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Three unstoppable hours of Dave playing face-melting hot rock jams, talking with extremely important guests, answering the telephone, and trying to figure out what all those knobs and buttons are for. A sincere effort to get the original members of Dokken back on speaking terms will also be made whenever possible.

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Options January 9, 2017: It's cold outside but it's scorching hot in studio A as Dave welcomes comedians Greg Barris and Mike Bocchetti as well as pop group Zone 5 to the program. Also, Dave got a haircut and you can hear the difference!

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Artist Track Album Images Approx. start time
Art Paul Schlosser  Have a Peanut Butter Sandwich   Options  
0:00:00 ()
Wierdly long show intro...     
0:04:18 ()
Angel Witch  Angel Witch   Options Angel Witch 
0:04:33 ()
The Ronettes  Walking in the Rain   Options  
0:07:27 ()
The Testors  Together   Options  
0:11:14 ()
Dave talks on phone and such.     
0:40:57 ()
Slo Burn  The Prizefighter   Options  
1:10:35 ()
Nick Drake  Fly   Options Bryter Layter 
1:12:37 ()
Kevin Morby  Dorothy   Options  
1:17:41 ()
The Paragons  The Tide Is High   Options  
1:22:15 ()
Vashti Bunyan   The Coldest Night of the Year   Options  
1:25:23 ()
Dave talks and stuff and it's great for everybody.     
1:27:37 ()

Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 9:01pm chad from oregon:

Delicious start.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:02pm daveB from before:

Yo yo yo!
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:02pm moreguinness:

Evening kids
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 1/9/17 9:02pm JakeGould:

Oh Jesus! Art Paul Schlosser! I remember him when he hung out on State Street near Peace Park.
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:02pm Rickwaukee:

wait, this isn't John Prine?
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:02pm FiltheeAndie:

i'm not listening, i just came for the crabs
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:02pm DebNow:

Do you have almond butter, too? Good Evening, Dave and FOD.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 9:03pm chad from oregon:

The old haircut Dave would have never started the show with a peanut butter sandwich. Amazing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 9:03pm James:

Hello folks!
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:03pm goodgollymissmollie:

Hello friends
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:03pm MadameLuke:

Hi Hill People!
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:03pm Dan from Albany:

Where's Angel Witch?
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:03pm daveB from before:

Evening Hiilistines & Mr Dave Hill
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:04pm JimmyfromKearny:

Hey Dave? Can I have a peanut butter sandwich?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 1/9/17 9:05pm Ike:

@FA, we have crabs?
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:06pm DebNow:

What did Dave do to his hair??
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 9:06pm Ken From Hyde Park:

The good folks at Wal-Mart got ya covered: www.walmart.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 9:06pm chad from oregon:

I'd love to hear YngMom's take on peanut butter and peanut butter sandwiches. She probably goes for creamy, while YngDave is all about crunchy.
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:06pm DebNow:

FINALLY!! What we came for...Angel Witch!
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:06pm amy:

Hi everyone!
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:06pm Linda Lee:

goodness gracious! hello everyone!! hi Dave!!
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:06pm daveB from before:

You're an Angel Whence?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 9:07pm chad from oregon:

I'd love to be proven wrong.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:07pm DaveHill:

Hey everybody! Thanks for tuning in! You are all very attractive!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 1/9/17 9:07pm JakeGould:

I don’t understand the appeal of crunchy peanut butter? You could just toss gravel in there. Smooth!
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:07pm JeffHQ:

Hello all. May your globes be golden, and your gold globed.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 9:08pm chad from oregon:

We all had haircuts this week too!
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:08pm asheville jon:

Hello everyone!
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:08pm JimmyfromKearny:

Thanks, Dave! You're too kind..
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:08pm Ms. Sim:

Hola, sexy Angel Witches!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 9:08pm chad from oregon:

We wanted it to be a surprise.
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:08pm Rickwaukee:

I'll never hurt you - but then he says it will be the thing he does last? He WILL hurt you. Who's the witch?
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:08pm Linda Lee:

hey Jon!
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:09pm amy:

@dave Right back at ya
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 9:09pm Ken From Hyde Park:

An angel winch would be pretty handy to have around when you need to pull your angel out of the ditch.
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:09pm asheville jon:

Hey Linda Lee, how's it going?
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:09pm Linda Lee:

desperately waiting for spring, jon! you?
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:10pm Ms. Sim:

Wow, A+ gif usage for this track.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 9:10pm chad from oregon:

Smooth peanut butter is just weird... and not the fun kind of weird. More of an awkward kind, really...
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:10pm JimmyfromKearny:

I hate the rain...Irish blood too...go figure?
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:10pm Wade:

Hey everybody! Sorry I'm late, I had a craving for a peanut butter sandwich.
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:10pm Dan from Albany.:

hello JimmyfromKearney, Dave, Danne D, Supermeowy, Brijet, James Fernandez.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:11pm Linda Lee:

what a gorgeous pop song this is. still.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:11pm DaveHill:

What is everybody wearing?
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:11pm Ms. Sim:

WADE! The Snookiest!™
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:11pm JimmyfromKearny:

Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:11pm daveB from before:

Where's Dennis "Perennial First Commenter" D?
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:11pm JimmyfromKearny:

Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 9:11pm Ken From Hyde Park:

I had peanut butter & jelly sandwiches for lunch nearly every day for like seven years straight until I grew tired of them.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:12pm daveB from before:

Tonight is the National Championship of Oreo Eaters!!!
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:12pm dan from alba y:

  Mon. 1/9/17 9:12pm asheville jon:

I'm wearing my most stylish fleece, as it is rather cold this evening.
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:12pm Stephen Radford:

Morning everyone!
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:13pm amy:

Usual. Burqa.
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:13pm JimmyfromKearny:

Hey Dan from Albany...!
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:13pm daveB from before:

too fast for love & 2cold 4 nude
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:13pm DaveHill:

Morning, Stephen!!
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:13pm asheville jon:

Linda, just enjoying the fact that 3" of snow has nearly paralyzed this quaint mountain town.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 1/9/17 9:13pm bobdoesthings:

good evening all
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:13pm DaveHill:

Hey Filthee!
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:14pm moreguinness:

I'm wearing my appetite for mischief like a well tailored suit jacket and some socks
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 9:14pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Wearing layers. Lots of layers.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:14pm Linda Lee:

i'm wearing wool tights, black jeans, 2 pairs of socks, 2 mismatched slippers, a fleece sweatshirt, another fleece sweatshirt, a new silver LL Beane down jacket, a black down vest & a bathrobe. and a ski mask.
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:14pm Scarlet Mooseknuckle:

Testors! great choice Dave! I wonder if those guys were glue sniffers?
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:14pm Shreddy Effing Mercury:

Hello children of the damned!!!!!!!!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 9:14pm James:

Hey Stephen!
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:15pm Dennis D:

  Mon. 1/9/17 9:15pm Wade:

The reverb game is haunting this evening
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:15pm JimmyfromKearny:

Hey Stephen, Amy, Dave B, Ms. Sim, Linda Lee, et. al.
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:15pm Stephen Radford:

Dave doesn't wear hats often. Must be bloody cold in the studio.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:16pm Linda Lee:

hi Jimmy!
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:16pm goodgollymissmollie:

Asheville Jon do I have a fellow NC friend in the house? Whaaat
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:16pm Ms. Sim:

Jimmy (voice of an angel) from Kearney! <3
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:16pm DebNow:

I'm wearing a hoodie. Any Children of the Corn here?
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:16pm JimmyfromKearny:

Hey James..!
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:16pm Stephen Radford:

Hey James! Hey Dave!
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:16pm daveB from before:

Salutations, Jimmy et. al.
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:16pm Ms. Sim:

So where's this hot hot haircut I'm apparently the last person to see?
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:16pm FiltheeAndie:

Hi Dave! :)
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:16pm DebNow:

Where can we see Dave's hair?
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:17pm Danne D:

hey everyone :)
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:17pm DebNow:

  Mon. 1/9/17 9:17pm Supermeowy:

I think everyone is demanding proof of this haircut!!
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:17pm fleep:

  Mon. 1/9/17 9:17pm herb.nyc:

Hi Dave (and all), plz tell YngDave that The Moth will be at Housingworks Bks tomw. Like you, he should get a haircut.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 1/9/17 9:17pm bobdoesthings:

I find my button fly pants tend to undo themselves
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:18pm Shreddy Effing Mercury:

Danne D! Why can't the Devils freakin' win a game?!?!?! Bwwwwwuaaaaahahahahahahaha
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:18pm Wade:

The gang's all here! I feel like Mickey Rourke in "Barfly"; "My friends!"
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:18pm asheville jon:

Linda, a ski mask? Check out my profile pics. Remove that mask, FOR SECURITY REASONS! :)
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:18pm Linda Lee:

where can i see Dave's haircut?
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:19pm Stephen Radford:

MoreGuinness, misread your attire to be "wearing an Applebee's hanky-chief"
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:19pm FiltheeAndie:

I saw his haircut in Philadelphia, it's incredible.
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:20pm JeffHQ:

@Wade: Hi. Bottom's up? Cheers.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 1/9/17 9:20pm bobdoesthings:

periscope the new hair do????
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:20pm Exile:

Hey Dave!
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:20pm daveB from before:

Whoah! Now I'M the pride of SI?! I'll TAKE IT!
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:20pm Shreddy Effing Mercury:

Did you know that you can't use the bath salts that make you eat people's faces in your actual bath??
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:20pm moreguinness:

Stephen...that too
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:20pm Wade:

Hey @JeffHQ!
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:20pm JimmyfromKearny:

Danne Boy!
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:21pm Ms. Sim:

It may not be the reverb you want, but it's the reverb you deserve.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:21pm Gladgirl:

Hey hey er'ybody!
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:22pm Asheville Jon:

5 stars so far
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:22pm moreguinness:

Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:22pm Linda Lee:

indeed i am wearing a ski mask ~ but it's bunched up around my head like a sock, so my face is fully visible to the security cameras.
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:23pm Shreddy Effing Mercury:

I want to go see Phish with nGDave
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:23pm Ms. Sim:

"A Popular Segment", you say? I LOVE THOSE!
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:24pm DebNow:

I'm still here
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:24pm JeffHQ:

Firestoned in Sask and Fiddle.
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:24pm Stephen Radford:

Happy third anniversary Dave! This week back in 2014, Dave touched his first knob at the station!
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:26pm DebNow:

WOW, hope it's been cleaned since then, I'm sure it is. Anyway, congrats, DAVE@@
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:27pm Linda Lee:

looks like the only cheetah in canada is the fugitive cheetah. poor thing!
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:27pm Shreddy Effing Mercury:

Dave, you're not drinking Trooper beer?!?!? WTF?!??!?
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:28pm JeffHQ:

@stephen: ...and mondays have been manic since
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:28pm Dennis D:

playing the show on 2 pc's and it sounds amazing
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:30pm herb.nyc:

A loose cheetah? Yeah baby!
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:30pm Linda Lee:

look out for your pets up there!
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:31pm Shreddy Effing Mercury:

Here's a joke.
Why shouldn't you play poker in the savannah?
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:31pm JeffHQ:

Snark, no bark, Snoopy!
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:31pm Linda Lee:

cos its full of cheetahs
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 9:32pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Cheetahs never win.
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:32pm Wade:

If you do call, dammit James, get on the dump button!
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:33pm Linda Lee:

dearth, not dirt, dear.
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:33pm Danne D:

Fred Dearth
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:33pm JeffHQ:

Autopsy's Dearthatorium
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 9:34pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Please play some dearth metal.
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:35pm Matt in Hillsborough:

i believe it's been 3 years as of this past saturday, dave
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:36pm DebNow:

Thyme goes with mint and oregano...just saying.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 1/9/17 9:36pm Folsom:

I guess DH keeps slipping into the future....
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:37pm Linda Lee:

before turmeric, after tarragon ..
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 9:38pm chad from oregon:

You have the haircut to be the new Regis. There is no limit!
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:38pm MadameLuke:

Phew! I made it home. How many drinks am I behind on?
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:38pm Gladgirl:

YngDave, eye in the sky. He's your morning fly boy, Dave.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:39pm Linda Lee:

where is he? MadameLuke needs a drink!
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:39pm Stephen Radford:

Finding Dave!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 9:39pm Ken From Hyde Park:

I think Ken has allocated like $30k a year to pay the morning DJ.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 1/9/17 9:40pm Folsom:

THe 6-9 show does pay $30k/year.
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:40pm MadameLuke:

How can I make Mac 'n Cheese with no drinks?
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:40pm Slick Goldtooth:

Dave the show is so hot it's burning down kitchens.
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:40pm JeffHQ:

@MadamLuke: Does slipping in the shower count as an ailment?
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:41pm moreguinness:

Urine Trouble
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:41pm Linda Lee:

YngDave has a head cold.
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:41pm Wade:

Happy Anniversary, Dave!
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:41pm BriJet:

Hi! I just woke up from a nap! ahhhhh
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:41pm Shreddy Effing Mercury:

YngDave needs to rip some hot licks right now on his axe!
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:42pm BriJet:

Happy Anniversary Davvvvvyyyyy
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:42pm MadameLuke:

@JeffHQ Yes! The ailment of clumsiness and bad karma!
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:42pm JeffHQ:

Sensory condensation
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 9:42pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Are we talking Queen of England bad cold here?
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:43pm spacecowboy:

here the comedy!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 1/9/17 9:43pm Folsom:

The Phlemmy YngDave needs to play Ace of Spades.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:43pm spacecowboy:

yesssss rim shot !
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 1/9/17 9:44pm Philthy woman:

  Mon. 1/9/17 9:44pm herb.nyc:

Dave said phlegmy. I call my good friend Emma as Phlegma.
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:44pm BriJet:

he sounds awful, poor YngDave :'(
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:44pm DaveHill:

Thanks, Wade!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 1/9/17 9:44pm bobdoesthings:

under the weather wahhhh
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:44pm Ms. Sim:

oh my. I left the room for a minute and came back to YngDave shaming himself with an accent.
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:44pm Shreddy Effing Mercury:

Dave, you think YngDave could play Angel Witch?
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:45pm FiltheeAndie:

wait, there can be only one
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:48pm She-Ra:

  Mon. 1/9/17 9:48pm JeffHQ:

Ribbed for flight
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:48pm Shreddy Effing Mercury:

Today the 1st IPhone was released to the world. in 2007. I told my students that today and thought I was a dork.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 9:49pm James:

YngDave sounding a little off his game
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:50pm Ms. Sim:

I'm still not sure if I should pull the trigger on a smartphone. Kinda seems like a fad.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 1/9/17 9:50pm Folsom:

Didn't Valley Lodge put their first album today?
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:52pm DaveHill:

We did, Folsom?!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 9:53pm chad from oregon:

Ben Gay smells amazing.
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:53pm moreguinness:

wow It's like a Hilliday!!!
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:53pm Rickwaukee:

York Peppermint Booty
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:54pm Shreddy Effing Mercury:

Everyone, who was part of the Backstreet Boys camp and who was with N'Sync?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 1/9/17 9:55pm Folsom:

@DH is it against rules to get YngDave to play "Go"?
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 9:56pm thebackdrifter:

peppermint on the bhole... cures everything!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 1/9/17 9:56pm Folsom:

@DH either that or DH and YngDave playing War Pigs.
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:56pm herb.nyc:

Oh Dave and his gluteal fixation. One marathon, he said "pledge enough $ and you can play with my butt". Cute.
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:57pm Exile:

Hey and me this guy are neighbors. I'm on the ridge in Bay Ridge.
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:58pm Wade:

"Peppermint On The B-Hole" I smell a new Macho Sluts single!
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:59pm cash:

The Supreme Solution: They need 2let u do morning show frm yr apartment, dave..w me ad yr co-host!
  Mon. 1/9/17 9:59pm cash:

Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 1/9/17 10:00pm Ike:

Hello, Sunset Park neighbor who has called in. I also chose this spot partly because of sea level. But mainly tacos.
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:00pm miles:

try throwing to the lady in the helicopter now. I think it it'll work.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:00pm Slick Goldtooth:

Cutty Sark is the only solution to cheap drinkable scotch
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:00pm Stephen Radford:

I started playing Angelwitch on the piano. I'm scared I might break the piano hitting the solo guitar riff.
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:01pm moreguinness:

bourbon beats scotch
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:02pm Wade:

You've got to post a video, Stephen!
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:02pm moreguinness:

where the hell is Dolan?
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:05pm Wade:

That David Bowie Tribute show is coming to town soon, Dave!
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:05pm Wade:

I think Dolan was "Chris"!
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:06pm FiltheeAndie:

A Perfect Circle is going on their first tour in 6 years. If anyone's into that sorta thing.
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:06pm Exile:

I'm with on Megadeth Dave. I'd rather rip my ears out than go to one of their shows.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:06pm Gladgirl:

Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 10:06pm James:

we just heard the sound of dave melting this kids face with that witch taint news
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:06pm Geoffrey:

David Bowie was terrible
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:07pm Matt from Springfield:

A BLOG?! That's heavy.

Hi Dave and Hillistines! Scorch us!
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:07pm David Bowie:

Geoffrey IS terrible
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:07pm Gladgirl:

Jan. 26 Witch Taint
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:07pm Dennis D:

St Vitus is where I first met DAVE HILL
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:07pm Ms. Sim:

Shreddy is an awesome caller. +1 Shreddy!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 10:08pm James:

Jimmy Page birthday is today
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 10:09pm chad from oregon:

The anus talk has no off switch this evening!
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:09pm Matt from Springfield:

  Mon. 1/9/17 10:09pm moreguinness:

Mustaine is a douche but writes a mean guitar part...He's no Dave Hill but honestly who is
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:09pm Helen Copter:

Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:10pm Matt from Springfield:

Cheetah on the loose in Canada?? What did I miss!

@chad: It should NEVER have an off switch!
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:11pm Matt from Springfield:

Entering the 4TH exhilarating year!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 10:11pm chad from oregon:

Until tonight, my anus never knew that it was missing out on peppermint - but now that's all it wants to talk about!
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:13pm Matt from Springfield:

I have numerous aroma essences avail around the home - but in the anus, I think that could dry out or burn.
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:13pm Dave Hill:

*tinkle tinkle tinkle
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 10:13pm James:

NicK Drake while watching the gif of the tool falling on the post is my 2017 moment of the year so far
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 1/9/17 10:13pm Folsom:

DH should have a morning show that is Dave cubed: DH, Yngdave, and Dave Wyndor.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:14pm Matt from Springfield:

FLY!!! :D
Oh dear it's Nick Drake's finest! :D
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:14pm Ms. Sim:

People who shower with Dr. Bronner's peppermint castile are no strangers to minty over-concentration on the essential bits. WHOOO-EEE!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 10:14pm James:

Doc Bronners is the shit!
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:14pm DaveHill:

How does someone else have my name?! The call is coming from inside the house!
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:15pm Matt from Springfield:

@James: Nick foresaw that specific guy's pain when writing this...
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:15pm DaveHill:

I like some of the early Megadeth but not for about 25 years now.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:16pm DaveHill:

Yes, I remember, Dennis D!
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:16pm Ms. Sim:

Holy shit Nick Drake just winked at me and I freaked the fuck out. DID NOT EXPECT.
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:16pm Meryl Streep:

wait, I thought that praising me had become a cliche.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:16pm Matt from Springfield:

@Ms Sim: Over-concentration of scent in sensitive bits? Is that "the human potpourri" I keep hearing about?
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:17pm zed:

Stone cold hot jam rite chyere
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 10:17pm James:

a graveside thumbs up is appropriate
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 1/9/17 10:17pm bobdoesthings:

Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:17pm Matt from Springfield:

@Meryl: I'm so glad Madonna dropped out of "Music of the Heart", it was so much better with you!!! :D
Avatar    Mon. 1/9/17 10:17pm Supermeowy:

Great Call Shreddy!!! I'm trying to find this blog Dave speaks of!
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:18pm Ms. Sim:

@Matt from Springfield: DILUTE! DILUTE! OK!
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:18pm DJ E:

I listened to their latest album, "Dystopia", there are some decent tracks. Nothing life-changing but terrible.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:19pm Matt from Springfield:

@bob: You could kneel and respectfully place a hand on or near the grave - and a pensive look forward, that's always a winner.

(Some might even say...a "dead-winner"! Mwa hahahahaha!...
silence...crickets...werewolf howl...)
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:19pm DJ E:

not terrible* even ignoring the anti-Obama sentiment.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 1/9/17 10:19pm Folsom:

@Ms. Sim The orange Dr. Bronners tea tree is really good, dries out the skin in the winter though.
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:19pm the real Dave Hill:

I'm not really David Howie or Meryl Streep
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:20pm Matt from Springfield:

@Ms Sim: We need a 80% dilution, STAT!! Okay, that's bearable.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:20pm DaveHill:

Who are these Dave Hill imposters tonight?!
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:20pm Danne D:

Hullo again - in a little more settled situation now :)
Avatar    Mon. 1/9/17 10:21pm Supermeowy:

  Mon. 1/9/17 10:21pm the Real David Bowie:

wait , who's David Howie?
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:21pm Matt from Springfield:

Hi Danne!
Settled? Did you finally locate and wrestle down that Canadian cheetah on the loose?? ;)
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:21pm Scarlet Mooseknuckle:

Icy Hot does not make good lube. I speak from experience.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:21pm Danne D:

catching up - looks like I'm never eating a candy cane again.
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:21pm DJ E:

Night of a thousand Daves!
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:22pm Ms. Sim:

I'm Dave Hill, and so is my wife.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:22pm Matt from Springfield:

Good Kevin Morby song here. The Wizard of Oz director also must have foreseen this song and that GIF.
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:23pm Miles:

I was the imposters. sorry. Just having fun
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:23pm FiltheeAndie:

In high school, I once enraged a boy by making fun of No More Mr Nice Guy. That song still cracks me up!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 10:24pm James:

how did you make fun of No More Mr Nice Guy Andie?
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:24pm JeffHQ:

Rude boy!
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:24pm DaveHill:

I like the imposters! I can't figure out how to change my screen name to Danne D!
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:24pm Matt from Springfield:

YES! Old reggae "Tide Is High"!
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:24pm miles:

I'll just do me from now on. hey! tide is high. yay
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:25pm DaveHill:

I can't figure out how to change my screen name to DaveHill
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:25pm DaveHill:

Enraging males is not allowed andie. Punishable by death.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:25pm Imposter:

@Dave: You can just type "Danne D" on the "Name" part of the comment box and it will change! But, you'd have to find Danne's avatar and change that too, otherwise we'll still see yours, like this.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:25pm Danne D:

not big on the imposter thing though tbh
Avatar    Mon. 1/9/17 10:25pm Supermeowy:

If you don't log in you can be who ever you want. But, I still wouldn't advise being Danne D!! NOT ENOUGH KALE!!!
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:25pm Ms. Sim:

Lol danne!
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:26pm filtheeandie:

Oh, I think I just over exaggerated the intro. But he really liked that song, I guess.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:26pm Matt from Springfield:

Vashti!! :)
With a vocal group called "Twice As Much" - the "Baby It's Cold Outside" for the twee-baroque pop 60s!! :D
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 1/9/17 10:27pm The Fake Danne D:

Too hard for me to change my name, go Blackhawks!
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:27pm filtheeandie:

"Me? A nice guy? YEAH RIGHT!"
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:27pm Stephen Kale Radford:

Totally agree Meowy
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:28pm Danne D:

Is that you Hola?
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:28pm the real Meryl Streep:

hey wut the HEY?!
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:29pm Danne D:

btw, clicking on that gato avatar gives a cool effect when the picture get bigger - would make a cool gif
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:29pm YngDave:

'inside that feeble brain there's bound to be a whore/if you dont shut your mouth, your gonna feel the floor! ATTITUDE'
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:29pm Matt from Springfield:

And hey! You played "Walking In The Rain" earlier--this arrangement was kind of like that!
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:30pm Wade:

Dave, did you ever hear Mick Harvey's album of Serge Gainesbourg songs translated to English? You might dig it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 1/9/17 10:30pm The Fake Danne D:

AH, when you change your nickname it hides your real name, so I am forever the fake/real Danne D.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:31pm Matt from Springfield:

It's hard not to worry about any of our esteemed regulars :(
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:32pm Ms. Sim:

OMG DAT DAVE GIF!!! *dies*
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:33pm JeffHQ:

Red Bulloney's Red Carpet Carnival
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 1/9/17 10:33pm Danne D's love child:

OK changed my nickname to a more descriptive name.
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:34pm moreguinness:

Adding all these hot jams to my unofficial Goddamn Spotify Playlist. No idea how to share it with you folks but anyone can add jams if they can find me it's probably under moreguinness
Avatar    Mon. 1/9/17 10:34pm Supermeowy:

Danne D on the phone now. Is his reception better because he's finally eaten some kale and fortified himself?
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:34pm miles:

sometimes the Oscars gets nominated for an Emmy but the opposite NEVER happens
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:35pm Matt from Springfield:

Not owning a car is "street"? More like SIDEWALK! Swiiiiiiiish!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 1/9/17 10:35pm JakeGould:

Oscar’s grab Emmy’s Globes! *rimshot*
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:35pm Deb:

Dave, do you have a bike?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 10:35pm James:

the rx7 was hot!
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:36pm Exile:

Jimmy weren't you going bankrupt? Why are you renting Mazzerati's?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 10:36pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Danne D's main requirement: A suitably large Oreo compartment.
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:36pm DJ E:

I always imagine Danne D in a Cadillac like Burt Reynolds drove.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:36pm Matt from Springfield:

@Jake: Tony and his Grammy disapprove of that!
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:36pm Slick Goldtooth:

Dave, I legit cracked up when that jabroni who tweeted you after you made a Trump related tweet called you "Hollywood "
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:36pm Deb:

Classic choice, Dave.
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:36pm Wade:

I tried to add some jams the other day but it wouldn't let me, Scott.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 1/9/17 10:36pm JakeGould:

That GIF for “The Prizefighter” is making me laugh so hard I hope my medical care covers it!
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:37pm JeffHQ:

Drive it into the swimming pool
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:37pm FiltheeAndie:

Silk City!
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:37pm Matt from Springfield:

Or..."Silk City" is just an Asian restaurant, conjuring up images of silk.
Avatar    Mon. 1/9/17 10:37pm Supermeowy:

I rented a ferrari to drive around a race track for my birthday. I'd go for a Rolls Royce for fancy pants car, though.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 10:37pm James:

Paterson, New Jersey:
America's Silk Cit

he water cascades over rugged cliffs, drops 77 feet, and rushes through the Passaic River Gorge. Paterson, New Jersey was established in the 1790s to utilize the power of these falls. Massive brick mill buildings lined the canals that transformed the power of the falls into energy to drive machines. These mills manufactured many things during the long history of this industrial city--cotton textiles, steam locomotives, Colt revolvers, and aircraft engines. In the late 19th and early 20th centuries, they produced silk fabrics in such quantities that Paterson was known as "Silk City." In 1913, however, the mills stood silent for five months as workers joined in a bitter strike that brought the city national attention.

The suburban house where leaders of the radical Industrial Workers of the World rallied thousands of workers on Sunday afternoons still stands. The elaborate home of one of the mill owners still looks down over the city from its prominent position on the side of Garret Mountain. Many of the mill buildings also survive, mute witnesses to a turbulent history.
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:37pm BriJet:

I want a DeLorean! or a hybrid or something
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:38pm Deb:

"Eat it and beat it" that's their tagline.
Avatar    Mon. 1/9/17 10:38pm Supermeowy:

James - you truly are a god in the researching department.
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:38pm silk city:

Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:38pm Fox (Rā-chul):

My great grandfather had a silk ribbon factory in Fair Lawn right across the river from Paterson. When I was little my gramma used silk ribbon as laces in my shoes, because she wasted nothing.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:39pm FiltheeAndie:

I just remembered, I took a picture of Dave's haircut last night. I'll post it for $10, and a bag of chips.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:39pm Matt from Springfield:

@Meowy: Where can you even rent top of the line sports cars? Special dealerships or someplace?
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:39pm BriJet:

Don't say hell, Danne! Bad Danne!
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:39pm moreguinness:

is that a Cabin Boy Gif? Sexy
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 10:39pm Ken From Hyde Park:

@MfS - That was a good zinger a bit ago.
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:39pm BriJet:

Avatar    Mon. 1/9/17 10:39pm Supermeowy:

I bring the non-sausage. I should add that to my dating profile (if I could be bothered to set one up).
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:40pm Gladgirl:

KISS follow up to Detroit Rock City... SILK CITY!
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:40pm woman caller:

  Mon. 1/9/17 10:40pm Marc15:

The Waterfall of Paterson, NJ, is the place where the Mafia dumped the bodies of the people they murdered
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:40pm Ms. Sim:

Oh my god. Dave is cheating on Jimmy's angel voice with some imposter Kearney voice. LOVE IS DEAD.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:40pm Danne D:

@Marc15 as seen on the Sopranos

Dang the line broke up right before I was starting to sing :(
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 1/9/17 10:40pm Danne D's love child:

OK I can sing some tunes like Jimmy.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:41pm Matt from Springfield:

Thanks to social media, in less than 2 years dating profiles will replace the male/female question with "Sausage: No"
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:41pm Deb:

Non-sausage is a great handle, Supermeowy
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:41pm Stephen Radford:

Finally on the desktop. So I can see all the fancy gif animations.
Seeing Judy Garland being slapped over and over by an apple tree - confirmation that she was loaded.
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:41pm woman caller:

Avatar    Mon. 1/9/17 10:41pm Supermeowy:

@Matt_from_Springfield -- I did the Extreme Experience which takes the fancy cars to different race tracks around the country for people to go a few laps.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 1/9/17 10:41pm Philthy woman:

HA! I've been to silk city, in philthy and my great grandma supposedly worked in the silk industry in Patterson. So I confirm. it is all TRUE. I'd love to hear the silk words from Paraguay again, tonight
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:42pm Matt from Springfield:

@Marc15: Among *other* places..

@Danne: Serves ya right! We already have a singer from Kearny! Take your singing elsewhere!
Avatar    Mon. 1/9/17 10:42pm Supermeowy:

I'm not sure I should call in tonight -- is the world ready to hear my SECOND FOOD POISONING story?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 1/9/17 10:42pm JakeGould:

@Fox (Rā-chul): Cool ribbon memory! Cool grandma!
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:42pm Ms. Sim:

Wait, YngDave has a terrace? Well la-di-dah, mr. fancy real estate!
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:42pm Danne D:

Here - it's even government approved:
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:42pm moreguinness:

Wait Yng has a Terrace...sounds palatial
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 1/9/17 10:42pm Philthy woman:

'can't taste' is certainly an ailment. So I drink - to that.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:42pm amy:

@meowy That goes without saying!
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:43pm Danne D:

In the late 19th and early 20th centuries, they produced silk fabrics in such quantities that Paterson was known as "Silk City."
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:43pm Matt from Springfield:

@Meowy: As long as it involves anus or peppermint, go for it!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 10:43pm Ken From Hyde Park:

"Feeling like dung." There's a new ailment.
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:43pm silk city:

it's an honor just to nominated
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:44pm MadameLuke:

MEOWY what happened??????
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:45pm miles:

ten yrs ago today the iPhone was introduced
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:45pm Matt from Springfield:

The Illuminati are merely one type of cabal, any such secret organization/racket is a cabal.

'Cobol' on the other hand is one the first computer programming languages.
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:45pm Marc15:

Draco Malfoy
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:46pm Matt from Springfield:

Reverb - good call, Dave.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 1/9/17 10:46pm Danne D Old School Eddie Shore:

Man I love changing the nicknames.
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:46pm JeffHQ:

Bon Scott is alive and well on planet 9.
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:46pm Wade:

Call in Meowy!
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:46pm moreguinness:

Draco Malfoy? Sirius? Is he talking about Harry Potter?
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:48pm Orion's Belt:

Look! Look up in the sky
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 1/9/17 10:48pm Philthy woman:

they used the power of gravity and water to power the silk industry- uhuh
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:48pm JeffHQ:

Long way to the top if you want to warp and roll.
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:49pm JeffHQ:

  Mon. 1/9/17 10:49pm Ms. Sim:

I'm stunned to hear a reference from YngDave to the Dogon, a tribe whose art I studied in college. Weeeeirrrd, man.
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:49pm Morris C.:

Dave Hill deserves double-pay for that last yngDave call
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:49pm Gato Prison Blues:

Yes you do love changing nicknames
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:49pm Danne D:

And I'm back :)
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:49pm Matt from Springfield:

Whoa has this guy called before?
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:50pm MoonGrrl:

Full moon this Thursday.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 1/9/17 10:50pm Kabalah Cabal Canal:

All your canal are belong to us.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:50pm MoonGrrl:

Dannnnnnnnnne D
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 1/9/17 10:50pm Folsom:

OK, back harassing Danne D, keeping it real.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 10:51pm James:

but the pope got buried in the worst shoes!
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:51pm Matt from Springfield:

The only bit of Kabbalah I know is "Ein Sof" - endless, infinite - God before creating the universe. It's kind of like a fusion with Sufi Islam and Christian Gnosticism, not surprised it gained traction in medieval Spain.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 10:51pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Ka-bala, the great mystical board game. www.samstoybox.com...
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:51pm Danne D:

Gotta say I didn't expect the Pope to get a stern talking to on tonight's show.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:52pm Four Yorkshiremen:

@James: BURIED in shoes??! Just getting rid of them, burying them with the corpse?! Pah, LUXURY! I burn swatches of pound notes to light my cigars now, but NEVER would I think of burying someone without taking their loafers first!
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:52pm Deb:

I'm back with a new picture.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:53pm Matt from Springfield:

Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:53pm Slick Goldtooth:

Oud is pretty difficult to play
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:53pm Matt from Springfield:

@Danne: Not expecting stuff is the best part :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 1/9/17 10:53pm Folsom:

@Matt either French Horn or double reed hard to play.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:54pm daveB from before:

Hey Dave, please ask mike the most important Staten Island based question, best pizza, Denino's or Lee's
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:54pm Jim S.:

Theremin. Selah.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:55pm Matt from Springfield:

@Folsom: Oh yeah, double reeds would be hard. Not to mention euphonia, sousaphones, or anything you need to wrap around your body.
Avatar    Mon. 1/9/17 10:55pm Supermeowy:

The irony is that kids across the land are neglected on Monday nights because parents are listening to Dave Hill. Should we burst Mike's bubble?
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:55pm Matt from Springfield:

This is "Mike from Staten Island" then? I hope he calls back!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 1/9/17 10:56pm JakeGould:

Best Staten Island pizza comes from Bay Ridge.
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:56pm Wade:

Ha! You nailed it, Meowy!
Avatar    Mon. 1/9/17 10:56pm Supermeowy:

Mike Bochetti is a very cool comic, Matt! Follow him.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 1/9/17 10:56pm JakeGould:

Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 10:57pm James:

Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:57pm Slick Goldtooth:

I love how local pronuciation of pizza and soda, "slice of pi-ser" "sode-er" is at this point a relic of an older generation. I've never met anyone younger than 40 he says it like that.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:57pm Matt from Springfield:

No shit, Meowy! I didn't know this guy was already a glamorous Twitterati comic, interesting!
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:58pm JeffHQ:

We receive you, Greg!!!
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:59pm Matt from Springfield:

@Slick: The Wu Tang Clan has said that Staten Island preserves a lot of old NYC since it's isolated and things don't change as often.
  Mon. 1/9/17 10:59pm JeffHQ:

Rock on Mike
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 10:59pm daveB from before:

thanks for asking my pizza based question dave!!!
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:00pm Slick Goldtooth:

@Matt, I definitely can see that
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:00pm Matt from Springfield:

We make your dreams come true, daveB!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 11:00pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Time for the station ID.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:00pm FiltheeAndie:

Silk City, crawling w sexy spiders
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:01pm Matt from Springfield:

@Andie: Sexy *single* spiders! (Oooh la la!)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 11:01pm James Fernandez:

Lookers in Elizabeth has a diner attached to it
  Mon. 1/9/17 11:02pm JeffHQ:

Silk City Sin Struddle
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:02pm Matt from Springfield:

I want to eat tabouli out of a trough like a pig, while strippers drop their clothing on the floor in front of me.
  Mon. 1/9/17 11:02pm Fitbug:

Silk Igloo City
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:03pm Matt from Springfield:

Thanks Dave, you mercy-killed that call... :)
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:03pm Danne D:

Can you do better M_f_S?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 1/9/17 11:04pm JakeGould:

When I think strippers, I think bowls of tabouleh and hummus.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:04pm Danne D:

@James dropping the strip club knowledge
  Mon. 1/9/17 11:04pm JeffHQ:

How's Rachel?
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:04pm Danne D:

Droopy Dog was in the Walter Lantz group of cartoons like Woody Woodpecker
  Mon. 1/9/17 11:04pm MadameLuke:

Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:05pm Danne D:

Sorry Tex Avery
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 11:05pm James Fernandez:

@danne D, they have a great french toast
  Mon. 1/9/17 11:05pm andrewfromdelray:

when is the hill/barris florida 2k17 tour commencing?
Avatar    Mon. 1/9/17 11:06pm Supermeowy:

Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:06pm Matt from Springfield:

@Danne: No, but I ain't gonna try rapping on the Dave Hill line ;)
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:06pm Danne D:

Ah - in the MGM family for most of his career (Droopy Dog) - I knew he wasn't in the main line of Warner Bros/Hanna Barbera
  Mon. 1/9/17 11:07pm JeffHQ:

Not if it goes out of business like Pork Slope
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 1/9/17 11:07pm bobdoesthings:

hey brijet!
  Mon. 1/9/17 11:07pm MadameLuke:

Yeah BRIJET!!! Represent!
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:07pm Danne D:

@M_f_S um I am official serving you - now you have to go on and rap
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:07pm Danne D:

PS - Yay BriJet :)
  Mon. 1/9/17 11:07pm celebrity imposter:

what IS a best boy? honestly what?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 1/9/17 11:08pm Philthy woman:

silky gravity
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:09pm Matt from Springfield:

Aw shit - I got served! But that means I have to dance on the phone:
"Let's see you dance sucka!..." Ow! Cramp! Cramp! Cramp!
  Mon. 1/9/17 11:09pm Rickwaukee:

my dumb dog knows the diff btwn 'milk' and 'walk'
  Mon. 1/9/17 11:09pm JeffHQ:

I got lost on way back from LA and ended up on a bench.
  Mon. 1/9/17 11:09pm Yngdave:

She's bringing the inverted sausage.
  Mon. 1/9/17 11:10pm Scottish Dog Whisperer:

Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:11pm Matt from Springfield:

@JeffHQ: In Kansas City?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 11:11pm James Fernandez:

can the scottish even whisper anything?
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:12pm FiltheeAndie:

Luci just needs to hear Careless Whisper in a scottish accent
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:12pm Matt from Springfield:

@Andie: "Careless Whisper" on bagpipes! WHY has no one thought of this before!!
  Mon. 1/9/17 11:13pm JeffHQ:

@Matt. 8 days a Creek
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:13pm Danne D:

Damn even I'm ahead of BriJet in terms of the Sopranos and I'm behind everyone on stuff like that
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:13pm StephenRadford:

I wish I could do a convincing Scottish accent. My Uncle would nail it.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:13pm daveB from before:

I have a laugh crush on Bri Jet...
Great giggles
  Mon. 1/9/17 11:14pm moreguinness:

Glad you dug the drawing Greg...thanks for the shout out
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:14pm Matt from Springfield:

@Danne: Spoiler alert: Tony and his family, have dinner!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 11:14pm James Fernandez:

BriJet don't play!
  Mon. 1/9/17 11:15pm JeffHQ:

Will Beacon's Closet accept these silver machine slippers?
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:15pm StephenRadford:

I found a video on youtube. bagpipes Careless whispers. The masked one. - but wait until after the show. ;-)
  Mon. 1/9/17 11:16pm BriJet:

Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:16pm Matt from Springfield:

@Stephen: Not surprised SOMEONE has done it by now :)
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:17pm Danne D:

Glen and X.Ray are the Prides of Kearny along with Jimmy
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:17pm StephenRadford:

Sounded very distinctive. Not a bad cover
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:17pm Danne D:

@M_f_S that's not conclusively proven about Tony and family!
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:18pm Matt from Springfield:

@Danne: True, nothing is certain in a story after the screen goes black :)
  Mon. 1/9/17 11:18pm herb.nyc:

Bad poetry-
Greg Barris,
Lives in "Paris".
Shops at Beacon's Closet for togs,
And gets bitten by dogs.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:18pm Danne D:

in high school my friend was bit in the nuts by a dog on his paper route.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:19pm Danne D:

fortunately for him it was a little dog
  Mon. 1/9/17 11:19pm JeffHQ:

Some poodle left me in the corner of the bar.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:19pm Matt from Springfield:

Oh yeah, you said that before Danne! Was he the one who lost a nut?
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:20pm StephenRadford:

I got bit on the face by my dog, Misty when I was 5, have a cheek scar.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:20pm Danne D:

none of my friends have lost a nut to my knowledge.

I took my friend's word for it though when he said that it left teeth marks
Avatar    Mon. 1/9/17 11:20pm Supermeowy:

Look, for a hot second, I was worried that Luci was gonna bite me in the face in DC, but I think she's just a hyper dog who got wind of the cat hair on my coat.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 1/9/17 11:21pm Philthy woman:

'inverted sausage'
is this bit of inverted history being ignored?
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:21pm Matt from Springfield:

@herb: Glad to have you as the Bad Bard of the show :)

@Meowy: Listen to the Dec 26 episode from his sister's bunker, that Luci sounds like an active dog!
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:22pm Matt from Springfield:

"Flouer o' Scotland" - love it when Jimmy brings this out! :D
Avatar    Mon. 1/9/17 11:23pm Supermeowy:

@M_f_S -- i listened to that episode -- it was great also for Dave's nephew's joke telling skills.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:23pm daveB from before:

I briefly held Luci by the leash and she is one of the strongest dogs ever
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:23pm Danne D:

Forgot to post the info page from the Silk City Diner:
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:24pm Matt from Springfield:

"That DIRTY Clown" of Bensonhurst!!! That's YngDave!!

@Meowy: Also glad to hear those nephew jokes!
  Mon. 1/9/17 11:25pm JeffHQ:

Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:25pm Matt from Springfield:

The Moon is made of crushed velvet! Dave Hill territory!
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:26pm Matt from Springfield:

"Wireless" would be a radio-telephone switch - YngDave's is called a "cordless".
  Mon. 1/9/17 11:27pm JeffHQ:

  Mon. 1/9/17 11:29pm JeffHQ:

  Mon. 1/9/17 11:30pm JeffHQ:

Sciatica from posting graffiti stickers
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:31pm Matt from Springfield:

YngDave's getting off. Have a good night! (Of course it's a good night!)
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:32pm Matt from Springfield:

The same Genital Wart Genius??
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:32pm Matt from Springfield:

"Her, please!"
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 11:33pm chad from oregon:

Dick Wart in the house.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:33pm Matt from Springfield:

GDDHS - The IcyHottest Arthritic Licks from YngDave!
  Mon. 1/9/17 11:33pm JakeGould:

Pretty sure YngDave was referring to the "Fun House" disco. Located in Chelsea, but all of the Brooklyn "guidos" in the 1980s went their. Their logo was a crazy clown. http://www.disco-disco.com/clubs/funhouse.shtml
  Mon. 1/9/17 11:35pm larry:

"Herpes- the love bug"
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:35pm Matt from Springfield:

Auto-Gyro: an automated gyro kiosk, right?
  Mon. 1/9/17 11:35pm JeffHQ:

Whats happening to the house? Condos? CVS?
  Mon. 1/9/17 11:35pm JakeGould:

AutoGyro is a Fleshlight with a gyroscope in it.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:36pm Matt from Springfield:

Ha, he's Maeve's fiance! That was a triumphant episode!
Avatar    Mon. 1/9/17 11:37pm thermoanaero:

doesn't Greg sound like Todd Barry?
  Mon. 1/9/17 11:38pm kill all white people:

white people are all the fucking same and their the reason why the world sucks so much FUCK WHITE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:38pm Matt from Springfield:

*Thee* BriJet! From Newark!
  Mon. 1/9/17 11:38pm JakeGould:

White people suck. Boo!
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:39pm Matt from Springfield:

@Jake: I think it's their whiteness!
  Mon. 1/9/17 11:40pm JakeGould:

I'm slightly more tanned than most white people.
  Mon. 1/9/17 11:40pm BriJet:

Haha that was weird
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:40pm Matt from Springfield:

Pronouncing Seymour as "Seymour" is racist - unless his last name is "Butz".
  Mon. 1/9/17 11:40pm JeffHQ:

Who barks that?
  Mon. 1/9/17 11:41pm JakeGould:

@BriJet: White people like vintage clothes.
  Mon. 1/9/17 11:41pm MadameLuke:

A piece of ass that'll bring tears to your eyes
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 11:42pm Ken From Hyde Park:

My brother asked our grandpa what the S in his middle name stood for. "Seymour," he replied. To this day, I don't know if he was joking with us or not.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:42pm Matt from Springfield:

A Dog, A Frog, A Prog - Gorpagorfagoda
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:42pm Danne D:

I can call back in and rap some more if you folks like
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:43pm Danne D:

just sayin
  Mon. 1/9/17 11:43pm JakeGould:

@DanneD: Please. No.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:43pm Matt from Springfield:

@Ken HP: Why would he be joking, does Seymour not go with the rest of his name?
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:43pm daveB from before:

Good night people . daveB out
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:44pm Fuzzy:

Cross a rooster with a telephone pole...
  Mon. 1/9/17 11:44pm JeffHQ:

(finds change in seat cushions)
  Mon. 1/9/17 11:44pm BriJet:

Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:45pm Matt from Springfield:

Filled a Delphi, eh?
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:45pm DebfromBefore:

Nighty night, all
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:46pm Matt from Springfield:

Just 15 minutes left! Hold On!

Or if not - nighty night departing Hillistines!
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:47pm amy:

@dave You are a celebrity DJ
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:48pm Matt from Springfield:

*Vegan* tea??! You mean it doesn't even have lard in it?!
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:49pm Matt from Springfield:

I don't like and have insecurities, which = "just not my thing".
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:49pm Danne D:

How do they grind up those vegans fine enough to fit them in those little teabags?
  Mon. 1/9/17 11:49pm JeffHQ:

LA is a more lonely existence.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:50pm Matt from Springfield:

Joe Franklin and Uncle Floyd aren't on anymore, we NEED you here in Jersey, FOR Jersey Dave!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 11:50pm Ken From Hyde Park:

@MfS - We considered Seymour a funny name, like Dagwood, Grover or Poindexter.
  Mon. 1/9/17 11:51pm JeffHQ:

Just ask Jena.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:51pm Matt from Springfield:

@Ken HP: I see.

Frat boys/bros are the Asuras, "Titans" or "Anti-gods" of the Buddhist realms.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:52pm Matt from Springfield:

@Danne: Maybe they use a process, they take the vegans and they lipt 'em...
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:52pm Danne D:

Uncle Floyd still performs 300+ nights per year per the FAQ on his website:
  Mon. 1/9/17 11:53pm BriJet:

I am curious about LA. Kinda want to live there some day...
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:53pm amy:

Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 11:53pm James Fernandez:

Go north BriJet!
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:54pm Matt from Springfield:

Is he still? I thought someone commented Uncle Floyd hadn't been making appearances (and of course everything commented here is *completely* true..) If he's still out there, good for him.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 11:55pm chad from oregon:

Yng is really dropping the dung-bombs tonight
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:55pm Matt from Springfield:

Droppin' the YngDung
  Mon. 1/9/17 11:56pm JeffHQ:

Heal those wounds and make peace, all.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:56pm Danne D:

I once heard 6 different Hooters songs on the radio in one drive from NJ to NC
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 11:56pm chad from oregon:

DropYng the Dung
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 11:56pm James Fernandez:

YngDave with a heavy metal farewell
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:57pm Matt from Springfield:

Thanks Jeff! Make peace and then make peas everyone!
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:57pm Danne D:

Thanks for a great show everyone :)
Thanks for taking my calls Dave :)
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:57pm amy:

The Hooters was my first concert. They opened for Loverboy. :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/9/17 11:57pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Enjoy your haircut, Dave. See you next week, Hillies!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 1/9/17 11:57pm Philthy woman:

i love yng dave recalatrant
  Mon. 1/9/17 11:57pm JakeGould:

@DanneD: "Uncle Floyd still performs 300+ nights per year..." That's what she said! Ohhhhhhh!
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:58pm amy:

Night everyone! Great show Dave!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 1/9/17 11:58pm Philthy woman:

scrapple scotch.
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:58pm Matt from Springfield:

All right, good times all the time!
Thanks Dave, Greg, Mike, James, callers and commenters and all and sundry! Have a good night and good week!
  Mon. 1/9/17 11:58pm MadameLuke:

Goodnight people!
Avatar Mon. 1/9/17 11:59pm Matt from Springfield:

And there's Jake's comment as the credits roll! :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Tue. 1/10/17 12:00am James Fernandez:

gnite guys!
  Tue. 1/10/17 12:00am MadameLuke:

Yeah James
Avatar Tue. 1/10/17 12:00am Matt from Springfield:

PERFECT, according to my computer's time! :D
Avatar Tue. 1/10/17 12:02am StephenRadford:

That was fun, but tonight went way too fast! We need GDDHS Extra!
Avatar Tue. 1/10/17 12:03am StephenRadford:

Grab the cat and get your gun... shows over! Night everybody!
Avatar Tue. 1/10/17 12:06am Matt from Springfield:

Yes Stephen! I want to see them after they re-group to the FMU Green Room, drinking absinthe and discussing the finer points of how the show went.
Avatar Tue. 1/10/17 12:36am DaveHill:

Thanks for listening, everybody!!
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