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Options May 25, 2016: Fifteen Shows in Sixty Minutes!

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Avatar    Wed. 5/25/16 6:02pm JP from KC:

Can't wait for the many, many shows you've go in store for us today, guys!
Avatar    Wed. 5/25/16 6:03pm Listener Julian:

Ken what did you do to Dr. Gameshow??
Avatar    Wed. 5/25/16 6:03pm Listener Julian:

Listener uprising! We demand answers.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:04pm Cliff:

JP, you're assuming people will actually call in with show ideas (FATAL FLAW)
Avatar    Wed. 5/25/16 6:04pm JP from KC:

Good point, Cliff. Should we generate some ideas here in the comments section, just in case?
Avatar    Wed. 5/25/16 6:05pm Okasa:

Listener Okasa checking in.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/25/16 6:05pm dale:

can't andy install a mobile masturbator in his car?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:06pm Cliff:

Unfortunately neither Ken nor Andy ever reads the comments during the show.
Avatar    Wed. 5/25/16 6:07pm JP from KC:

Sweep the leg, Johnny. SWEEP THE LEG!
Avatar    Wed. 5/25/16 6:07pm Okasa:

WORK. STOP DRINKING!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:07pm Cliff:

But if we keep posting lots of good ideas, maybe we'll get Nick the Bard riled up enough to tell us to call them in. That kept happening during the interview with the music plagiarism author.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:08pm Cliff:

NO. STOP WORK. DRINK! SMOKE DIPPERS!
  Wed. 5/25/16 6:10pm Fredericks:

Andy=Trump; Ken=Clinton.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:10pm Cliff:

Andy Breckman did a good job last week doing a passable impression of Andy Breckman.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:11pm Nick the Bard:

Yeh, get me all riled up, when I'm trying to get people to CALL into a CALL IN SHOW. What a strange concept that is. A show on the radio that takes phone calls, and people call in and talk on the phone with ideas. SHOCKING.
Avatar    Wed. 5/25/16 6:11pm cosmic matrix:

i thought ken knew the whole time!
  Wed. 5/25/16 6:12pm Fredericks:

Trump or Clinton. Who's a responsible anarchist to vote for?
Avatar    Wed. 5/25/16 6:13pm cosmic matrix:

i think hearty's time machine has gone awry.
Avatar Wed. 5/25/16 6:14pm Marcel M:

Haha... the lawyer trying to talk about Rockaway.
  Wed. 5/25/16 6:14pm Boogie:

RIP Dr. Gameshow
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:14pm Cliff:

Nick, my excuse is I'm hard of hearing and am a bad phone caller. There's a several second delay between me hearing something over the phone and understanding what the hell the guys on the other end are saying to me.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:14pm Nick the Bard:

I didn't even notice Ken thought it was me on the phone, why would I bother doing that...
  Wed. 5/25/16 6:17pm frog prince:

a side bonus of this was that it aired the same week of tom-pressions on the best show
Avatar    Wed. 5/25/16 6:18pm Listener Julian:

Here's a topic: Why was Dr. Gameshow canceled?
Avatar Wed. 5/25/16 6:20pm Marcel M:

Ken loves it when you ask about the new schedule during his own show Julian. Loves it. Call in and ask.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:20pm Cliff:

Do or DIY is back on the schedule for the summer! Awesome :D
Avatar    Wed. 5/25/16 6:20pm JP from KC:

I'm curious to know who "Chuckles" is. The guy Ken pulled off the air in the middle of the marathon.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:21pm Nick the Bard:

Jo Firestone may just have had to leave the schedual on her own accord, why isn't that a possibility instead of being "canceled"
Avatar Wed. 5/25/16 6:22pm Marcel M:

No idea why people just assume that, Nick.. everyone just assumes Ken "fired" them. Bizarre.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:22pm Ken From Hyde Park:

DJ Trouble is taking a break and having foot surgery this summer. Not sure why Gaylord Fields isn't on the schedule.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:22pm Cliff:

Yeah guys, chill. People come and go from the schedule all the time.
Avatar Wed. 5/25/16 6:22pm Marcel M:

I got married at 26. I'm 29 now, 3 year anniversary today, going good so far.
  Wed. 5/25/16 6:23pm frog prince:

where will I get my weekly manolo fix now? :(
Avatar Wed. 5/25/16 6:23pm Marcel M:

I got music control as well.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:24pm Cliff:

frog prince, there's always the archives.....or you could try stalking him
Avatar    Wed. 5/25/16 6:24pm JP from KC:

No kidding, Marcel? My 4 year anniversary is tomorrow.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/25/16 6:24pm Mike East:

Happy Anniversary, Marcel!

