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Welcome to the fictional town of Cha Cha Hills, where everyone has big hair and wears high heels. Even the babies.

Cha Cha Heels is a mixture of music, comedy and intrigue loosely based on the work of John Waters and other underground/cult filmmakers. This is fan fiction for radio: Expect skits, monologues and songs about crime, beauty, bad taste, and foot fetishes all lovingly scored like a jukebox musical. The music for each show is uniquely themed, and ranges from vintage Belgian Popcorn to modern Queer Trash Punk. Cha Cha Heels is a midnight movie crossed with an after party, so put on your favorite pair of heels and meet us on the corner of Filth and Glamour! Presented in RadiOdorama®.

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Options March 29, 2021: Cha Cha Heels Episode 17 : KORNHOLDT'S KEY PARTY

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Happy Teens  Cha Cha Boots   Options
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Pharoahs  Take the Key and Open Up My Heart   Options
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Orchester Werner Müller  Bodybuilding   Options
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Elaine Delmar  Sneakin’ Up On You   Options
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Snails  When I Met You   Options
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B. Goode & Band  Hokey Pokey Rock   Options
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Betty Harris & Jack Arthur  The Hokey Pokey   Options
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Chubby Checker  Limbo Rock   Options
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Bent Fabric  Alley Cat Dance   Options
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Big Freedia  Get Duffy   Options
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The Enchanters  On a Little Island   Options
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The Martinis  Key Chain   Options
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The Riveras  Church Key Part 2   Options
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Listener comments!

Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:52pm solo mon:

"Today's show is a rebuttal to what happened on 'The Torch Is Burning' last Friday. If you want to hear Leland and Constance's side of the story, listen in the archives." - Kornhold Collins
wfmu.org...
  4:00pm Martinibomb:

CHa CHa Cha!
Avatar 4:01pm Leland Meadows:

Is this really happening? I need to call Mom and Hank!
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:01pm solo mon:

1, 2 CHA CHA BOOBS
Avatar 4:01pm Ursula1000:

hot chacha CHAAAAA
  4:01pm Martinibomb:

Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice
Avatar 4:01pm Constance De Witt:

Hello Kornholdt! Hi Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice!
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:01pm Aitch:

Cha cha cha
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:01pm solo mon:

I wish I had someone to brush MY hair...
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:01pm StringOFperils:

I can't handle the compost.
Avatar 4:02pm Leland Meadows:

Constance, I'll be in the 2nd Den.
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:02pm solo mon:

Aitch! MB! Con Con! SOP! Le Land! ellooohay!!!
  4:02pm zzmm:

i do not know the idiom of "cha cha boots"?
Avatar ♥ 4:03pm Sem:

Hiya, solo/mon, cha cha heels devotees, and those on the fence.
  4:03pm zzmm:

boobs!
Avatar 🌽 ♥ 4:03pm HyperDose:

Do the keys open the lock to a chest containing Constance and Leland's LIES?
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:03pm Feldpausch:

If I give away my keys, how am I supposed to get in myself?
Avatar 🌽 ♥ 4:04pm ARB:

Is this where the tinkle party is?
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:04pm solo mon:

Feld! Hyper! Ursula!! zzmm! Sem! aitch! Elllooohay!
  4:04pm Andres:

Hey, solo! Greetings to Kornholdt! I was afraid I’d tuned into the wrong Cha Cha footwear based show.
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:04pm coelacanth∅:

here have my key. it's just a skeleton anyway.
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:05pm StringOFperils:

Numbah 8, numbah 8, numbah 8, numbah 8...
Avatar 4:05pm Constance De Witt:

I have been told the keys can open chests, indeed!
Avatar 4:05pm ironybread:

Spoiler: the key to Fuji puzzle boxes is usually found in the base of the box, and ya gotta slide the thing and then lower the thing so you can slide the other thing and then you can get it out.
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:05pm solo mon:

zzmm I just amde up the boobs one, but its good!
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:05pm coelacanth∅:

Constance then you're not wearing the chastity belt correctly.
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:06pm solo mon:

Andres! Coel! SOP ! Ironyb! Elloyhay!
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:06pm coelacanth∅:

hi solo!
Avatar 4:06pm Constance De Witt:

coel you have uncovered my shameful secret to everyone in here! I'm going to hide in the 2nd den.
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:06pm StringOFperils:

I think I've got Natalie wood.
Avatar 4:06pm Leland Meadows:

