Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from May 31, 2023 Favoriting

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The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Listener comments!

  6:01pm
beej:

At last, the Breck-man returns!
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Tome:

><does the Snoopy dance to the Coffee Pot <>
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Tome:

Pick me a winner !<>!
  6:03pm
beej:

"Won't write for work!"
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Matt from Springfield:

Well, you sure know how to picket...

HI Ken! Bonjour Andy! Welcome back from Toronto, France!
  6:04pm
yippie:

you should have asked Andy to bring you some Canadian hash
  6:04pm
Matt formerly jetboy:

Honk if you like honking
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

Pro-tip: when in Canada, stock-up on '222'’s, caffeine/aspirin or acetaminophen/codeine tablets about equivalent to one-third of a Tylenol #3.
  6:05pm
queems:

i’ve signed one, i’d love to call, but i’m not taking any chances
  6:06pm
Listener Robert:

I've signed NDAs, but can't remember any of the content of what was discussed.
  6:07pm
beej:

Honk if you're a Canadian goose, or if you'd like to goose a Canadian...
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I.M.Pufnstuf:

Painfully read and signed dozens of these. Can't wait to disclose the ridiculousness of what others are hiding.
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D Rok:

My girlfriend signed one recently. I've encouraged her to call, but I don't think she will. The company in question is too small. She wouldn't be able to say anything specific without giving away exactly who she is.
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Matt from Springfield:

Mustar-Relish?? "Yuk" indeed, to say the very least.
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joe mulligan:

mustard with relish is hot dog relish. ketchup mixed with relish is hamburger relish. heinz makes both
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Roberto:

It's from the SNL parody of the Exorcist.
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swivs:

"Mustard? Mustard?! Don't let's be silly... Jam, now that's different."
  6:09pm
Dean:

Anybody sign an NDA with a death metal band?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:10pm
PigeonsAndRust:

↳ beej @6:07
What if I'd like to be goosed BY a Canadian?
  6:10pm
Listener Robert:

Now I've remembered a couple. Maybe I'll phone.
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PigeonsAndRust:

Vodafone!
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joe mulligan:

↳ I.M.Pufnstuf @6:07
me too, almost every job I've had.. maybe a dozen or so in my career. it's with every tech company. Mark Hurst Techtonic kind of stuff
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I.M.Pufnstuf:

Anybody done some work for the CIA lately? The voice masking could make a great 3 Days of the Condor segment for SSD!
  6:12pm
Listener Robert:

Vonage, Viacom,...
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I.M.Pufnstuf:

Verizon
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PigeonsAndRust:

why am I here
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I.M.Pufnstuf:

James Earl Jones
  6:14pm
beej:

James Earl Jones
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common:

james earl
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

And then…
And then…
And then along came Jones….
  6:15pm
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Glen Jones
  6:15pm
beej:

Still Coasting along, I see...
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Will thee Sound Guy:

All ready said by a few... Ken got it
  6:16pm
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Shirley Jones
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I.M.Pufnstuf:

www.youtube.com...
  6:17pm
?:

Do You...Mr. Jones?
  6:17pm
Peter from Boonton formerly Dover NJ:

Hey Ken and Andy! If no one else calls with an NDA, will you take someone who's signed a non-compete agreement?
  6:18pm
sufferwords:

the phone is jacked up- you call and you get the show but 5 minutes earlier
  6:19pm
queems:

people are picking up the phone to call and are being shot by a lawyer lurking in the shadows
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Matt from Springfield:

Aaron! Now *that's* a better way to disguise voices - though I'm not sure if they can arrange that sound on the studio phone.
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ (Murakami Whywolf))) @6:15
The Coasters - great one!
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Aaron in Minneapolis:

It was James Earl Ray
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ queems @6:19
Very cruel - especially after it took so long to find a pay phone nowadays. But it's worth it, for the dropped swinging phone on a cord effect.
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Aaron in Minneapolis:

Sorry I had to hang up, I ran out of material
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

Like most national espionage, most industrial espionage consists in putting together things from publicly-available, if obscure, sources, and stuff gleaned from minor players who're supposed not to talk about it.

