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Options September 12, 2016: MORTIMER!

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Artist Track Album Label Year Comments Approx. start time
Dennis Oppenheim  (Part 1)   Options Theme For a Major Hit  Slowscan  1974     
Niels Mestre  Lever d'un Nouveau Jour   Options V/a, SSS Vol. 1: Dive Bomb Guitar Shred  Jam Club      0:09:57 ()
Kelley Stoltz  Seagulls Singing Hari Hara   Options The Scuzzy Inputs Of... Willie Weird        0:12:47 ()
Seagulls Screaming Kiss Her Kiss Her  Double Life   Options 17  Trattoria  1998    0:14:29 ()
Oneida  Sheets of Easter   Options Each One, Teach One  Version City  2002  ultimate 9/11 hymn  0:19:36 ()
Tim Buckley  Danang   Options The Dream Belongs To Me (Rare And Unreleased Recordings 1968 / 1973)  Manifesto  1968  live  0:33:47 ()
The Louvin Brothers  I Don't Believe You've Met My Baby   Options V/a, The Country's Best  Capitol      0:40:09 ()
 
Unkie Dunkie the Boloney Slicer  Side 1 (excerpt)   Options Mortimer        0:49:22 ()
Del Close & John Brent  The Loose Wig   Options How to Speak Hip    1960    1:07:29 ()
Pino Donaggio  John's Theme (Love Scene)   Options sdtk, "Don't Look Now"  Enterprise  1974    1:10:13 ()
Popol Vuh  Aguirre I   Options sdtk, Aguirre Wrath of God        1:14:27 ()
Luboš Fišer  The Magic Yard / Talk With Grandmother / The Letter   Options sdtk, "Valerie and Her Week of Wonders"  Finders Keepers  1973    1:20:53 ()
Sun Ra and his Myth Science Solar Arkestra  Space Loneliness #2   Options Nidhamu + Dark Myth Equation Visitation  Art Yard  1971    1:30:27 ()
 
Jim O'Rourke  Prelude to 110 or 220 / Women of the World   Options Eureka  Drag City  1999  cover: Ivor Cutler  1:53:45 ()
Nathan Bowles  Words Spoken Aloud   Options Whole & Cloven  Paradise of Bachelors      2:01:37 ()
Ian Boddy  Corridors   Options Options    1982    2:07:40 ()
Forma  Maxwell's Demon   Options Physicalist  Kranky      2:12:23 ()
Lee Scratch Perry  Psycho Dread (Clean version)   Options Must Be Free  Megawave      2:19:01 ()
The Veldt  It Breaks My Heart   Options Broken Hearts Broken Sounds    2015    2:24:56 ()
Rat Rios  Eyes Without a Face   Options V/a, Where Is Tomorrow?: Vanity Case Reality Tunnel Volume Three  Vanity Case      2:29:25 ()
Angel Olsen  Intern   Options My Woman  Jagjaguwar      2:34:31 ()
Judy Henske & Jerry Yester  Three Ravens   Options Farewell Aldebaran  Omnivore Recordings  1969    2:37:13 ()
Hank Williams  I Can't Help It (If I'm Still In Love With You)   Options Greatest Hits  MGM      2:40:37 ()
 
Holy Toy  Fresh News-Larve   Options Panzer and Rabbits    1984    2:46:39 ()
De la Soul  Pain (feat. Snoop Dogg)   Options and the Anonymous Nobody  Kobalt      2:52:13 ()
Radionics Radio  The Magician's Apprentice   Options Radiophonics Radio: An Album of Musical Radionic Thought Frequencies  Sub Rosa      2:55:38 ()

Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 9/12/16 2:58pm Cecile:

Scott!
  Mon. 9/12/16 3:01pm melinda:

Hello!
Avatar    Mon. 9/12/16 3:02pm V Priceless:

what Cecile said!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 9/12/16 3:02pm Scott Williams:

Friends! Hello!
  Mon. 9/12/16 3:02pm Curt:

What V Priceless said!
  Mon. 9/12/16 3:03pm Polyus:

Scott is what makes me do it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 9/12/16 3:03pm Scott Williams:

Go look what Z5 Greg made for me: wfmu.org...
Avatar Mon. 9/12/16 3:03pm geezerette:

Hi Scott!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 9/12/16 3:03pm Michael 98145:

what is it, chillun?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 9/12/16 3:03pm JP from KC:

