WFMU: 100% Whatever with Mary Wing: Playlist from November 25, 2020

Listener comments!
	12:00pm Sylvia (France-NYC): Hello, Mary, and listeners!
	♥ 12:01pm Ike: DING!
	♥ 12:01pm fred: Hello Mary and all
	🛎 ♥ 12:01pm David (in London): She'll make your heart sing, it's Mary Wing! Hey Sylvia and Ike.
	🛎 ♥ 12:01pm βrian: I hear Paris, I hear France.
	♥ 12:02pm TDK60: Hi Mary. I'm trying to forget the show I just listened to, run by a staff member in the radio.
	12:02pm Really Lisa: Hi Mary and wing dings.
	🛎 ♥ 12:02pm Hubig Pie: I hear a droney trance
	♥ 12:02pm Stanley: I hear Madison, I hear Radnage
	♥ 12:05pm fred: France! They're such a great live band... sigh... someday there will be live shows again
	12:05pm Mary Wing: Hello Sylvia, Ike, fred, David in London, Brian, TDK60, Lisa, Hubig, and Stanley! Let's whatever!
	🛎 ♥ 12:06pm David (in London): TDK, Lisa, fred, Hubig, Stanley, what a posse of groovers.
	12:07pm Mary Wing: There's a hurdy-gurdy player in this group, how many bands can make that claim, I ask you?
	♥ 12:07pm YETI BOB: I don't know this band France. The general rule is that bands named after places are Not Good (Boston, Asia, Kansas, America) but this seems to buck the trend.
	🛎 ♥ 12:07pm βrian: Occitanie means "down there." .... kinda
	♥ 12:08pm fred: Fun fact: the bass player in France is called Jeremie Sauvage, and there is also an experimental band called France Sauvage. And yes, both bands know each other and laughed about that
	🛎 ♥ 12:08pm David (in London): fred. Hang in there, man. One day we shall be audiences once more. Mary Wing, ahem, ahem, you played The Hunt of the Unicorn on this show. Featuring hurdy-gurdy...!
	🛎 ♥ 12:08pm βrian: @fred: That's wild!
	12:10pm Really Lisa: This happens to be perfect at blocking my new neighbor noise. Got this in the earbuds, and two white noise machines strategically placed as well.
	🛎 ♥ 12:10pm Handy Haversack: Hello, Mary and all the Ringing Wings! Sorry I'm late. Only missed part of one song, though!
	🛎 ♥ 12:11pm βrian: I want to see these guys on the same bill as the Horse Lords.
	♥ 12:11pm fred: @Yeti Bob: France play hurdy-gurdy, bass and drums, usually only the drummer is on stage. They're related to the La Novia collective, who make new music with traditional instruments: www.la-novia.fr
	12:11pm Mary Wing: Hello Yeti Bob and Handy! 14 more minutes of this song, go walk the dog!
	♥ 12:12pm TDK60: I think this note is G.
	♥ 12:13pm coelacanth∅: greetings Mary, 100%ers
	🛎 ♥ 12:13pm Hubig Pie: My drone just experienced a blip
	🛎 ♥ 12:14pm Sem: That's a lot of yo-yoing, Mary. Think I'll stay inside, instead, and commune w/ France, and the 100%. Incidently: ding!
	12:14pm Mary Wing: Hiya listener John, coleacanth and Sem!
	12:15pm Mary Wing: What noise are the new neighbors making, Lisa? Loud music? Leaf blowers? Hammering?
	🛎 ♥ 12:16pm David (in London): Coela, Sem, listerner john - evening's greetings to you.
	🛎 ♥ 12:16pm Handy Haversack: Hey, coela. Mary, maybe I'll walk one of the cats. Or just make a salad. That way I can keep listening!
	🛎 ♥ 12:17pm David (in London): They should play this track at the dentists.
	♥ 12:17pm fred: Yann Gourdon is the hurdy-gurdy player. He has many projects, all worth checking out
	12:19pm Mary Wing: You own a hurdy-gurdy, David? That's so coool! I'd spend every evening hurdy-gurdying if I had one.
	🛎 ♥ 12:21pm spodiodi: hi Mary Wing and100%rs!
	🛎 ♥ 12:22pm βrian: They have loosed the banshees!
	12:22pm Sylvia (France-NYC): hello @WFMU listener John
	🛎 ♥ 12:23pm David (in London): Mary, no sadly, not. We bought in a hurdy-gurdy player I knew from folky events in my home county of Buckinghamshire. My hurdy-gurdy playing was on a par with my autoharp playing...
	🛎 ♥ 12:24pm βrian: The mice are now fleeing the household.
	🛎 ♥ 12:24pm Hubig Pie: David in L. I been practicing, "Don' t be tryin' to navigate the apples and pears when you be scotch mist". How'd i do ?
	12:25pm Mary Wing: Only one minute left, hang on.
	♥ 12:25pm fred: @βrian: you're right, it should be played loud
	🛎 ♥ 12:26pm Phillippe Bastille: Hey there, Whatevs!
	12:26pm Malcolm: amazing track by france! hi mary and listeners
	🛎 ♥ 12:28pm David (in London): Hubig, that's excellent, you're really coming. Now, for the final step, remember to drop the first word in the couplet. So 'never navigate the apples when you're proper Scotch.' Hey Phillippe and Malcolm.
	12:28pm Malcolm: hi david!
	♥ 12:29pm Carmichael: Heya Mary and winners. Let's listen 101%.
	12:29pm Mary Wing: Howdy Phillippe, Malcolm and Carmichael! Oh my gosh, I can't type today! Have to keep editing my comments for every other word, sheesh.
	🛎 ♥ 12:30pm Phillippe Bastille: DiL, how are you, mate? Mary, Fred, Handy, Sylvia, Spodiodi, John, Coel, Yest Bob, βrian, any other friends I missed! I love you guys!
	🛎 ♥ 12:31pm Hubig Pie: Small steps David. Cockney ain't easy
	12:32pm Mary Wing: I learned about British rhyming slang from "To Sir With Love," heh.
	🛎 ♥ 12:33pm spodiodi: hi Phillippe! <3
	♥ 12:33pm Stanley: Hubig - or 'I got well elephant's last night'
	12:34pm Sylvia (France-NYC): Hi, Philippe! :D
	🛎 ♥ 12:35pm Handy Haversack: Phillippe, spodi, Malcolm, Stanley, Carm, all: hello! Carm, did you see that a Shane MacGowan movie is coming to WFM On Demand?
	12:37pm Sylvia (France-NYC): Mary, Arab Strap are releasing a new album on March 2021
	12:37pm Really Lisa: Well, this was fun. Guess I'll do the archives. Stuff hasn't been going my way since, well this year. Bye David, Handy, Sylvia, Spodiodi, and others who have been kind to say hi. Safe holiday wishes and peace, all.
	🛎 ♥ 12:38pm spodiodi: yoyo Handy-o!
	♥ 12:39pm Carmichael: @Handy, I did not. I think I have seen them all, but perhaps not.
	🛎 ♥ 12:40pm David (in London): Hubig - Although not rhyming slang per se, one of the great latitudes you have in British English is that almost every word can be adapted to mean 'drunk'. "I was totally wankered / trolleyed / rat-arsed / bladdered / leathered" Have a go. Make one up!
	🛎 ♥ 12:40pm spodiodi: byebye, Really Lisa. peace
	♥ 12:40pm fred: @Carmichael: I think it will be available next week
	🛎 ♥ 12:40pm Phillippe Bastille: Bye Lisa! Have a great holiday!
	🛎 ♥ 12:40pm David (in London): Ta ta Lisa.
	🛎 ♥ 12:40pm Handy Haversack: @Carmichael, I know I have not seen this one, so I'm pretty excited. Zappa then MacGowan. They're really triangulating Handy Brain down at the Magic Factory.
	🛎 ♥ 12:40pm Ken From Hyde Park: Heading out soon for second Covid haircut. Pre-Covid was last December and then a haircut in June this year.
	🛎 ♥ 12:40pm Handy Haversack: David, is that trolley-ed or troll-eyed or does it not matter?
	🛎 ♥ 12:41pm Handy Haversack: Ken, you keeping the beard?
	12:41pm Sylvia (France-NYC): take care, Lisa
	🛎 ♥ 12:42pm spodiodi: happy snippin, KenFHP. i should do the same (likely in the mirror though)... it's been almost 6 years here
	🛎 ♥ 12:42pm Ken From Hyde Park: Planning to get the sides trimmed and the front beard will carry on, why not?
	🛎 ♥ 12:42pm Phillippe Bastille: Work is complete for the week, heading in to bake my cranberry pie! Thanksgiving dinner shopping was relatively painless yesterday evening. The big Safeway had a lot of folks shopping but the checkouts moved fast -- I only had one person in line in front of me and he was almost completely rung up. Had to stop at a couple other smaller markets to locate a hard-to-find item and there limited shoppers and cashiers with folded arms at the registers waiting for customers.
	🛎 ♥ 12:42pm Handy Haversack: Nice, Ken. It's a good one!
	🛎 ♥ 12:43pm spodiodi: just don't end up like that twitter guy, Ken ;)
	12:43pm Mary Wing: I did not know that, Sylvia, woot! 2021 can't come soon enough!
	♥ 12:43pm fred: @Ken: My last haircut was pre-work, so in late 1994. My hair falls and breaks well enough on its own
	🛎 ♥ 12:43pm David (in London): Handy, trolleyed, as in 'Fallen off the trolley due to the effects of intoxicating liquor.' However, troll-eyed is fantastic and a fine exemplar of genre. I shall now start using it.
	🛎 ♥ 12:44pm spodiodi: www.wfmu.org... from Mark Hurts's most recent Techtonic www.wfmu.org...
	🛎 ♥ 12:44pm Handy Haversack: Shoot -- bye, Lisa, if you're still here! I hope the week is peaceful for you. David, I think I'm going to start using "troll-eyed" as well. Everyone at the Runza Holiday Rumble was troll-eyed!
	12:45pm Mary Wing: Hi Ken, what's this about a beard? You stopped shaving for the pandemic like so many others did?
	♥ 12:45pm Stanley: Pissed as a newt is one of my favourites. Poor newts
	🛎 ♥ 12:45pm Hubig Pie: David, my bagpipe teacher used buggered to describe everything, drunk, tired , pissed off, etc.
	🛎 ♥ 12:45pm Phillippe Bastille: Have, um, fun(?) Ken? Spodiodi, 6 years? I haven't been to a barber in that long, but I buzz cut my hair every month or so so I don't have to fuck with it in the morning.
	🛎 ♥ 12:47pm spodiodi: maybe closer to 5.5, PB. i look silly
	🛎 ♥ 12:47pm David (in London): Handy, I think that even works as a two-parter, "That night in the bar, The Runzas were so trolleyed they were troll-eyed." Hubig - I'm not sure which part of that comment is my favourite. Maybe all of it.
	🛎 ♥ 12:47pm Ken From Hyde Park: Yes, quit shaving in March. I'm glad I'm past the itching stage. 🧔
	🛎 ♥ 12:48pm Handy Haversack: Stanley, they're the ones who started the war!
	♥ 12:49pm Stanley: That's propaganda put out by the amphibian community. See, newts are salamanders.
