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Options September 21, 2016: Speak Up: Goodbye!

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  Wed. 9/21/16 6:03pm Sam:

I love NPR!
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:04pm Sam:

Ok Ken, take some mescaline, and start nibbling those toenails
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/21/16 6:04pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Some feeling of déjà vu here.
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:05pm Rob:

Oy vey. Again?
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:07pm Sam:

There's nothing more annoying than repetition
There's nothing more annoying than repetition
There's nothing more annoying than repetition
There's nothing more annoying than repetition
There's nothing more annoying than repetition
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:07pm Jack:

Kill Me Now.
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:08pm ?:

Again, as this morning -- no, not even as a joke.
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:08pm Sam:

Next time sing "Ennery the 8th I am" for an hour
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:08pm em2c:

Be sure to leave your radio volume up loud when you call -- maximum echo!
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:09pm miles:

this guy must've been a million fan
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:09pm Linda Lee:

thanks for the Billy Joel, Ken & Andy! one of my ten most hated songs.
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:09pm Marcel M:

haha
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:09pm Marcel M:

Ok, first laugh. 9 mins in. Not bad.
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:09pm Webhamster Henry:

Hey! Stay offa 'Enery the 8th!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/21/16 6:09pm Carmichael:

Shit, I am so out of here.
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:09pm Linda Lee:

please stop the echo. dear god. dear god.
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:09pm Listener Julian:

Oh my goodness I love this
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:09pm herb.nyc:

Is Amy Vogel responsible for this episode?
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:09pm Jack:

Y'know, if Kenny G. did this, it would be funny. and annoying, but also funny.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/21/16 6:09pm Carmichael:

And so is my swag for life.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/21/16 6:10pm dale:

please stop the echo. dear god. dear god.
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:10pm Linda Lee:

this is what i'd do to annoy people in third grade.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/21/16 6:10pm dale:

i know you are but what am i?
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:10pm miles:

*this guy must've been a Nilsson fan
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:10pm ldime:

OHH I get it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/21/16 6:10pm Ken From Hyde Park:

For reference, this is a replay of hour two of Ken's show this morning, but Andy's voice wasn't going out.
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:10pm herb.nyc:

"I penis envy the man"
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/21/16 6:11pm Connor:

Judging by this morning's show and today's programme, Ken sure knows how to commit to a bit.
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:11pm Kotyar:

Less thoughtful, nuanced programming like Diane's show, more tripe like this!
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:11pm Linda Lee:

don't i have work to do elsewhere? yes, i do.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/21/16 6:11pm chris:

i think i see the fatal flaw... now the listeners want to kill themselves.
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:11pm A.T.F.:

IT MAKES THIS HORRIBLE SHOW GO TWICE AS FAST...
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:12pm Jack:

KMN! (see above)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/21/16 6:12pm dale:

"....in my mind i'm something your vagina...."
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:13pm Sam:

At least if Ken were translating it into Spanish or Japanese or German, it might be worth something
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:14pm Sam:

So they did this this morning, and now they're re-enacting it live a second time? How cool would that be.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/21/16 6:14pm melinda:

JT was the last thing I expected to hear upon tuning in to SSD.
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:14pm Joshua Fried:

Shades of the old singing group Nancy, as heard on WFMU in the 80s. Headphone-driven performance.
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:15pm Listener Julian:

Nick is there a story behind this bit?
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:15pm miles:

this guy must've been a Jackson c Frank fan
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:16pm Listener Julian:

I LOL'd at "And now... The Eagles"
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:16pm Sam:

This is what Purgatory is like.
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:16pm ?:

please stop this, its terrible
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:16pm miles:

these guys must've been Rickey Nelson fans
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/21/16 6:16pm -Ken:

Wait, the reverb went over the freaking air?!
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:17pm herb.nyc:

Eagles? Don Henley is at Coney Island tonight. I wish Andy were there, and Ken did the show tonight.
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:17pm Listener Julian:

Ken! This is wonderful. I'm sorry I missed it live.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/21/16 6:17pm melinda:

Send in the Clowns, yes!
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:17pm Marcel M:

It fedback two or 3 times
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:17pm Sam:

Are we not supposed to hear andy?
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:17pm Alex:

Uptown Girl by Billy Joel plz
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:18pm Marcel M:

Why dont you impersonate his incessant throat clearing, Ken?
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:18pm aunt buzzy:

brilliant
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:19pm Listener Julian:

Yeah Ken you could be more phlegmy
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:19pm Jack:

Next Marathon, I'm pledging a negative amount. -$75.00
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/21/16 6:19pm -Ken:

I couldn't imiate the throat clearning. I only imitated the laughter.
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:20pm Linda Lee:

what's the big idea, Ken?
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:20pm ScottC:

Breakdownnnnnnn
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:20pm Jack:

and you can have a couple of the T-shirts back. The old ratty ones.
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:21pm Doctor Rembrandt:

Ken - You need to play ONE TOKE OVER THE LINE by Brewer and Shipley
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:21pm Just Some Guy:

I think it's time for some fine, adult John Denver music.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/21/16 6:21pm melinda:

There's nothing like a reference to anal itching against a background of Send in the Clowns.
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:22pm 3dcoyote:

White dude humor
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:22pm Marcel M:

This makes me think of The Simpsons.
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:22pm Doctor Rembrandt:

Oh, not live? :-(
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:22pm Linda Lee:

someone explain the joke to me please. i wanna laugh too!
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:22pm miles:

this guy must've been a Sonny bono fan
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/21/16 6:22pm -Ken:

The reverb didn't go over the air, did it? I was messing around with the reverb unit but I was in cue. Unless you mean me repeating everything Andy said.
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:23pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

This was done this morning
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:23pm Marcel M:

@Ken: It fedback loudly twice, it sounded like what happens when you turn the reverb up too loud.
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:23pm Linda Lee:

i mean repeating what Andy says. i don't get it. am i humor impaired?
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:24pm aunt buzzy:

what's the best prank call the station has gotten, ken and andy?
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:24pm fred:

Sam, yeah we're not supposed to hear Andy...
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:25pm Doctor Rembrandt:

I was out at the start of the show, did anyone explain why there is this repeating? Was it a bet or just a concept?
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:25pm Linda Lee:

oh! we're not supposed to hear Andy? that would be funny!
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:25pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Linda this morning andy's feed was muted so you could only hear Ken
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:25pm Marcel M:

Pretty sure Ken would realize the mistake by now if we are not supposed to hear Andy, guys.
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:26pm lily livered white liberal:

@3dcoyote this show is more proof that we need to kill all white people (or at least the men). surely everybody will get along once white people are dead and gone!
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:26pm Marcel M:

Yooze all keep saying it every two seconds.
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:26pm Vero:

Wow. Just wow.
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:26pm herb.nyc:

I could turn off the stereo, but I can't
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/21/16 6:26pm -Ken:

I was actually hoping that one of you could explain this to ME.
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:27pm Vero:

I agree that it's very Kenny G. except less convinced.
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:27pm Marcel M:

The fatal flaw of the listeners of 7SD is always assuming there is something TO GET.
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:27pm Linda Lee:

Ken: how about "we're not supposed to hear Andy!" :-)
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:27pm Jack:

I'm pretty sure there is a third person repeating everything they say, but you can't hear them cos they're turned down.
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:27pm Doctor Rembrandt:

I've got three broken ribs from a bicycle crash, this unexplained repeating is starting to make them dig into my lung
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:27pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Ken why did you ever agree to this
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:27pm ScottC:

Adults with brown shoes...
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:28pm ScottC:

I mean noses...
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:28pm Fredericks:

Arrived late and I am more than a little confused.
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:28pm tonyb:

are you chewing gum?
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:28pm Sam:

Linda, you're not impaired, it's a very odd type of humor. If it is indeed funny, which I have no idea, it's because it's sooo terrible that it blows your mind. You can't believe that two grown men with plenty of better things to do are actually committing to this. Like, they have enough energy to do this for an hour, but not to think of real ideas. That's pretty hilarious. This whole show is premised on reveling in failure, so it really is part of a long running gag sort of.
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:29pm miles:

this guy must've listened to a lot of the lovin spoonful
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:29pm Jack:

Now that you've explained it, Sam, it's no longer funny.
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:29pm Linda Lee:

as good as any, Sam.
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:30pm Vero:

@ Jack: yes
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/21/16 6:30pm -Ken:

Andy's son told me that this is "anti-comedy."
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:30pm Linda Lee:

now i get it!
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:31pm Doctor Rembrandt:

If you can't pronounce your Rs then it is
"Wectal itch"
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/21/16 6:31pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Thinking of it as audio puppetry helps a bit.
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:31pm Sam:

Sorry I gave away the magicians' secret
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:31pm Marcel M:

Ohhh man... here we go.
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:31pm Vero:

@ Sam: I am interested in how you are explaining how something is funny that you don't find funny.
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:32pm Vero:

OMG WHO IS THIS
Avatar    Wed. 9/21/16 6:32pm maestroso:

This is performance art at its weirdest.
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:32pm Doctor Rembrandt:

Coconut oil causes or cures wectal itch?
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:32pm Linda Lee:

ok, i just Lolled. jesus!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/21/16 6:33pm -Ken:

@Vero, I might be mistaken but I think that having to explain the funniness in something is definitive PROOF of its funniness.
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:33pm Linda Lee:

btw isn't 'Rectal Itch' Dave Hill's theme song?
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:33pm Vero:

HAHA it works! It's the law of repetition!
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:33pm Doctor Rembrandt:

wectify a wectal itch
a wascally wectal itch
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:33pm Vero:

AAAAAAAH I LOVE THIS SHOW
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:35pm Doctor Rembrandt:

Since I got home late and wasn't sure what was going on or why this was happening, I was confused. Now I am laughing
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:35pm Linda Lee:

can't stop laughing now. jesus me.
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:35pm Alex:

uptown girl plz :/
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/21/16 6:35pm melinda:

I think this is funny without any explanation.
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:36pm Vero:

That's because you're a genius Melinda
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:36pm fred:

I love it when Billy Joel Raps Yo~!
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:37pm Vero:

I think this might be the worst Billy Joel song. But I could be wrong.
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:37pm Alex:

Every Billy Joel song is the worst Bill Joel song
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:38pm Linda Lee:

i've been engaged in unfunny activity all day today ~ ergo came into this truly humor impaired.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/21/16 6:38pm melinda:

It's one of them, Vero.
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:38pm Listener Julian:

Wait Ken were you allowed to say that just now???
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:38pm Sam:

Billy Joel's such a name dropper
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:38pm fred:

no the worst is shes got a way about her...

or...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/21/16 6:39pm -Ken:

Julian, no I wasnt. Which is why I didnt say it.
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:40pm Fredericks:

I haven't been as lucky as Doctor Rembrandt:
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:40pm Sam:

Wipe out rectal itch! That's brilliant!
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:40pm Listener Julian:

Exactly.
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:40pm Linda Lee:

it's captain jack, fred.
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:41pm fred:

remember what a rebel BJ was with that Glass Houses record?
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:41pm Marcel M:

Jesus Christ..
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:41pm Vero:

"Please enjoy...more Billy Joel."
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:42pm Linda Lee:

you'd never think the word 'masturbates' can be used gratuitously, but it can be.
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:42pm Fredericks:

Andy sounds like he suffers from acid reflux.
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:42pm Doctor Rembrandt:

Itchabatorium
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:42pm Vero:

Righto, Linda. ditto the word "anus".
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:43pm Linda Lee:

excessive phlegm is the sign of a sluggish constitution.
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:43pm Linda Lee:

Vero: truly.
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:43pm Jack:

yes! Reminds me of Kenny G.'s "Anal Magic"
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:45pm Linda Lee:

'Anal Magic' indeed.
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:46pm ScottC:

I would say it may have been jock itch that had spread but it's.... You know... Andy
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:46pm Doctor Rembrandt:

Speaking of magic, I've heard of The Magic Circle
I guess it has nothing to do with the Anal Ring or does it??
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:46pm herb.nyc:

Get rid of anal itching? Simple. Amputate the anus!
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:47pm Sam:

Wait, I thought it was Ken who had the itching. I'm so confused!
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:49pm fred:

Ken have you tried Blue Star Ointment? All the ball players use it...
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:49pm TehBadDr:

Hey! Sever anal itching is no laughing matter!.. heh, yes it is! Hilarious show "gentlemen".
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:50pm Listener Julian:

I just LOL'd at "Speak Up Goodbye!"
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:50pm Dave Z.:

Worst show ever - Surprised at you Ken, this is beyond uncool. BYE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:51pm bd:

Geeezus. Can somebody explain what the concept is? I've listened to a
Lot of indecipherable nonsense in my 30 years listening but this tops it all.
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:51pm mary:

wow, it really got funny.
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:52pm Marcel M:

Bd, call in and ask. But speak up!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/21/16 6:52pm JakeGould:

Ken! BEST SHOW EVER!

Completely explains this morning’s mishegas!
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:52pm Marcel M:

Speak up goodbye really turned things around.
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:52pm TehBadDr:

Mary, anal itch is always funny, until you have it, speak up!
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:53pm Listener Julian:

Can we play speak up goodbye at the end of the show??
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:53pm gerg:

If I could imagine Andy getting up early enough to be in studio with Ken for his show this morning this would make a lil more sense
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:53pm Fredericks:

I've got a beer in the fridge but I think it's too late for this to make me laugh.
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:53pm ScottC:

There's no call for this show...
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:54pm gerg:

Love this ep but REALLY loving how angry it's making people hahahaha
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/21/16 6:54pm JakeGould:

@Sam:

Q: There’s nothing more annoying than repetition?
A: That’s what she said!

Q: There’s nothing more annoying than repetition?
A: That’s what she said!

Q: There’s nothing more annoying than repetition?
A: That’s what she said!

Q: There’s nothing more annoying than repetition?
A: That’s what she said!

Q: There’s nothing more annoying than repetition?
A: That’s what she said!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/21/16 6:54pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Speak up, goodbye should be the new way to mess with telemarketers.
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:54pm Marcel M:

hahah oh man... They got Jewish Horror in the evening instead of JM in the AM
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:55pm TehBadDr:

Long live Ken and his anal itch!
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:56pm ScottC:

What a challenging, defiant, piece of crap this show has been...
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:56pm Marcel M:

I gotta say it ended up prettyyy prettyyyy funny! Thanks guys!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/21/16 6:56pm JakeGould:

Ken! Ken! Ken! Ken! Ken! Ken! Ken! Ken! Ken! Ken! Ken! Ken! Ken! Ken! Ken! Ken! So! Good! So! Good! So! Good! So! Good! So! Good! So! Good! So! Good! So! Good! So! Good! So! Good! So! Good!
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:56pm Doctor Rembrandt:

Hello goodbye, see you next week.
Have a good week and no anal itch!
  Wed. 9/21/16 6:57pm Sam:

I can't believe I listened to this whole fucking thing!! What the hell is wrong with me? I was supposed to leave an hour ago to go to my friend's house, he's waiting for me, and I'm listening to this crap! Oh my. Feeling pretty low.
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:57pm Doctor Rembrandt:

Suicidal Tendencies - Institutionalized. GREAT
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:57pm Doctor Rembrandt:

All I wanted was a Pepsi
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/21/16 6:57pm Ken From Hyde Park:

And she wouldn't give it to me!
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:58pm Marcel M:

Hahha.. what an ending.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/21/16 6:58pm melinda:

Great show! @Marcel: good alternate show title.
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:58pm Doctor Rembrandt:

I forgot about that song

Thanks for playing it Ken!! Good memories
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:58pm Marcel M:

@melinda: JH in the Evening!
Avatar Wed. 9/21/16 6:59pm Listener Julian:

Ken this was truly great
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/21/16 7:00pm dale:

suicidal tendencies! suicidal tendencies!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/21/16 7:00pm melinda:

Now I have to listen to this morning's show.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/21/16 7:00pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Andy and/or Ken have been out of town a lot, so they're coming up with bits like this to accommodate the situation.
  Wed. 9/21/16 7:01pm bd:

Ok. Now can somebody explain the gag? I tuned in late
  Wed. 9/21/16 7:02pm Sam:

Seriously though, great show. Can't get enough of all of your absurd shenanigans.
  Wed. 9/21/16 7:03pm Sam:

The musical selections were perfect also
Avatar Swag For Life Member Thu. 9/22/16 12:12pm Lizardner Dave:

I think "Speak Up Goodbye" should be the new name of Seven Second Delay, or at least should be the episode title for this show
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