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Ken and Andy further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards as the program enters its death throes. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Options March 13, 2019: The Return of the STUNT-FILLED Wheel of Fate: Call 800-989-9368 to pledge!

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TONIGHT! It's the return of the STUNTS! For every $500 raised (or every $1000 from 630-7pm) Andy and Ken will spin the wheel, with the ensuing punishment alternating between the two of them with every spin.

Call 800-989-9368 (201-413-9368 from outside the US) or pledge right here to ensure lots of spins and lots of punishment!

Here Are Tonight's Wheel of Fate Stunts:

Dry Condom Challenge

Wet Condom Challenge

Pony the dog licks beef broth off Ken or Andy's face

Chubby Bunny Marshmallow Challenge

Lick peanut butter off the other host's armpit

Howl like a wolf for 30 seconds

Hitler mustache

Wear a frilly hat for one week

Wear an "Obey Your Husband" hat for one week

Wear toothpaste on your eyebrows the rest of the show

Lick the bare foot of the person on phone three

Write your name on the Studio floor with your tongue

Pledge $100

Peanut butter mohawk

Do a striptease for 30 seconds

Pledge $100

Give the other co-host a lap dance

Eat something from the trash can

Someone Draws a Big Dick on Ken/Andy's Face












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Listener comments!

Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 6:02pm lane:

Opened my window just in time for the intro, fresh Jersey City air!!!!
  Wed. 3/13/19 6:04pm G:

Doom impends
  Wed. 3/13/19 6:04pm GingerbeardMan:

have fun with your frilly hat, Andy
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 6:04pm Guido from Cologne:

Why can't I enlarge the video from my browser?
any direct link to a better source?
Having the video in a HTML constantly refreshing doesn't make sense.
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 6:05pm herb.nyc:

I just learned that you can't spell WFMU without KEN or ANDY. try it, write down those words. see it?
  Wed. 3/13/19 6:06pm G:

The "Andy whines" segment begins
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:06pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Video here: www.ustream.tv...
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 6:06pm Guido from Cologne:

Thank you KenFHP !
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:06pm Rand al'Thor:

Wheel of stunts returns!
  Wed. 3/13/19 6:07pm Listener Robert:

I do recall thinking last year, aw, they're too old for stunts now, so only SUW will have those. And now....
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 6:07pm ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

Aw, Ken, that hat looks almost cute. They look like letters from alphabet soup.
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 6:09pm ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

peanut butter mohawk!
  Wed. 3/13/19 6:10pm Listener Robert:

Please no physical hurting. Tattoos, well, now I have lots of tattooed friends, but that "nipple hole" I shudder to think about.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:10pm Linda Lee:

what was the answer to the trans dj joke?
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 6:10pm Fredericks:

Andy has really lost some weight. Working out?
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 6:12pm Fredericks:

"Big Dick Face?"
  Wed. 3/13/19 6:12pm yes:

Will we hear demos of the vinyl today?
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 6:13pm Fredericks:

Eat something out of the trash can!
  Wed. 3/13/19 6:14pm Listener Robert:

Instead of a stunt, maybe have Ken add "Nixon" to his hat for a week.
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 6:14pm dale:

if ken wore a hat that said 'I LOVE DICK' why isn't andy wearing the hat that says 'DICK?'
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 6:14pm ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

Poor Brenna.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:15pm queems:

if you send this to porn hub you might get some $$$ for it
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 6:15pm dale:

brenna has to take her tights off - ooh!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:15pm Juliette from Harding:

Foot and armpit licking?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:15pm Kat in Chicago:

true, queems, and haha!
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 6:15pm ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

YAAAAASSSS!!!!
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 6:16pm Fredericks:

This could happen multiple times, tonight.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:17pm zopa:

@yes: probably not.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:17pm queems:

such oppression
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 6:17pm Jim the Poet:

I love colonial Williamsburg
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:17pm Juliette from Harding:

I think if you launched the 7 second Delay Instagram and posted this it truly would crash with followers ;)
  Wed. 3/13/19 6:18pm Listener Robert:

They'll just think you're one of the performers at Williamsburgh.
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 6:18pm G:

FMU descends into soft pr0n! Find the fatal flaw.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:19pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

I love Dick Nixon, genius Robert
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:19pm Bobwd2:

Andy wants Poco
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 6:19pm Fredericks:

"Lick the 'bare' foot of the person on phone three"
  Wed. 3/13/19 6:20pm Listener Robert:

Actually, Aaron, somebody suggested the Nixon 2 weeks ago.
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 6:20pm ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

Ibid the foot lick
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 6:23pm dale:

pack the peanut butter in his ear - that's grosser.
  Wed. 3/13/19 6:23pm Listener Robert:

Aaron, we should have Ken phone in on Aerial View and get hung up on when Chris T. doesn't believe it's him. Or does!
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 6:24pm lane:

DO IT NOW
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 6:25pm ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

Oh you got off easy Andy.
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 6:25pm dale:

think of the lamp$$$$ his wife will now order.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:26pm RomanDogBird:

:'(
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 6:26pm dale:

that's 10 more episodes on netflix than i've written and produced.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:26pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

@Robert, or have Ken call Chris using text to speech
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:27pm Richard S:

Sorry I'm late! What did I miss?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:29pm Buffalo's Tom:

I happen to like Andy's rich menagerie of characters.
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 6:30pm Jim the Poet:

I like andy
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 6:30pm Fredericks:

Foot Licking, Richard. And Ken's hat says he loves you.
  Wed. 3/13/19 6:31pm Buddha of Suburbia:

Hello!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:31pm Mr. Pumpy:

Lick something already!
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 6:32pm Fredericks:

We may need to pledge to stop the striptease.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:32pm RomanDogBird:

get 'em andy
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:33pm Asheville Jon:

what the hell ever happened to the pics that got sent in after revealing the top song???
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:33pm Richard S:

@Fredericks - Nothing much, then....
  Wed. 3/13/19 6:33pm Danne D:

YES!!!!! THANKS AARON :)
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 6:34pm dale:

a lot more orange county ny pledgers than in the past. glad it's finally getting out there.
  Wed. 3/13/19 6:34pm JtotheK:

Thanks for taking my analytics question! Excellent answer!
  Wed. 3/13/19 6:34pm John from Florham Park:

Does the marathon always get this bizarre towards the end
  Wed. 3/13/19 6:35pm Boods:

where's Dale? or the court jester of the ACCU to most
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 6:35pm Fredericks:

They're just getting started, I hope!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:35pm melinda:

@John yes
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:35pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Yes, John. they get desperate, and on Sunday they do karaoke
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 6:36pm ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

That wheel is rigged. Ken just bought a vowel.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:36pm Richard S:

I miss the map where you could see where online pledges were coming from.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:36pm queems:

this is fucking vile
  Wed. 3/13/19 6:36pm John from Florham Park:

Oh shit
  Wed. 3/13/19 6:37pm John from Florham Park:

@queems I agree
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:37pm Asheville Jon:

ooooohhhhhh so close to the peanut butter armpit!
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 6:38pm ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

Don't swallow your gum Andy.
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 6:38pm dale:

peanut butter and marshmallow sounds delicious.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:38pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Where did Andy's gum go?
  Wed. 3/13/19 6:38pm Nells:

Be careful people choke like that
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:39pm RomanDogBird:

too scarey
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:39pm RomanDogBird:

YES
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:39pm Richard S:

SPIN AGAIN!
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 6:40pm ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

RIGGED!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:40pm Asheville Jon:

after Ken's $100, it's only $337
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:42pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Also, John from Florham Park: I have been lurking the boards for some weeks, and you and I have a lot to discuss about XRT
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 6:43pm dale:

any ideas what the riddle answer is? poopy dog and the banana - something about a peel or splitting....canine feces...
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 6:45pm dale:

no andy can be part of the easter parade!
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 6:46pm ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

Aw the frilly hat has the price tag just like Minnie Pearl!
  Wed. 3/13/19 6:46pm Listener Robert:

Dale, we can all come up with a funnier line; but we're not PROFESSIONALS like Andy, so that's why it's worth a donation.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:46pm Richard S:

People must be waiting to make sure Andy gets the FINAL SPIN
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 6:49pm Fredericks:

Height & Weight

Are you interested to know that How Tall is Andy Breckman, Let's check it. Andy Breckman height Not Available & weight N/A.
Body Measurements

Breckman's full body measurement Not Known [Breast/Chest- Waist- Hip/Biceps]. Andy has Unknown shape body. Breckman's Eye Color N/A & hair color is N/A.