	♥ 12:49pm fred: A friend went for the Big Peat look for his Ph.D defense this month, and he totally pulled it off
	🛎 ♥ 12:50pm Phillippe Bastille: @spodiodi My last foray into long hair was to be able to donate it to wigmakers who make free wigs for cancer patients. Turns out they don't really like grey hair for wigs, cuz it's more brittle and doesn't hold color well. I was fat back then and had a lengthy beard and looked very much like Santa Clause
	🛎 ♥ 12:51pm Phillippe Bastille: * Santa Claus. Or Sanity Clause. One or the other
	🛎 ♥ 12:51pm spodiodi: hohoho, PB. good man on the Locks For Love effort. Damned if ya do...
	🛎 ♥ 12:53pm spodiodi: my longest run was over 10 years. last haircut i paid for wasin '13 ($5 cut in Chinatown, for which i was charged $12 (informed after cut was complete by owner who flatly told me it would be more, since it was so long), before that it was '94 ... i've been cutting my own hair mostly since then
	🛎 ♥ 12:53pm Summer and Michael and Sylvia: Good morning-ish, Mary! And all Whatever-ers!
	🛎 ♥ 12:54pm Phillippe Bastille: Damn, for you soccer/football fans, I just saw Diego Maradona has died.
	🛎 ♥ 12:55pm spodiodi: and on the Santa tip, a guy in Oakland once called me Santa Claus, but i've no idea why. was thin with dark long hair shrug guy
	🛎 ♥ 12:55pm Phillippe Bastille: @spodiodi I usually have to endure a day of "you missed a spot" until I get it right
	🛎 ♥ 12:56pm David (in London): Spod - Those half-dozen reindeers you were standing next to may have had something to do with it. Hey there S&M&S
	🛎 ♥ 12:56pm Handy Haversack: spodi, was that back when you hung out with those reindeer? Maradona was fairly young still, wasn't he?
	🛎 ♥ 12:56pm spodiodi: a day? you must be better at it than me. i usually need a week or more to get it right :)
	🛎 ♥ 12:57pm Hubig Pie: Cue the singing wad of gum
	🛎 ♥ 12:57pm spodiodi: haha Handy and David need to buy each other Cokes :B must've been
	12:57pm Mary Wing: Hiya S&M&S! Time for lunch on my side of the screen, heh.
	🛎 ♥ 12:57pm Handy Haversack: Runzaic Synchronicity, David!
	♥ 12:57pm Carmichael: @David, my favorite American phrase is "sh*t-hammered". "Soused as Lords" is a favorite UK term.
	🛎 ♥ 12:58pm spodiodi: hi S&M&S
	🛎 ♥ 12:59pm David (in London): Carmichael - We use shit-faced and hammered, but I'm loving shit-hammered! scribbles in notebook Handy, I've gotta know how you think when you're swinging that halberd otherwise the friendly fire will cut me off at the knees.
	🛎 ♥ 1:00pm Phillippe Bastille: @Handy 60
	🛎 ♥ 1:00pm Summer and Michael and Sylvia: Howdy, spodiodi
	🛎 ♥ 1:05pm Phillippe Bastille: Later gators! Will be listening and cooking. Have a great holiday, those of you I won't come across later. The rest of you will just have to wait for your good wishes...
	🛎 ♥ 1:05pm spodiodi: focus means what?
	🛎 ♥ 1:05pm spodiodi: thanks, Phillippe! you too
	🛎 ♥ 1:05pm David (in London): Later Phillippe. Happy holiday to you.
	🛎 ♥ 1:05pm Phillippe Bastille: and DiL, you just have a good regular old Thursday tomorrow...
	🛎 ♥ 1:05pm Handy Haversack: Black Friday also International Buy Nothing Day! Is this also 3OAK? We won't be able to fit in many covers of a fifty-three-minute song! L8r, Phillippe! See you soon!
	♥ 1:06pm Stanley: Wishing you a happy one, Phillippe
	🛎 ♥ 1:06pm Handy Haversack: Thursdays. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
	1:07pm Sylvia (France-NYC): dinner time in France, hopefully I'll be back before the end of the show (who am I kidding, my kids and I eat FAST)
	1:07pm Mary Wing: Heh, no Handy, this is not the 3oak segment yet.
	🛎 ♥ 1:08pm βrian: Yes, I've long embraced Buy Nothing Day, though I once made an exception for a toothbrush.
	🛎 ♥ 1:12pm Handy Haversack: βrian! How could you!
	🛎 ♥ 1:13pm Hubig Pie: I also embrace Sub-continent Fridays on the Bryce show
	🛎 ♥ 1:13pm βrian: Spousal orders. I had no choice in the matter.
	1:15pm WFMU listener john: @Handy and MW what is 3OAK?
	🛎 ♥ 1:16pm Sem: Diggin' this, Mary. Good to hear it again.
	🛎 ♥ 1:16pm βrian: "Is that a peninsula in your sub-continent, or are you glad to see me?"
	🛎 ♥ 1:17pm spodiodi: Handy at 106, i feel ya :) (was afk)
	🛎 ♥ 1:17pm Handy Haversack: @John: The Three of a Kind segment.
	🛎 ♥ 1:17pm spodiodi: lol βrian
	🛎 ♥ 1:17pm βrian: It's actually "≥3OAK," isn't it?
	🛎 ♥ 1:18pm spodiodi: or 2>OAK, to use less ink
	🛎 ♥ 1:18pm spodiodi: doesn't have the same ring to it
	♥ 1:18pm Stanley: It's an isthmus, βrian
	🛎 ♥ 1:19pm βrian: An isthmus is a kind of land thong, I guess.
	🛎 ♥ 1:19pm Sem: Is it possible to lisp isthmus, I wonder?
	♥ 1:20pm Stanley: Haha, βrian:
	1:20pm Mary Wing: "Land thong" will haunt my dreams, I think.
	♥ 1:21pm Stanley: Sem, yes that would be isthmusth. I'm practicing it now.
	🛎 ♥ 1:21pm spodiodi: lol, Mary Wing
	🛎 ♥ 1:22pm spodiodi: lol S'em. stop, please, everyone.
	🛎 ♥ 1:22pm Handy Haversack: "Unsure what to get the country you love this year? Try a Land Thong. A grateful nation will salute you ..."
	🛎 ♥ 1:22pm Sem: Let it be a challenge to you, Stanley. Hiya, whistlin' spod'di.
	🛎 ♥ 1:23pm spodiodi: heyhey, boinin S'emster
	♥ 1:23pm Stanley: Handy - I've been meaning to ask for your recommendations for malt whisky cocktails. I've got a so-so bottle I could use.
	🛎 ♥ 1:24pm Summer and Michael and Sylvia: (singing brightly): "We wish you a Merry Isthmus..."
	🛎 ♥ 1:24pm βrian: And for the romantics, a copy of Thong of Solomon: Hebrew love poems.
	🛎 ♥ 1:25pm spodiodi: S&M&S X^D
	♥ 1:25pm TDK60: I'm installing a new toilet seat in my bathroom. Just came back to say, an outdoor construction machine is whizzing in this raga key. Back soon...
	🛎 ♥ 1:25pm Hubig Pie: You may call it an Isthmus, but to some it's only a spit
	♥ 1:26pm Carmichael: Peninsula hammock ...
	♥ 1:27pm Stanley: TDK60 - heated, fur-lined?
	🛎 ♥ 1:27pm spodiodi: quit monkeying around, Carm
	🛎 ♥ 1:27pm βrian: Why did Horatio Alger never do a ragas-to-riches story?
	♥ 1:28pm Carmichael: Go East, Young Brahmin.
	🛎 ♥ 1:29pm βrian: I mean, I imagine it takes a certain amount of pluck ...
	♥ 1:30pm Stanley: Nice tambura.
	🛎 ♥ 1:30pm Hubig Pie: Up-grade to a self closing toilet seat . It'll add value to your home
	🛎 ♥ 1:31pm spodiodi: we have one of those slowly closing ones, Hubig, but i'm too impatient, and always force it down
	🛎 ♥ 1:31pm Handy Haversack: Stanley, oddly, I make very few with whisky! I drink the good stuff neat and the less good stuff on the rocks. But my man in Newington has been enjoying Rusty Nails (whisky and Drambuie) and close relatives. I can't remember all the names, but you can sub Frangelico or Amaretto for the Drambuie. 2:1 proportions, on the roicks. Excellent after dinner. Then there's THIS: Am I Blue: 1. 5 oz scotch, .5 sweet verm, .25 luxardo, Dash bitters, Stir in glass w ice and strain into champagne flute, Top up w champagne (you should not need that much). Garnish with burnt orange peel!
	1:32pm Mary Wing: They make a self-closing toilet seat, seriously?
	🛎 ♥ 1:32pm Handy Haversack: (Supposed to be made with JW Blue, but come on. We use Dewar's, Rob uses the Famous Grouse.)
	🛎 ♥ 1:32pm Sem: Re: Ravi. "Raga is a 1971 documentary film about the life and music of Indian sitarist Ravi Shankar, produced and directed by Howard Worth. It includes scenes featuring Western musicians Yehudi Menuhin and George Harrison, as well as footage of Shankar returning to Maihar in central India, where as a young man he trained under the mentorship of Allauddin Khan. The film also features a portion of Shankar and tabla player Alla Rakha's acclaimed performance at the 1967 Monterey Pop Festival." via wikithingy.
	🛎 ♥ 1:32pm βrian: Rusty Nails? Ah, to be 15 again!
	1:33pm Dean: Rusty Nails, my cocktails of choice, other than a martini, when I was into those things. I have the soundtrack to Raga on vinyl somewhere.
	♥ 1:33pm Ike: This is an excellent musical choice to calm me down on a day when work is a gigantic PITA.
	🛎 ♥ 1:33pm spodiodi: Mary, the one we have just has some kind of resistance, so it doesn't slam (which sounds cool, but you have to wait to flush it, unless you want to make a mess)
	🛎 ♥ 1:34pm Hubig Pie: I'll have Drambuie with crushed ice. Unless of course you're all out of crushed ice.
	1:35pm Mary Wing: Hi Dean! Oy, we're talking cocktails, and I've only just finished lunch. Must not get daydrunk today!
	🛎 ♥ 1:36pm spodiodi: ha, my dispensary of choice has this Happy Danksgiving graphic www.thegreencross.org... (and are open 8a- 2p tomorrow, which is good, since i've nothing better to do)
	🛎 ♥ 1:36pm Handy Haversack: Stanley, also a Penicillin, but it requires more specialized stuff (ginger syrup). Dewar's or the equivalent, ginger syrup, then float Laphroaig or your super-peaty Islay of choice on top. Garnish with candied ginger if you have any to hand.
	🛎 ♥ 1:36pm βrian: I don't much care for sweet liqueurs any more, but I recently had some Tia Maria with milk. Mmm.
	🛎 ♥ 1:36pm spodiodi: Ike i agree, but the jokes are keeping me distracted
	1:36pm Dean: Self-closing toilet sounds more fancy that it is. It's just a lightweight lid with a lot of friction. Probably better called a non-slamming toilet lid. It's just after 10:30am where I sit, and I've already consumed a cup of Bordeaux. Went into the Bolognese.
	♥ 1:37pm Ike: As for terlet talk, I see no evidence of the rumored return to a TP shortage. TP seems abundant locally! Did I order one of them fancy-pants French-ish terlet attachments for nothing?
	🛎 ♥ 1:37pm spodiodi: what dean said
	♥ 1:37pm TDK60: Okay, back. Stanley, one of those slow-closing ones.