What Curt said that V Priceless said that Cecile said!
  Mon. 9/12/16 3:04pm melinda:

This is weird and good.
  Mon. 9/12/16 3:04pm Curt:

My head is spinning
  Mon. 9/12/16 3:04pm khd:

i think this is the song Andy Breckman hears everytime he tunes into WFMU
  Mon. 9/12/16 3:06pm nightjeans:

I heard another track by this guy on FMU last week. Was it on your show Scott? All I found out on Wiki is that he's been a very important visual artist since the 60s. Nothing about his music...
  Mon. 9/12/16 3:06pm JakeGould:

Hey!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 9/12/16 3:07pm Guido from Cologne:

Hi Scott!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 9/12/16 3:08pm Guido from Cologne:

Nice logo/animation
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 9/12/16 3:09pm DreamCricket:

doo doo doo dee dooo!!!
Avatar    Mon. 9/12/16 3:10pm Rev. Turnip Druid:

YOU.
Avatar    Mon. 9/12/16 3:10pm Rev. Turnip Druid:

a rare treat, get to hear thee in live-time. ... it's very.. it's very REAL. Somehow.
  Mon. 9/12/16 3:11pm melinda:

@nightjeans: his name seemed familiar but I didn't associate it with music. Maybe that's why.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 9/12/16 3:12pm Scott Williams:

He's the Papa of Chandra, of "Subways" and "Kate" fame
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 9/12/16 3:13pm Scott Williams:

the right good Rev in Real Time!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 9/12/16 3:14pm Michael 98145:

hmm : en.wikipedia.org...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 9/12/16 3:18pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Cool GIF on your playlist home page, Scott. When someone invents animated T-shirt appliques, that will be a real hit. Greg will be able to move up to Zone 4 then (or Zone 6...which is better?).
Avatar    Mon. 9/12/16 3:20pm V Priceless:

there's a band named after an XTC song? I guess so...
  Mon. 9/12/16 3:21pm Polyus:

There used to be a band in my town called Whiskey Screaming Drink Me Drink Me!
Avatar    Mon. 9/12/16 3:21pm Chris from DC:

You got to look into the light.
  Mon. 9/12/16 3:23pm khd:

light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 9/12/16 3:23pm Michael 98145:

"that whiskey won't drink itself"
Avatar    Mon. 9/12/16 3:23pm Rev. Turnip Druid:

so very pre-clicked, this.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 9/12/16 3:25pm fred:

One of my fave Oneida song to see live. I remember an epic show where the keyboard stand was slowly going lower. Bobby went down with it, never stopping
  Mon. 9/12/16 3:25pm nightjeans:

ok I found an explanation of how that Dennis Oppenheim thing came to be: hyperallergic.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 9/12/16 3:28pm northguineahills:

Hi=ow did I miss this Oneida track!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 9/12/16 3:28pm Michael 98145:

whoa, thank you, nightjeans
Avatar    Mon. 9/12/16 3:30pm V Priceless:

french fries or rent strike?
Avatar    Mon. 9/12/16 3:32pm sweeks:

man I love this Oneida track
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 9/12/16 3:32pm Cecile:

hi, fred! all!

That sounds like a show to be treasured!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 9/12/16 3:33pm Michael 98145:

( someday i'm sure we'll hear the entire 2-hour recording by DO )
Avatar    Mon. 9/12/16 3:34pm Rev. Turnip Druid:

crawling thru a monday following a 3-day sleep-deprived weekend. .. This is working on levels that should not be possible.
  Mon. 9/12/16 3:35pm bloopy:

Hey scott!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 9/12/16 3:35pm DreamCricket:

Thank you. Scott!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 9/12/16 3:35pm Michael 98145:

this must be the longer wash-cycle
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 9/12/16 3:36pm annie:

it's a buckley day, yo!
Avatar    Mon. 9/12/16 3:48pm Mike Lupica:

I was beckoned here by Sheets of Easter. It's like I have a built-in Google alert that compels me to show up any time that song is played. Hi Scott!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 9/12/16 3:50pm listener james from westwood:

Holy crap, that GIF is mesmerizing. Smashing work!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 9/12/16 3:51pm Scott Williams:

LUPICA! And then I drove you away with Unkie Dunkie...
Avatar    Mon. 9/12/16 3:52pm Chris from DC:

Oh dear god.
  Mon. 9/12/16 3:52pm JakeGould:

Boloney? BALONEY!
  Mon. 9/12/16 3:53pm Ike:

Hi everybody! Hi Lupica! Are you still on the schedule on WPRB?

