Jack Boulware also writes the syndicated "Slap Shots" column, available through the AlterNet wire service and the Manhattan-based Transom on-line server. He has written for the San Francisco Chronicle and Examiner, Playboy, Utne Reader, American Journalism Review, and is currently working on a variety of book projects. A long time ago he was founding editor of The Nose magazine. He can be reached and offered great sums of money at: Slapshawts@aol.com