	♥ 1:38pm Stanley: Thanks Handy. I've never mixed whisky with anything, except water. Just that I have this bottle of unpeated Bunnahabhain that's been eclipsed by other more recent purchases and I thought it would be fun. That Am I Blue sounds outrageous. TBH I cannot remember what Drambuie (or Dramhughie, as it was called when I was a student) tatses like. I'll experiment.
	🛎 ♥ 1:38pm David (in London): I'm old skool, so it's strictly medieval privys here.
	🛎 ♥ 1:38pm βrian: Bolognese with Bordeaux? The EU is a wonderful thing.
	🛎 ♥ 1:38pm spodiodi: 5-gallon bucket is all ya need
	🛎 ♥ 1:39pm spodiodi: fancy bastids
	🛎 ♥ 1:39pm Sem: We used to dream of privies.
	1:39pm Dean: I know. It's a cheap Bordeaux, fruity enough to serve the purpose.
	🛎 ♥ 1:39pm Handy Haversack: And of course, Rob Roys, Stanley. Sweet or dry. Scotch and vermouth, dash of bitters. Garnish with cherry or lemon twist.
	🛎 ♥ 1:39pm Hubig Pie: Scotch with milk was popular at the VFW
	1:39pm Mary Wing: You bought a toilet wand, Ike? Have you used it yet, and is it any good? (or is this too personal a question, heh.) I was thinking of getting one, but none of the reviews were convincing me.
	1:39pm Dean: Heck, if I don't have wine, I use apple or orange juice.
	🛎 ♥ 1:40pm Handy Haversack: Ah, whisky and Amaretto is a "Godfather."
	🛎 ♥ 1:41pm βrian: Seems to me I recall that a shogun met his demise, from below, while sitting in a privy.
	1:41pm Mary Wing: Aw, man, whisky and Amaretto sounds delicious.
	♥ 1:44pm \ⓔⓘⓚ/: I got a terlet fountain. (Technically a "bidet" but I hate that name -- or maybe I should call it a "freedom fountain", as in "freedom fries"? LOL.) Is that the same as a wand? It hasn't arrived yet, so more to come!
	🛎 ♥ 1:45pm spodiodi: perhaps he looks like Toto, from the Wizard of Oz?
	🛎 ♥ 1:46pm Handy Haversack: I'm thinking of adding a bottle or two to the library. Maybe Lillet and Benedictine ... or Frangelico ...
	🛎 ♥ 1:47pm βrian: Isn't a toilet wand that bottle brush-like thing that's kept alongside the toilet? They're a bit scratchy, but they get the job done.
	♥ 1:47pm TDK60: I think this raga is in F#.
	🛎 ♥ 1:47pm Hubig Pie: Freedom fountain- freedom from terlet paper
	1:48pm Dean: Didn't Bidet just win a big election?
	🛎 ♥ 1:48pm spodiodi: and handy when thirsty
	🛎 ♥ 1:50pm βrian: The election results turned out to be a royal flush.
	1:50pm Mary Wing: Wand or fountain, I guess it's a spout that attaches to the toilet tank and squirts cold water on your nether regions, right?
	🛎 ♥ 1:50pm spodiodi: Bidet the music dies... we were singin bye, bye
	🛎 ♥ 1:50pm Handy Haversack: spodi, I resemble that remark!
	🛎 ♥ 1:51pm spodiodi: clink @ Handy
	🛎 ♥ 1:52pm spodiodi: and Dean, i love it when you aim low -- thanks for the lol
	♥ 1:52pm TDK60: ..or maybe G-flat.
	♥ 1:52pm ɛɨkɛɨ: I was promised "ambient temperature" water, heh.
	1:52pm chresti/tennis booth/Griffith Park: Hi Wingdingers! Hi Mary! Lurkin' 'n wurkin', soundz good!
	🛎 ♥ 1:52pm βrian: A G-flat is akin to a thong, right?
	🛎 ♥ 1:53pm spodiodi: i warsh mahself with a rag and a stick. who needs 'em
	1:53pm Dean: Bach knew his thongs, that's for damn sure.
	1:53pm Mary Wing: My toilet water is freaking cold, so I wonder if there is a heating element in some of the fancier wand/fountains?
	🛎 ♥ 1:53pm spodiodi: hi chresti! btw, i was too late to say cheers to Frisky! <3
	🛎 ♥ 1:54pm Ken From Hyde Park: In Australia, people greet one another with "Bidet, mate!"
	🛎 ♥ 1:54pm spodiodi: fish tank heater might help
	♥ 1:54pm Stanley: Thanks all. Just realised the time and need to get the supper on. Shame as the toilet seat talk has got me interested. I'll have to regale you with my toilet seat stories from Japan another time.
	🛎 ♥ 1:54pm spodiodi: aloha, Stanley!
	🛎 ♥ 1:54pm Handy Haversack: Later on, Stanley. Cheers!
	♥ 1:55pm TDK60: Stanley, until then.
	🛎 ♥ 1:55pm spodiodi: lol, Ken... i wonder if thier bidet's squirt in reverse? :-B
	1:55pm Mary Wing: Good morning chresti!
	🛎 ♥ 1:55pm spodiodi: -'
	🛎 ♥ 1:56pm Sem: See you later, Stanley.
	1:57pm David in London: Toilet Talk is my new early evening chat show.
	🛎 ♥ 1:57pm spodiodi: ana ng may know
	🛎 ♥ 1:57pm Hubig Pie: You could always just run the water supply line from the hot water side to your freedom fountain
	🛎 ♥ 1:57pm βrian: Is your water still in the closet?
	🛎 ♥ 1:58pm spodiodi: hope it hasn't broken before the warranty ran out
	1:59pm Mary Wing: Oh man, Stanley, don't get me started on Japanese toilets! I've never been to Japan, but the toilets at The Japan Society in NYC are technological wonders of comfort and hygiene. I long to go back to those toilets!
	♥ 1:59pm ɛɨkɛɨ: Yes, I've read that some of the more expensive ones have that option but are also a little more difficult to install, and you may have to wait for the water to warm up, just as with the warm water in the sink or shower. Here's one: hellotushy.com... (Warning: This brand likes corny jokes and puns.)
	🛎 ♥ 2:00pm βrian: "Never flush a corn cob," says the instructions with our commode.
	🛎 ♥ 2:02pm spodiodi: what the heck else are you supposed to do with a used corn cob
	🛎 ♥ 2:02pm βrian: Kindling?
	🛎 ♥ 2:02pm spodiodi: maybe a pipe?
	🛎 ♥ 2:03pm spodiodi: winter is coming, after all
	2:03pm Dean: "Man, that's some good shit."
	🛎 ♥ 2:03pm βrian: A pipe? "Hey, man. Wanna smoke some ..."
	🛎 ♥ 2:04pm spodiodi: Happy Birthday!
	♥ 2:04pm coelacanth∅: been otherwise occupied and missed the latest installment of ToiletTalk? just my luck.
	♥ 2:04pm coelacanth∅: but Ravi Shankar provided excellent music to shower by.
	🛎 ♥ 2:04pm βrian: @Dean: [Damn this life as a conjoined twin!]
	🛎 ♥ 2:05pm spodiodi: aloha, coelacanth
	2:05pm Mary Wing: Did the stream just burp for anyone? My mic break was messed up at the beginning.
	2:06pm David in London: Coela. As compensation I’ve got you two VIP tickets to the recording of the next Toilet Talk.
	♥ 2:06pm coelacanth∅: hey spodi Mary your mic break was not audible for -my guess will be at least a few minutes
	2:06pm Dean: Yes, the stream burped. It should excuse itself.
	🛎 ♥ 2:06pm βrian: Jeopardy categories for Outhouse include "longest air time before landing."
	♥ 2:06pm coelacanth∅: your mic break kicked in maybe just over a minute ago
	2:07pm Mary Wing: Well that sucks. I hope its not messed up in the archives then.
	🛎 ♥ 2:07pm Handy Haversack: Yes, there was a burp. Or given all this Toilet Talk, it might have been the other end.
	♥ 2:07pm coelacanth∅: David You shouldn't have!
	🛎 ♥ 2:07pm βrian: Don't drop the mic when you're in an outhouse.
	2:08pm Sylvia (France-NYC): okay, what did I miss?
	2:08pm David in London: Coela. As compensation I’ve got you two VIP tickets to the recording of the next Toilet Talk.
	♥ 2:08pm TDK60: Toilet talk, Sylvia. It's my fault.
	♥ 2:09pm coelacanth∅: ...why, David, you shouldn't have!
	♥ 2:09pm coelacanth∅: (shall we do this again?!)
	🛎 ♥ 2:11pm βrian: "Toilet cozies, crocheted or otherwise, are not recommended for your new commode."
	2:11pm Sylvia (France-NYC): well, GOOD toilets are very important
	♥ 2:11pm coelacanth∅: ...and, regarding the temperature going into the toilet tank it's just a matter of which pipes, hot or cold, feed it. if it wasn't installed by an idiot it's both and you can adjust how much of each.
	2:12pm David in London: I absolutely bloody love this song. I played it to my son after he had his drugs lecture at school.
	🛎 ♥ 2:12pm spodiodi: looks like my toilet cozie will be repurposed as a teapot cozie
	2:14pm Mary Wing: I guess idiots were working that day, or my old building didn't believe in running a hot water pipe near the toilet, because the tank water is COLD, man.
	🛎 ♥ 2:14pm βrian: I've never, ever seen a hot water supply to a toilet. Seems to me that might excite the wrong kind of molecules.
	2:14pm Sylvia (France-NYC): pro tip: keep menstruation products at hand in your bathroom, yes even you without a uterus, it'll be useful to a friend some day
	🛎 ♥ 2:15pm βrian: I mean, brownian motion is for real.
	♥ 2:15pm coelacanth∅: to be honest Mary i think just a cold feed is most common. maybe "idiot" is unfair. it's less expensive to run one pipe and less expensive to get a toilet with only 1 intake.
	♥ 2:16pm ɨɛkɨɛ: @Sylvia, wait, are you saying this pandemic is going to be over someday, and that there might be strange women in my apartment again eventually?!?!?! I don't know about that. Seems far-fetched! ;P
	2:17pm David in London: Brian. Then you’ve never met our talented repairs contractor who managed to plumb the hot supply to the toilets in a super high-need disability care home. The service manager went absolutely ballistic when he found out. I thought he was quite literally going to explode.
	2:17pm Sylvia (France-NYC): believe in your dreams @ɨɛkɨɛ :)
	♥ 2:18pm coelacanth∅: βrian mine has 2, and it's a good thing because without that little bit of hot the pipes would freeze. (they froze one winter anyway)
	🛎 ♥ 2:18pm βrian: Hot water toilets: Where affluence meets effluence.
	♥ 2:18pm TDK60: Sylvia, I just saw a news item that Scotland has declared period products to be free via local governments.
	🛎 ♥ 2:18pm Handy Haversack: Yeah. Gotta have drugs.
	♥ 2:19pm coelacanth∅: Sylvia is there a useful life limit to tampons? i have some that must be about 14 years old!
	2:19pm Sylvia (France-NYC): @TDK60 in PUBLIC FACILITIES, so it's a long ado about nothing, but still a step in the right direction
	🛎 ♥ 2:19pm Handy Haversack: Dang, coela, those tampons are old enough to get their period.
	2:20pm Sylvia (France-NYC): @coel ugh, toss em and not everyone is comfortable with tampons, pads all the way!
