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Options December 14, 2016: Celebrity Sightings 2016: Want the Celeb Names? Subscribe to the SSD Podcast!


Final new show of 2016! Many listeners call in with their celebrity sightings AND encounters! The twist is that the identities of the celebrities are not revealed during the show, but will be in an exclusive podcast to be released on Monday, Dec 19, 2016. It is established that the list does NOT include Dick Van Dyke. Ken relates a controversial Don Henley story and Andy races to Henley's defense with such speed that Ken was thrown off balance. Ken and Andy plan out the curse word they will use on their podcast-only show. Also, Andy suggests hiring a voice over artist to introduce the show, and Ken and Andy bicker over whether the official show announcer should be James Earl Jones, Morgan Freeman, or Urkle. And the Internet confirms that Ken is not a jerk!

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Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/14/16 6:04pm chris:

i subscribed!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/14/16 6:04pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Heck I can do it for free
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/14/16 6:05pm dale:

james earl jones is actually a stutterer and needed his scripts well in advance.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/14/16 6:06pm cory:

wahoo night people!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/14/16 6:06pm Carmichael:

Last show? Are you guys not going to phone it in on the 21st and 28th, like you normally do every week?
  Wed. 12/14/16 6:08pm Fredericks:

If the voice of god doesn't sound like Erkel, who am I listening to?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/14/16 6:09pm dale:

crampus angels.
  Wed. 12/14/16 6:10pm Fredericks:

I'm subscribed; never listen.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/14/16 6:10pm dale:

the andy looks more comfortable to m'lady - ken's hair would make it scratchy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/14/16 6:11pm Nick the Bard:

OK guys, I'm taking notes like crazy tonight, so be patient on the phone lines (like, don't just hang up if it's been like 5 or ten minutes
  Wed. 12/14/16 6:11pm Dean:

Kareem Abdul Jabar
  Wed. 12/14/16 6:11pm Fredericks:

It's Conan O'Brien!
  Wed. 12/14/16 6:13pm Dean:

You can't say dick, but you can say dyke?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/14/16 6:14pm Nick the Bard:

Why not just call him Penis Von Lesbian then?
  Wed. 12/14/16 6:16pm noel:

Is this person tall compared to Andy and Ken so maybe it's Paul Simon
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/14/16 6:17pm melinda:

Nice ornaments!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/14/16 6:19pm common:

just what i was going to say, melinda.
Avatar Wed. 12/14/16 6:20pm Chris M.:

my famous story about meeting Paula Prentiss
  Wed. 12/14/16 6:21pm Dean:

A&M Records. Had to be either Herb Alpert or Jerry Moss, both very very very, etc.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/14/16 6:22pm common:

i walked by lou reed walking a dog my second time in ny. and then jim jarmuche walked by. jarmuche? i dunno.
  Wed. 12/14/16 6:22pm Tommy Jack Haynes:

An FMU DJ ..can't remember who, ran into Bill Murray ,when they let him know they we're an FMU DJ ,he said he loved the station and donated $100 cash
  Wed. 12/14/16 6:23pm Tommy Jack Haynes:

On several occasions people thought I was Jim Jarmusch ..seriously
  Wed. 12/14/16 6:23pm DG:

Saw Lou Reed all the time in NYC, on the Upper West Side, Village, in the Film Forum men's room (didn't recognize him at 1st, as he was kind of sharpei-like). Weirdest was seeing him & Laurie A. at the Merrick LIRR station.
  Wed. 12/14/16 6:23pm cavorting with nudists:

Looking at who has been on A&M Records, I would say it must be Sting, the only one who seems to me to be very very very very very.
  Wed. 12/14/16 6:24pm DG:

Or Cat Stevens? George Harrison was briefly on A&M (well, his label was) so maybe it was him?
  Wed. 12/14/16 6:25pm cavorting with nudists:

I stood behind Lou and Laurie in line at the IFC box office.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/14/16 6:25pm melinda:

I was convinced I saw Ben Stiller in the store where I work, then realized that it was not him. But it felt just as intense as a real celebrity encounter.
Avatar    Wed. 12/14/16 6:27pm Linda Lee:

i once sat down for a drink with David Johansen & committed a faux pas.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/14/16 6:28pm common:

don henley is a dick.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/14/16 6:28pm melinda:

@Linda: what did you do?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/14/16 6:28pm Carmichael:

You beat me to the punch, common ...
  Wed. 12/14/16 6:28pm Dean:

Said "Hi" to Al Lewis (Grandpa on The Munsters) at Universal Studios a gillion years ago. Met Cheap Trick at Tower Records on Sunset. My mom met Dom DeLuise at some event. I had a beer with Peter Brotzmann at Vision Festival in NYC.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/14/16 6:30pm Nick the Bard:

I coudlv'e sworn I saw Hitler at work this morning, but I doubt he'd be wearing a blue windbreaker to buy plastic cups
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/14/16 6:30pm PMD:

Let me just say that I am from NJ
Avatar    Wed. 12/14/16 6:30pm Linda Lee:

tried to be friendly & said to him, your voice sounds terrible. are you sick? he gave me a look that could curdle milk & said : No!
Avatar    Wed. 12/14/16 6:31pm Linda Lee:

whoops! but on the upside, i once said hello to Allen Ginsberg & Peter Orlovsky while carrying a toilet.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/14/16 6:32pm melinda:

Great encounters, Linda!
Avatar    Wed. 12/14/16 6:32pm Linda Lee:

i was on their block in the EV & they got out of a cab as i went by with my toilet. i was doing apartment reno. .. also on the upside, James Chance nearly fell on me once.
  Wed. 12/14/16 6:32pm Dean:

Who was carrying the toilet?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/14/16 6:32pm PMD:

And maybe he wasn't on A&M records
Avatar Wed. 12/14/16 6:33pm Chris M.:

@Nick the Bard: if Hitler could possibly be alive now i would have assumed he would be wearing a blue windbreaker just like Gene Hackman in Cisco Pike.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/14/16 6:33pm dale:

ny senator alphonse d'amato elbowed me really hard on the washington shuttle and never apologized.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/14/16 6:33pm common:

what did he say about philly?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/14/16 6:34pm melinda:

A few years after the Ben Stiller fakeout Tom Wopat visited the store and I sold him a wallet.
  Wed. 12/14/16 6:34pm Dean:

Rik L Rik of F-Word visited the record store where I worked c.1979.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/14/16 6:34pm melinda:

I love hearing celebrity encounter stories.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/14/16 6:34pm common:

tom wopat! that is great, melinda!
Avatar    Wed. 12/14/16 6:36pm Linda Lee:

David Byrne once rammed a friend of mine really hard with his bike, on the sidewalk & Byrne just ignored him & rode off.
  Wed. 12/14/16 6:37pm Andy the painter:

i met (most of) The Fall in the old ukrainian bar verkhovena (sp?)in the east village in '92.....my good friend (definitely not a "cool" rock and roll dude, but a Fall fan nonetheless) complimented mark smith on his historical perspective. smith said "cheers" and handed my friend his half-drunken beer.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/14/16 6:37pm Carmichael:

I met Sal Valentino from the Beau Brummels at a music gallery opening a month or so ago. I also commited a faux pas. He was talking about his first gig ever (which was nearby), and I asked him who they opened for. He gave me a strange look and said, "We were headlining ..." Oops.
  Wed. 12/14/16 6:38pm Dean:

While I was driving home one night from Oakland, stopped at a light, the driver in the car next to me rolled down his window, pointed to me, and said, "Hey, you're Quentin Tarantino!" In fact, I wasn't.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/14/16 6:39pm melinda:

Thanks, common! I actually hated the Dukes of Hazard but he was a big celeb when I was a kid so it was a big deal. I only realized it was him upon seeing the name on the credit card, and then I started grinning from the excitement, couldn't help it. He seemed pleased that I figured out who he was and then winked at me before leaving. Totally cheesy, but great.
Avatar Wed. 12/14/16 6:39pm Chris M.:

holy shit, Dean
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/14/16 6:39pm Ken From Hyde Park:

In the 80s, I was in NYC with a group of friends. We were outside of Trump Tower and Mayor Ed Koch got out of a car. I stepped up and put out my hand and he shook it.
  Wed. 12/14/16 6:39pm Dean:

True story, on both counts. Other driver did say that, and I am not--never was--QT.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/14/16 6:39pm Carmichael:

I'm not sure that's a compliment, Dean.
  Wed. 12/14/16 6:40pm Tommy Jack Haynes:

I hear Koch had big hands
  Wed. 12/14/16 6:40pm Dean:

Believe me, Carmichael, I know. Nor am I blaming the other driver.
  Wed. 12/14/16 6:41pm Tommy Jack Haynes:

I was Quentin Tarantino for a day ,that was enough
  Wed. 12/14/16 6:41pm cavorting with nudists:

A drunk on the street once drooled that I looked like Jerry Lewis. I'm 6'6", blonde, and about as WASPy looking as you can get.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/14/16 6:41pm common:

it's great, melinda! i grew up in w.v. he was a star!
  Wed. 12/14/16 6:43pm Dean:

While strolling Hollywood Blvd. c.1977 with a high school buddy of mine, an approaching pedestrian stopped in front of us, looked my buddy up and down, and said, "Hey, you're Woody Allen." Easy mistake to make.
Avatar    Wed. 12/14/16 6:44pm Linda Lee:

well goodness Dean, which is it? :-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/14/16 6:44pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Search "Why is Ken Freedman such a jerk?" after the first week in January and see how many hits appear.
Avatar    Wed. 12/14/16 6:45pm Heyjoletsgo:

wow popular
Avatar    Wed. 12/14/16 6:45pm Heyjoletsgo:

I didnt know you had a podcast
  Wed. 12/14/16 6:45pm herb.nyc:

Good show. Since Ric Ocasek is mentioned, I have 3 sightings of him.
  Wed. 12/14/16 6:45pm Dean:

Apologies for the dangling participle in that last comment.

Linda, he did sorta look like Woody Allen.
Avatar    Wed. 12/14/16 6:45pm Heyjoletsgo:

Maybe you should remind people why you are asking for celebrity stories
Avatar    Wed. 12/14/16 6:49pm Linda Lee:

Dean, i misread your comment totally! thought you said ** you** were mistaken for Woody Allen. so i was wondering if you look more like Woody Allen or Quentin Tarantino. apologies for speed reading.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/14/16 6:49pm melinda:

I wanna hear about the boozy media person.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/14/16 6:49pm dale:

that weather dude mister g. used to come to dock's restaurant for drinks between the 6 and 10 pm news. he wore a cape and big brimmed hat like a jewish don juan.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/14/16 6:50pm Ken From Hyde Park:

I'm highly certain I saw Ric Ocasek in line at Best Buy one time. I didn't approach him, though.
  Wed. 12/14/16 6:50pm Fredericks:

Ken's bad-mouthing Nate Silver?
Avatar    Wed. 12/14/16 6:50pm Linda Lee:

best girlfriend of mine almost went to bed with Joey Ramone ..
  Wed. 12/14/16 6:50pm Dean:

I was introduced to the late Sandy Pearlman by a mutual friend around the time of the second Clash album, a copy of which I happened to have with me. Pearlman signed it.

Also, I took Richard Meltzer to dinner in Portland shortly after he moved there.
Avatar Wed. 12/14/16 6:51pm Chud:

I'm calling this one as GIlbert Gottfried
Avatar    Wed. 12/14/16 6:51pm Linda Lee:

i saw Lou Reed on the street once .. i was about to say hello but somebody leaned out of a passing car & started screaming at him. so i didn't.
  Wed. 12/14/16 6:51pm cavorting with nudists:

I was on the Manhattan subway in the early 90's. The door opened and there on the platform stood Larry "Bud" Melman.
  Wed. 12/14/16 6:51pm Dean:

Linda: I definitely resemble QT more than WA, but not confusingly so. Kind of angular nose, chin, but otherwise, hard to mix us up.
Avatar Wed. 12/14/16 6:52pm Chud:

538's office strikes me more as a start-up culture, anyone smelling like booze isn't that surprising
Avatar    Wed. 12/14/16 6:52pm Linda Lee:

now i'd really like to see your picture!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/14/16 6:53pm Nick the Bard:

only reason i'm asking where you're from is so ken can make it clearer who's on the air, that's all, it's not like some kind of pyramid scheme thing we're doing here....
  Wed. 12/14/16 6:53pm cavorting with nudists:

Was Andy thinking about what life would be like with Madonna on their lunch date?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/14/16 6:53pm Jeff:

"Chat 'em up"
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/14/16 6:54pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Judy from Croton...mascot Bosco's pal!
Avatar    Wed. 12/14/16 6:55pm Linda Lee:

i was standing outside the garage entrance at Madison Square Garden after a Stones show in 75. the limos all drove out & in one car I saw Mick Jagger drinkin a coca cola! he looked right at me. i was right next to the car. he looked tired.
  Wed. 12/14/16 6:55pm Dean:

Camera shy here. I haven't even bothered to do the family photo my daughter's kindergarten teacher wants for the classroom. Last photo I have, I believe, is a few years old from the few months in my life when I sported mutton chops, a sort of tribute to Lemmy. Nobody confused me with Lemmy, but I sure as hell got a lot more overt respect during those few months than ever before or since. The morning I shaved I scared my kids shitless.
Avatar    Wed. 12/14/16 6:56pm Linda Lee:

oh Dean. i'm sure it's not that bad. muttonchops are quite rad tho.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/14/16 6:58pm dale:

subscribed for some odd reason.
Avatar    Wed. 12/14/16 6:59pm Linda Lee:

maybe i should too.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/14/16 6:59pm dale:

the marker will give your wife toxic shock
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/14/16 6:59pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Click on the podcast link near the top of the page to get 7SD podcasts.
Avatar    Wed. 12/14/16 6:59pm Linda Lee:

do i dare?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/14/16 6:59pm dale:

the bikini kids!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/14/16 7:01pm dale:

we can always delete it later linda
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