...wait, Gaylord's not on the schedule? That's a little bananas. Yeah, people come and go, but Gaylord's been pretty constant from what I can recall.
Avatar Wed. 5/25/16 6:24pm Marcel M:

Congratz Jp! Yep today. Going out for dinner a bit later.
Avatar Wed. 5/25/16 6:25pm Marcel M:

Thanks Mike!
Avatar    Wed. 5/25/16 6:25pm JP from KC:

Congrats to you, as well, Marcel. Here's to many more.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:26pm Cliff:

Congrats Marcel! (Though now I'm very confused about Michele saying you were her dad on Faceblargh)
Avatar Wed. 5/25/16 6:26pm Marcel M:

Its possible Gaylord needed to take a sabbatical, Mike.
Avatar Wed. 5/25/16 6:27pm Marcel M:

@Cliff: My wife adopted Frangry for the marathon, so I'm her dad. Did you really think I was her actual dad?!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:29pm Cliff:

Umm.....I sometimes take people a little too literally. But thanks for clearing that up, I've been having a lot of mental whiplash since last Friday
  Wed. 5/25/16 6:29pm Boogie:

Some people on Twitter mentioned Dr G was cancelled, probs why people are speculating. Bummer.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/25/16 6:29pm Mike East:

@Marcel - I don't blame him...its just that the weekend fmu schedule is my ROCK! Next thing you'll tell me Jonesy's taking the summer off! I don't think I could take it!
Avatar Wed. 5/25/16 6:29pm Marcel M:

Haha. No worries, Cliff.
Avatar Wed. 5/25/16 6:30pm Marcel M:

I know how it is Mike, when you have it as part of your week and then BOOM! GONE!
Avatar    Wed. 5/25/16 6:30pm Listener Julian:

It just sounded non-voluntary is all
Avatar Wed. 5/25/16 6:31pm Marcel M:

Isn't it a 12 sided die? Nick?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:31pm Cliff:

I still miss Night People. But ya know, there's always the archives!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:31pm Ken From Hyde Park:

The measurement expert who called SportsyTalk last night should call in to this show. He know furlongs, hands, etc.
  Wed. 5/25/16 6:32pm Mark:

fruit flies, AKA fungus knats, can often breed in houseplants soil. especially over watered soil containing peat moss. An inch layer of sand keeps them out of ur plants.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:32pm Cliff:

Mike East - it's only a matter of time before one of those two has a coronary, they do eat a lotta Taylor Ham doncha know
  Wed. 5/25/16 6:32pm Fredericks:

Different ways of measuring the same thing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:32pm Nick the Bard:

ASlso don't forget, that the dj's can miss a certain amount of shows, and this schedual being short as hell isn't exactly accomadating to that sort of thing
Avatar Wed. 5/25/16 6:33pm Chud:

I'm with you, Justin. Why is the Doctor getting the can?!
Avatar Wed. 5/25/16 6:33pm Marcel M:

Oh yeah there was a wikan ceremony haha
Avatar Wed. 5/25/16 6:33pm Marcel M:

was mad weird
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:33pm Cliff:

SHE WASN'T FIRED, JESUS
Avatar Wed. 5/25/16 6:33pm Marcel M:

This was pre getting high, folks.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/25/16 6:34pm Mike East:

@Cliff - I know...I've thought about it. I'm dreading the day I hear, but look forward to the tribute show(s).
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:34pm Ken From Hyde Park:

I thought he was going to say some bored person was unweaving a basket.
Avatar    Wed. 5/25/16 6:34pm JP from KC:

Well, I'd love to stick around for the rest of today's show(s), but I've got to get going. Catch y'all tomorrow!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:35pm Cliff:

I was kidding......but yeah maybe I shouldn'ta saiddat
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:36pm melinda:

L7s. hahaha
  Wed. 5/25/16 6:37pm thatsyourtrouble:

Mr. Memory
Avatar    Wed. 5/25/16 6:37pm Raika:

Mr Memory
  Wed. 5/25/16 6:38pm Donald Trump:

Manolo? Veeery low energy.
  Wed. 5/25/16 6:38pm Boogie:

@Nick Yeah, sounds like Jo's got a lot going on this summer with webseries stuff, comedy dates, etc.

