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Options November 15, 2017: The Dance-Off

Andy is about to start filming in his new show. It's a closed set, but he has agreed to shove food into Ken's mouth through a hole in the fence.

Tonight's show - Danceoff! Callers dance over the phone, describing their moves verbally, and Ken rates them. Highest score wins no bumper sticker!

The contest features several entrants:

Andy Breckman: invisible towel twist with no feet, score = 3.5
Pierre: moonwalk in AT&T store, score = 9.5
Dale: dirty sanchez and head spin, score = 9.5
Gloria: invisible pom-pons in accordion store, score = 12
Patrick: prop dancing with arrow sign, score = 7
Beth: full room shuffle with accompanying hand roll, score = 17
Beth disqualifies herself due to her relation to one of the judges, so Gloria wins!

Recap by Andrew M.

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Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 6:02pm PMD:

Ken?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 6:04pm Sebastian:

Good evening. Just remember guys, it doesn't matter!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 6:05pm zopa:

Fence Food!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 6:05pm queems:

i thought silvercup was in queens
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 6:05pm Parq:

I didn't realize Silvercup had opened a studio in the Bronx. Good on them.
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 6:05pm yippie:

andy you can sure squirt some whipped cream in my mouth thru a fence hole
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 6:07pm PMD:

Can we bribe the person who decides if it's bad or not? Give him 50 cents? We get a dollar?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 6:08pm medson:

Im rooting for a good show but I'm also happy I'm covered by insurance
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 6:11pm dale:

parq - what if he squirts cheez whiz? anything with whiz in it has to be bad.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 6:11pm dale:

sorry, meant yippie....
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 6:12pm Parq:

Dale, much as I'd like to be as nifty a person as PMD, I can't take credit for her posts.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 6:13pm medson:

Lungs sound full tonight
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 6:13pm Parq:

Or yippie's either.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 6:15pm howard in nyc:

Fictional radio DJ Dr. Johnny Fever played "The Long Run" by the band Eagles on the TV show WKRP in Cincinnati at the end of an episode. Just sayin'. If it's good enough for him, it should be good enough for SM Ken.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 6:16pm melinda:

This is really funny.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 6:16pm Linda Lee:

i can barely tap my foot to this. honestly.
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 6:16pm ultradamno:

The magic is all in the hips for Andy
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 6:17pm Sebastian:

I have to agree with melinda - bye bye $$$. oh well, there's always next week
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 6:18pm howard in nyc:

Uncle Andy giving instructions on how to dance, Ken spinning an Eagles tune - we ain't collecting any insurance payout tonight. Radio gold!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 6:18pm Marcel M:

Whats going on here? Just tuning in.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 6:19pm Linda Lee:

it's a radio dance off, Marcel!
call in & dance. win points!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 6:19pm Marcel M:

Good lord! Thanks
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 6:19pm Sebastian:

Marcel, Ken finally came around and is now an Eagles fan
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 6:19pm Marcel M:

I dance around to this show.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 6:20pm Marcel M:

@Sebastian: OK... I quit. Bye all. ;-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 6:20pm dale:

let's all dance to don mc clean!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 6:21pm zopa:

Someone needs to dance to Felder...
  Wed. 11/15/17 6:21pm j_frulia:

What’s “the bard” mean?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 6:21pm Linda Lee:

the poet.
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 6:22pm yippie:

finally i really liked nick the bard's show its been too long. i hope he plays some thekenschlampen
  Wed. 11/15/17 6:22pm khd:

andy loses will to live at 21 minutes in - i'm pretty sure that was one of the bad show conditions
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 6:22pm Nick the Bard:

we'll see what happens inside the usual batch of stupid I have planned so far
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 6:23pm Linda Lee:

will someone call in & dance to Alvin & his har-monny-ka?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 6:25pm Linda Lee:

winner! on faith!
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 6:25pm RomanDogBird:

pierre pretty much owns
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 6:25pm Sebastian:

sounds like pierre for the win
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 6:25pm melinda:

This is great.
  Wed. 11/15/17 6:26pm khd:

pierre coming on strong
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 6:26pm queems:

i'm trying to listen to this but my mom is blabbing to me on the phone
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 6:26pm Linda Lee:

got to call her back, queems. this can't be missed.
  Wed. 11/15/17 6:27pm Mandy:

Andy thanks for the $50. I bought stickers for 500 elementary school kids using the money.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 6:27pm queems:

you're right
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 6:28pm Sebastian:

dale!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 6:28pm dale:

hee hee....
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 6:30pm melinda:

dale what got into you?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 6:30pm dale:

..oh man. imma wiped out after that.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 6:30pm queems:

this is very silly
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 6:30pm dale:

the joy of the season moved my body.
  Wed. 11/15/17 6:31pm khd:

taking a phone call on the show - another bad show condition!!! barring lorne michales of course
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 6:33pm zopa:

Andy is a master of strategery.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 6:33pm Linda Lee:

Andy forgets about the ingestion of choice substances.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 6:33pm dale:

all in bed? together?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 6:34pm melinda:

haha
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 6:34pm queems:

HAHA
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 6:34pm dale:

play some myron floren ken! accordians everywhere!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 6:35pm queems:

this girl's got it
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 6:36pm Richard S:

Hello!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 6:37pm dale:

gloria's got a squeezebox and her daddy yadda yadda.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 6:37pm chris:

shout out to downtown oakland! woot! go mikes!
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 6:37pm Richard S:

Just got my swag from Kickstarting the billboard. Anyone want to trade Andy's movie recommendations?
  Wed. 11/15/17 6:37pm khd:

these awesome call-ins are ruining my bad show payoff
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 6:41pm Fredericks:

Patrick swore twice to my ears, Disqualified.
  Wed. 11/15/17 6:42pm Area:

Lots of Deli items
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 6:45pm Fredericks:

The Eagles and the invisible towel keep...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 6:46pm PMD:

New age Andy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 6:46pm PMD:

I thought it was fist bumping.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 6:52pm Fredericks:

Clay can dance and keep things going. Come on, Ken!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 6:53pm dale:

i was gonna call and ask for stipper music and describe kyle dancing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 6:54pm Fredericks:

Now, this sounds like a Joe Frank episode.
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 6:55pm Readie Righteous:

@dale- was that you dancing on your head to Christmas music?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 6:55pm queems:

oj simpson
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 6:56pm melinda:

What's stipper music?
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 6:56pm Richard S:

Frozen OJ, fresh squeezed OJ, vitamin fortified OJ....
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 6:56pm dale:

yes readie - my audition for the lockers was unsuccessful though
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 6:56pm Readie Righteous:

HA! you rule, dale!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 6:57pm dale:

melina, anything with boom chicka boom in it.
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 6:57pm Richard S:

Melinda, for "stripper music", think raunchy jazz with a lot of saxophone. Like www.amazon.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 6:58pm melinda:

Oh, I get stripper music. I read 'stipper' and thought it was an unfamiliar genre.
Avatar    Wed. 11/15/17 6:59pm ultradamno:

Plus the only destination of the love train is the love shack
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 6:59pm dale:

oh, i mispeled stippper
Avatar Wed. 11/15/17 7:00pm Richard S:

Bye!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/15/17 7:00pm Nick the Bard:

norflax oxdun sidetower, it's not THAT hard ;P
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 7:00pm Sebastian:

thanks guys
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 7:00pm melinda:

Great show!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/15/17 7:00pm chris:

thanks, Ken and Andy!
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