	🛎 ♥ 2:20pm spodiodi: lol HH
	♥ 2:20pm fred: Sadly, I don't think Wing has covered this
	♥ 2:20pm coelacanth∅: Handy i guess i should have a little talk with them.
	2:21pm Sylvia (France-NYC): much ado, I don't know why my fingers typed long
	🛎 ♥ 2:21pm βrian: During a polar vortex some years ago, the trap in our toilet froze. Should not have flushed that day. Long story short, I ended up ripping out the floor and sub-floor and adding foam insulation.
	♥ 2:21pm TDK60: Never heard of this Drugs3 tune before.
	🛎 ♥ 2:21pm spodiodi: real hippies use cups
	2:22pm Mary Wing: Ha ha haaaaah! Handy wins the internet today.
	🛎 ♥ 2:23pm Handy Haversack: You'll have to teach them how to use themselves, coela. Mary, I reluctantly accept this honor. To celebrate, I'm going to put on my grown-up shoes and go to the liquor store.
	🛎 ♥ 2:23pm spodiodi: 🏆💯
	♥ 2:23pm coelacanth∅: Sylvia they were left by someone who tried them for the first time during our time together, and decided she hated them. (i tried to talk her out of trying them in the first place) anyway she switched to reusables.
	🛎 ♥ 2:23pm spodiodi: grab me some tofu jerky, handy! please
	2:24pm johnc: Yes, that was hilarious @handy
	2:24pm David in London: Isn’t anyone going to big up the Mooncup?
	🛎 ♥ 2:24pm Handy Haversack: Can do, spod. I also need eggs, olives, and toilet paper. It's a full day over here!
	🛎 ♥ 2:25pm spodiodi: spodi @221 did
	2:25pm David in London: I’m absolutely flabbergasted that there are so many versions of this. Tonetta rules, but this version is very nice.
	🛎 ♥ 2:25pm spodiodi: tofu eggs are a disappointment , Handy, steer clear and good luck
	♥ 2:26pm TDK60: Never heard of Tonetta nor any of these wonderful artists.
	🛎 ♥ 2:26pm WR: Me either TDK60, drugs3? I am guessing it was an 80s thing. Can try Searching now. Or wait for the outcome of this set.
	2:26pm Mary Wing: I know, David, right? Lots of Tonetta fans out there, evidently!
	2:27pm Sylvia (France-NYC): Mooncup isn't for me either, and like tampons, there a risk of toxic shock syndrome if worn too long
	🛎 ♥ 2:27pm Handy Haversack: I blame those lazy tofu chickens, spodi!
	🛎 ♥ 2:27pm spodiodi: i'd bean wondering the reason, Handy. makes sense
	2:29pm Mary Wing: Tonetta is not for everyone, though, heh. His video channel is here: www.youtube.com...
	2:29pm rw: Haha! Nice 3oaK. Good morning!
	2:30pm Sylvia (France-NYC): I didn't know this song at all
	♥ 2:30pm coelacanth∅: my toilet is at the very corner of the house; no upstairs, no basement there. no heat except through the door to the kitchen. the pipes run along the outside wall and are probably poorly insulated, if at all. they froze a few times 3 winters ago but didn't burst. it would've been a disaster if there wasn't the little bit of warmth from the hot feed. i demanded space heaters from my landlord and we were good to go. good to go.
	2:30pm Mary Wing: Good morning rw! Hope you have a great Thanksgiving, pal!
	🛎 ♥ 2:31pm βrian: I kind of know the song, but I never actually absorbed the lyrics.
	♥ 2:31pm fred: Are there enough Jandek covers out there for a 3OAK someday?
	2:31pm Sylvia (France-NYC): oh, cover pics on the Bancamp page are... interesting?
	2:32pm rw: Thank you Mary! Happy thanksgiving to you and everyone too!!
	🛎 ♥ 2:32pm Handy Haversack: I am off to the shops. Thanks for another great one, Mary! Much appreciated. I hope you have a peaceful break and finally get your drink on! Hopefully catch up with the rest of you Wing Dings at Scott's place. Otherwise, be well. See you soon!
	🛎 ♥ 2:33pm WR: Wow, so Drugs drugs drugs is a Tonetta original?
	2:33pm David in London: This is absolutely gear. And may I take this opportunity to propose a Tonetta and Wing collaboration?
	♥ 2:33pm coelacanth∅: i keep unfavoriting songs because the stars are not illuminated. what the fuck
	🛎 ♥ 2:33pm spodiodi: toodles, Handy
	2:33pm Mary Wing: Yes, fred, there are! But there is no Jandek music on Spotify, so I'll need to get to the station for the old Jandek CDs before I can do it. Hope for 2021, though!
	🛎 ♥ 2:35pm spodiodi: they had me at the air raid sirens
	♥ 2:35pm coelacanth∅: tchau Handy. (and for the record my housemate loves tofu eggs)
	🛎 ♥ 2:36pm spodiodi: "I do what I want" -- Bart shrug
	♥ 2:36pm TDK60: I'm a bit caught off-guard here. Guess I need a drug..
	🛎 ♥ 2:36pm spodiodi: sorry "I do what I feel like" -- Bart
	♥ 2:37pm TDK60: ..or three.
	♥ 2:37pm Carmichael: Yes, Re!
	♥ 2:37pm fred: @Mary: I did get two boxes from Corwood, so if you have a specific track in mind, I might be able to send it to you
	♥ 2:41pm TDK60: uh oh..
	🛎 ♥ 2:41pm spodiodi: love like anthrax ftw
	2:42pm Mary Wing: Cool, I'll keep that in mind, fred. The Representative's birthday is in October, so maybe I'll hold off until then.
	🛎 ♥ 2:43pm spodiodi: nice version, Mary
	🛎 ♥ 2:43pm βrian: This is the perfect wedding anthem.
	2:43pm David in London: The Gang really kick arse on this one.
	🛎 ♥ 2:43pm spodiodi: 2001 song of the year
	2:43pm Mary Wing: Go4 still sounding as great as they did in the 80s yeah!
	2:44pm Dean: I know of a couple who read "Death of the Ball Turret Gunner" at their wedding. Nuptial bliss did not endure.
	2:44pm Mary Wing: A questionable segue, yes, but it was Frida's birthday on Nov. 15th!
	2:45pm Dean: Used to play that Entertainment! album at least once daily back then.
	♥ 2:45pm fred: No Jandek on Spotify? I knew they were evil, and I'm too busy listening to WFMU to have time for them, but that seals the deal, they're dead to me
	♥ 2:45pm Carmichael: I did a mini-Ironman event a few years back, and I dubbed myself Gang of One.
	2:46pm Mary Wing: I only use Spotify for 3oak prep, but yeah, they are not my main bitch for music.
	2:49pm David in London: Mary, Frida’s is a singularly inappropriate track to play in 2020.
	♥ 2:50pm TDK60: What is "3oak"?
	♥ 2:50pm Carmichael: More appropriate may be Boz Scaggs' "It's Over".
	2:51pm Mary Wing: 3 of a kind, TDK60
	♥ 2:51pm ɨkɛ: Hmm, was that another skip just now?
	2:51pm Mary Wing: The stream burped again What the heck?
	♥ 2:52pm TDK60: Ah, thanks Mary; as in Drugs3?
	🛎 ♥ 2:52pm spodiodi: colic?
	2:53pm Mary Wing: As in, the weekly segment where I play lots of covers of the same song, TDK, heh.
	♥ 2:55pm TDK60: This show is gonna lead me to drugs. Or somebody, lead me.. // Thanks mucho Mary; fun show.
	🛎 ♥ 2:55pm spodiodi: often <3OAK, (more accurately <=3OAK, as βrian pedanted out earlier ) ;)
	🛎 ♥ 2:56pm spodiodi: this sounds a lot like get lucky, and i likey
	2:56pm David in London: Thanks Mary, another really fun show today.
	2:56pm Sylvia (France-NYC): oh no, that song Horny was a radio nightmare
	🛎 ♥ 2:57pm spodiodi: thanks, Mary Wing! great show again! 100% recharged
	🛎 ♥ 2:57pm spodiodi: ahh sorry for being daft. first hearing
	2:58pm David in London: Tonetta’s been up all night to get drugs.
	2:58pm Mary Wing: Really, Sylvia? I never heard it before. Stick around for DJ Black Helmet, playlist is here: wfmu.org...
	2:58pm Sylvia (France-NYC): but remember, we've come too far to give up who we are Thank you for the show and chat, Mary and all
	♥ 2:58pm Carmichael: Thank God I don't listen to the radio.
	2:59pm Sylvia (France-NYC): @Mary bad dance music was very popular in France/Europe in the 90s
	2:59pm Mary Wing: Thanks for listening! Enjoy what can be enjoyed!!
	🛎 ♥ 3:00pm Ken From Hyde Park: Thanks! Have a fun Thanksgiving! 🛎️
	🛎 ♥ 3:02pm WR: Thank you Mary.
