Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Ken and Andy: Playlist from August 7, 2019 Favoriting

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The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Favoriting August 7, 2019: Songs With Shitty Lyrics

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Listener comments!

Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:03pm
Sebastian:

goandy, goandy
Avatar 6:03pm
Beast of Boonton:

Love the show!
Does WFMU accept organ donations?
  6:04pm
Sam:

Here’s some sorta bad lyrics:
There’s a man who lives a life of zingers
To everyone he meets he says a zinger!
  6:04pm
fullmetalmonkey:

I’m sure they will take a liver
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
dale:

speaking of stunt radio - was clays appearnce on garbage time a stunt? gone awry?
  6:06pm
Sam:

There once was a girl from Ipanema
Who ran out of coffee creamer
She went to the store
But they had no more
So she went home and drank a Zima
  6:07pm
Andy:

Hey it’s Andy from the vote each other off the island!!!! I’m still on the line
Avatar 6:08pm
Fredericks:

I saw an ad for the Zinger Chair. Is that another of Andy's entrepreneurial experiments?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm
ultradamno:

Is the girl from Ipanema actually all that famous outside of the playing of that song? I'd say she's on a lateral level to that girl Cathy who had a clown.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:10pm
dale:

i would think seniors would be appreciative of free paper products.
  6:10pm
Sam:

6 beds 5 baths?? We really need to soak this guy more!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:10pm
dale:

i couldn't post a second ago - something about a bad proxy or whatever.
Avatar 6:11pm
Fredericks:

How many people live in the house?
  6:11pm
Sam:

Something about a bad show?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:11pm
dale:

it's the thunder and lightning screwing up the web. i've rebooted a couple times tonight.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:12pm
Sebastian:

oooh, but what if it's not the keyboard at all...
Avatar 6:12pm
Fredericks:

Is this the first 7 Second Delay show with a profanity in the title?
  6:13pm
fullmetalmonkey:

I hear the sound of a wheel coming off of this show.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:13pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Have you rebooted the computer?
  6:14pm
Sam:

Is it plugged in?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:14pm
dale:

i still think x-ray is a poultergeist going through people's lunches at the station.
  6:15pm
Sam:

Andy sounds like trump
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm
Asheville Jon:

they lyrices to American Pie has pretty stupid lyrics
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:17pm
Sebastian:

I'm a bit sad the show can now go on as planned, that was some wonderful chaos, I could hear Ken sweating!
Avatar 6:17pm
Beast of Boonton:

More childrens on speaker phone please...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
Irwin:

Asheville ftw.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
common:

We built this city
  6:18pm
fullmetalmonkey:

Ha good one Billy Joel sucks
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
Irwin:

To my ears the worst song ever written, no competition, is "Give Peace a Chance."
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
ultradamno:

That Killers song about not being a soldier but somehow managing to simultaneously have a soul is the correct answer.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
Asheville Jon:

thanks Irwin. now if only i could type coherently, let me try again:
the lyrics to American Pie are pretty stupid, and lower my iq any time i hear it
  6:20pm
prudy:

Horse with no name...
  6:20pm
Sam:

We get the house and everyone in it?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm
Asheville Jon:

meh to the caller, what a copycat!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:21pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Back to good old 201-209-9368!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:22pm
dale:

if i won andy's house i couldn't afford the taxes on the prize OR the property taxes. so i'd pass....i'd just rifle the refrigerator but it's probably all kosher and that spells bland.
Avatar 6:22pm
Beast of Boonton:

'867-5309'
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:22pm
Sebastian:

Nick sounds pissed, give him back his keyboard
  6:23pm
Karen:

These lines from the Roxette song Dangerous: "You know she's a little bit dangerous/She's got what it takes to make ends meet" ??
Avatar 6:24pm
Fredericks:

Don McLean contributed a verse to Railroad Bill.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm
Asheville Jon:

Phil Collins -Sussudio-
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Nick the Bard:

oh good, now i can type again
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:25pm
Mike East:

Yellow Submarine
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:25pm
Asheville Jon:

i'll expand on that Mile East, and say every single beatless song
  6:25pm
DA The DJ:

Pizza Rocket on YouTube is the worst. Radio friendly though.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:25pm
ultradamno:

Fun day is not the makings of a bad lyric. If I ever have one I'll write a song about it too.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:26pm
dale:

I WAS THINKING PHIL COLLINS TOO. asheville jon wins.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm
Asheville Jon:

Mike East. geez, my keyboard must be messed up too. sorry
Avatar 6:26pm
Fredericks:

Dancing Queen?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:26pm
chris:

aural lobotomy complete
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:28pm
dale:

a lot of the kasenetz katz ouevre is pretty awful and pedantic.
  6:28pm
prudy:

andy would sell anything...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm
Asheville Jon:

On The Floor by IceJJFish?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm
Asheville Jon:

oooh oooh, My Bae, by IceJJFish!!!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:29pm
dale:

51 is getting a bit old to be breeding stock. andy needs to skew younger to keep his bloodline going.
  6:29pm
eugene:

worst song lyric ever...
Solar Prestige A Gammon
  6:30pm
Listener Robert:

I guess something like Corn Weenie is disqualified.
  6:30pm
prudy:

eugene: hadn't thought of that song in years...
Avatar 6:31pm
Beast of Boonton:

'Put another nickle in the nickelodeon'
  6:32pm
fletchernyc:

Puberty Love.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
dale:

teresa brewer would put up a fight on that one beast....
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm
ultradamno:

Chuck did know he was having fun with his ding-a-ling...that's what the two-way mirrors were for...
  6:33pm
prudy:

just give us the address Ken....
  6:35pm
bill:

What about "Horse With No Name" by America : ..."'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain" ? not exactly proper syntax...
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:35pm
Sebastian:

how far could this be from the worst, I say this caller gets at least Andy's shed
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm
Asheville Jon:

Africa by Toto?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:36pm
chris:

shame on that guy
  6:36pm
prudy:

Ashville Jon: great choice..I'm with you re Toto..
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:36pm
chris:

Africa is a great option for worst lyrics ever, AJ!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm
Asheville Jon:

My Sharona
Avatar 🚂 6:37pm
Nick the Bard:

@everyone saying Africa by Toto - >:(
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:37pm
dale:

i see those lawyer commercials for people getting millions from getting cancer from roundup and i always say 'aw man, what a sweet payday - wish i had cancer from roundup.....'

my wife doesn't find it humorous.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm
ultradamno:

For Chicago I nominate Saturday In The Park (you *think* it was the fourth of july? there were no hints all around you?)
Avatar 6:38pm
Beast of Boonton:

"Muskrat Love"
  6:38pm
prudy:

and the generation gap widens...
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:38pm
Sebastian:

"the two of us / all used and beaten up / watching fate as it flows down the path / we have chose[sic]"
Nine Inch Nails - We're in this together
Avatar 6:39pm
Fredericks:

Let It Be?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:39pm
dale:

what about that jeremiah was a bull frog song....where did he buy wine? HE'S A FROG! where does he keep his money....
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
dale:

oooh - eagles clue there....
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
ultradamno:

He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink

It's such a cliffhanger that it stops there, what does he have next? A mixed drink drink?
  6:41pm
George in Brookyn:

TAXI Song - Harry Chapin - !!!! The WORST !!!!!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:41pm
melinda:

@dale haha
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:41pm
dale:

imma go with hotel california based on ken's mention of socal softrock.
  6:41pm
L W Rhino:

It's gotta be "Hava Nageela"
Avatar 6:41pm
Fredericks:

That IceJJFish is pretty awful.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm
ultradamno:

I'm still sticking with that Killers song, I've heard nothing worse yet.
Avatar 🚂 6:42pm
Nick the Bard:

ICeJFish is internet puredom :(
Avatar 6:42pm
Beast of Boonton:

"Baby Shark"
  6:43pm
George in Brookyn:

No no - TAXI SONG.... Really Really The Worst!!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:43pm
dale:

hi melinda!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:44pm
dale:

i like taxi by harry chapin. except that woman with the awful falsetto in the middle. wold is better though.
  6:44pm
JakeGould:

I think I got it, but will pay it forward… Led Zeppelin’s “Ramble On.” I mean seriously read this crap:

“Just in the darkest depths of Mordor
I met a girl so fair.
But Gollum and the evil one
Crept up and slipped away with her, her, her, her, her, yeah.”
  6:44pm
prudy:

how about anything by Charles Manson?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:45pm
Sebastian:

Witchy Woman?
Avatar 6:45pm
Fredericks:

I don't know what puredom is. Is it related to boredom?
  6:46pm
JakeGould:

That “Time in a Bottle” song?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:46pm
Sebastian:

She can rock you in the nighttime
'til your skin turns red
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:46pm
dale:

are we in puff the magic dragon territory?
  6:46pm
prudy:

Sister goldenhair!
  6:47pm
JakeGould:

Everyone on WFMU plays some version of “I’m Not in Love.”
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm
ultradamno:

And that Killers song is called All These Things That I've Done, which would be super-annoying enough on it's own if almost the whole wasn't chanting "I've got soul but I'm not a soldier"

The WORST.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:47pm
dale:

LOVE sister goldenhair. america is no ambrosia but hey - you work with the talent you got.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm
common:

,I love I’m not in love
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Asheville Jon:

Kiss You All Over by Exile?
  6:48pm
JakeGould:

Eddie Money is good.
  6:48pm
P-90:

I’m Not in Love is kind of a favorite with much of The WFMU Crowd
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm
Asheville Jon:

Eddie Money is total and absolute crap.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:49pm
dale:

eddie money - nypd's finest.
  6:49pm
Chuck:

A song I really like that most people think is stupid is yummy yummy yummy I got love in my tummy!?!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm
Asheville Jon:

Boogie In your Butt, Eddie Murphy?
  6:49pm
JakeGould:

Steve Buscemi - FDNY’s finest.
  6:49pm
Matt P:

American Pie
  6:49pm
fletchernyc:

“Everybody Wang Chung Tonight “
  6:49pm
prudy:

like I said Ken, give us the address...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
ultradamno:

Hot Blooded check it and see (assuming you've got a blood thermometer handy)
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
Sebastian:

that song about clothes by Donovan?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
Asheville Jon:

Too Shy, Kajagoogoo
  6:51pm
prudy:

forget the Zevon suggestion...
  6:51pm
JakeGould:

“If I could save time in a bottle
The first thing that I'd like to do
Is to save every day
'Til eternity passes away
Just to spend them with you”

Why would anyone want to spend so much time with Jim Croce?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm
Asheville Jon:

Donovan - Barabajagal (Love is Hot)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:52pm
ultradamno:

The stache. It was impressive.
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Patty D:

Jack & Diane - John Mellencamp
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:52pm
melinda:

I agree Too Shy is pretty bad
  6:52pm
JakeGould:

“If I could save my mustache in a bottle…”
  6:52pm
JakeGould:

THE TREE PEOPLE!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm
ultradamno:

Yeah, who sucks on a chili dog? That's just incorrect eating.
  6:53pm
P-90:

Lot of overlap between Warren Zevon and Randy Newman on that cutesy self-consciously “eccentric” thing
Avatar 6:53pm
Fredericks:

Van Morrison: You Got Ringworm.
  6:54pm
prudy:

Ultra: Ha ha!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm
ultradamno:

I've always cringed at Queen's Sheer Heart Attack/Real Cardiac
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:54pm
Sebastian:

Cindy & Bert did a horrible German Schlager cover of Sabbath's Paranoid, making the song about the Hound of Baskerville...
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:54pm
dale:

people - we got to go back to socal - birds, neil young, eagles, doors, jefferson airplane etc.
Avatar 6:55pm
Fredericks:

Will it be Land of a Thousand Dances?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:56pm
ultradamno:

I will revolt if it's Land...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:56pm
ultradamno:

Kokomo?
Avatar 🚂 6:57pm
Nick the Bard:

@Sebastian - Cindy & Bert did one of the best covers ever with that
Avatar 6:58pm
Dr. Goot:

"Americathon"?
  6:58pm
Wendi n Ronny:

Muskrat Love!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:58pm
dale:

i love that cindy and bert cover of paranoid.
  6:59pm
Sam:

Ok this was a decent choice
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm
ultradamno:

I don't think anyone failed to top Andy on this.
Avatar 6:59pm
spacecowboy:

my one chance to listen and i missed it
  6:59pm
Wendi n Ronny:

You know if someone guessed it he has a plan b cuz it’s not a real contest
  6:59pm
P-90:

Oh so this was the song with the worst lyrics ever, that was never released as a single or even on an album (except a compilation) an that no one ever heard...
  6:59pm
Wendi n Ronny:

I like the nominations it inspired though
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 7:00pm
dale:

how is this bad - everyone likes fun fun fun.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:00pm
Asheville Jon:

this is not anywhere near the worst lyrics ever. heck, i can think of Monk dialogue that was worse, just sayin'
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:00pm
ultradamno:

I saw Americathon in the theater, this was far from the worst thing about it.
  7:01pm
Chuck:

That's why nobody is going to get your house because nobody would think of that! hahaha
  7:01pm
Sam:

I was so confident I’d win! Andy I’m going to need that house anyway. Seriously. All my stuffs on the curb. I’m gonna need the House. Sorry.
  7:01pm
Adam West Coaster:

The Beach Boys trying to be the Ramones being The Beach Boys?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 7:01pm
dale:

i've hear much worse songs on this station today.
  7:01pm
Wendi n Ronny:

That song doesn’t suck your just not a Gemini - people in motion is a beautiful thing.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 7:01pm
Sebastian:

it's all fun and games until you understand the lyrics.
  7:02pm
Sam:

Andy just hates that song because it’s about getting laid
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 7:02pm
Sebastian:

next week, keyboardless show!
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