Also, Carol's show was excellent this morning from what I heard, so everybody check that out.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 9/12/16 3:53pm Cecile:

WOW. Are you sure this isn't Neil Hamburger?
Avatar    Mon. 9/12/16 3:55pm Rich in Washington:

His cadence is so horrible, I cannot even follow what he's saying.
I've always liked to think there's a horrific mafia story behind this record's release.
  Mon. 9/12/16 3:55pm nightjeans:

this is amazing
  Mon. 9/12/16 3:55pm JakeGould:

Make it stop.
Avatar Mon. 9/12/16 3:56pm geezerette:

sounds like Jimmy Durante! What a weird little corner of show biz.
  Mon. 9/12/16 3:56pm Polyus:

I am laughing like that one lady in the background.
  Mon. 9/12/16 3:57pm nightjeans:

that laugh track is like a 2 second tape loop
Avatar    Mon. 9/12/16 3:58pm Rich in Washington:

I wonder if he sounds somewhat normal if you time compress this recording?
Avatar    Mon. 9/12/16 3:58pm Rev. Turnip Druid:

the snare/hat totally makes it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 9/12/16 3:58pm Scott Williams:

Hey James! Yes, Greg does amazing stuff - check out more of his handiwork on playlists for Joe McG, Daddy Garbage, and Stashu
Avatar    Mon. 9/12/16 3:59pm Mike Lupica:

I'm definitely going to start thinking in this voice.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 9/12/16 3:59pm Marshall Stacks:

I prefer the instrumental version.
Avatar    Mon. 9/12/16 3:59pm Chris from DC:

Incredible timing.
Avatar    Mon. 9/12/16 4:01pm Roberto:

Phew, I was worried it was over.
Avatar    Mon. 9/12/16 4:01pm Rich in Washington:

It looks like he's trademarked his Unkie Dunkie logo.
Avatar    Mon. 9/12/16 4:01pm V Priceless:

my bologna has a first name...and it's not Unkie : )
  Mon. 9/12/16 4:02pm JakeGould:

Who did this guy pay off or murder to get this recorded? I mean those folks on the number 11 bus are jerks but come on!
Avatar    Mon. 9/12/16 4:02pm Rich in Washington:

He filed it in 1981 tmsearch.uspto.gov...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 9/12/16 4:03pm Marshall Stacks:

I used to take the #11 bus all the time, but I'm sure I would have remembered Unkie Dunkie, or Mortimer for that matter.
Avatar Mon. 9/12/16 4:05pm Yvang:

He's the Shaggs of comedy.
Avatar    Mon. 9/12/16 4:05pm Roberto:

It's funny because it's true!
Avatar    Mon. 9/12/16 4:05pm Rich in Washington:

my theory is that someone convinced him that he's a funny guy (like that scene in Goodfellas) and they also talking him into putting out a record. But he couldn't read his own material. I know people that are really articulate speakers but when they write it down, they read it like a lobotomy patient.
Plus, some mafia thing to make it more interesting.
Avatar Mon. 9/12/16 4:05pm foofs:

So this is that Lenny Bruce I keep hearing about? Nice.
Avatar Mon. 9/12/16 4:05pm geezerette:

soit-tin-lee auh!
  Mon. 9/12/16 4:06pm JakeGould:

This guy doesn't like butts?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 9/12/16 4:07pm Scott Williams:

I CAN'T GET OUT!!!
Avatar Mon. 9/12/16 4:08pm geezerette:

Burlesque. If we were as drunk as this audience...
Avatar    Mon. 9/12/16 4:08pm V Priceless:

do we know if he's self-snare-drumming?
Avatar    Mon. 9/12/16 4:08pm Rich in Washington:

US Patent office says he died in 1989.
This record makes me wonder if it wasn't much earlier.
Avatar    Mon. 9/12/16 4:08pm Rev. Turnip Druid:

IN THIS ROUTINE I SHALL BUILD MY KINGDOM.
  Mon. 9/12/16 4:08pm JakeGould:

Da flawr kneads mahppung!
Avatar    Mon. 9/12/16 4:08pm Roberto:

Ride it out, Scott.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 9/12/16 4:08pm DreamCricket:

I LOVE UNKIE DUNKIE
Avatar    Mon. 9/12/16 4:08pm Chris from DC:

He's a butcher in more ways than one.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 9/12/16 4:08pm timurf:

more MORE!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 9/12/16 4:09pm Marshall Stacks:

"He was a butcher."

