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Ken and Andy further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards as the program enters its death throes. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Options January 11, 2017: Puppetmaster Cleo Controls Ken
Andy shares the show with Cleo, a ten year old girl (whose hobbies include eating pizza, running bases, and spying on classmates during recess). The twist is that Ken channels Cleo’s voice through his own; Cleo is down the hall, everything she says is sent to Ken, and Ken echoes everything she says (and nothing else). Cleo rates the strangeness of it all as a 9.5 out of 10, which seems about right. The topic is set to be co-ed schools. Only children are invited to call in, and the team fields calls from nearly ten kids! Notable calls include the irrepressible Alex (sporting a Russian accent), and a prank call from Evan Breckman (in character as “Stacy Rosenthal”). At some point the discussion morphs from co-ed schools into the merits of school uniforms. Cleo is dead set against this, but Andy ain't hearing it! During the hour, lots of singing takes place – Andy sings “The Star Spangled Banner” and “Eight Days a Week”, and Ken sings “Ring Around the Rosey” and “Happy Birthday.” Cleo reveals that she has never heard of “Monk,” but loves “Murder She Wrote”. Also, Andy tries to arrange two marriages for Cleo, but without much luck.

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  Wed. 1/11/17 6:02pm fred:

what a refreshing theme song
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/11/17 6:02pm -max-:

Uh...
Avatar Wed. 1/11/17 6:05pm melinda:

I'm laughing already.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/11/17 6:05pm Greg from ZONE 5:

ROUND.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/11/17 6:06pm dale:

cleo doesn't waste words. i like that.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/11/17 6:06pm Carmichael:

Evan is on the radio Every week. EVERY friggin' week.
  Wed. 1/11/17 6:07pm Dean:

"Would you help him?" is ambiguous. Help brother or the bully?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/11/17 6:07pm dale:

who names a kid flloyd - IT'S NOT 1920!
  Wed. 1/11/17 6:10pm Matt in Hillsborough:

whoa alex rules
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/11/17 6:11pm Nick the Bard:

if you're calling in i might be a little quiet on the phone, so, bear with me on this one
Avatar Wed. 1/11/17 6:11pm SeanG:

ain't life grand!
Avatar Wed. 1/11/17 6:12pm Marcel M:

Good lord
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/11/17 6:13pm dale:

casual friday uniform in manhattan in the 90s - pleated chinos and a chambray shirt
  Wed. 1/11/17 6:16pm Noodle:

I'm glad there's a middle man when Andy's talking to a little kid
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/11/17 6:18pm dale:

andy should redo 'kids say the darndest things' - he's good with children which is not surprising as he has so many.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/11/17 6:19pm common:

strange.
Avatar Wed. 1/11/17 6:19pm Linda Lee:

tuning in late. what's going on here? Ken's drag name is Cleo?
  Wed. 1/11/17 6:20pm Dean:

A real Cleo, a young girl, is prompting Ken. He utters what she tells him.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/11/17 6:20pm dale:

a little girl named cleo is answering the question but speaking via wire to ken
Avatar Wed. 1/11/17 6:20pm Linda Lee:

ah!! got it!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/11/17 6:21pm dale:

or what he just said.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/11/17 6:21pm steve:

whats with the cellphone ring?
  Wed. 1/11/17 6:21pm Dean:

I should mention, too, that a nonagenarian named Carter is telling *me* what I transcribe here as comments.
Avatar Wed. 1/11/17 6:23pm Linda Lee:

Nico is very cool.
Avatar Wed. 1/11/17 6:24pm Linda Lee:

Who Tooted: The Show.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/11/17 6:26pm dale:

have cleo try out for the 6-9 spot.
Avatar Wed. 1/11/17 6:26pm cosmic matrix:

ken is essentially a signal processor!
  Wed. 1/11/17 6:26pm Dean:

Kids these days with their music. Who has the time?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/11/17 6:27pm Ken From Hyde Park:

At the very least, Cleo could announce the JC school lunch menu each morning.
Avatar Wed. 1/11/17 6:28pm cosmic matrix:

hahahahaa
  Wed. 1/11/17 6:28pm Dean:

Ask Ken to hold his tongue and Cleo to say "apple."
Avatar Wed. 1/11/17 6:29pm Linda Lee:

i spied on people as a kid too. i loved 'Harriet the Spy'.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/11/17 6:34pm dale:

is this evan?
Avatar Wed. 1/11/17 6:36pm Marcel M:

End of episode 5, not 3... the hell, Evan?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/11/17 6:37pm Nick the Bard:

they both kind of end in "Noooooooooo", (I think that's the conversation? stupid volume levels)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/11/17 6:38pm dale:

SINGLE sex classes or single SEX classes?
  Wed. 1/11/17 6:39pm Noodle:

That's more than a seven second delay
Avatar Wed. 1/11/17 6:41pm Marcel M:

I guess there is a lot of NOOOOOOOs, true, but I thought she said when Luke got his hand chopped.
Avatar Wed. 1/11/17 6:42pm FMthatguy:

Andy is so mean xD
  Wed. 1/11/17 6:42pm Dean:

This is, by the way, a perfect example of how so-called fake news is propagated.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/11/17 6:42pm dale:

YEA CLEO!
  Wed. 1/11/17 6:43pm Matt in Hillsborough:

cleo owns
Avatar Wed. 1/11/17 6:43pm FMthatguy:

Lmao 'Institute "your" uniform rule.'
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/11/17 6:43pm Parq:

Ah, Andy's trying the Trump gambit.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/11/17 6:43pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

Cleo, please understand that Mr Breckman believes that being very irritating, including to (or even especially to) little girls, is funny. This may be hard for you to believe, but it's true. Many adults love being irritating, many adults love saying things that aren't true. I don't understand why, I just hope you grow up hating adults like that instead of becoming one.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/11/17 6:44pm dale:

are the bikini girls on after this?
Avatar Wed. 1/11/17 6:44pm FMthatguy:

^YES

And lol
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/11/17 6:45pm (((Murakami Whywolf):

Andy, if you saw a tortoise helpless on its back in the desert, what would you do?
Avatar Wed. 1/11/17 6:46pm Marcel M:

@Murakami: I think he would accuse it of date raping his sister.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/11/17 6:46pm dale:

i like when ken chortles and guffaws as cleo.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/11/17 6:46pm Nick the Bard:

call screening kids is rough :/
Avatar Wed. 1/11/17 6:47pm FMthatguy:

Dale that is especially good.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/11/17 6:49pm Parq:

Hang in there, Bard, you're doing great.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/11/17 6:51pm cklequ:

It took me 45 minutes to realize that this is a pretty good show.
Curse me and my hatred of children. I can change.
Avatar Wed. 1/11/17 6:51pm FMthatguy:

Lol
  Wed. 1/11/17 6:54pm ScottC:

Why is Ken talking like a girl? I mean I know that he is channeling a girl but why does he effect a girl's voice?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/11/17 6:54pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

Did Andy write the "Saturday Night Live" Bizarro Reagan sketch? It's relevant again.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/11/17 6:56pm Parq:

Murakami, I think Andy was more heavily influenced by the Bizarro Television Network Executives sketch.
Avatar Wed. 1/11/17 6:57pm Linda Lee:

Cleo is a great kid!
Avatar Wed. 1/11/17 6:57pm FMthatguy:

Cleo is an awesome host :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/11/17 6:57pm coelacanth∅:

this show ruled! (in a non-opposite day kind of way)
  Wed. 1/11/17 6:58pm wild neil:

peace all. funniest 7sd ever. winner wimner chicken dinner!
  Wed. 1/11/17 6:58pm Noodle:

So cool, great show!
Avatar Wed. 1/11/17 6:58pm maestroso:

Yay Cleo!
Avatar Wed. 1/11/17 6:59pm Linda Lee:

Ken could be POTUS!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/11/17 7:01pm -max-:

~Amy Vogel!~
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