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Options October 18, 2017: What Will You Do For Fifty Dollars?

Ken and Andy discuss Harvey Weinstein's tough week. Andy tries hard to distance himself from his friend Harvey, but does recount how Harvey Weinstein wrote him a fan letter in appreciation of one of his Oscar jokes.

Andy offers $50 to any listener who will do something that interests him... and can prove it. The calls trickle in.

Andy pays his first $50 when a caller makes a bet with Andy that he can't guess the punchline to his joke. The joke is incredibly unfunny, and Andy can't guess the punchline. Andy pays out his second $50 when Pamela tries to collect an old debt from Andy. Pamela also will provide a picture of someone hugging her.

Andy pays his next $50 to Amanda for paying $75 to WFMU. Things get a bit more interesting though when he pays $50 to a 15 yr old girl to desecrate a grave - which she does by shooting a tombstone with a gun. And finally he pays a caller to make a fertility shrine. $250 paid out in total.

During the show, Evan Breckman tries to solicit a bribe but no dice - Andy has ice water running through his veins. And Andy reveals he skipped school to go to the movies.

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Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/18/17 6:00pm Rob (Jerzcity):

Faust!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/18/17 6:01pm Rob (Jerzcity):

err, first!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/18/17 6:01pm zopa:

For $50, I am prepared to say FIVE nice things about Andy. On the air...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/18/17 6:04pm dale:

for fifty bucks i'll provide an hour of personal weight training. i have no certification to do that and i'm out of shape myself but that isn't the question.
  Wed. 10/18/17 6:06pm Juan Tanamera:

Funny, I thought the fan letter would be for his misogyny.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/18/17 6:06pm Ken From Hyde Park:

For $50, I am willing to wash all of Andy's vehicles and vacuum out the interiors and trunks, therein.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/18/17 6:06pm dale:

i'll bet harvey weinstein has a masturbatorium too!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/18/17 6:09pm frozen_peas:

Is bug eating off limits?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/18/17 6:10pm Nick the Bard:

what kind of bugs are they?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/18/17 6:10pm dale:

no frozen_peas - eat a stinkbug!
  Wed. 10/18/17 6:10pm queems:

an hour is a long ass time
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/18/17 6:11pm dale:

you don't have to do the stunt for an hour, just within this hour.
  Wed. 10/18/17 6:12pm queems:

@dale i know, i was referring to the $20 focus group
  Wed. 10/18/17 6:13pm Tom:

frozen_peas... eat the bug
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/18/17 6:14pm common:

please
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/18/17 6:16pm frozen_peas:

A joke is worth nothing! A bad joke is worth even less.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/18/17 6:18pm dale:

he said 'hi andy!'
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/18/17 6:19pm mocherz:

for $50 bucks i'll shave my dog like a lion. Shes currently running as the WFMU maskot, shes the one in the tie dye shirt caught masturbating on my computer.
Avatar Wed. 10/18/17 6:21pm cobradan:

I'll go buy weed.
     Wed. 10/18/17 6:21pm Listener Robert:

I'm just bummed by word of Michelle Boule's passing so young. Going to teach a biology lab now.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/18/17 6:21pm Tommy in Neversink:

That was the lamest joke I've ever heard.....but since he's donating to FMU I'll pretend it's funny
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/18/17 6:22pm dale:

someone could eat a stick of margarine. that seems easy enough.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/18/17 6:22pm PMD:

I increased my monthly sfl.
     Wed. 10/18/17 6:25pm Listener Robert:

I'll pledge the amount my Pinecone Resarch responses have earned since last I cashed out -- as soon as they unlock my account!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/18/17 6:25pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

Isn't that $25 over Evan's usual compensation?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/18/17 6:29pm Nick the Bard:

dale : so YOU do it, and film it, and send it to ken that you did it
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/18/17 6:32pm dale:

my wife won't buy transfats nick. no crisco in the house either.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/18/17 6:34pm dale:

i wanted the aborted foetus billboard. that's comedy gold!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/18/17 6:36pm Rob (Jerzcity):

@dale: don't forget the dead mom!
Burning the comedy candle of life at both ends!
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/18/17 6:37pm Alofat:

You should give people ideas and let people call in to fulfill them.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/18/17 6:39pm chris:

they should be contained this week. evacuees are returning home.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/18/17 6:39pm Nick the Bard:

well how close to a store are you? there's still like 20 minutes left
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/18/17 6:39pm dale:

i'm sure poor people live in napa wine country too. sort of poor anyway.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/18/17 6:40pm chris:

the grapes don't pick themselves, dale.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/18/17 6:41pm dale:

don't they use machines? i grew up in western ny and we had mechanical pickers from the 70s on.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/18/17 6:42pm dale:

parents were allowed to take you out of school during grape harvest season. today the cops would probably show up at your door.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/18/17 6:44pm chris:

gufah! good wine comes from human interaction. the grapes ripen at different times and need to be picked accordingly. a machine could be used sometimes, but not if one is going to charge car payment amounts for a single bottle.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/18/17 6:46pm dale:

that's why i buy box wine. more is betterer.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/18/17 6:46pm chris:

:)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/18/17 6:46pm dale:

fist hump all night long?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/18/17 6:47pm Rob (Jerzcity):

was that a legit seven second delay? the feed dumped for a bit
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/18/17 6:47pm dale:

90.1 signal goes dead for a few seconds a LOT lately. is it the station or the line to the transmitter or the transmitter itself.....?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/18/17 6:49pm Rob (Jerzcity):

i'm listening through a series of tubes
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/18/17 6:50pm PMD:

I thought he was going to choose the best one and only give away $50 the whole show
  Wed. 10/18/17 6:50pm listener 126464:

bongmaker
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/18/17 6:50pm coelacanth∅:

so this guy's just calling to make a sale?
(answer:yes)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/18/17 6:50pm PMD:

But I'm not complaining.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/18/17 6:50pm dale:

i went for a motorsickle ride from sussex airport diner today up rte 23 to the greenville turnpike today to the minisink turnpike to county rte. 1 to pine island to warwick then to greenwood lake to monroe back home through chester and goshen
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/18/17 6:52pm queems:

damnnnnn
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/18/17 6:52pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Beautiful day for a ride, dale. I ought to get myself a sickle at some point.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/18/17 6:52pm chris:

i like this girl.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/18/17 6:52pm PMD:

OK, that's horrible.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/18/17 6:53pm dale:

can't she just defecate on the grave? does she have to be destructive?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/18/17 6:53pm queems:

leave it to the child to come up with something insane
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/18/17 6:53pm (((Murakami Whywolf):

listener 126464:
Not necessarily—some 'glass artists' make sex-toys.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/18/17 6:54pm Nick the Bard:

"emilia" fixed her phone whne she got on the air (SO MUCH wind on it, and it sounded loie her name was Aurora (and she said she was 19, not 15)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/18/17 6:55pm Ken From Hyde Park:

If I can make it to the meet-up at El Cortez tomorrow night, I'll meet the station manager for the first time. Yay, me!
  Wed. 10/18/17 6:55pm Ghetto Pastrami:

https://youtu.be/Rj1XVUsXnvI
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/18/17 6:56pm PMD:

I'll give half also....
  Wed. 10/18/17 6:57pm listener 126464:

MW good point
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/18/17 6:59pm dale:

what would don mcclean do for fifty bucks?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/18/17 6:59pm dale:

put the video up on fb!
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