Constance, my chastity belt is secure as well.
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:07pm coelacanth∅:

okay i'll see you there
Avatar 4:07pm Ursula1000:

I could never get into boating since I despise those floaty key chains---and that overly tanned face where your lips mesh into your face
Avatar 4:07pm Leland Meadows:

I cannot do the Macho Geez Whiz Dance until my Wedding Night.
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:07pm solo mon:

Everyone cover your cloacas!
  4:08pm Martinibomb:

There's only one way out of this cloacas, kids!
Avatar 🌽 ♥ 4:08pm ARB:

Floating key chains is the bane of my existence
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:09pm solo mon:

Macho Jism Tango
  4:09pm Andres:

This Bodybuilding is gold!! Time to hit the weights!
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:10pm solo mon:

ARB!
Avatar 4:11pm Constance De Witt:

Ursula, have you even seen on yt the video "Claudio le séducteur"? I believe you would enjoy, lots of tanning and boating.
Avatar 4:12pm Leland Meadows:

Our poor Owl is in therapy now with our doctor.
Avatar 4:12pm Constance De Witt:

A.L.!!!!
Avatar 🌽 ♥ 4:12pm ARB:

A.L.'s new heart sounds a.l.l. aflutter
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:13pm solo mon:

MELLOW WHOLESOME ENTERTAINMENT
Avatar 4:13pm spacebrother:

"Owl-Girl Act" should be on a marquee. I'd pop.
Avatar 4:13pm Ursula1000:

haha no Constance but it looks terrifying!
Avatar 🌽 ♥ 4:14pm ARB:

SEXY HELLO TIME!
Avatar 4:14pm Leland Meadows:

Swan is scandalous!
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:14pm StringOFperils:

Sounds Swan key.
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:15pm StringOFperils:

How did Al hook up with Señor Wences?
  4:15pm Andres:

Does DJ Babs mix cocktails at the same time as mixing the tunes? Other Babs?
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:15pm coelacanth∅:

it's like columbo! working backwards from the end
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:15pm solo mon:

Pan sexual orgy!
Avatar 4:15pm Leland Meadows:

I knew that party was frightfully odd. Oh Corny, oh oh.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:16pm Franco Twinkie:

I was in the kitchen eating ceviche. What lies did I miss?
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:16pm solo mon:

This is Rashomon plus What's Up Doc.
Avatar 4:16pm Constance De Witt:

Well that explains everything! A simple quidproquo.
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:16pm solo mon:

You missed some room temp mackarel Franco.
Avatar 4:17pm Leland Meadows:

I'm sure the next Con Con & AL gig will be as fine as the wine at the Candlelight Cafe.
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:18pm Feldpausch:

If I got the invitation to a time share I'm gonna be pissed
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:18pm Franco Twinkie:

Okay, so this is the gang-bang promised earlier?
Avatar 🌽 ♥ 4:18pm HyperDose:

@Franco Depends which simulation you're in. The deceit is slightly altered among them.
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:18pm StringOFperils:

ARe you gonna eat those dick tates?
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:19pm Feldpants:

Either way, I'm going pantsless
Avatar 🌽 ♥ 4:19pm ARB:

Is that a bowl of cherries?
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:19pm coelacanth∅:

i'd be careful thrusting through unknown doors if i were you
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:19pm solo mon:

If you are Porky piggin or donald duckin it I hear its half price!
Avatar 🌽 ♥ 4:20pm HyperDose:

Well....this maraschino moonshine is useless *pours down drain*
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:20pm StringOFperils:

Won't be needing that key pocket anyhooo
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:20pm solo mon:

They are decorative cherries. made from soap.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:21pm Scott67:

G'day Solo & Swingers!
✌😎🌏❤
Avatar 🌽 ♥ 4:21pm ARB:

Tits on the radio?
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:21pm Feldpantsless:

I might as well be Porky Pigging from now on
Avatar 🌽 ♥ 4:22pm HyperDose:

Appreciate that you made them with fiberglass to add a little artificial sweetness. How did you know I was dieting?
Avatar 4:22pm spacebrother:

This version I haven't heard! I think I have about 5 or 6 "hokey pokeys"
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:22pm Franco Twinkie:

Pants can be removed if it gets to steamy down there.
  4:23pm Andres:

Donald Duck did have the decency to keep his hat on.
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:23pm solo mon:

OK lets check out one of these key parties!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:23pm Scott67:

That's all a bit much before coffee! 😉
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:23pm coelacanth∅:

hey Scott!
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:23pm solo mon:

SCOTT cream in your coffee??
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:24pm Franco Twinkie:

Go down?
Avatar 🌽 ♥ 4:24pm HyperDose:

@Scott You know what you signed up for when you put your keys in Solo's bowl(s)!
Avatar 4:25pm Constance De Witt:

Well hi Scott!
Avatar 4:25pm Leland Meadows:

Oh wow, oh wow... a key!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:25pm Franco Twinkie:

I see lots of shaving bumps.
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:26pm solo mon:

Dottie Hinkle
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:26pm Scott67:

I bet I'm the only one here who's already naked in bed! ✌😎
Avatar 4:26pm Leland Meadows:

My key is seafoam.
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:26pm coelacanth∅:

just you Scott; and Bob, and Carol, and Ted
and Alice
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:27pm solo mon:

The is the party you missed Le Land and Con Con. Sorry.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:27pm Franco Twinkie:

I'm naked Scott, but I'm doing my income tax on the front porch.
Avatar 4:27pm spacebrother:

Hokey Pokey Torture is my new band name.
Avatar ♥ 4:27pm Justin B.:

Flagrantly obscene hokey pokeying
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:28pm chresti:

Hi solo mon and cha chas! Home from the tennis booth!
Franco doesn't do no incum tax.
Avatar ♥ 4:28pm Sem:

You say hokey pokey, I say okey dokey.
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:28pm solo mon:

Hole self.
Avatar 4:28pm Leland Meadows:

I am only the roadie for Con & AL, the DJ duo. I fetch drinks as well.
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:29pm coelacanth∅:

if i were naked my whole self would be shaking all about
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:29pm Scott67:

Coel, that's what I named my Bedbugs. 🐞
Avatar 4:29pm Constance De Witt:

I hope no one broke their hip at the time share party! Such wild music.
  4:29pm davefromtoronto:

wow - come for the music - stay for the gifs!
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:29pm Feldpantsless:

So I have no pants, thus no pockets, and my keys are gone
  4:29pm Andres:

Ain’t no Key party like a Florida Key!
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:29pm StringOFperils:

Tme to share.
Avatar 🌽 ♥ 4:29pm HyperDose:

Person? Did they just assume my species? o.O
Avatar 4:30pm Leland Meadows:

Seafoam Green Group!
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:30pm StringOFperils:

The devil in Miss Hinkel
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:30pm Scott67:

Franco, I get my Accountant to do mine naked for me.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:30pm Franco Twinkie:

For some reason I got the impression this was going to be psychodrama city. So far, no big head trips. I'm going to the snack table.
Avatar 4:30pm Leland Meadows:

I'm going back to the 2nd Den now. I cannot kiss anyone else except AL and Con and Mom on the cheek.
Avatar 🌽 ♥ 4:31pm HyperDose:

A seafoam green 1995 Dodge Caravan, now THAT is the definition of luxury.
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:31pm StringOFperils:

Bring on the morally bankrupt DJs from the wrong end of reality.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:31pm Franco Twinkie:

I want to see some tears shed.
Avatar 4:32pm Constance De Witt:

Sharing pool noodles, that's like 3rd base
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:32pm Feldpantsless:

Oh that's what the holes in the wall are for
Avatar 4:32pm Leland Meadows:

Filling small outdoor pools with tears Franco. Good for slippy waterslides as well.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:32pm Scott67:

Chresti, that's what he tells the Neighbours he's doing. When it's just a wonder word puzzle.
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:33pm solo mon:

Pool noodles are very personal in my opinion.
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:33pm StringOFperils:

Glory be, dear let's go bag some holes.
Avatar 4:33pm Leland Meadows:

This is so wonderful. Our church greeters would love this Key Party presentation.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:33pm Scott67:

Who let Al in here?
  4:33pm Andres:

Hotdog water is the champagne of boiled processed meats.
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:34pm coelacanth∅:

i need to know the origin of the pool noodles before i start eating
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:34pm solo mon:

Lets all toast a glass of hot or cold hot dog water! CHEERS!
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:34pm StringOFperils:

Hot dog water makes the best compost tea.
  4:34pm Martinibomb:

Jack be nimble jack be quick
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:34pm Franco Twinkie:

Sitting on pool noodles sans culottes can be invigoration or irritating.
Avatar 4:34pm Constance De Witt:

I wonder if ARB has ever eaten pool noodles, she like to try stuff
  4:34pm Martinibomb:

Whistle solo - hit it!
  4:34pm Andres:

Cheers!
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:35pm solo mon:

Human ARBy
Avatar 4:35pm Leland Meadows:

I know, drinking a cup of hot, hot dog water tea at this moment with 2 lumps of vienna sausages.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:35pm Scott67:

It's a cold morning here, so Porky Piggin it to turn on the espresso machine. If not the neighbours. 👕
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:35pm solo mon:

Seafoam! seafoam group to the bean bag toss!
Avatar 4:35pm Leland Meadows:

Yayyyyyy
Avatar 4:36pm Constance De Witt:

Some aqua key holders might be sneaky and try to join the seafoam group
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:36pm solo mon:

First come first tossed.
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:37pm solo mon:

Dottie Hinkle loves activity dances.
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:37pm StringOFperils:

oh man, I have this LP
Avatar 4:38pm spacebrother:

Nice lyrics! Was this originally composed by Bent Fabric?
Avatar 4:38pm Leland Meadows:

So Safe. So Sanitized. I have let down my guard and I'm doing it. I'm doing the Alley Cat. Look at me papa, I'm a man!
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:38pm solo mon:

Dottie Hinkle is a professional color coder, she has her pantone book out in case her eyes fail.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:39pm Franco Twinkie:

What are Dotties feelings about lavender scented toilet paper?
  4:39pm Andres:

There is also the lesser hot dog water, a la cucumber water, with thin slices of wiener floating in still water.
  4:39pm Martinibomb:

This and the Benji Theme song are the most genius songs of the 20th century.
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:39pm solo mon:

LELE and CONCON, sorry you got sent to the wrong party. You would have been perfect for this one. DARNIT.
  4:39pm davefromtoronto:

gross - i had hot dogs for lunch and took note of the gross water...
Avatar 4:39pm Constance De Witt:

There's also soy sauce flavored hot dog water!
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:39pm Feldpantsless:

Dottie can afford a Pantone book? Must be old-money
Avatar 4:40pm Constance De Witt:

lol @ Pants off pantone Feld
Avatar 4:41pm Leland Meadows:

Oh no! Heavens!
  4:41pm Andres:

YES!!!
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:41pm solo mon:

so many velcro reveals!
Avatar 🌽 ♥ 4:41pm ARB:

Was I supposed to drop my drawers or my jaw?
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:42pm WR:

oh, me too me too me too. I'm not too late am I?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:42pm Scott67:

I take HD water with a dash of Sriracha.
Avatar 🌽 ♥ 4:42pm HyperDose:

WE HAVE ARRIVED! im3.ezgif.com...
  4:42pm zzmm:

urge to punch Elliott Gould's smirk face
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:42pm solo mon:

WR! this Florida key party has gone south.
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:43pm coelacanth∅:

i'm singing peanut butter jelly time to this
  4:43pm Martinibomb:

Somebody puhlease update Alley Cat Dance to Orleans Bounce style
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:43pm solo mon:

zzmm ultimate revenge he's dead.
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:44pm WR:

dirty south or crunk or chopped & slow, so many choices.
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:44pm solo mon:

I love how confusing this playlist must be without context.
Avatar 4:46pm Constance De Witt:

Lots of stds in The Villages
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:47pm Feldpantsless:

Oh I hear more of those people with the brain freeze moaning
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:47pm Scott67:

But is there a complimentary Buffet??
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:47pm Franco Twinkie:

That sounded like a film crew on location.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:48pm Scott67:

One sided conversation?
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:48pm solo mon:

Perspectives!!!!
Avatar 🌽 ♥ 4:49pm HyperDose:

That was me. Put a little blue slushie in my schnapps.
Avatar 4:50pm Leland Meadows:

Yes yes yes yes
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:50pm Franco Twinkie:

Shit, blood and a complimentary mint on your pillow.
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:50pm StringOFperils:

DJ Babs. So fucking hilarious. HA ha ha hah oh man
Avatar 4:51pm Leland Meadows:

I made a boo boo babs
  4:51pm Wacky Cloacasy:

I would like an NFT of this show
Avatar 4:51pm Constance De Witt:

I'm taking your order, Babs!
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:51pm StringOFperils:

Cloaca Covers. THE next DJ Premium.
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:52pm coelacanth∅:

the catalogue i just received in the mail has chastity cloaca covers. you need a key.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:53pm Scott67:

How is this over already??
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:53pm Franco Twinkie:

Wipe your ass on the bedspread and then throw it off the balcony.
Avatar 4:53pm Leland Meadows:

Thank you Babs and Cornhole. I will pray for the both of you.
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:53pm solo mon:

WELL now know KNOW???
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:53pm StringOFperils:

Cloaca and tumblers go together
Avatar 🌽 ♥ 4:53pm HyperDose:

I'm not getting my key back, am I? Down to the basement of the timeshare I go.
Avatar 🌽 ♥ 4:53pm ARB:

I will never wear this keyhole sweater again. Not even with a sailor hat and no pants!
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:53pm WR:

Wikipedia says kloh-AY-kə. i don't remember how my biology teacher pronounced it. i do remember he didn't provide covers.
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:54pm coelacanth∅:

ARB you're a sadist
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:54pm Feldpantsless:

Didn't know it was a metaphor. I took my pants off and obsessed over the key logistics way too long
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:54pm solo mon:

LOL oh I've been saying it all wrong! SORRY chickens :-0
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:54pm StringOFperils:

Cloaca? Say, "Ah"
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:55pm Scott67:

Anyone mind if I take this leftover HD Water home?
  4:55pm zzmm:

thank you. i am calming down.
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:55pm solo mon:

nesting habits.
Avatar 4:55pm Constance De Witt:

It's all my fault for influencing you with my French pronounciation!
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:55pm StringOFperils:

I think I broke out in a rashomon
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:55pm coelacanth∅:

trying to recall how David Attenborough said it
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:56pm solo mon:

lets just have a SEXY MELLOW moment.
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:56pm Aitch:

Hot dogs best cooked with bong-water
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:56pm Feldpantsless:

I bought the off-brand "HD 'Flavored' water" what a gyp
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:56pm Scott67:

I think I'm going to join an Aviary.
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:56pm solo mon:

I know neverything i didn't want to know.
Avatar 4:56pm Constance De Witt:

I will probably need another job from Korny to pay for my therapies.
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:56pm WR:

cornhole collins can do no wrong.
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:56pm StringOFperils:

Play some Bongweiner
Avatar 🌽 ♥ 4:56pm HyperDose:

@Feldpantsless That off-brand was the best ear candy of the millennium!
  4:57pm davefromtoronto:

pat barrington 7 from the bottom...
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:57pm Franco Twinkie:

Why do I itch down there?
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:57pm solo mon:

Chaos isn't fun Con Con, but it does make a GREAT story.
Avatar 4:57pm Ursula1000:

thank u Cornhole---I'm a changed man
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:58pm solo mon:

yes davefromtoronto Pat B! She was in Mondo Topless tooo!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:58pm Scott67:

What a Dynamic Duo you brought us Solo! Thanks for the therapies! ✌😎🌏❤
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:58pm StringOFperils:

Dear Cornhole, why does it hurt when I key? ...signed Flared and Time-Shared
Avatar 4:58pm Leland Meadows:

My Seafoam group is so super. They will all be attending a masterclass in romance this Friday evening where love ambers burn bright. Solo, bring Babs.
Avatar 4:59pm Constance De Witt:

That's right, Korny, you definitely need some ROMANCE training.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:59pm Franco Twinkie:

Piss in my corn flakes and I'll love you forever.
  5:00pm Andres:

Hotdog water would go well with dinner but all I’ve got is these sausages.
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 5:00pm coelacanth∅:

Thanks Kornholdt!
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 5:00pm StringOFperils:

Now Now Now Now Now
Avatar 5:00pm Leland Meadows:

Please send back our Owl now. Bubbles the cat misses AL.
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 5:01pm chresti:

Thanks solo mon and korn holdt and Babs!
Avatar 5:01pm Leland Meadows:

I don't understand anything that happened today. I think I need to drink more hot dog water.
Avatar 5:01pm Constance De Witt:

make sure that Babs wipes her cheeks
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 5:01pm Feldpantsless:

If you're giving a time-share presentation and you're nervous, just picture everyone pantsless
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 5:01pm solo mon:

Happy International CloAYca DAY!
Avatar 🌽 ♥ 5:02pm HyperDose:

Thank you solo. Hold the kraut next time!
  5:02pm Andres:

Thank you, solo!!! So great!!!
Avatar 5:02pm Constance De Witt:

clo-YAY-ca
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 5:03pm Feldpantsless:

Solo, thanks for the mammories
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 5:03pm solo mon:

Happy International Hot Dog water awareness day!
Avatar 🌽 Swag For Life Member ♥ 5:04pm WR:

thank you thank you again and again and again, please.
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