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Options October 4, 2017: Two Truths and a Lie

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Andy walks out on the show to take a phone call. Ken guesses it’s from a young, attractive, Latina policewoman, but he couldn’t be more wrong as it turns out to be none other than: Lorne Michaels.

Once Andy returns, the game of Two truths and begins. Six topics have been generated for Ken and Andy each, and they will try to guess the lies about each other. Andy quickly proves to be quite good at this game, and starts off with a run of correct picks. Ken has less luck in the early rounds, but by the time it’s all said and done, the final score seems to basically be a tie.

Andy is presented with triplets about band names, Ken’s juvenile delinquencies, WFMU DJs, Joey Heatherton facts, Jayne Mansfield quotes, the cost of milk, independent countries, and Ken’s first album purchase. Ken on the other hand has to pick out lies on topics such as New Jersey Turnpike rest areas, albinism, Justin Bieber quotes, Murray Wilson facts, Andy’s birthday, facts about Andy, more facts about Andy, and Charles Manson.

Callers offer Two Truths and a Lie as well. Wes, Pamela, Kyle, Michael, Scott, Rem and Deborah call in with various factoids about themselves and other topics (such as WFMU, menstruation, history of comedy, and Africa). Ken and Andy guess most of these correctly.

Also on the show - Andy gives Ken opening joke advice for his next WFMU meeting.

Recap by Andrew M.

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Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/4/17 6:00pm PMD:

I can't believe it's already Wednesday!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/4/17 6:01pm Sebastian:

good evening!
Avatar Wed. 10/4/17 6:02pm Undead83:

Good evening pals ^^
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/4/17 6:03pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Neat show idea. Many props to whomever came up with this. ^^^
Avatar Wed. 10/4/17 6:04pm Will from Seattle:

A quiet fundraiser, if you will
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/4/17 6:04pm dale:

please do the foetus billboard. if you can't do that send nick the bard out on the corner with that on a sandwich board.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/4/17 6:04pm dale:

....make sure he wears protective padding and a helmet.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/4/17 6:04pm Sebastian:

@Ken From Hyde Park: haven't they done this one before at least once?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/4/17 6:06pm Nick the Bard:

@dale - pfft, get me two giant monsters and my walking stick, and i'll be fine
  Wed. 10/4/17 6:06pm matt:

delightful, timeless joke
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/4/17 6:06pm Ken From Hyde Park:

@Sebastian - Hmmm...I'm not sure.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/4/17 6:07pm Sebastian:

well, there's no way to settle this
  Wed. 10/4/17 6:07pm matt:

snl = "still not laughing"
Avatar Wed. 10/4/17 6:09pm Will from Seattle:

does all milk in NJ come from Jersey cows?
Avatar Wed. 10/4/17 6:11pm Switchblade Batman:

I need a job, I could play a spunky latina. Is there nudity? If not, could there be?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/4/17 6:11pm Sebastian:

so it's not Judith Light?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/4/17 6:12pm dale:

joey is only 73 - still doable. if you have no taste or scruples.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/4/17 6:15pm Ken From Hyde Park:

If they're negotiating the salary, this could be very interesting.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/4/17 6:16pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

Roxann Dawson?
  Wed. 10/4/17 6:16pm herb.nyc:

Young pretty Latina? I saw an nyu play last night. Andy can try angiepardini.com.
  Wed. 10/4/17 6:16pm Danny from Bloomingburg:

Hello Ken thanks again!
Avatar Wed. 10/4/17 6:16pm Huge:

Strange coincidence that Lorne Michaels calls during Ken's SNL story…
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/4/17 6:21pm dale:

PUT JOEY HEATHERTON IN THE SHOW. she can be somebodies mother. or a drug dealer. what's the theme of the show? is it who tooted, the series?
Avatar Wed. 10/4/17 6:22pm Will from Seattle:

it's Tanzania, not TaRzania
  Wed. 10/4/17 6:22pm conrad:

Yeah i wanted to hear about how SNL ripped off Ken.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/4/17 6:23pm dale:

DOCTOR SPIN
Avatar Wed. 10/4/17 6:23pm Switchblade Batman:

Dr Spin
Avatar Wed. 10/4/17 6:24pm Switchblade Batman:

I didn't even have to think twice about that. WFMU is now a part of me
  Wed. 10/4/17 6:24pm herb.nyc:

Andy born in February, March, April. What if he was born Feb 29? So April would be lie.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/4/17 6:28pm dale:

her brother was a wcbs deejay
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/4/17 6:29pm dale:

he knows joey heatherton inside an out - if he was lucky!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/4/17 6:30pm dale:

A.
Avatar Wed. 10/4/17 6:31pm Will from Seattle:

'The Many Moods of Murry Wilson' was his only album
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/4/17 6:33pm dale:

my wife kyle is calling in with some good ones.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/4/17 6:34pm common:

for the family
  Wed. 10/4/17 6:36pm beek:

before i saw the photo of andy, i pictured him, based on his voice and all, to look just like the guy that played ray's brother on everybody loves raymond. alas, he does not look like him at all
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/4/17 6:36pm dale:

wife no. 4 in the hopper
Avatar Wed. 10/4/17 6:39pm Will from Seattle:

Andy is effectively the kermit of the radio Muppet show that is WFMU
Avatar Wed. 10/4/17 6:39pm Will from Seattle:

*i mean ken, eh distracteddd
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/4/17 6:41pm Sebastian:

dale, do you have the moves?
Avatar    Wed. 10/4/17 6:41pm maestroso:

Clarence Williams III! lol
  Wed. 10/4/17 6:42pm Danny from Bloomingburg:

rashida jones
  Wed. 10/4/17 6:42pm Mike Love Not War:

Andy danced with Supreme Court Justice, Clarence Thomas?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/4/17 6:42pm howard in nyc:

Rashida Jones
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/4/17 6:42pm dale:

not lincoln hayes the thirds moves. maybe the old white guy who was the boss.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/4/17 6:43pm Ken From Hyde Park:

I mentioned rats on Ken's show this morning. On the way home this afternoon, I passed some strikers picketing and they had a giant inflatable rat with them. What an odd coincidence.
Avatar Wed. 10/4/17 6:44pm Switchblade Batman:

I knew it!
Avatar Wed. 10/4/17 6:44pm Switchblade Batman:

Dresden was too specific.
Avatar Wed. 10/4/17 6:44pm Alannis:

Not coincidence. Irony.
  Wed. 10/4/17 6:45pm tp:

Norma Jennings
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/4/17 6:46pm dale:

here's mine:

1. i was on P.M. Albany as a dancing bear running off with the hot host in my arms.
2. i almost jumped off a fire escape after doing acid back in the 80s.
3. i am extremely wealthy and don't need to bust my hump for a living.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/4/17 6:46pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Thanks, Alannis. :)
  Wed. 10/4/17 6:47pm M. in B.:

Ned Seagoon
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/4/17 6:48pm Old Dave:

dale- they all sound true!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/4/17 6:48pm Old Dave:

guessing #2?
  Wed. 10/4/17 6:49pm M. in B.:

...played by Harry Secombe, best known in Murka as the bailiff, Mr Bumble, in the original and movie productions of "Oliver!".
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/4/17 6:49pm dale:

no, number 3 is a lie.
Avatar Wed. 10/4/17 6:50pm Switchblade Batman:

he was
Avatar Wed. 10/4/17 6:50pm Switchblade Batman:

i heard the story before
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/4/17 6:50pm Old Dave:

Sorry dale. join the club, friend!
  Wed. 10/4/17 6:51pm Tom:

I knew it New Hampton rules!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/4/17 6:51pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

He was also, as a young teenager, sold to an older inmate by a prison guard.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/4/17 6:51pm dale:

it's okay. i have enough to give and be part of this club so's i'm okay with it all. just happy i didn't jump.
Avatar Wed. 10/4/17 6:52pm Switchblade Batman:

Corsica was once part of italy, and it's where Napoleon was born
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/4/17 6:52pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Corsica
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/4/17 6:52pm dale:

NEW hampton is not in the hampton's - it's in orange county.
  Wed. 10/4/17 6:52pm andrewb:

just dont tell the cosicans
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/4/17 6:54pm PMD:

Dammit I want to redeem myself!
  Wed. 10/4/17 6:54pm Tom:

i know brother I’m with ya I’m right off co rt 12.
  Wed. 10/4/17 6:54pm Georges:

Andorra is where French people buy cigarettes after a trip to Spain
Corcisa is where masked people with AK47s shoot at street signs
Luxembourg is where rich people put their money to avoid paying taxes
Avatar Wed. 10/4/17 6:55pm glenn:

redemption's overrated.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/4/17 6:55pm dale:

chipmunks - ken is too cool for that shizzle
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/4/17 6:57pm Sebastian:

well done, Pam
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/4/17 6:57pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

1.) Donald Trump at six threw rocks at an infant in a playpen, and has said he hasn't changed much since then.
2.) Donald Trump was a parishioner of Norman Vincent Peale's.
3.) Donald Trump has gone bankrupt four times.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/4/17 6:59pm dale:

i pick the one with donald trump.
Avatar Wed. 10/4/17 7:03pm glenn:

#3. he's gone bankrupt six times. or is it seven?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 10/4/17 7:04pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

D.T. will point-out that it was not he, but his closely-held corporate persons, that went bankrupt six times. Oddly enough, they also built the buildings he claimed 'he' built.
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