	♥ 3:21pm coelacanth∅: Thanks Mary! take care

100% Whatever with Mary Wing: Playlist from November 25, 2020

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November 25, 2020: I'm happy, feeling free

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(* = new, *** = "Three of a Kind" covers segment; referred to as "3oak" in the listener comments section)

Artist	Track	Album	Label	Year	Format	Comments	New / Special	Approx. start time
France	Untitled side A "Untitled side A" by "France"	Occitanie	Aguirre	2017	MP3			0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Owada	Circle "Circle" by "Owada"	Nothing	Piano	1997	MP3			0:25:11 (Pop-up)
Jah Lion	Jaded Mutha "Jaded Mutha" by "Jah Lion"	Dub Bible	Roll Over Rover	2009	MP3			0:27:57 (Pop-up)
Arab Strap	One Four Seven One "One Four Seven One" by "Arab Strap"	Elephant Shoe	Go Beat	2000	MP3	Originally released in 1999.		0:36:05 (Pop-up)
Domenique Dumont	Rituals "Rituals" by "Domenique Dumont"	People On Sunday	The Leaf Label	2020	MP3		*	0:41:30 (Pop-up)
Wayne Horvitz	The Car That Brought You Here Still Runs (Degrees Of Gray In Philipsburg)	Some Places Are Forever Afternoon (11 Places For Richard Hugo)	Songlines Recordings	2015	MP3			0:45:19 (Pop-up)
Air	Playground Love (Vibraphone Version)	The Virgin Suicides (Music From The Motion Picture)	Emperor Norton	2000	MP3	Various artists.		0:55:46 (Pop-up)
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Music behind DJ: Low	Hatchet (Optimimi Version) (Wing edit)							0:59:35 (Pop-up)
Ravi Shankar	Hollywood Raga Parameshwari	In Hollywood, 1971	Northern Spy	2016	MP3	Recorded live on June 12, 1971 in Hollywood, California.		1:05:14 (Pop-up)
Khusugtun	Jangar "Jangar" by "Khusugtun"	Jangar	Buda Musique	2020	MP3			1:57:45 (Pop-up)
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Music behind DJ: Low	Hatchet (Optimimi Version) (Wing edit)							2:04:50 (Pop-up)
Tonetta	Drugs Drugs Drugs "Drugs Drugs Drugs" by "Tonetta"	777	Black Tent Press	2010	MP3		***	2:07:45 (Pop-up)
Killer Ghost	Drugs Drugs Drugs "Drugs Drugs Drugs" by "Killer Ghost"	In The Forest Green	Sands Vacation	2014	MP3	A Tonetta cover.	***	2:12:07 (Pop-up)
Dani Laundry	Drugs Drugs Drugs "Drugs Drugs Drugs" by "Dani Laundry"	Drugs Drugs Drugs single	self-released	2011	MP3	A Tonetta cover; from YouTube.	***	2:16:15 (Pop-up)
The Jot Project	Drugs Drugs Drugs	Drugs Drugs Drugs single	self-released	2015	MP3	A Tonetta cover.	***	2:19:59 (Pop-up)
Part Time	Drugs Drugs Drugs (Synthetic)	Modern History	Burger	2019	MP3	A Tonetta cover.	***	2:22:43 (Pop-up)
Tok	Drugs Drugs Drugs "Drugs Drugs Drugs" by "Tok"	Tok Does Tonetta	Black Tent Press	2015	MP3	A Tonetta cover.	***	2:27:10 (Pop-up)
The Swabs with Tonetta	The Darkest Night	The Darkest Night	Slimey	2020	MP3			2:30:45 (Pop-up)
Black Bananas	Do It "Do It" by "Black Bananas"	Rad Times Xpress IV	Drag City	2012	MP3			2:34:35 (Pop-up)
The Tubes	Prime Time "Prime Time" by "The Tubes"	Remote Control	A&M	1979	MP3			2:36:41 (Pop-up)
Gang Of Four	Love Like Anthrax "Love Like Anthrax" by "Gang Of Four"	Live... In The Moment	Gill Music Ltd.	2016	MP3	Live recordings made in New York and London in 2015.		2:40:00 (Pop-up)
Frida	I Know There's Something Going On	Something's Going On	Atlantic	1982	MP3			2:43:46 (Pop-up)
The Magnetic Fields	Xavier Says "Xavier Says" by "The Magnetic Fields"	Distortion	Nonesuch	2008	MP3			2:49:14 (Pop-up)
Cranes	Beautiful Friend "Beautiful Friend" by "Cranes"	Loved	Arista / Dedicated	1994	MP3			2:51:43 (Pop-up)
Go Home Productions	Get Horny "Get Horny" by "Go Home Productions"	Sleazy Egyptian EP	self-released	2015	MP3	A mash-up of Mousse T's "Horny," Daft Punk's "Get Lucky," and Chic's "Good Times."		2:54:56 (Pop-up)
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Music behind DJ: Low	Hatchet (Optimimi Version) (Wing edit)							2:58:48 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	12:00pm Sylvia (France-NYC): Hello, Mary, and listeners!
	♥ 12:01pm Ike: DING!
	♥ 12:01pm fred: Hello Mary and all
	🛎 ♥ 12:01pm David (in London): She'll make your heart sing, it's Mary Wing! Hey Sylvia and Ike.
	🛎 ♥ 12:01pm βrian: I hear Paris, I hear France.
	♥ 12:02pm TDK60: Hi Mary. I'm trying to forget the show I just listened to, run by a staff member in the radio.
	12:02pm Really Lisa: Hi Mary and wing dings.
	🛎 ♥ 12:02pm Hubig Pie: I hear a droney trance
	♥ 12:02pm Stanley: I hear Madison, I hear Radnage
	♥ 12:05pm fred: France! They're such a great live band... sigh... someday there will be live shows again
	12:05pm Mary Wing: Hello Sylvia, Ike, fred, David in London, Brian, TDK60, Lisa, Hubig, and Stanley! Let's whatever!
	🛎 ♥ 12:06pm David (in London): TDK, Lisa, fred, Hubig, Stanley, what a posse of groovers.
	12:07pm Mary Wing: There's a hurdy-gurdy player in this group, how many bands can make that claim, I ask you?
	♥ 12:07pm YETI BOB: I don't know this band France. The general rule is that bands named after places are Not Good (Boston, Asia, Kansas, America) but this seems to buck the trend.
	🛎 ♥ 12:07pm βrian: Occitanie means "down there." .... kinda
	♥ 12:08pm fred: Fun fact: the bass player in France is called Jeremie Sauvage, and there is also an experimental band called France Sauvage. And yes, both bands know each other and laughed about that
	🛎 ♥ 12:08pm David (in London): fred. Hang in there, man. One day we shall be audiences once more. Mary Wing, ahem, ahem, you played The Hunt of the Unicorn on this show. Featuring hurdy-gurdy...!
	🛎 ♥ 12:08pm βrian: @fred: That's wild!
	12:10pm Really Lisa: This happens to be perfect at blocking my new neighbor noise. Got this in the earbuds, and two white noise machines strategically placed as well.
	🛎 ♥ 12:10pm Handy Haversack: Hello, Mary and all the Ringing Wings! Sorry I'm late. Only missed part of one song, though!
	🛎 ♥ 12:11pm βrian: I want to see these guys on the same bill as the Horse Lords.
	♥ 12:11pm fred: @Yeti Bob: France play hurdy-gurdy, bass and drums, usually only the drummer is on stage. They're related to the La Novia collective, who make new music with traditional instruments: www.la-novia.fr
	12:11pm Mary Wing: Hello Yeti Bob and Handy! 14 more minutes of this song, go walk the dog!
	♥ 12:12pm TDK60: I think this note is G.
	♥ 12:13pm coelacanth∅: greetings Mary, 100%ers
	🛎 ♥ 12:13pm Hubig Pie: My drone just experienced a blip
	🛎 ♥ 12:14pm Sem: That's a lot of yo-yoing, Mary. Think I'll stay inside, instead, and commune w/ France, and the 100%. Incidently: ding!
	12:14pm Mary Wing: Hiya listener John, coleacanth and Sem!
	12:15pm Mary Wing: What noise are the new neighbors making, Lisa? Loud music? Leaf blowers? Hammering?
	🛎 ♥ 12:16pm David (in London): Coela, Sem, listerner john - evening's greetings to you.
	🛎 ♥ 12:16pm Handy Haversack: Hey, coela. Mary, maybe I'll walk one of the cats. Or just make a salad. That way I can keep listening!
	🛎 ♥ 12:17pm David (in London): They should play this track at the dentists.
	♥ 12:17pm fred: Yann Gourdon is the hurdy-gurdy player. He has many projects, all worth checking out
	12:19pm Mary Wing: You own a hurdy-gurdy, David? That's so coool! I'd spend every evening hurdy-gurdying if I had one.
	🛎 ♥ 12:21pm spodiodi: hi Mary Wing and100%rs!
	🛎 ♥ 12:22pm βrian: They have loosed the banshees!
	12:22pm Sylvia (France-NYC): hello @WFMU listener John
	🛎 ♥ 12:23pm David (in London): Mary, no sadly, not. We bought in a hurdy-gurdy player I knew from folky events in my home county of Buckinghamshire. My hurdy-gurdy playing was on a par with my autoharp playing...
	🛎 ♥ 12:24pm βrian: The mice are now fleeing the household.
	🛎 ♥ 12:24pm Hubig Pie: David in L. I been practicing, "Don' t be tryin' to navigate the apples and pears when you be scotch mist". How'd i do ?
	12:25pm Mary Wing: Only one minute left, hang on.
	♥ 12:25pm fred: @βrian: you're right, it should be played loud
	🛎 ♥ 12:26pm Phillippe Bastille: Hey there, Whatevs!
	12:26pm Malcolm: amazing track by france! hi mary and listeners
	🛎 ♥ 12:28pm David (in London): Hubig, that's excellent, you're really coming. Now, for the final step, remember to drop the first word in the couplet. So 'never navigate the apples when you're proper Scotch.' Hey Phillippe and Malcolm.
	12:28pm Malcolm: hi david!
	♥ 12:29pm Carmichael: Heya Mary and winners. Let's listen 101%.
	12:29pm Mary Wing: Howdy Phillippe, Malcolm and Carmichael! Oh my gosh, I can't type today! Have to keep editing my comments for every other word, sheesh.
	🛎 ♥ 12:30pm Phillippe Bastille: DiL, how are you, mate? Mary, Fred, Handy, Sylvia, Spodiodi, John, Coel, Yest Bob, βrian, any other friends I missed! I love you guys!
	🛎 ♥ 12:31pm Hubig Pie: Small steps David. Cockney ain't easy
	12:32pm Mary Wing: I learned about British rhyming slang from "To Sir With Love," heh.
	🛎 ♥ 12:33pm spodiodi: hi Phillippe! <3
	♥ 12:33pm Stanley: Hubig - or 'I got well elephant's last night'
	12:34pm Sylvia (France-NYC): Hi, Philippe! :D
	🛎 ♥ 12:35pm Handy Haversack: Phillippe, spodi, Malcolm, Stanley, Carm, all: hello! Carm, did you see that a Shane MacGowan movie is coming to WFM On Demand?
	12:37pm Sylvia (France-NYC): Mary, Arab Strap are releasing a new album on March 2021
	12:37pm Really Lisa: Well, this was fun. Guess I'll do the archives. Stuff hasn't been going my way since, well this year. Bye David, Handy, Sylvia, Spodiodi, and others who have been kind to say hi. Safe holiday wishes and peace, all.
	🛎 ♥ 12:38pm spodiodi: yoyo Handy-o!
	♥ 12:39pm Carmichael: @Handy, I did not. I think I have seen them all, but perhaps not.
	🛎 ♥ 12:40pm David (in London): Hubig - Although not rhyming slang per se, one of the great latitudes you have in British English is that almost every word can be adapted to mean 'drunk'. "I was totally wankered / trolleyed / rat-arsed / bladdered / leathered" Have a go. Make one up!
	🛎 ♥ 12:40pm spodiodi: byebye, Really Lisa. peace
	♥ 12:40pm fred: @Carmichael: I think it will be available next week
	🛎 ♥ 12:40pm Phillippe Bastille: Bye Lisa! Have a great holiday!
	🛎 ♥ 12:40pm David (in London): Ta ta Lisa.
	🛎 ♥ 12:40pm Handy Haversack: @Carmichael, I know I have not seen this one, so I'm pretty excited. Zappa then MacGowan. They're really triangulating Handy Brain down at the Magic Factory.
	🛎 ♥ 12:40pm Ken From Hyde Park: Heading out soon for second Covid haircut. Pre-Covid was last December and then a haircut in June this year.
	🛎 ♥ 12:40pm Handy Haversack: David, is that trolley-ed or troll-eyed or does it not matter?
	🛎 ♥ 12:41pm Handy Haversack: Ken, you keeping the beard?
	12:41pm Sylvia (France-NYC): take care, Lisa
	🛎 ♥ 12:42pm spodiodi: happy snippin, KenFHP. i should do the same (likely in the mirror though)... it's been almost 6 years here
	🛎 ♥ 12:42pm Ken From Hyde Park: Planning to get the sides trimmed and the front beard will carry on, why not?
	🛎 ♥ 12:42pm Phillippe Bastille: Work is complete for the week, heading in to bake my cranberry pie! Thanksgiving dinner shopping was relatively painless yesterday evening. The big Safeway had a lot of folks shopping but the checkouts moved fast -- I only had one person in line in front of me and he was almost completely rung up. Had to stop at a couple other smaller markets to locate a hard-to-find item and there limited shoppers and cashiers with folded arms at the registers waiting for customers.
	🛎 ♥ 12:42pm Handy Haversack: Nice, Ken. It's a good one!
	🛎 ♥ 12:43pm spodiodi: just don't end up like that twitter guy, Ken ;)
	12:43pm Mary Wing: I did not know that, Sylvia, woot! 2021 can't come soon enough!
	♥ 12:43pm fred: @Ken: My last haircut was pre-work, so in late 1994. My hair falls and breaks well enough on its own
	🛎 ♥ 12:43pm David (in London): Handy, trolleyed, as in 'Fallen off the trolley due to the effects of intoxicating liquor.' However, troll-eyed is fantastic and a fine exemplar of genre. I shall now start using it.
	🛎 ♥ 12:44pm spodiodi: www.wfmu.org... from Mark Hurts's most recent Techtonic www.wfmu.org...
	🛎 ♥ 12:44pm Handy Haversack: Shoot -- bye, Lisa, if you're still here! I hope the week is peaceful for you. David, I think I'm going to start using "troll-eyed" as well. Everyone at the Runza Holiday Rumble was troll-eyed!
	12:45pm Mary Wing: Hi Ken, what's this about a beard? You stopped shaving for the pandemic like so many others did?
	♥ 12:45pm Stanley: Pissed as a newt is one of my favourites. Poor newts
	🛎 ♥ 12:45pm Hubig Pie: David, my bagpipe teacher used buggered to describe everything, drunk, tired , pissed off, etc.
	🛎 ♥ 12:45pm Phillippe Bastille: Have, um, fun(?) Ken? Spodiodi, 6 years? I haven't been to a barber in that long, but I buzz cut my hair every month or so so I don't have to fuck with it in the morning.
	🛎 ♥ 12:47pm spodiodi: maybe closer to 5.5, PB. i look silly
	🛎 ♥ 12:47pm David (in London): Handy, I think that even works as a two-parter, "That night in the bar, The Runzas were so trolleyed they were troll-eyed." Hubig - I'm not sure which part of that comment is my favourite. Maybe all of it.
	🛎 ♥ 12:47pm Ken From Hyde Park: Yes, quit shaving in March. I'm glad I'm past the itching stage. 🧔
	🛎 ♥ 12:48pm Handy Haversack: Stanley, they're the ones who started the war!
	♥ 12:49pm Stanley: That's propaganda put out by the amphibian community. See, newts are salamanders.
	♥ 12:49pm fred: A friend went for the Big Peat look for his Ph.D defense this month, and he totally pulled it off
	🛎 ♥ 12:50pm Phillippe Bastille: @spodiodi My last foray into long hair was to be able to donate it to wigmakers who make free wigs for cancer patients. Turns out they don't really like grey hair for wigs, cuz it's more brittle and doesn't hold color well. I was fat back then and had a lengthy beard and looked very much like Santa Clause
	🛎 ♥ 12:51pm Phillippe Bastille: * Santa Claus. Or Sanity Clause. One or the other
	🛎 ♥ 12:51pm spodiodi: hohoho, PB. good man on the Locks For Love effort. Damned if ya do...
	🛎 ♥ 12:53pm spodiodi: my longest run was over 10 years. last haircut i paid for wasin '13 ($5 cut in Chinatown, for which i was charged $12 (informed after cut was complete by owner who flatly told me it would be more, since it was so long), before that it was '94 ... i've been cutting my own hair mostly since then
	🛎 ♥ 12:53pm Summer and Michael and Sylvia: Good morning-ish, Mary! And all Whatever-ers!
	🛎 ♥ 12:54pm Phillippe Bastille: Damn, for you soccer/football fans, I just saw Diego Maradona has died.
	🛎 ♥ 12:55pm spodiodi: and on the Santa tip, a guy in Oakland once called me Santa Claus, but i've no idea why. was thin with dark long hair shrug guy
	🛎 ♥ 12:55pm Phillippe Bastille: @spodiodi I usually have to endure a day of "you missed a spot" until I get it right
	🛎 ♥ 12:56pm David (in London): Spod - Those half-dozen reindeers you were standing next to may have had something to do with it. Hey there S&M&S
	🛎 ♥ 12:56pm Handy Haversack: spodi, was that back when you hung out with those reindeer? Maradona was fairly young still, wasn't he?
	🛎 ♥ 12:56pm spodiodi: a day? you must be better at it than me. i usually need a week or more to get it right :)
	🛎 ♥ 12:57pm Hubig Pie: Cue the singing wad of gum
	🛎 ♥ 12:57pm spodiodi: haha Handy and David need to buy each other Cokes :B must've been
	12:57pm Mary Wing: Hiya S&M&S! Time for lunch on my side of the screen, heh.
	🛎 ♥ 12:57pm Handy Haversack: Runzaic Synchronicity, David!
	♥ 12:57pm Carmichael: @David, my favorite American phrase is "sh*t-hammered". "Soused as Lords" is a favorite UK term.
	🛎 ♥ 12:58pm spodiodi: hi S&M&S
	🛎 ♥ 12:59pm David (in London): Carmichael - We use shit-faced and hammered, but I'm loving shit-hammered! scribbles in notebook Handy, I've gotta know how you think when you're swinging that halberd otherwise the friendly fire will cut me off at the knees.
	🛎 ♥ 1:00pm Phillippe Bastille: @Handy 60
	🛎 ♥ 1:00pm Summer and Michael and Sylvia: Howdy, spodiodi
	🛎 ♥ 1:05pm Phillippe Bastille: Later gators! Will be listening and cooking. Have a great holiday, those of you I won't come across later. The rest of you will just have to wait for your good wishes...
	🛎 ♥ 1:05pm spodiodi: focus means what?
	🛎 ♥ 1:05pm spodiodi: thanks, Phillippe! you too
	🛎 ♥ 1:05pm David (in London): Later Phillippe. Happy holiday to you.
	🛎 ♥ 1:05pm Phillippe Bastille: and DiL, you just have a good regular old Thursday tomorrow...
	🛎 ♥ 1:05pm Handy Haversack: Black Friday also International Buy Nothing Day! Is this also 3OAK? We won't be able to fit in many covers of a fifty-three-minute song! L8r, Phillippe! See you soon!
	♥ 1:06pm Stanley: Wishing you a happy one, Phillippe
	🛎 ♥ 1:06pm Handy Haversack: Thursdays. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
	1:07pm Sylvia (France-NYC): dinner time in France, hopefully I'll be back before the end of the show (who am I kidding, my kids and I eat FAST)
	1:07pm Mary Wing: Heh, no Handy, this is not the 3oak segment yet.
	🛎 ♥ 1:08pm βrian: Yes, I've long embraced Buy Nothing Day, though I once made an exception for a toothbrush.
	🛎 ♥ 1:12pm Handy Haversack: βrian! How could you!
	🛎 ♥ 1:13pm Hubig Pie: I also embrace Sub-continent Fridays on the Bryce show
	🛎 ♥ 1:13pm βrian: Spousal orders. I had no choice in the matter.
	1:15pm WFMU listener john: @Handy and MW what is 3OAK?
	🛎 ♥ 1:16pm Sem: Diggin' this, Mary. Good to hear it again.
	🛎 ♥ 1:16pm βrian: "Is that a peninsula in your sub-continent, or are you glad to see me?"
	🛎 ♥ 1:17pm spodiodi: Handy at 106, i feel ya :) (was afk)
	🛎 ♥ 1:17pm Handy Haversack: @John: The Three of a Kind segment.
	🛎 ♥ 1:17pm spodiodi: lol βrian
	🛎 ♥ 1:17pm βrian: It's actually "≥3OAK," isn't it?
	🛎 ♥ 1:18pm spodiodi: or 2>OAK, to use less ink
	🛎 ♥ 1:18pm spodiodi: doesn't have the same ring to it
	♥ 1:18pm Stanley: It's an isthmus, βrian
	🛎 ♥ 1:19pm βrian: An isthmus is a kind of land thong, I guess.
	🛎 ♥ 1:19pm Sem: Is it possible to lisp isthmus, I wonder?
	♥ 1:20pm Stanley: Haha, βrian:
	1:20pm Mary Wing: "Land thong" will haunt my dreams, I think.
	♥ 1:21pm Stanley: Sem, yes that would be isthmusth. I'm practicing it now.
	🛎 ♥ 1:21pm spodiodi: lol, Mary Wing
	🛎 ♥ 1:22pm spodiodi: lol S'em. stop, please, everyone.
	🛎 ♥ 1:22pm Handy Haversack: "Unsure what to get the country you love this year? Try a Land Thong. A grateful nation will salute you ..."
	🛎 ♥ 1:22pm Sem: Let it be a challenge to you, Stanley. Hiya, whistlin' spod'di.
	🛎 ♥ 1:23pm spodiodi: heyhey, boinin S'emster
	♥ 1:23pm Stanley: Handy - I've been meaning to ask for your recommendations for malt whisky cocktails. I've got a so-so bottle I could use.
	🛎 ♥ 1:24pm Summer and Michael and Sylvia: (singing brightly): "We wish you a Merry Isthmus..."
	🛎 ♥ 1:24pm βrian: And for the romantics, a copy of Thong of Solomon: Hebrew love poems.
	🛎 ♥ 1:25pm spodiodi: S&M&S X^D
	♥ 1:25pm TDK60: I'm installing a new toilet seat in my bathroom. Just came back to say, an outdoor construction machine is whizzing in this raga key. Back soon...
	🛎 ♥ 1:25pm Hubig Pie: You may call it an Isthmus, but to some it's only a spit
	♥ 1:26pm Carmichael: Peninsula hammock ...
	♥ 1:27pm Stanley: TDK60 - heated, fur-lined?
	🛎 ♥ 1:27pm spodiodi: quit monkeying around, Carm
	🛎 ♥ 1:27pm βrian: Why did Horatio Alger never do a ragas-to-riches story?
	♥ 1:28pm Carmichael: Go East, Young Brahmin.
	🛎 ♥ 1:29pm βrian: I mean, I imagine it takes a certain amount of pluck ...
	♥ 1:30pm Stanley: Nice tambura.
	🛎 ♥ 1:30pm Hubig Pie: Up-grade to a self closing toilet seat . It'll add value to your home
	🛎 ♥ 1:31pm spodiodi: we have one of those slowly closing ones, Hubig, but i'm too impatient, and always force it down
	🛎 ♥ 1:31pm Handy Haversack: Stanley, oddly, I make very few with whisky! I drink the good stuff neat and the less good stuff on the rocks. But my man in Newington has been enjoying Rusty Nails (whisky and Drambuie) and close relatives. I can't remember all the names, but you can sub Frangelico or Amaretto for the Drambuie. 2:1 proportions, on the roicks. Excellent after dinner. Then there's THIS: Am I Blue: 1. 5 oz scotch, .5 sweet verm, .25 luxardo, Dash bitters, Stir in glass w ice and strain into champagne flute, Top up w champagne (you should not need that much). Garnish with burnt orange peel!
	1:32pm Mary Wing: They make a self-closing toilet seat, seriously?
	🛎 ♥ 1:32pm Handy Haversack: (Supposed to be made with JW Blue, but come on. We use Dewar's, Rob uses the Famous Grouse.)
	🛎 ♥ 1:32pm Sem: Re: Ravi. "Raga is a 1971 documentary film about the life and music of Indian sitarist Ravi Shankar, produced and directed by Howard Worth. It includes scenes featuring Western musicians Yehudi Menuhin and George Harrison, as well as footage of Shankar returning to Maihar in central India, where as a young man he trained under the mentorship of Allauddin Khan. The film also features a portion of Shankar and tabla player Alla Rakha's acclaimed performance at the 1967 Monterey Pop Festival." via wikithingy.
