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Ken and Andy further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards as the program enters its death throes. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Options December 12, 2018: The Not-so-Great Re-Enactment (encore show from 1999)

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Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:04pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Well, the theme song is a pretty good one anyway.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:04pm Sebastian:

woohoo, rerun!, horrible sounding rerun!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:05pm Linda Lee:

this could be fun.
  Wed. 12/12/18 6:06pm Sam:

Andy’s voice was SO HIGH back then! Ken sounds exactly the same.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:07pm Linda Lee:

isn't 'we transcribe' online now?
  Wed. 12/12/18 6:07pm Johnzon:

"it sounds horrible: stay tuned"... I think I see why that particular wfmu slogan was so short lived
  Wed. 12/12/18 6:07pm Sam:

So as of tonight this half hour of dialogue will have aired FOUR times.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:08pm PMD:

Do the reruns get graded?
  Wed. 12/12/18 6:09pm Sam:

I assume so
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:09pm Fuzzy:

20 years and 48 kHz...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:09pm Sebastian:

true thing, Sam, and to think Andy allegedly does neither smoke nor drink
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:10pm PMD:

Idea for next show. Reading the rerun of this show.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:10pm Linda Lee:

they both sound pretty boyish.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:11pm Nick the Bard:

I'm not seeing it in the archive page, unless it's using a different title? ("Find on this page" isn't doing anything) So, yeh, most likely it is a never aired rerun
  Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:11pm Listener Robert:

This seems so recent...am I feeling that old, or are they so devoid of ideas they've done a load of slight variants of this?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:12pm Linda Lee:

Ken told us it hasn't aired before as a re-run.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:12pm Sebastian:

to get the feel for this show, you have to listen to it on the 32k stream on the old android app from 2010ish
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:13pm Sebastian:

and 5€ earplugs!
  Wed. 12/12/18 6:13pm Sam:

They should have a marathon premium of Andy singing all kinds of show tunes. Including “Let it go”.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:14pm Linda Lee:

these guys are funny!
  Wed. 12/12/18 6:14pm Sam:

Oh, next week they should put the transcription on the site and have listeners call in and read the lines!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:14pm Fuzzy:

Did I say 48 kHz? Too generous -- my bad! Should have read the top of the playlist first!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:15pm PMD:

What Nexon was Ken referring to?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:15pm Linda Lee:

Exxon?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:15pm tw2sheds:

"Find the fatal flaw" sez the written intro....The mic was turned on, and the file was saved! Pick your poison.....
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:16pm PMD:

@LindaLee, hmm... maybe due to bad audio
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:17pm Linda Lee:

i heard Exxon.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:17pm queems:

damn that's an old ass drug
Avatar Wed. 12/12/18 6:17pm SSS:

1930's
  Wed. 12/12/18 6:18pm Sam:

“I have often listened....
To this show before
But I never lost the will to live so fast before!”
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:19pm Linda Lee:

pay phones. ... private conversations. .. sigh.
Avatar Wed. 12/12/18 6:19pm SSS:

I bought a pamphlet on MacDoogal street in the West Village with the recipe for it in the late 1960's.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:20pm Nick the Bard:

No president named Chester A Arthur, what do you think they named Chester A Arthritis after?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:20pm Sebastian:

Andy's burns were coming in hot back then
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:20pm Linda Lee:

MacDougal St?
Avatar Wed. 12/12/18 6:21pm SSS:

You bet Linda Lee...never a good speller, and to keep up with the flow, one must be quick...still have that pamphlet though!
  Wed. 12/12/18 6:23pm Sam:

Don’t worry, I’m sure this material will be much funnier the second time, when read from a script...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:23pm Linda Lee:

a pamphlet for mdma?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:23pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Gosh, I forgot about Sun Microsystems entirely. What became of that company?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:24pm Fuzzy:

Oracle bought 'em up around '99 or so, I think
Avatar Wed. 12/12/18 6:25pm SSS:

Honest to god, yes mdma....it described a process involving vaccumm pumps and alot of lab stuff, way beyond my 8th or so grade self, at the time.
  Wed. 12/12/18 6:25pm Sam:

I miss lycos, the search engine. I always used it instead of google.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:26pm Linda Lee:

i guess you don't have it still.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:27pm Fuzzy:

Perhaps they never will...
  Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:27pm Listener Robert:

Did the DJ a few weeks ago playing Lehrer's Lobachevsky song know Ken was going to rerun this?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:28pm Linda Lee:

oh no. stiffed!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:28pm Sebastian:

da da daaaaa
Avatar Wed. 12/12/18 6:30pm SSS:

@Linda Lee....I sure do still have it! Wanna go in the back room and cook some up? I 'm down! (not really)
Avatar Wed. 12/12/18 6:31pm SSS:

Well, maybe.......
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:31pm Linda Lee:

i wonder how much of that stuff is still available?
Avatar Wed. 12/12/18 6:32pm Chud:

Man, that realAudio sound really takes me back
Avatar Wed. 12/12/18 6:33pm SSS:

What is the number? I have good questions!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:34pm Sebastian:

I wonder what's up with Justina nowadays - Nick, do you see her at the meet-ups?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:34pm JakeGould:

Fax machines?
Avatar Wed. 12/12/18 6:34pm SSS:

@Linda Lee - I think the right response here is would be...ENOUGH TO CHOKE A HORSE!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:34pm Sebastian:

oh this is gold!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:34pm cklequ:

This is perfect.
  Wed. 12/12/18 6:35pm queems:

HAHAH
Avatar Wed. 12/12/18 6:35pm SSS:

Fax machines were invented in 1874! That was my question!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:36pm Nick the Bard:

I don't think I've ever met Justina, or if I did, it was YYYEEEEEAAARRRRSSSSSS ago when I was just some schulb around here
Avatar Wed. 12/12/18 6:36pm SSS:

Wait wait!!!I have another one!
  Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:36pm Listener Robert:

Oh, it would've been so sweet had they really had a transcript of the previous week's archived show and had to do that.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:36pm Linda Lee:

i've been thinking about training in transcription. coincidence ~ or a message from the universe?
  Wed. 12/12/18 6:38pm Elle Tor's Husband:

Why in GOD'S NAME didn't I get the Bad Show Insurance ? DOH!
  Wed. 12/12/18 6:39pm Elle Tor's Husband:

It's like living on the banks of the Mississippi and not having Flood Insurance ...
  Wed. 12/12/18 6:41pm COLINfromvictoriabritishcolumbiacanada:

I feel sad for your US education system
Avatar Wed. 12/12/18 6:41pm SSS:

We all do, Collin.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:43pm Sebastian:

I actually have insurance, but I'm loving this!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:44pm steveo:

1999 WOW
  Wed. 12/12/18 6:44pm queems:

i am really enjoying this
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:44pm Linda Lee:

as you should, COLIN. our true education takes place *outside* the classroom.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:45pm Linda Lee:

love the dueling ventriloquists.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:45pm steveo:

i could tell right away when i turned it on, but i'm not sure if it was because of the highly compressed audio or the fact that ken sounds like he's 17
  Wed. 12/12/18 6:46pm Elle Tor's Husband:

I would risk Insurance Fraud just to get SOMETHING out of this hour....
  Wed. 12/12/18 6:47pm Drunken Creep:

This is great
  Wed. 12/12/18 6:49pm Sam:

The flow of this is way way smoother than I expected.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:50pm tw2sheds:

So is this actually nineteen years and seven second delay?
  Wed. 12/12/18 6:51pm COLINfromvictoriabritishcolumbiacanada:

Morons
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:51pm JakeGould:

Mormons.
  Wed. 12/12/18 6:52pm cluebucket:

nagasaki was august 9th 1945... dargh!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:52pm JakeGould:

How about Ken and Andy read transcripts of “Shut Up Weirdo?”
  Wed. 12/12/18 6:52pm COLINfromvictoriabritishcolumbiacanada:

SSS do you guys have a Patreon going for your schools or something?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:52pm Fuzzy:

Marmots.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:52pm Linda Lee:

that's spelled 'moroons'.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:52pm tw2sheds:

Trump is even pissing off Canadians! what a talent
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:52pm JakeGould:

Merman.
  Wed. 12/12/18 6:53pm COLINfromvictoriabritishcolumbiacanada:

Linda Lee, ya but...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:53pm Linda Lee:

is Trump here on the comments board?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:53pm steveo:

tw2sheds for the win
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:53pm JakeGould:

It once took me about 3 weeks to realize that a Canadian co-worker hated me.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:53pm steveo:

(@6:50)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:54pm Fredericks:

This worked way better than most of their stunts.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:54pm JakeGould:

@Linda: MAGA! MAGA! MAGA! MAGA!
  Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:54pm Listener Robert:

What if Ken revealed they're actually live tonight, reading a transcript from 1999 thru fidelity-lowering equipment?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:55pm Linda Lee:

some americans are so stupid they assume canadians are superior.
  Wed. 12/12/18 6:55pm Sam:

Jack was a good sport to transcribe the part where they were making fun of him. Yay Jack!
  Wed. 12/12/18 6:55pm COLINfromvictoriabritishcolumbiacanada:

jake...we're kings of passive aggressive internalized rage (see Jordan Peterson)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:55pm JakeGould:

Canadian chicks are hot.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:56pm JakeGould:

Jordan Peterson sounds like Kermit the frog.
  Wed. 12/12/18 6:56pm COLINfromvictoriabritishcolumbiacanada:

We actually hate Americans before we meet them but conceal this as long as possible.
  Wed. 12/12/18 6:56pm Sam:

Robert, that would be the coolest stunt ever! I would go right out and buy a car and donate it to the station.
  Wed. 12/12/18 6:57pm Noodle:

This is demented
  Wed. 12/12/18 6:57pm COLINfromvictoriabritishcolumbiacanada:

I find American chicks easier in most ways
  Wed. 12/12/18 6:57pm COLINfromvictoriabritishcolumbiacanada:

Jordan could fill in for Kermit
  Wed. 12/12/18 6:58pm COLINfromvictoriabritishcolumbiacanada:

He def needs his own muppet
  Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:58pm Listener Robert:

Sam, years ago I suggested to Ken ideas for playing jokes on the audience like that.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:58pm PMD:

There is a puppet Andy
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:59pm Sebastian:

great rerun, merci!
  Wed. 12/12/18 6:59pm Elle Tor's Husband:

All you can do is Pay Up ANDY Bad Show!
  Wed. 12/12/18 6:59pm COLINfromvictoriabritishcolumbiacanada:

Sayonara
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 6:59pm PMD:

Hey need a real station ID!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 7:00pm kimzilla:

ON IT!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 7:01pm Sebastian:

it's always a good idea to soak the pig
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/12/18 7:01pm Fuzzy:

Soak the pig! SOAK IT!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Thu. 12/13/18 7:40pm herb.nyc:

sorry for the late post but i'm scanning the comments now - this show was NOT bad. i should know, because i successfully sued for Bad Show and won. i hired Michael Cohen to plead my case (he had lotsa free time).
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