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Options August 23, 2017: What's In Your Pantry / My Wife is Smarter Than Your Wife

The show is billed as a "what's in your pantry?" themed episode, and to kick things off, callers call in to give inventory of the items in their pantry - a topic idea that Andy's wife Beth has long suggested. But this is just part of a giant fakeout! Once Beth calls in, a great switcheroo is implemented as the format is suddenly changed to "my wife is smarter than your wife," pitting Beth against call-in wives, including Ken's wife Hank, in several rounds of a trivia type quiz show. Beth was totally unaware this would happen, but reluctantly plays along.

Beth proves to be good at this, winning 4 of 6 rounds. One of the two non-Beth winners is awarded a Home Depot gift card for her husband.

Also covered, a recap of Little Matty Warwick's brilliant performance from the previous week. A discussion of Confederate statues vs. Union statues. And a billboard update - the Kickstarter campaign is going great!

Recap by Andrew M.

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Listener comments!

  Wed. 8/23/17 6:02pm wfmu listener phillip:

i missed it what are we doing tonight?
Avatar Wed. 8/23/17 6:02pm Richard S:

Hi ho everybody!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:02pm dale:

what's in your panty.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:03pm dale:

oops - meant "pantRy"
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:03pm PMD:

With earphones you can hear Andy tapping on the table.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:04pm dale:

....but we only have a larder.
  Wed. 8/23/17 6:04pm wfmu listener phillip:

my pantry? about 6 packs of chicken ramen noodles and 4 cans of carrots & peas.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:04pm Sebastian:

also listening on earphones, enjoying Andy's chewing noises
Avatar Wed. 8/23/17 6:05pm Richard S:

Do cabinets count if you're in an apartment?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:05pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Oh, pantry. I misread it as Pantera, the band. Never mind.
Avatar Wed. 8/23/17 6:05pm TehBadDr:

Does Andy snack, or chew the cud?
  Wed. 8/23/17 6:06pm Danny in Bloomingburg:

I vote for mine Ken
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:07pm PMD:

btw, the LinkedIn article says it's Andy Beckman
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:07pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Here is the Kickstarter page: www.kickstarter.com... Tomorrow is the voting deadline.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:08pm PMD:

Sorry, on Radioworld
Avatar    Wed. 8/23/17 6:08pm Will from Seattle:

There is at least 1 sherman statue
en.wikipedia.org...
Avatar Wed. 8/23/17 6:09pm Richard S:

Does the phone number on the Ambulance Chaser - Polka billboard mean anything?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:09pm Sebastian:

there's an Andy Beckman on LinkedIn:
- Energetic self-starter with excellent account management, negotiation and interpersonal skills
Avatar Wed. 8/23/17 6:09pm đ¢ ÞäŦ:

Yeah..sherman was kind of a dick so..
Avatar Wed. 8/23/17 6:09pm đ¢ ÞäŦ:

What about Custer--oh...
  Wed. 8/23/17 6:09pm wfmu listener phillip:

you think if i gave my home address andy would send me his leftovers???
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:10pm dale:

oh man! my wife the former chef is on the bus and won't get home til 7. SEVEN!!!
  Wed. 8/23/17 6:10pm Danny in Bloomingburg:

Put the 100% jew free one on the 17 in New York
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:10pm Ken From Hyde Park:

If Dead Mother gets voted in, folks should send in pictures of their dead mothers and then someone can blend them all into a composite picture for the billboard.
  Wed. 8/23/17 6:10pm Fred:

In my pantry is this guy who yelled at me last night but is lecturing me about "unity" today... btw is that a party in your pantry? Is everyone coming?
  Wed. 8/23/17 6:10pm Dean:

Snacks, picnics, pot luck dishes, science experiments...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:12pm dale:

we still have several boxes of the case of matzo crackers shoprite gives away every easter. my wife and i call them jew crackers. but we say it with love.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:12pm Sebastian:

not a fan of the 100% jew free radio, but how about 100% chew free?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:12pm dale:

it's CHAR-ro. not CHAIR-o
Avatar Wed. 8/23/17 6:13pm Richard S:

I keep about a week's worth of canned and dry food, so if the power goes out, I'll be OK.
  Wed. 8/23/17 6:13pm wfmu listener phillip:

my pantry. 6 brick packages of chicken flavor ramen noodles and 4 cans of carrots & peas. and i dont get foid stamps till sept 5th so im going to starve
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:14pm dale:

MAKE A CHUTNEY
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:15pm Ken From Hyde Park:

@Richard S - 201-521-1365 connects to an answering machine that Clay Pigeon has set up for his morning show. He calls it the WABAM (Wake and Bake Answering Machine).
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:15pm dale:

phillip - don't starve. who will listen to this show?
  Wed. 8/23/17 6:16pm herb.nyc:

Aside: wfmu Marathon premium- walk on in andy's new tv show
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/23/17 6:16pm Nick the Bard:

ok - so you're listening to the raadio, you're hearing WHY you're supposed to be calling in, you call in, but then you don't know why you're calling in or where or what radio station you're listening to?
Avatar Wed. 8/23/17 6:17pm Richard S:

Nick the Bard: That's WFMU for you!
Avatar    Wed. 8/23/17 6:17pm joe mulligan:

you are doing it right Nick!
  Wed. 8/23/17 6:17pm wfmu listener phillip:

@dale i starve all the time. i get food stamps but its not enough to buy a lot of food
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/23/17 6:17pm common:

Nothing is in my pantry
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:18pm dale:

herb - BRILLIANT! hotel and airfare to los angeles with a daily expense budget?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:18pm Sebastian:

It's called call-in-amnesia, it's a medical condition!
Avatar Wed. 8/23/17 6:18pm Richard S:

Jalapeno Cheddar Oreos! Try it: scrape the filling out, and dip the chocolate sides into generic jalapeno cheddar dip.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:19pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Alternate recipe show idea: What items in your pantry can be ingredients for a new flavor Oreo cookie?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:19pm dale:

sorry phillip. if you lived next door i'd make you dinner.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:20pm Sebastian:

I remember I have half a jar of bavarian sweet mustard somewhere in the back of the fridge I can't seem to make use of
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:20pm dale:

how about beef pork and fish flavored oreos? x-ray would be all up one side of that an down the other!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/23/17 6:21pm JakeGould:

I have some rolls, some sliced turkey and mustard. I am at a loss as to what to do with this stuff. Should I just throw it in the garbage?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:21pm dale:

ooh, beth is foxy! i'll bet andy answers 'bazooms' to every question
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:22pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Blue Apron, WFMU Edition: Send boxes of random pantry items to lucky recipients.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:22pm dale:

jake - is a hot dog a sammich?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:22pm chris:

best. episode. ever.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:23pm Sebastian:

nice ruse!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/23/17 6:24pm JakeGould:

@dale: I just threw it all in the garbage and I’m eating a pile of unwrapped hard candy that was sitting around overnight.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:24pm Ken From Hyde Park:

dale, jump into your car and get your wife off the bus before 7:00!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/23/17 6:24pm JakeGould:

@Ken: I’ll let Dale’s win know.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:25pm Sebastian:

is anyone taking bets?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/23/17 6:25pm JakeGould:

I meant, I would like Dale’s WIFE know.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:25pm dale:

she just pulled into the driveway actually.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:27pm chris:

Beth sighs like my mom when we make sexist jokes (three sons and a dad, so she was outnumbered)
Avatar Wed. 8/23/17 6:28pm TehBadDr:

OK, let's get this game going! We need some more beratement from Andy!
Avatar Wed. 8/23/17 6:28pm Richard S:

Lilo and Stitch: Best movie ever set in Hawaii.
Avatar Wed. 8/23/17 6:28pm Richard S:

Hey, when did this turn into Wha'd Ya Know?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:29pm chris:

Sequioa National Park has the General Sherman Tree. A theme.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:32pm dale:

mrs. skywalker?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:33pm Sebastian:

Andy must really make a very handsome living
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:34pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Does the winner receive a WFMU T-shirt?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:34pm dale:

i thought a whole number had a whole in it - like 6, 8 or 9
Avatar Wed. 8/23/17 6:35pm Richard S:

BZZT! "Twilight" is NOT literature!
  Wed. 8/23/17 6:38pm Micki:

Making my shopping list for Home Depot now!
     Wed. 8/23/17 6:39pm Listener Robert:

Can Andy play "My Current Wife Is Smarter Than My Previous Wife"?
  Wed. 8/23/17 6:40pm Dean:

Spouses sound not amused.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:41pm PMD:

Why is Ken allowed to choose questions??
  Wed. 8/23/17 6:41pm Dean:

Fremont, California
  Wed. 8/23/17 6:41pm Rai:

How old are these questions? Elizabeth overtook Victoria's record a while ago.
Avatar Wed. 8/23/17 6:41pm Richard S:

CROATIA
Avatar Wed. 8/23/17 6:41pm elkeno:

Queen Elizabeth II became the longest-reigning British monarch on 9 September 2015 when she surpassed the reign of her great-great-grandmother Victoria.[1][2]
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:43pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Chart of British monarchs: en.wikipedia.org...
  Wed. 8/23/17 6:44pm Grimm:

four of the same sound as death, not same symbol
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:46pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

Listener Robert:
Between 'married to Andy' and 'not married to Andy', isn't that answer obvious?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:47pm dale:

i pee alot
  Wed. 8/23/17 6:47pm Dean:

Goddammit, IPA is not an acronym! It's an abbreviation. Jesus.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/23/17 6:47pm JakeGould:

IPA = Ignorant Pissy American
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:48pm ((kMurakami Whywolf):

That's McDonalds, nothing to do with food.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:50pm Ken From Hyde Park:

We asked my grandpa what the S in his middle name stood for and he said Seymour. To this day, I have no idea if he was serious or kidding.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:50pm Sebastian:

the smartypants corrections here really add a lot to the experience...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:50pm dale:

ken - look for him on ancestry in a census and get the cold hard facts
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:50pm PMD:

Seriously Ken!
     Wed. 8/23/17 6:51pm Listener Robert:

I thought she said the nearest Home depot to her was in Latvia.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:51pm dale:

home depot has cleaning products for the ladies.
Avatar Wed. 8/23/17 6:51pm TehBadDr:

Home depot has likely more stuff to entice the ladies.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:52pm chris:

<smartypantsanswer> India pale ale - named by the British, extra hops preserved the ale on its ship voyage to India </smartypantsanswer>
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:52pm dale:

they also have things ladies need like snow shovels and toilet cleaning essentials.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:53pm PMD:

Did andy hear that he will never have sex again?
Avatar Wed. 8/23/17 6:53pm Richard S:

OK, see you! Goodnight!
Avatar Wed. 8/23/17 6:54pm TehBadDr:

Sex? Well Beth will be pegging him.
  Wed. 8/23/17 6:56pm JakeGould:

@KenFromHydePark: The “S” in the middle of your grandpa’s name stands for “Sexy.” Absolutely.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:56pm dale:

tried calling twice. ain't gonna happen tonight for my bitch.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 6:58pm Ken From Hyde Park:

@Jake - Of course! It makes so much sense now!
Avatar Wed. 8/23/17 7:00pm TehBadDr:

I would love to know what Beth is going to do to get Andy back for this.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/23/17 7:00pm Sebastian:

have fun sleeping on the porch and thanks for the show you two!
  Wed. 8/23/17 7:07pm JakeGould:

Oweweewooo… Wolves of New Jersey!
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