	🛎 ♥ 1:32pm βrian: Rusty Nails? Ah, to be 15 again!
	1:33pm Dean: Rusty Nails, my cocktails of choice, other than a martini, when I was into those things. I have the soundtrack to Raga on vinyl somewhere.
	♥ 1:33pm Ike: This is an excellent musical choice to calm me down on a day when work is a gigantic PITA.
	🛎 ♥ 1:33pm spodiodi: Mary, the one we have just has some kind of resistance, so it doesn't slam (which sounds cool, but you have to wait to flush it, unless you want to make a mess)
	🛎 ♥ 1:34pm Hubig Pie: I'll have Drambuie with crushed ice. Unless of course you're all out of crushed ice.
	1:35pm Mary Wing: Hi Dean! Oy, we're talking cocktails, and I've only just finished lunch. Must not get daydrunk today!
	🛎 ♥ 1:36pm spodiodi: ha, my dispensary of choice has this Happy Danksgiving graphic www.thegreencross.org... (and are open 8a- 2p tomorrow, which is good, since i've nothing better to do)
	🛎 ♥ 1:36pm Handy Haversack: Stanley, also a Penicillin, but it requires more specialized stuff (ginger syrup). Dewar's or the equivalent, ginger syrup, then float Laphroaig or your super-peaty Islay of choice on top. Garnish with candied ginger if you have any to hand.
	🛎 ♥ 1:36pm βrian: I don't much care for sweet liqueurs any more, but I recently had some Tia Maria with milk. Mmm.
	🛎 ♥ 1:36pm spodiodi: Ike i agree, but the jokes are keeping me distracted
	1:36pm Dean: Self-closing toilet sounds more fancy that it is. It's just a lightweight lid with a lot of friction. Probably better called a non-slamming toilet lid. It's just after 10:30am where I sit, and I've already consumed a cup of Bordeaux. Went into the Bolognese.
	♥ 1:37pm Ike: As for terlet talk, I see no evidence of the rumored return to a TP shortage. TP seems abundant locally! Did I order one of them fancy-pants French-ish terlet attachments for nothing?
	🛎 ♥ 1:37pm spodiodi: what dean said
	♥ 1:37pm TDK60: Okay, back. Stanley, one of those slow-closing ones.
	♥ 1:38pm Stanley: Thanks Handy. I've never mixed whisky with anything, except water. Just that I have this bottle of unpeated Bunnahabhain that's been eclipsed by other more recent purchases and I thought it would be fun. That Am I Blue sounds outrageous. TBH I cannot remember what Drambuie (or Dramhughie, as it was called when I was a student) tatses like. I'll experiment.
	🛎 ♥ 1:38pm David (in London): I'm old skool, so it's strictly medieval privys here.
	🛎 ♥ 1:38pm βrian: Bolognese with Bordeaux? The EU is a wonderful thing.
	🛎 ♥ 1:38pm spodiodi: 5-gallon bucket is all ya need
	🛎 ♥ 1:39pm spodiodi: fancy bastids
	🛎 ♥ 1:39pm Sem: We used to dream of privies.
	1:39pm Dean: I know. It's a cheap Bordeaux, fruity enough to serve the purpose.
	🛎 ♥ 1:39pm Handy Haversack: And of course, Rob Roys, Stanley. Sweet or dry. Scotch and vermouth, dash of bitters. Garnish with cherry or lemon twist.
	🛎 ♥ 1:39pm Hubig Pie: Scotch with milk was popular at the VFW
	1:39pm Mary Wing: You bought a toilet wand, Ike? Have you used it yet, and is it any good? (or is this too personal a question, heh.) I was thinking of getting one, but none of the reviews were convincing me.
	1:39pm Dean: Heck, if I don't have wine, I use apple or orange juice.
	🛎 ♥ 1:40pm Handy Haversack: Ah, whisky and Amaretto is a "Godfather."
	🛎 ♥ 1:41pm βrian: Seems to me I recall that a shogun met his demise, from below, while sitting in a privy.
	1:41pm Mary Wing: Aw, man, whisky and Amaretto sounds delicious.
	♥ 1:44pm \ⓔⓘⓚ/: I got a terlet fountain. (Technically a "bidet" but I hate that name -- or maybe I should call it a "freedom fountain", as in "freedom fries"? LOL.) Is that the same as a wand? It hasn't arrived yet, so more to come!
	🛎 ♥ 1:45pm spodiodi: perhaps he looks like Toto, from the Wizard of Oz?
	🛎 ♥ 1:46pm Handy Haversack: I'm thinking of adding a bottle or two to the library. Maybe Lillet and Benedictine ... or Frangelico ...
	🛎 ♥ 1:47pm βrian: Isn't a toilet wand that bottle brush-like thing that's kept alongside the toilet? They're a bit scratchy, but they get the job done.
	♥ 1:47pm TDK60: I think this raga is in F#.
	🛎 ♥ 1:47pm Hubig Pie: Freedom fountain- freedom from terlet paper
	1:48pm Dean: Didn't Bidet just win a big election?
	🛎 ♥ 1:48pm spodiodi: and handy when thirsty
	🛎 ♥ 1:50pm βrian: The election results turned out to be a royal flush.
	1:50pm Mary Wing: Wand or fountain, I guess it's a spout that attaches to the toilet tank and squirts cold water on your nether regions, right?
	🛎 ♥ 1:50pm spodiodi: Bidet the music dies... we were singin bye, bye
	🛎 ♥ 1:50pm Handy Haversack: spodi, I resemble that remark!
	🛎 ♥ 1:51pm spodiodi: clink @ Handy
	🛎 ♥ 1:52pm spodiodi: and Dean, i love it when you aim low -- thanks for the lol
	♥ 1:52pm TDK60: ..or maybe G-flat.
	♥ 1:52pm ɛɨkɛɨ: I was promised "ambient temperature" water, heh.
	1:52pm chresti/tennis booth/Griffith Park: Hi Wingdingers! Hi Mary! Lurkin' 'n wurkin', soundz good!
	🛎 ♥ 1:52pm βrian: A G-flat is akin to a thong, right?
	🛎 ♥ 1:53pm spodiodi: i warsh mahself with a rag and a stick. who needs 'em
	1:53pm Dean: Bach knew his thongs, that's for damn sure.
	1:53pm Mary Wing: My toilet water is freaking cold, so I wonder if there is a heating element in some of the fancier wand/fountains?
	🛎 ♥ 1:53pm spodiodi: hi chresti! btw, i was too late to say cheers to Frisky! <3
	🛎 ♥ 1:54pm Ken From Hyde Park: In Australia, people greet one another with "Bidet, mate!"
	🛎 ♥ 1:54pm spodiodi: fish tank heater might help
	♥ 1:54pm Stanley: Thanks all. Just realised the time and need to get the supper on. Shame as the toilet seat talk has got me interested. I'll have to regale you with my toilet seat stories from Japan another time.
	🛎 ♥ 1:54pm spodiodi: aloha, Stanley!
	🛎 ♥ 1:54pm Handy Haversack: Later on, Stanley. Cheers!
	♥ 1:55pm TDK60: Stanley, until then.
	🛎 ♥ 1:55pm spodiodi: lol, Ken... i wonder if thier bidet's squirt in reverse? :-B
	1:55pm Mary Wing: Good morning chresti!
	🛎 ♥ 1:55pm spodiodi: -'
	🛎 ♥ 1:56pm Sem: See you later, Stanley.
	1:57pm David in London: Toilet Talk is my new early evening chat show.
	🛎 ♥ 1:57pm spodiodi: ana ng may know
	🛎 ♥ 1:57pm Hubig Pie: You could always just run the water supply line from the hot water side to your freedom fountain
	🛎 ♥ 1:57pm βrian: Is your water still in the closet?
	🛎 ♥ 1:58pm spodiodi: hope it hasn't broken before the warranty ran out
	1:59pm Mary Wing: Oh man, Stanley, don't get me started on Japanese toilets! I've never been to Japan, but the toilets at The Japan Society in NYC are technological wonders of comfort and hygiene. I long to go back to those toilets!
	♥ 1:59pm ɛɨkɛɨ: Yes, I've read that some of the more expensive ones have that option but are also a little more difficult to install, and you may have to wait for the water to warm up, just as with the warm water in the sink or shower. Here's one: hellotushy.com... (Warning: This brand likes corny jokes and puns.)
	🛎 ♥ 2:00pm βrian: "Never flush a corn cob," says the instructions with our commode.
	🛎 ♥ 2:02pm spodiodi: what the heck else are you supposed to do with a used corn cob
	🛎 ♥ 2:02pm βrian: Kindling?
	🛎 ♥ 2:02pm spodiodi: maybe a pipe?
	🛎 ♥ 2:03pm spodiodi: winter is coming, after all
	2:03pm Dean: "Man, that's some good shit."
	🛎 ♥ 2:03pm βrian: A pipe? "Hey, man. Wanna smoke some ..."
	🛎 ♥ 2:04pm spodiodi: Happy Birthday!
	♥ 2:04pm coelacanth∅: been otherwise occupied and missed the latest installment of ToiletTalk? just my luck.
	♥ 2:04pm coelacanth∅: but Ravi Shankar provided excellent music to shower by.
	🛎 ♥ 2:04pm βrian: @Dean: [Damn this life as a conjoined twin!]
	🛎 ♥ 2:05pm spodiodi: aloha, coelacanth
	2:05pm Mary Wing: Did the stream just burp for anyone? My mic break was messed up at the beginning.
	2:06pm David in London: Coela. As compensation I’ve got you two VIP tickets to the recording of the next Toilet Talk.
	♥ 2:06pm coelacanth∅: hey spodi Mary your mic break was not audible for -my guess will be at least a few minutes
	2:06pm Dean: Yes, the stream burped. It should excuse itself.
	🛎 ♥ 2:06pm βrian: Jeopardy categories for Outhouse include "longest air time before landing."
	♥ 2:06pm coelacanth∅: your mic break kicked in maybe just over a minute ago
	2:07pm Mary Wing: Well that sucks. I hope its not messed up in the archives then.
	🛎 ♥ 2:07pm Handy Haversack: Yes, there was a burp. Or given all this Toilet Talk, it might have been the other end.
	♥ 2:07pm coelacanth∅: David You shouldn't have!
	🛎 ♥ 2:07pm βrian: Don't drop the mic when you're in an outhouse.
	2:08pm Sylvia (France-NYC): okay, what did I miss?
	2:08pm David in London: Coela. As compensation I’ve got you two VIP tickets to the recording of the next Toilet Talk.
	♥ 2:08pm TDK60: Toilet talk, Sylvia. It's my fault.
	♥ 2:09pm coelacanth∅: ...why, David, you shouldn't have!
	♥ 2:09pm coelacanth∅: (shall we do this again?!)
	🛎 ♥ 2:11pm βrian: "Toilet cozies, crocheted or otherwise, are not recommended for your new commode."
	2:11pm Sylvia (France-NYC): well, GOOD toilets are very important
	♥ 2:11pm coelacanth∅: ...and, regarding the temperature going into the toilet tank it's just a matter of which pipes, hot or cold, feed it. if it wasn't installed by an idiot it's both and you can adjust how much of each.
	2:12pm David in London: I absolutely bloody love this song. I played it to my son after he had his drugs lecture at school.
