remaining Mayan scribes composed a book in the post-columbian erea titled The Popol Vuh.
Prescott's history of the conquest of Mexico, and History of the conquest of Peru is a pretty good read if long. He was actually half blinded during a food fight as a youth and composed these books in his later years when he'd lost much of his remaining sight.
I regret not being able to listen tonight. I'm actually renting time on a computer in a burger king.
pseu:
SPUD, your gas-bagged response? C'mon.
pseu:
Jeffersonic:
Ike:
pseu:
texas scott:
C:
pseu:
pseu:
HotRod:
texas scott:
Jeffersonic:
C:
Alright, you're off the hook this time, scott. sorry for the impossible-to-follow-through-with threat
faux pseu:
texas scott:
pseu:
SPUD:
I really never thought much more about it. It was a tough year and afterwards I was invited to one of our Chancellors parties. A good time all round. There was an odd cat who was reciting limericks of the Welch type if you know what I mean. So everyone was laughing and chatting amicably. Turns out this fellow was von Daniken himself. It never registered till the following day who he was.
Funny thing is, your post reminded me that von D told us two stories of special import to him. One was that when the nuns caned him, it brought him instant and immense pleasure – such that he had never experienced since. Everyone became instantly silent when he dropped that little gem on us, I remember that like it was only a fortnight ago.
The other was that he was brought up in a Catholic hause which was very strict. At one time he mentioned he visited the USA and spent time with Carlos Castenada, they shared some outlandish experiences, and he told us he came up with this brilliant idea to mix traditional Jesus worship with a more earthy vision of the Gods as they truly were.
Jeffersonic:
texas scott:
pseu:
SPUD:
faux pseu:
Jawn from suffolk:
texas scott:
Jeffersonic:
deegee:
Simon Simply:
deegee:
texas scott:
faux pseu:
Simon Simply:
SPUD:
dead elvis:
Joan Jett Travolta Mars:
texas scott:
Jeffersonic:
pseu:
Simon Simply:
texas scott:
Pee Size Cheng:
Jeffersonic:
Moody:
John: