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Options February 15, 2017: Whistleblowers II
Ken and Andy host a whistleblower show. People are invited to call in and spill the beans about misconduct at their workplace. Voices are disguised! Callers tell stories of corrupt office managers, love triangles at grocery stores, and bald eagle feathers. Another caller offers a cautionary tale of how lazy bosses and heavy machinery don't mix. A man calls in to tell of a six-urinal bathroom at a telecom company. Andy appreciates this story the most, since urination, and Andy's need to go, is a running theme throughout the show. Some would say it's the actual topic of the show. Ken and Andy alter their own voices for occasional renditions of the old children's TV show, "Satan and Goliath." Also, Evan Breckman calls in to torture his old man with water sound effects and listing from the Breckman bathroom library.
Recap by Andrew M

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Listener comments!

Avatar Wed. 2/15/17 6:03pm Asheville Jon:

Andy, congrats on getting the morning show slot!
  Wed. 2/15/17 6:04pm Dean:

Cliff Gallup, "Be-Bop-a-Lu-La."

Still cataloging greatest rock guitar solos, right?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/15/17 6:11pm dale:

huzzah for clay pigeon! he didn't just do a show - he did a performance!
     Wed. 2/15/17 6:11pm Listener Robert:

That's an idea for a future 7SD: bathroom chicken.
Avatar Wed. 2/15/17 6:12pm Asheville Jon:

GARBAGE MAN WARWICK FOR MORNING SHOW!
Avatar Wed. 2/15/17 6:12pm Fine-aight:

I already forgot which voice is which!
Avatar Wed. 2/15/17 6:13pm cosmic matrix:

Could you both continue to speak sloowwlyyy though? I like that.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/15/17 6:13pm PMD:

201-209-93urinate!
Avatar Wed. 2/15/17 6:13pm Fredericks:

Average mammalian urination takes 20 seconds. What you doing the rest of the time, Ken?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/15/17 6:13pm Carmichael:

Get your daily dose of Felder!!
Avatar Wed. 2/15/17 6:14pm Fredericks:

I'm a Claytonite myself.
Avatar Wed. 2/15/17 6:15pm herb.nyc:

Glen and Clay and Matt should have a pee-off to determine winner. Person in 3rd place has to wipe up.
     Wed. 2/15/17 6:16pm Listener Robert:

The phoner-in's voice is so well disguised, I can hardly make out a word.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/15/17 6:17pm dale:

jonesy probably has a massive prostate so he probably can't write his name with it anymore.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/15/17 6:17pm Ken From Hyde Park:

The Wake 'n' Bake web site seems to be amiss. No output displayed. www.wfmu.org... Using Firefox on Windows 7.
Avatar Wed. 2/15/17 6:18pm Linda Lee:

what's up with Glen & Clay & Matt? is there news on the morning show?
     Wed. 2/15/17 6:18pm Listener Robert:

I'll put my prostate up against Jonesy's any time. Nah, nothing wrong w that phrasing, is there?
  Wed. 2/15/17 6:19pm shtus:

if you want to protect people's identities by disguising their voices why are you saying the names of their cities?
Avatar Wed. 2/15/17 6:19pm Marcel M:

Milk jugs in hand.. I LIKE where this is going..
  Wed. 2/15/17 6:20pm herb.nyc:

In an old News of the Weird, military personnel on a ship were ordered to pee while seated. Because splatter was causing damage. And there was a music zine called The Splatter Effect in 80/90s. Pee related?
Avatar Wed. 2/15/17 6:20pm Linda Lee:

not sure getting that close is physically possible, Robert ..
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/15/17 6:21pm Ken From Hyde Park:

@Linda at approximately 10:31 this morning, Ken announced the three finalists. No word yet on the time and place of the swimsuit competition, though.
Avatar Wed. 2/15/17 6:21pm Linda Lee:

aha!! thanks Ken!
     Wed. 2/15/17 6:21pm Listener Robert:

That ain't nuthin', shtus; last time Ken "guessed" my name. I remember having several "whistles" I could've blown, & I remember which one I choe tolow the lid off; fortunately I no longer have a relationship w the "boss" in question. But I can't remember the other ones I could've chosen to blow the lid off.
  Wed. 2/15/17 6:22pm herb.nyc:

---There's sporadic fuzz/static on FM, lower Manhattan.
Avatar Wed. 2/15/17 6:23pm Prodigal Listener:

Just tuned in. The Golden Showers episode, right?
     Wed. 2/15/17 6:23pm Listener Robert:

One of my former bosses, Helene Z. Hill at UMDNJ Newark, basically cut off her career by blowing the whistle on a colleague she was listed as a co-author of.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/15/17 6:26pm PMD:

You guys sound like Davey and Goliath!
  Wed. 2/15/17 6:26pm TJ:

Theses guys always kill
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/15/17 6:27pm dale:

i worked in a small design firm where the owner was screwing the girl that was a level over me so i never could get ahead. so to speak.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/15/17 6:28pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Well, the space station sighting was a no-go tonight. It's drizzling here.
Avatar Wed. 2/15/17 6:28pm Linda Lee:

you were the wrong gender, dale :-D
  Wed. 2/15/17 6:28pm Cooh John:

For the number I heard "201-209-urinate".
  Wed. 2/15/17 6:29pm Dean:

Is this caller number 1, or number 2?
Avatar Wed. 2/15/17 6:29pm StephenRadford:

Haha, that's what I heard too. I had to finish the call in number myself in my head.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/15/17 6:29pm dale:

yeah - clouded up good ken from hp
  Wed. 2/15/17 6:29pm herb.nyc:

Let's hope Mike Pence calls in w stories about his boss.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/15/17 6:30pm dale:

when i finally quit that company linda the girl hugged me and said 'i'm so glad we never slept together.' i didn't know it was an option.
  Wed. 2/15/17 6:31pm fredrik:

Goldbricking is what we call the process of freezing your pee, at my office
Avatar Wed. 2/15/17 6:31pm Linda Lee:

wow ..
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/15/17 6:31pm dale:

every mothers son is kind of hip for andy - very surprised.
Avatar Wed. 2/15/17 6:33pm Linda Lee:

be nice to find out who that is, herb ..
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/15/17 6:35pm dale:

did this guy say the dude got caught up in a printing press?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/15/17 6:37pm dale:

friend happened upon the aftermath of a bicycle messenger that had his head run over by an mta bus.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/15/17 6:39pm dale:

ha ha! they DO sound like davey and goliath!
Avatar Wed. 2/15/17 6:40pm cosmic matrix:

andy sounds like mister giant man
  Wed. 2/15/17 6:40pm Dean:

Let me get this straight: a pat on the back skirts (so to speak) workplace harassment prohibitions, but obsessive talk about urination, not so much?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/15/17 6:41pm Ken From Hyde Park:

If Aaron from Minneapolis were to call, what what his machine voice sound like with the demonizer?
  Wed. 2/15/17 6:41pm eye in the sky:

This sounds like OF MICE AND MEN in hell
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/15/17 6:43pm common:

it could get worse easily
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/15/17 6:44pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Ken, thats a great idea, but I don't have a story and I cant lie on the radio you know
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/15/17 6:44pm PMD:

@Ken from Hyde Park - would love to
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/15/17 6:44pm PMD:

hear that
  Wed. 2/15/17 6:45pm eye in the sky:

Amber alert!
Avatar Wed. 2/15/17 6:45pm Linda Lee:

would you call & ask a question, Aaron?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/15/17 6:46pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Hi, Aaron. How are you doing? You had some issues recently. Hope that's all bettered up now.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/15/17 6:46pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

like what question?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/15/17 6:46pm dale:

there was a young man from jersey city...something something shitty..
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/15/17 6:46pm dale:

bikini girls!
     Wed. 2/15/17 6:47pm Listener Robert:

I'm just sad Andy started his series at the Museum of Sex after I moved out of NYC. I've gone to other events at the Museum of Sex.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/15/17 6:48pm dale:

he worked for verizon
Avatar Wed. 2/15/17 6:48pm Linda Lee:

i confess i don't know! :-D
  Wed. 2/15/17 6:48pm herb.nyc:

Re poetry- Prof Dum Dum described haiku as s cop-out. Love that.
     Wed. 2/15/17 6:50pm Listener Robert:

WorldCom were crooks, period!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/15/17 6:51pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Ken I am very better. Thanks
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/15/17 6:52pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

It begins with a door.....
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/15/17 6:54pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

And heres the sink
Avatar Wed. 2/15/17 6:54pm Marcel M:

He specifically said, "jew." "Jew hear it?"
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/15/17 6:56pm Ken From Hyde Park:

The voice disguiser made him sound like Emo Philips.
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