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Options June 21, 2017: The Multi-Line Interesting Vacation Story Show

Callers are asked to call in with their most memorable vacation stories. Ken has set up four separate phone lines for stories that are either "not interesting", "moderately interesting", "interesting", and "very interesting". Calls are given immediate priority based on interestingness.

There is a definite range from very interesting to not interesting at all, such as:

Very Interesting:

-Lily pads and women's breasts at a theme park ( Ken has to dump this one)

-A Dead Kennedys afterparty in a wig factory in La Jolla where the skinheads loved wearing all the wigs

Interesting:

-An alligator spotted coming out of a pond near a golfer

-A man is in Rome in a group with tour guides, and is warned to be careful of gypsies or thieves. A woman comes up with a camera for him to take a picture. He pushes her, thinking she is a thief, but she isn't.

-A woman is visiting a friend in Provincetown and they go to a gay night club. She sees Link from the Mod Squad - and she dances with him.

Moderately Interesting:

-A man who grew up in Saudi Arabia with many Greek friends. In Greece, he stumbled upon Homer's Tomb.

-Kids go to Don McLean's front door and sings American Pie as a tribute. Don tells them to get the F out.

-Teens visit Hong Kong and go to a karaoke bar on the main island. They miss their ferry back and find a police bunker, where they climb the bunker and his friends have a three way.

-A man meets Conan O’Brien and gets his autograph. He then makes a joke by asking Conan if he would like his autograph. Conan laughs.

Not Interesting:

-The Desert of Maine

-A woman went scuba diving and messed up her ear. And all day when she tried to walk she ran into a wall.

-Andy’s Phone Number!

-A night out at a bar in Tucson

-Beth calls in and tells Andy's "ace in the hole" story. When they started dating, Andy told Beth he could take her to the Oscars. She tells him that the chances are 1 in 7 that she'll be there. So Andy got her six white roses and one red one for 1 in 7.

In other topics, the WFMU Billboard is discussed again, and will either say "Difficult Listening" or "We’re talking about your dead mother right now!". Earlier in the show, Ken suggests Glynnis O'Connor for the female lead on Andy's new show. Andy loves the idea of using the hour to try and find her, but Ken is adamant that the original show must go on as planned. Also, Don McLean is coming to town, and if anyone gets a recording of him saying Andy's name, Andy will pay out $250.

And Recapper Andrew M (from Chicago) gets a shoutout!

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Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/21/17 6:00pm -max-:

Can't believe I got through!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/21/17 6:06pm common:

Love boy in the bubble. Have it on VHS. So good.
Avatar Wed. 6/21/17 6:06pm joe mulligan:

I almost knocked down Tony Danza while I was biking on the Hudson river path in front of Chelsea piers. He was recklessly rollerblading all over the place.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/21/17 6:07pm howard in nyc:

look out honey, cuz Ken's using technology (imdb)
  Wed. 6/21/17 6:07pm JakeGould:

So they still put boys in plastic bubbles nowadays?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/21/17 6:09pm Greg from ZONE 5:

Mister Mxyzptlk!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/21/17 6:10pm Ken From Hyde Park:

People get into bubbles voluntarily now and roll themselves downhill. They call it zorbing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/21/17 6:11pm Nick the Bard:

Screw the bubbles, I want to go run around town in an Atlassphere
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/21/17 6:12pm howard in nyc:

I love the stern caveat for us to call only the appropriate number.
  Wed. 6/21/17 6:12pm JakeGould:

Go Zorb yourself.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/21/17 6:14pm Greg from ZONE 5:

Hear hear, Nick. Just like Luann Van Houten's boyfriend, Pyro.
  Wed. 6/21/17 6:15pm Dean:

"most memorable" = "worst ... ever"?
  Wed. 6/21/17 6:16pm Dean:

What if the "worst ever" is the one we've kept out of mind until prompted just now?
  Wed. 6/21/17 6:22pm Dean:

Was the levy dry?
  Wed. 6/21/17 6:22pm /zmz\:

I am anticipating seeing dream tonight Andy burnt on stick like marshmallow. Why is he still alive?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/21/17 6:26pm dale:

i've been to the desert of maine. it's just over farmed land that turned to sand. the dust bowl all over again.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/21/17 6:29pm mauri:

jump the gun
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/21/17 6:31pm dale:

hasn't ANYONE woken up without a kidney on vacation?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/21/17 6:35pm Ken From Hyde Park:

@dale - That or getting their camera's film developed and found that someone messed around with their toothbrush.
  Wed. 6/21/17 6:35pm phillip in the bronx:

3 years ago i took an amtrak train to florida to be homeless in a florida park. little did i know they lock the parks at night
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/21/17 6:44pm dale:

my wife is talking! yay me! i convinced her to call.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/21/17 6:45pm dale:

clarence williams iii
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/21/17 6:45pm howard in nyc:

Clarence williams III
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/21/17 6:46pm PMD:

@dale, she listened to her husband. good wife
  Wed. 6/21/17 6:46pm flashbazbo:

CW III is the grandson of a hugely influential Jazz pioneer and composer. A little more interesting.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/21/17 6:47pm howard in nyc:

Rashida Jones
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/21/17 6:47pm dale:

why couldn't I be on vacation with peggy lipton in a three way?
Avatar Wed. 6/21/17 6:47pm RomanDogBird:

PEGGY Lipton
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/21/17 6:47pm howard in nyc:

Quincy Jones and Peggy Lipton are her parents
  Wed. 6/21/17 6:48pm Montclair Mick:

How could Ken live his life and not know that Peggy Lipton have been married to Quincy Jones
Avatar Wed. 6/21/17 6:49pm RomanDogBird:

OH!
  Wed. 6/21/17 6:49pm Dean:

That was hella funny. Give the guy credit.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/21/17 6:50pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

So Rashida Jones is a second-generation TV cop in a comedy, though this time it's an _intentionally_ funny show.
  Wed. 6/21/17 6:58pm Dean:

Not nearly as interesting as the shit that went on at the Tory Factory.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/21/17 6:58pm Kat in Chicago:

Well, that was moderately entertaining
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/21/17 6:58pm howard in nyc:

so they got Jello on the wigs, or they got a wig on Jello?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/21/17 6:59pm PMD:

The perfect antidote to the perfect day
  Wed. 6/21/17 7:07pm BennettCap:

I dance across my apartment to your theme song every time, and I live by Coney Island. I'm headed to the boardwalk right now because I am a Coney Island Baby. I am wild like a seahorse.
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