Yes, he certainly was.
Avatar Mon. 9/12/16 4:09pm geezerette:

don't stop! don't stop!
Avatar    Mon. 9/12/16 4:09pm Rev. Turnip Druid:

UNKIE DUNKIE for PREZZIE in 2016.
Avatar    Mon. 9/12/16 4:09pm V Priceless:

gimmie 5 poundzah
Avatar    Mon. 9/12/16 4:09pm Rich in Washington:

Unkie Dunkie is my ShorDurPerSav.
  Mon. 9/12/16 4:09pm JakeGould:

He veered so close to anti-Semitism I could smell it.
Avatar Mon. 9/12/16 4:10pm geezerette:

that's, like, NUTTY!
Avatar Mon. 9/12/16 4:10pm geezerette:

Boooge-WAH!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 9/12/16 4:11pm Scott Williams:

@JakeGould, "veered" "close"?
Avatar    Mon. 9/12/16 4:11pm V Priceless:

I wanna say that Unkie was great, 'cause when I die and go to Hell I don't want that to be playing on an eternal loop
  Mon. 9/12/16 4:12pm JakeGould:

@Scott: I think I could accept his POV as being ignorant and harmless. I was more concerned about his inability to shut up.
  Mon. 9/12/16 4:13pm JW McCormack:

Ack, death dwarf entrance music! Always so haunting from the first note...
Avatar    Mon. 9/12/16 4:16pm Chris from DC:

Really need this after Unkie.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 9/12/16 4:17pm Scott Williams:

@Chris from DC, me too!
  Mon. 9/12/16 4:18pm JakeGould:

I am never eating boloney ever.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 9/12/16 4:19pm Scott Williams:

@JakeGould, me neither!
  Mon. 9/12/16 4:19pm Polyus:

Is it bad that I laughed out loud
a couple of times?
  Mon. 9/12/16 4:19pm Polyus:

or loud a
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 9/12/16 4:20pm Cecile:

I actually have an 8 pound chub of baloney in my freezer my father in law gave me. I'm going to have to talk to a butcher about breaking it down for me.
  Mon. 9/12/16 4:20pm nightjeans:

i think his timing was unironically funny, and the comedy itself was ironically funny. Mixed together cognitive dissonance made the whole thing even more hilarious...for me
Avatar    Mon. 9/12/16 4:23pm Rich in Washington:

Patton Oswalt was tweeting about bad comics once, and I posted it on his feed & he expressed amazement & bewilderment at it, retweeted it.
That's my one minor brush with celebrity greatness.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 9/12/16 4:30pm Carmichael:

Heya Scotty boy and listers. Can't believe I missed half the show. Or I get to hear half the show.
  Mon. 9/12/16 4:30pm nightjeans:

I now have to see this movie "Valerie and her Week of Wonders". Thanks Scott!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 9/12/16 4:31pm Scott Williams:

@nightjeans, yes, do! it's really beautiful
Avatar Mon. 9/12/16 4:36pm geezerette:

Loving this. Sun Ra.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 9/12/16 4:40pm pinholga:

Valerie is on Hulu. We watched it a couple weeks ago.
Avatar    Mon. 9/12/16 4:43pm Chris from DC:

Nooooooooooooo
  Mon. 9/12/16 4:44pm JakeGould:

Screw this deli putz!
  Mon. 9/12/16 4:45pm JakeGould:

I bet he put his thumbs on the scale.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 9/12/16 4:45pm Michael 98145:

i ask you, where else can you hear this stuff ??
Avatar Mon. 9/12/16 4:46pm geezerette:

Can't understand a word! Just that clueless cadence!
  Mon. 9/12/16 4:47pm melinda:

Sounds better with the background music.
Avatar Mon. 9/12/16 4:47pm geezerette:

definitely!
Avatar    Mon. 9/12/16 4:48pm Chris from DC:

That was just side one. Think about that for a moment.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 9/12/16 4:50pm Cecile:

YES
  Mon. 9/12/16 4:51pm melinda:

I think I heard that Donald Sutherland was really embarrassed by the scene, or at least had great difficulty acting it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 9/12/16 4:52pm Michael 98145:

steamy: www.dailymail.co.uk...
  Mon. 9/12/16 4:54pm melinda:

I'll have to check out that link when I get home and off the mobile device.
Avatar    Mon. 9/12/16 5:00pm Rev. Turnip Druid:

SPEAKING OF BALONEY:
7th grade military school prank: I got my squad a giant log of Lebanon balogna; we all chowed on it right before assembly/inspection: Battalion commander strolls threateningly in front of the cadets, barking out questions to which one must shout YES SIR! ... etc... He got to our squad and was fekkin' blown away by the rank sausage breath from everyone.
Avatar    Mon. 9/12/16 5:01pm Rev. Turnip Druid:

... it was my finest hour.
  Mon. 9/12/16 5:02pm Geoff in Bolton:

Love this Jim O'Rourke tune!
  Mon. 9/12/16 5:03pm melinda:

I'm liking this too
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 9/12/16 5:09pm Andrew Waterloo:

I don't know if anyone posted this before but here are some facts about Baloney and Newfoundland www.cbc.ca...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 9/12/16 5:11pm Parq:

Andrew W, I love how they included the 1979 release of Weird Al's "My Bologna" in the infographic.
  Mon. 9/12/16 5:12pm melinda:

Mr. Boddy
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 9/12/16 5:13pm Andrew Waterloo:

Weird Al has always been unofficially Canadian for some reason.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 9/12/16 5:18pm Matt from Springfield in Argentina:

Nice grooves in this! Very Krauty!
Hi Scott and everyone !
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 9/12/16 5:19pm Scott Williams:

Hello, Matt FS!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 9/12/16 5:27pm Matt from Springfield in Argentina:

Awesome new playlist pic, thanks Greg!

And Unkie Dunkie?? Wow, seems I missed something...epic, of sorts. Must review.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 9/12/16 5:28pm Michael 98145:

Great show as always, DJ Scott
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 9/12/16 5:30pm Scott Williams:

Thanks, Michael 98145!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 9/12/16 5:30pm DreamCricket:

It breaks my heart... ohhhhhhhh
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 9/12/16 5:32pm Michael 98145:

i love this song
Avatar Mon. 9/12/16 5:32pm Zepelim:

Awesome set! :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 9/12/16 5:35pm Matt from Springfield in Argentina:

LIKE LIKE LIKE!!! She 4ADized a classic! And I bet you thought it couldn't be 4ADized, didn't you?!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 9/12/16 5:35pm Scott Williams:

Danke, Zepelim!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 9/12/16 5:41pm Matt from Springfield in Argentina:

Judy Henske :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 9/12/16 5:41pm Michael 98145:

* i still recall when we left Aldebaran for Orion's Belt *
Avatar Mon. 9/12/16 5:42pm TDK60:

Any show with Oneida and Tim Buckley in it has to be cool.
Avatar    Mon. 9/12/16 5:42pm sweeks:

Damn Scott. Great show today
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 9/12/16 5:43pm Scott Williams:

Thanks TDK60 and sweeks! (nice avatar!)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 9/12/16 5:44pm Matt from Springfield in Argentina:

@TDK Doubly so with the Sr. Hank added to it!
Avatar Mon. 9/12/16 5:44pm geezerette:

Haink! :)
Incredible show Scott!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 9/12/16 5:48pm Cecile:

YES!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 9/12/16 5:49pm Michael 98145:

the FMU accu-mind searches the web for you : www.youtube.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 9/12/16 5:50pm Scott Williams:

Thanks geezerette!
Avatar    Mon. 9/12/16 5:53pm sweeks:

That video gets me every time. Anita is so cute :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 9/12/16 5:56pm Scott Williams:

thanks for sticking with me today, everyone! Have a great week, see you next one
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 9/12/16 5:56pm Matt from Springfield in Argentina:

De la Soul at their creative peak! And even with Snoop Dogg?! Excellent stuff!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 9/12/16 5:56pm Michael 98145:

* now cash's the only motivation *
Avatar    Mon. 9/12/16 5:57pm Rev. Turnip Druid:

lovely yay.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 9/12/16 5:58pm Matt from Springfield in Argentina:

This was another awesome show, Scott! Thanks for sending it our way :)

Have a good evening, everyone!
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