Personal statement:

me : "Do you live close by?"
her: "Close enough"
me :"Yea, ..come on we'll have one, we'll go over to your place right now"
her: "Oh you'll come over to my place i don't have anything to drink at my place.
me: "Well..I have something to drink at my place"
her:" Oh, I'm not going to you place."
me: "why?"
her: "Cause You'll be there!"

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