Orientation: Unknown
Distinctive Features: Not Available
Shoe: Feet/Shoe Size Unknown
Dress Size: Unknown
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 6:49pm dale:

NAIR EYEBROWS!
  Wed. 3/13/19 6:49pm Marie:

Andy said Kelly is easy....
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:49pm queems:

ew
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 6:50pm ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

THICK ER TOOTH PASTE
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:50pm thedunkel:

toothpaste afro!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:50pm Richard S:

Stripey toothpaste!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:50pm Linda Lee:

look at that pretty girl! wow.
  Wed. 3/13/19 6:50pm John from Florham Park:

@Aaron ok what do we have to say about it?
  Wed. 3/13/19 6:50pm G:

easy to work with (nice save /s)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:51pm Asheville Jon:

this is gonna be NASTY!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:51pm Buffalo's Tom:

eeewwwww
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 6:51pm ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

SALIVA SOCK!!!!!!!!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:51pm queems:

NO
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 6:52pm ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

Toothpaste socks are next
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:52pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

@John, I love their morning show, and Lin's Bin
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:52pm Rob (Jerzcity):

Ohhhhhh, Mr. Garbaggio got to spit in Ken's shoe!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:53pm RomanDogBird:

thank god this camera isn't sharp enough so we could actually see the spit
  Wed. 3/13/19 6:53pm Nells:

On point mAth skills
  Wed. 3/13/19 6:53pm John from Florham Park:

@aaron since I started to listen to this station a lot of stations I used to listen too I really don’t anymore
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:53pm Buffalo's Tom:

Heavy Spittle
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:53pm RomanDogBird:

oh christ come on
  Wed. 3/13/19 6:53pm MUWFinMA:

uhhh had leave the video feed
  Wed. 3/13/19 6:53pm John from Florham Park:

But yeah they have good people on there
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 6:54pm ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

Gaaaaaaah
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:54pm Kelly Jones:

I am dying...literally. Saliva Sock is so wrong.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:55pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

@john, I actually have a lot of clips from the morning show saved
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:56pm Richard S:

Wipe UP, Andy!
  Wed. 3/13/19 6:56pm Listener Robert:

...and then I had to hold Daddy's stinky sock and carry it around with people spitting in it, just so his stopid radio station could buy a few more record needles!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:56pm Bobwd2:

peanut butter mohawk !!!!
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 6:56pm dale:

if PBS or NPR did this sort of stuff i might donate to them. but leonard lopate would lick feet for free, soo...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:56pm RomanDogBird:

i feel your pain
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:57pm Asheville Jon:

oh fucking gross!!!!
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 6:57pm Fredericks:

Breast Feeding? I missed that one.
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 6:57pm khd:

lol
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:57pm Richard S:

I do NOT need to see Andy lick the floor. I'll take Ken's word for it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:57pm Linda Lee:

don't make andy do this.
don't.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:58pm chris:

ewwwww
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:58pm Rob (Jerzcity):

Andy seems disturbingly unfazed by this
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:58pm Mr. Pumpy:

Lick My Decals Off, Baby! After that floor...LICK IT UP!
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 6:59pm Fredericks:

Does he have to do his last name too?
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 6:59pm ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

Do a deer, a female deer...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:59pm Richard S:

Come on, no one's going to check to make sure he spelled it right.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 6:59pm queems:

D:
  Wed. 3/13/19 6:59pm noel:

Lenny is on BAI now
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 6:59pm ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

I can't believe he actually did it.
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 7:00pm Fredericks:

Andy should spit the water into ken's sock
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:00pm Kat in Chicago:

Aw, no frilly hat.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:00pm Richard S:

On to In Real Life!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:00pm Linda Lee:

these guys are amazing. both of them.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:00pm Ken From Hyde Park:

The floor needs some salt and a slice of lime on it.
  Wed. 3/13/19 7:00pm Sam:

Make Ken do one more!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:01pm Buffalo's Tom:

What dedication to the premise. Kudos!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:01pm Ken From Hyde Park:

How much of a pledge to get Ken's hat?
  Wed. 3/13/19 7:01pm Sam:

Much respect andy
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:02pm Linda Lee:

Andy just left the studio for the last time..
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