Wait, did I just hear Mr Breckman say that his wife 'couldn’t take it orally'?
  6:25pm
queems:

my city just gave me a summons for my grass being too tall so i would buy some of this grass
Avatar 6:26pm
(((Murakami Whywolf):

What about something more useful and less wasteful than grass? (We never have to mow the lawn because we don't have one, we have vegetables.)
  6:26pm
guerin:

Such grass exists
  6:27pm
Listener Robert:

↳ guerin @6:26
Wow! Tell us, please.
  6:28pm
Travis:

7sd fans- can anyone help me find 2 eps? first: when Andy and Ken were calling talk radio shows trying to get on the air in another station (1st show i accidentally heard ca 2006-7). second: when andy surreptitiously recorded his hour long pitch call to Ken, unbeknownst to Ken. thxxx
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ guerin @6:26
guerin's been un-commentered!
  6:29pm
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↳ (Murakami Whywolf))) @6:05
They don’t sell them in Vancouver B.C. Any longer ☹️
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

I grew-up in a trade associated with the jewellery trade, and it's always pronounced 'brOHch' in English—my guess is that it's borrowed from the Dutch, where that's how you'd pronounce 'oo', e.g. the name 'Vroom' is pronounced 'FrOHm'.
  6:34pm
UWS Joe:

Good to hear Andy and Ken’s voice again, unscrambled.
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I.M.Pufnstuf:

Rod has no rod.
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Ken From Hyde Park:

I want to hear some trade secrets!
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

↳ @6:29
I was wondering about that. I know I ought to have compassion for the poor souls, but the thought 'Goddamn JUNKIES ruin things for the rest of us.', hence you can no longer get Tylenol#s1-3, or codeine cough-syrup from the pharmacist as one used to…not to mention paragoric.

The cough-syrup is particularly galling to me, as dextromethorphan gives me literal nightmares and doesn't do much for my coughs.
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

↳ I.M.Pufnstuf @6:34
What, he had one but he wasn't a good rod steward?
  6:38pm
Leber_Eisness11:

What do Ken and Andy think about 11 year olds being legal in France? Ken and Andy get all the lolis.
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PigeonsAndRust:

Andy knows what a Lisa is because that's what he runs Wordstar on
  6:39pm
Listener Robert:

Lisa was, abortively, the Apple 3.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
Matt from Springfield:

The previous caller had the best handle for this particular voice-disguiser. Good reactions, entertaining emphasis.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
Lizardner Dave !:

There's apparently a joke now in high end restaurant kitchens when people take a 6 week leave of absence and can't say why, "Either you're going into rehab or going on Top Chef".
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Matt from Springfield:

Didn't realize they made TV commercials for Apple's Lisa. Will have to look for those.

Also: plus to this caller for the "Bob Dylan told me never to drop names" line.
  6:42pm
yippie:

Mike Meyers like Austin powers? i used to see him eating at Lupe's in soho a lot, it's a reasonably priced Mexican place
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

The high-tech. industry really are completely addicted to N.D.A.s; five one-day consulting jobs, five N.D.A.s.

To a certain extent, this is because they buy their own hype that super-secret (metaphorical) weapons win the day. Well, maybe sometimes it's true, but generally superior sales and coding and Q.A./Q.C. standards while still making ship dates, even with less-than-{edge-cutting} tech., wins the day. (For years, Microsoft didn't even bother with the great coding and Q.A./Q.C..)
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egould:

I worked on a Jennifer Lopez music video. No eye contact. Pretty unpleasant. I had to keep adjusting her thigh high boots between takes. Couldn’t make pleasantries. Totally brutal.
  6:43pm
Marie in Queens:

I bet Jenn's been felt up by her share of creeps
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ (((Murakami Whywolf) @6:35
I remember "Vicks 44" syrup from childhood that I liked. Apparently it's been off of market for years because of all the stuff in it. And Chericol was before my time, but I've heard of its legendary status.
  6:43pm
Listener Robert:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:41
Very obscure. It didn't say it was a Lisa TV commercial, but just an ad for Apple, and Lisa was mentioned in passing and demonstrated briefly.
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Will thee Sound Guy:

Whoa
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Juli:

↳ egould @6:42
Love the egos
  6:44pm
Marie in Queens:

I want to hear more of Ken's thoughts on celebrities
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ Listener Robert @6:43
Ah, he might not have said the commercial was specifically a Lisa one.
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Juli:

Not I really hate ppl thinking they are better than others lol

No matter how much talent they have or not it doesn't matter::::::
I could write a book about why
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

I thought you could only get the time back on your death-bed—it goes great with the SubGenius guaranty 'Eternal Salvation or _triple_ your money back.'.
  6:45pm
&:

Thank God for that!
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egould:

↳ Juli @6:44
My art director and Jen’s boyfriend almost got in a fist fight. Good times.
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Matt from Springfield:

Agreed, Andy - provided your cot is the same size as the baby's! 😉
  6:47pm
&:

Love the baby concept!! So glad Andy’s back.
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I.M.Pufnstuf:

I have some things to say about the corporation that has the mouse as a logo but the lawyers, guns and money they have are keeping me from calling.
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Troy:

Coming up next on NPR an extremely whiny man with a very painful hangnail.
  6:47pm
Marie in Queens:

"Monetize This!"--show idea?
  6:48pm
&:

Sone Monk merch?
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Strandlund:

"We're not NPR" ...I see t-shirts, bumper stickers, posters...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm
Matt from Springfield:

↳ I.M.Pufnstuf @6:47
"Hi, this is Ron D.S. from Florida, and have I got some things to reveal about Disney!"
Problem solved! 😎
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

↳ & @6:47
Ken could use that mash-up between "Folsom Prison" and some other song he's played often, the one that features 'Always be a baby/Never be a gun!'.
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egould:

I just signed an NDA this week. I don’t have anything juicy to disclose. Just a promise to not disclose financial and banking information. I’m an auditor.
  6:52pm
&:

Some Tony Shalhoub dirt????
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Matt from Springfield:

They've fooled around with voice-disguisers before, I like when they do it like now! Still recognizable but sluuuuuurrry!
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DjLorraine:

I'v read cheracol contains red #40
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egould:

Andy.
  6:53pm
&:

I hear Tony’s wife is a real piece a work.
  6:54pm
?:

I'm pretty sure that was Mandy Potamkin
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PigeonsAndRust:

The Mafia does contract work
  6:57pm
Guido:

↳ PigeonsAndRust @6:55
And you know this how smart guy?
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ PigeonsAndRust @6:55
Interesting they called them 'contracts', since violations of the law cannot be held to a contract and defended in court.

Maybe they should call them "adventures", or "escapades" instead..
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Matt from Springfield:

Great show, great callers!
Thanks Ken & Andy, glad to have you back in detention!

Have a good night, everyone!
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egould:

This sounds made up.
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Troy:

Thanks 🙏 Ken & Andy!
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

I proposed, but couldn't get over, an A.I.-based project designed to 'read' a contract and then explain it as various reading-levels…and then, ideally, be able to to explain the consequences of the contract in various real-life scenarios.
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egould:

Byeeeeee!!!
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

↳ (((Murakami Whywolf) @6:59
s/as various/at various/1
  7:00pm
&:

Great to have you back Andy. Kinda.
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I.M.Pufnstuf:

D-ANKS FOR DA S-L-U-R-R-Y indaviews.
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

It's not a job if you're not paid for it.
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Fredericks:

Is it possible to disguise voices upward rather downward. I can barely make out the caller's end of the conversations
.
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Will thee Sound Guy:

Thank you Andy, Ken, callers, and Accu peeps!!!
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