@Cliff Night People was my favourite, gutted when they went off again. Shows come and go, I guess.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:39pm Pete from Boston (and NJ):

Pennsylvania also had that fantastic sign with the picture of the cop with the radar gun, and the list of fines.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:39pm Ken From Hyde Park:

If you take the Garden State Parkway north and cross into New York, the road noise changes markedly. The NJ side is quiet and the NY side is all rumbly and rough sounding.
Avatar Wed. 5/25/16 6:41pm Marcel M:

Washington Square park? The fuck? What is this 1966?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:41pm Pete from Boston (and NJ):

Inside the New Hampshire border are tobacco, liquor, fireworks, and gun stores galore, because all are less regulated than in Mass.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:41pm Cliff:

Boogie - I think Dave's still living in Wisconsin nowadays, so that makes doing the show a little more complicated (he was Skyping in the last time they were on the schedule)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:42pm Nick the Bard:

I thought PA had a giant ass line of fireworks stores right by NJ?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:42pm Ike:

I was going to suggest that Ken describe fake new shows on the schedule and real new shows on the schedule, and callers would have to guess which ones are real and which are fake, but then I saw that the new schedule was already posted, so never mind.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:42pm Ken From Hyde Park:

I-684 crosses a little piece of Connecticut.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:43pm Pete from Boston (and NJ):

684!
Avatar Wed. 5/25/16 6:43pm Marcel M:

678 is van wyck.. its like the same thing.
  Wed. 5/25/16 6:45pm judy from croton:

Hey thats old call screener peter
Avatar Wed. 5/25/16 6:45pm Marcel M:

Wow this is great.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:45pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Jonesey didn't like the 1-4 time slot a few years ago. Noon to 3 is more to his liking.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/25/16 6:45pm dale:

didn't someone break that record like a week later?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:46pm Pete from Boston (and NJ):

Trivia: Until 1970, 684 was the route of I-87, which left the Thruway, went east on 84 over the Hudson, and down 684.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:46pm Cliff:

Oh my god, that is so fuckin' weird and also explains so much about Jonesy
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:47pm Pete from Boston (and NJ):

Man, that 100 hours, 41 seconds show was a great time. You kept tuning in and hoping, still on?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:48pm Pete from Boston (and NJ):

The Jones party out back was a great time. My friend Bill and I got there early, and Ken, never having met either of us, handed us a keg and tap and said, "Can you get this going?"
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:48pm Nick the Bard:

yeh, i agree, pockets in women's clothing are horrible (i wear skirts more than you realize)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:49pm melinda:

Her monocle?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/25/16 6:49pm dale:

he called her 'honey' - is that mysoginistic today?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:49pm Cliff:

I've had waking dreams like that back when my insomnia was a lot worse....one time in grad school I saw a professor transform into a flock of seagulls (as in a bunch of birds, not the New Wave band) and fly out the window
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:49pm melinda:

Yes, women's clothing sizes are all over the place. It's insanity.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:51pm Ken From Hyde Park:

For a monocle, don't those have a loop of string or something to hang it around your neck?
Avatar Wed. 5/25/16 6:51pm Marcel M:

I used to wear girls jeans so I had the same problem. I feel like men's Levi 510 could work for some girls.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:52pm ìkƎ:

I was hoping for some holes in the space-time continuum to open up on the new schedule and swallow large parts of the radio station. Well, not really, but it would be something to see. Anarchy is fun to witness, at least until it swallows your favorite show.
  Wed. 5/25/16 6:52pm Pete from Boston (and NJ):

And look, new photo of Jones on WFMU Instagram feed!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:53pm melinda:

@Marcel: why did you used to wear girls' jeans, if you don't mind sharing?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:54pm Cliff:

What's the advantage of wearing girl jeans if you're a dude? Just wondering
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:54pm Cliff:

Haha melinda, beat me to it ;)
  Wed. 5/25/16 6:54pm Rocco:

Love this guy
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/25/16 6:55pm dale:

3 squared plus 4 squared += 5 squared
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:55pm Cliff:

Those Ancient Babylonians knew what was up
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:55pm Nick the Bard:

Peter barely knew why he was even calling in
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:56pm Ken From Hyde Park:

The scarecrow incorrectly calls it an isosceles triangle instead of a right triangle.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:56pm Cliff:

I'm glad Jonesy rides a bike everywhere, that should help him stay on the air for many years to come
Avatar Wed. 5/25/16 6:57pm Marcel M:

@Melinda: I'm pretty thin and was thinner in Highschool. I just thought they fit better for a while, hah.
Avatar Wed. 5/25/16 6:58pm Marcel M:

Was also just kind of a trend.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:59pm melinda:

I figured it was something like that, Marcel. Wasn't aware of a trend, though, too old. Interesting.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 6:59pm Cliff:

Hey, not-bad show tonight! Thanks Ken & Andy
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/25/16 7:00pm Jeff:

...and The Night Manager features Hugh Laurie as The Worst Person in the World.
Avatar Wed. 5/25/16 7:00pm Marcel M:

Yeah fun show thanks guys!
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