Personal statement:

A paler shade of white Nordic American boy of Finnish + German heritage, native to the the manic-depressive climate of Western Washington's Puget Sound region, repping the fourth generation of the family to call this state "home". A chronic, incurable Java junkie since early childhood. A nature, dog, and gardening lover on all sides. A Soul-shakin', perennially over-dressin', scooter-coveting Modernist on the outside, enrobing an introspective, existentialist part-time Punk/Darkwaver Goth on the inside... sort of like a York Peppermint Pattie, but in reverse, and if they were made out of people... which would quite possibly be the worst marketing idea ever.

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