	🛎 ♥ 2:12pm spodiodi: looks like my toilet cozie will be repurposed as a teapot cozie
	2:14pm Mary Wing: I guess idiots were working that day, or my old building didn't believe in running a hot water pipe near the toilet, because the tank water is COLD, man.
	🛎 ♥ 2:14pm βrian: I've never, ever seen a hot water supply to a toilet. Seems to me that might excite the wrong kind of molecules.
	2:14pm Sylvia (France-NYC): pro tip: keep menstruation products at hand in your bathroom, yes even you without a uterus, it'll be useful to a friend some day
	🛎 ♥ 2:15pm βrian: I mean, brownian motion is for real.
	♥ 2:15pm coelacanth∅: to be honest Mary i think just a cold feed is most common. maybe "idiot" is unfair. it's less expensive to run one pipe and less expensive to get a toilet with only 1 intake.
	♥ 2:16pm ɨɛkɨɛ: @Sylvia, wait, are you saying this pandemic is going to be over someday, and that there might be strange women in my apartment again eventually?!?!?! I don't know about that. Seems far-fetched! ;P
	2:17pm David in London: Brian. Then you’ve never met our talented repairs contractor who managed to plumb the hot supply to the toilets in a super high-need disability care home. The service manager went absolutely ballistic when he found out. I thought he was quite literally going to explode.
	2:17pm Sylvia (France-NYC): believe in your dreams @ɨɛkɨɛ :)
	♥ 2:18pm coelacanth∅: βrian mine has 2, and it's a good thing because without that little bit of hot the pipes would freeze. (they froze one winter anyway)
	🛎 ♥ 2:18pm βrian: Hot water toilets: Where affluence meets effluence.
	♥ 2:18pm TDK60: Sylvia, I just saw a news item that Scotland has declared period products to be free via local governments.
	🛎 ♥ 2:18pm Handy Haversack: Yeah. Gotta have drugs.
	♥ 2:19pm coelacanth∅: Sylvia is there a useful life limit to tampons? i have some that must be about 14 years old!
	2:19pm Sylvia (France-NYC): @TDK60 in PUBLIC FACILITIES, so it's a long ado about nothing, but still a step in the right direction
	🛎 ♥ 2:19pm Handy Haversack: Dang, coela, those tampons are old enough to get their period.
	2:20pm Sylvia (France-NYC): @coel ugh, toss em and not everyone is comfortable with tampons, pads all the way!
	🛎 ♥ 2:20pm spodiodi: lol HH
	♥ 2:20pm fred: Sadly, I don't think Wing has covered this
	♥ 2:20pm coelacanth∅: Handy i guess i should have a little talk with them.
	2:21pm Sylvia (France-NYC): much ado, I don't know why my fingers typed long
	🛎 ♥ 2:21pm βrian: During a polar vortex some years ago, the trap in our toilet froze. Should not have flushed that day. Long story short, I ended up ripping out the floor and sub-floor and adding foam insulation.
	♥ 2:21pm TDK60: Never heard of this Drugs3 tune before.
	🛎 ♥ 2:21pm spodiodi: real hippies use cups
	2:22pm Mary Wing: Ha ha haaaaah! Handy wins the internet today.
	🛎 ♥ 2:23pm Handy Haversack: You'll have to teach them how to use themselves, coela. Mary, I reluctantly accept this honor. To celebrate, I'm going to put on my grown-up shoes and go to the liquor store.
	🛎 ♥ 2:23pm spodiodi: 🏆💯
	♥ 2:23pm coelacanth∅: Sylvia they were left by someone who tried them for the first time during our time together, and decided she hated them. (i tried to talk her out of trying them in the first place) anyway she switched to reusables.
	🛎 ♥ 2:23pm spodiodi: grab me some tofu jerky, handy! please
	2:24pm johnc: Yes, that was hilarious @handy
	2:24pm David in London: Isn’t anyone going to big up the Mooncup?
	🛎 ♥ 2:24pm Handy Haversack: Can do, spod. I also need eggs, olives, and toilet paper. It's a full day over here!
	🛎 ♥ 2:25pm spodiodi: spodi @221 did
	2:25pm David in London: I’m absolutely flabbergasted that there are so many versions of this. Tonetta rules, but this version is very nice.
	🛎 ♥ 2:25pm spodiodi: tofu eggs are a disappointment , Handy, steer clear and good luck
	♥ 2:26pm TDK60: Never heard of Tonetta nor any of these wonderful artists.
	🛎 ♥ 2:26pm WR: Me either TDK60, drugs3? I am guessing it was an 80s thing. Can try Searching now. Or wait for the outcome of this set.
	2:26pm Mary Wing: I know, David, right? Lots of Tonetta fans out there, evidently!
	2:27pm Sylvia (France-NYC): Mooncup isn't for me either, and like tampons, there a risk of toxic shock syndrome if worn too long
	🛎 ♥ 2:27pm Handy Haversack: I blame those lazy tofu chickens, spodi!
	🛎 ♥ 2:27pm spodiodi: i'd bean wondering the reason, Handy. makes sense
	2:29pm Mary Wing: Tonetta is not for everyone, though, heh. His video channel is here: www.youtube.com...
	2:29pm rw: Haha! Nice 3oaK. Good morning!
	2:30pm Sylvia (France-NYC): I didn't know this song at all
	♥ 2:30pm coelacanth∅: my toilet is at the very corner of the house; no upstairs, no basement there. no heat except through the door to the kitchen. the pipes run along the outside wall and are probably poorly insulated, if at all. they froze a few times 3 winters ago but didn't burst. it would've been a disaster if there wasn't the little bit of warmth from the hot feed. i demanded space heaters from my landlord and we were good to go. good to go.
	2:30pm Mary Wing: Good morning rw! Hope you have a great Thanksgiving, pal!
	🛎 ♥ 2:31pm βrian: I kind of know the song, but I never actually absorbed the lyrics.
	♥ 2:31pm fred: Are there enough Jandek covers out there for a 3OAK someday?
	2:31pm Sylvia (France-NYC): oh, cover pics on the Bancamp page are... interesting?
	2:32pm rw: Thank you Mary! Happy thanksgiving to you and everyone too!!
	🛎 ♥ 2:32pm Handy Haversack: I am off to the shops. Thanks for another great one, Mary! Much appreciated. I hope you have a peaceful break and finally get your drink on! Hopefully catch up with the rest of you Wing Dings at Scott's place. Otherwise, be well. See you soon!
	🛎 ♥ 2:33pm WR: Wow, so Drugs drugs drugs is a Tonetta original?
	2:33pm David in London: This is absolutely gear. And may I take this opportunity to propose a Tonetta and Wing collaboration?
	♥ 2:33pm coelacanth∅: i keep unfavoriting songs because the stars are not illuminated. what the fuck
	🛎 ♥ 2:33pm spodiodi: toodles, Handy
	2:33pm Mary Wing: Yes, fred, there are! But there is no Jandek music on Spotify, so I'll need to get to the station for the old Jandek CDs before I can do it. Hope for 2021, though!
	🛎 ♥ 2:35pm spodiodi: they had me at the air raid sirens
	♥ 2:35pm coelacanth∅: tchau Handy. (and for the record my housemate loves tofu eggs)
	🛎 ♥ 2:36pm spodiodi: "I do what I want" -- Bart shrug
	♥ 2:36pm TDK60: I'm a bit caught off-guard here. Guess I need a drug..
	🛎 ♥ 2:36pm spodiodi: sorry "I do what I feel like" -- Bart
	♥ 2:37pm TDK60: ..or three.
	♥ 2:37pm Carmichael: Yes, Re!
	♥ 2:37pm fred: @Mary: I did get two boxes from Corwood, so if you have a specific track in mind, I might be able to send it to you
	♥ 2:41pm TDK60: uh oh..
	🛎 ♥ 2:41pm spodiodi: love like anthrax ftw
	2:42pm Mary Wing: Cool, I'll keep that in mind, fred. The Representative's birthday is in October, so maybe I'll hold off until then.
	🛎 ♥ 2:43pm spodiodi: nice version, Mary
	🛎 ♥ 2:43pm βrian: This is the perfect wedding anthem.
	2:43pm David in London: The Gang really kick arse on this one.
	🛎 ♥ 2:43pm spodiodi: 2001 song of the year
	2:43pm Mary Wing: Go4 still sounding as great as they did in the 80s yeah!
	2:44pm Dean: I know of a couple who read "Death of the Ball Turret Gunner" at their wedding. Nuptial bliss did not endure.
	2:44pm Mary Wing: A questionable segue, yes, but it was Frida's birthday on Nov. 15th!
	2:45pm Dean: Used to play that Entertainment! album at least once daily back then.
	♥ 2:45pm fred: No Jandek on Spotify? I knew they were evil, and I'm too busy listening to WFMU to have time for them, but that seals the deal, they're dead to me
	♥ 2:45pm Carmichael: I did a mini-Ironman event a few years back, and I dubbed myself Gang of One.
	2:46pm Mary Wing: I only use Spotify for 3oak prep, but yeah, they are not my main bitch for music.
	2:49pm David in London: Mary, Frida’s is a singularly inappropriate track to play in 2020.
	♥ 2:50pm TDK60: What is "3oak"?
	♥ 2:50pm Carmichael: More appropriate may be Boz Scaggs' "It's Over".
	2:51pm Mary Wing: 3 of a kind, TDK60
	♥ 2:51pm ɨkɛ: Hmm, was that another skip just now?
	2:51pm Mary Wing: The stream burped again What the heck?
	♥ 2:52pm TDK60: Ah, thanks Mary; as in Drugs3?
	🛎 ♥ 2:52pm spodiodi: colic?
	2:53pm Mary Wing: As in, the weekly segment where I play lots of covers of the same song, TDK, heh.
	♥ 2:55pm TDK60: This show is gonna lead me to drugs. Or somebody, lead me.. // Thanks mucho Mary; fun show.
	🛎 ♥ 2:55pm spodiodi: often <3OAK, (more accurately <=3OAK, as βrian pedanted out earlier ) ;)
	🛎 ♥ 2:56pm spodiodi: this sounds a lot like get lucky, and i likey
	2:56pm David in London: Thanks Mary, another really fun show today.
	2:56pm Sylvia (France-NYC): oh no, that song Horny was a radio nightmare
	🛎 ♥ 2:57pm spodiodi: thanks, Mary Wing! great show again! 100% recharged
	🛎 ♥ 2:57pm spodiodi: ahh sorry for being daft. first hearing
	2:58pm David in London: Tonetta’s been up all night to get drugs.
	2:58pm Mary Wing: Really, Sylvia? I never heard it before. Stick around for DJ Black Helmet, playlist is here: wfmu.org...
	2:58pm Sylvia (France-NYC): but remember, we've come too far to give up who we are Thank you for the show and chat, Mary and all
	♥ 2:58pm Carmichael: Thank God I don't listen to the radio.
	2:59pm Sylvia (France-NYC): @Mary bad dance music was very popular in France/Europe in the 90s
	2:59pm Mary Wing: Thanks for listening! Enjoy what can be enjoyed!!
	🛎 ♥ 3:00pm Ken From Hyde Park: Thanks! Have a fun Thanksgiving! 🛎️
	🛎 ♥ 3:02pm WR: Thank you Mary.
	♥ 3:21pm coelacanth∅: Thanks Mary! take care

100% Whatever with Mary Wing: Playlist from November 25, 2020

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