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Options March 8, 2017: Soak Andy! Soak Him for All He is Worth! Pledge Here
Ahh, the annual Soaking of the Breckman, a tradition handed down across the generations from the ancient Israelites.

Tonight's show is the first show of the annual fundraising marathon, and every person calling to pledge got the punchline to the joke "What is the difference between WFMU and the Hindenburg disaster?"

A pair of pillowcases are available for a pledge of $75 or more; Ken and Andy each designing a pillowcase. Andy has already designed his - a pillowcase with a game on it, "Name That Stain".

The annual 4-minute "Soak Andy" festival takes place, in which Andy must match all pledges made. The lines light up to soak Andy - even the Breckman family gets in on the fun. After the soaking period, for every $500 pledged, Ken and Andy take turns revealing a digit of their phone number. The number releasing starts off at a rapid pace, making Andy very uncomfortable. By the time each member has revealed 4 digits, Andy is in full panic mode. He pleads to buy out of the phone number game, but Ken won’t allow it. By the end of the show, both phone numbers are nearly revealed!

Also, throughout the show, Ken tries hard to expose Andy as a "rich dude" with a gold plated $200,000 porch, but Andy flatly denies this. And Andy notes that he bought his wife a pink hat, and also enjoys female mud wrestling, both of which prove that he is a feminist.

recap by Andrew Mahieu

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Pictured above: Andy's pillowcase, part of the set of Seven Second Delay pillowcases that goes to anybody pledging $75 or more.

Plus, every person pledging $20 or more on the phone gets the punchline to this joke:

What's the difference between WFMU and the Hindenburg disaster?

After the soaking, we will reveal a digit of Andy's personal celphone for every additional $1000 raised.

Artist Track Approx. start time
Ken and Andy  Seven Second Delay   Options 0:00:00 (MP3 | )

Listener comments!

Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 6:38pm Listener Julian:

Is Andy wearing a MAGA hat??
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 6:38pm Jeff:

Finally! There was such an emotional void without the playlist page!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 6:38pm PMD:

Dammit I missed the soak.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 6:38pm Sebastian:

oi!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 6:38pm dale:

comments board - huzzah!
Avatar    Wed. 3/8/17 6:38pm dgg:

The robot show was amazing. I got a small soak in. A bit of a trickle. But it was still worth it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 6:39pm dale:

i pledged my whole mouse pledge to this - did it stick?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 6:39pm PMD:

I must say I do like the pillowcase
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 6:39pm Old Dave:

For the record, I tried 3 times to call and soak. Busy signal.
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 6:40pm Listener Julian:

Speak Up Goodbye was a pretty amazing show!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 6:40pm dale:

i pledged online.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 6:41pm Ken From Hyde Park:

My pledge was announced at 6:35. I think I entered it during the soak, as far as I could tell.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 6:41pm dale:

what do you think the answer to the joke is - does it have don mcclaine piloting the german balloon?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 6:43pm dale:

$33000 IN AN HOUR! INSANE!!!
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 6:43pm Listener David in Budd Lake:

I remember Andy's home number being shown on the film "Moving" on the For Sale sign.
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 6:43pm βrian:

I thought you were releasing real digits. Yakuza-like.
Avatar    Wed. 3/8/17 6:43pm dgg:

$33000 in an hour? You normally have to work at Goldman Sachs for that kind of scratch
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 6:46pm Listener Julian:

Remember the racist email Andy wrote to send from Ken's email address?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 6:47pm dale:

...or sell cocaine.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 6:47pm cklequ:

I've been soaking Andy with mouse pledges for years, and i've never been given an answer to a single riddle. I'm not saying i'm going to stop doing it. I'm just saying i don't understand comedy.
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 6:47pm Old Dave:

This is too fun.
  Wed. 3/8/17 6:49pm Fredericks:

I pledged during soak. Forgot to ask about the punchline. Did anyone get it?
  Wed. 3/8/17 6:49pm Jack:

Every time Ken says "I'm a man of the people" I crack up.
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 6:50pm Listener Julian:

Oh wow! That actually might by Andy's phone number.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 6:51pm cory:

hi aaron
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 6:51pm dale:

wow, this is a huge list.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 6:52pm ChrisB.:

1000 combinations possible in a three digit number.
  Wed. 3/8/17 6:52pm MONEYBAG$:

Didn't get the punchline either, but then again I don't remember the setup
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 6:52pm Listener Julian:

Well, his toy company appears to be registered under that number...
  Wed. 3/8/17 6:54pm WFMU LISTENER:

It's definitely Andy on the voicemail.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/8/17 6:54pm melinda:

That's one gnarly pillowcase.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 6:54pm dale:

i'd be afraid to wash that pillowcase - what if i washed all the stains out?
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 6:58pm herb.nyc:

(oh i am not worthy, for i am at the Apple Store but i'm not listening. i'm very sorry.)
     Wed. 3/8/17 7:00pm Listener Robert:

What's that confection Ken makes? Is that what Cookie Day is for?
Avatar Wed. 3/8/17 7:00pm Old Dave:

dale, the pillow case is meant to wrap around yer head before putting head in sand and not hearing Trump news.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/8/17 7:01pm dale:

scotcheroos robert.
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