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Options December 16, 2015: Telekinesis by Phone!

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  Wed. 12/16/15 6:03pm Fredericks:

Did it happen yet?
  Wed. 12/16/15 6:05pm Fredericks:

That record would have skipped. If it were a record.
Avatar Wed. 12/16/15 6:08pm Cliff:

I see it as an weekly mental endurance test.
  Wed. 12/16/15 6:09pm Listener Robert:

Uh-oh, last time he taught at NYU was his mid-life crisis. Time to switch wives again?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 12/16/15 6:12pm Nick the Bard:

Jar Jar Binks IS in the movie. His brain was transplanted into BB-8.
Avatar Wed. 12/16/15 6:12pm JakeGould:

Should we spoil the movie for Andy?
Avatar Wed. 12/16/15 6:13pm JakeGould:

I don’t want J.J. Abrams to cry.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 12/16/15 6:13pm steve:

i have access to Andy's department... if anyone has a horrible prank we can play on him let's have it
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 12/16/15 6:13pm Nick the Bard:

Everyone go see Alivn and the Chipmunks The Road Chip instead. That's going to be the REAL money maker this weekend.
Avatar Wed. 12/16/15 6:14pm JakeGould:

@NickTheBard: What about the “Point Break” reboot?
Avatar Wed. 12/16/15 6:17pm dale:

the needle doctor.
Avatar Wed. 12/16/15 6:22pm TehBadDr:

You called?
Avatar Wed. 12/16/15 6:23pm TehBadDr:

Hey, there's no live visual stream! Bollocks!
Avatar Wed. 12/16/15 6:24pm dale:

i like chris m. he has a hangdog sort of delivery and is quite amusing because of it.
Avatar Wed. 12/16/15 6:24pm JakeGould:

@TehBadDr: Let go… Trust your feelings…
Avatar Wed. 12/16/15 6:25pm Cliff:

I'm sure Andy will be completely honest about how far the turntable moves.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 12/16/15 6:25pm Nick the Bard:

Spoiler alert - I already took a shower before I came here >;P
Avatar Wed. 12/16/15 6:26pm TehBadDr:

@JakeGould, I can feel you optimism, makes you weak, unfocused!
Avatar Wed. 12/16/15 6:27pm JakeGould:

@JakeGould: You don’t need to say things like that… I’m charismatic and well regarded my others…
Avatar Wed. 12/16/15 6:29pm TehBadDr:

I once tossed a defunct Technics turntable off my balcony. I became stronger than you could ever imagine!
Avatar Wed. 12/16/15 6:29pm JakeGould:

@TehBadDr: Ack! Force powers used on myself.
Avatar Wed. 12/16/15 6:30pm Chris M.:

there is no try, folks.
Avatar Wed. 12/16/15 6:31pm JakeGould:

About “Star Wars”: Why don’t these Jedi/Sith guys just stop having kids and building “Death Stars.” Solves a lot of problems.
Avatar Wed. 12/16/15 6:31pm TehBadDr:

Nick The Bard is so fresh and so clean clean!
Avatar Wed. 12/16/15 6:31pm JakeGould:

@ChrisM: If one has to Force it, then maybe one should not do it.
Avatar Wed. 12/16/15 6:32pm JakeGould:

@NicktheBard: Did you use Irish Spring? Or Dove? Or Ivory?
  Wed. 12/16/15 6:32pm Listener Robert:

Do we have to say whether we're trying for clockwise or ccw?
  Wed. 12/16/15 6:33pm ScottC:

Do you think that when Luke went in do the "Kill Shot" on the Death Star he did in a "supportive atmosphere"?
Avatar Wed. 12/16/15 6:34pm TehBadDr:

Darth Vader lays down the deep dark stuff! Spin a turntable, he makes that shitza revolve in ways you can only imagine!
  Wed. 12/16/15 6:34pm Listener Robert:

He probably used a cake of WFMU miracle soap. If only they'd had refillable liquid dispensers, they could've been using my bubble bath.
Avatar Wed. 12/16/15 6:35pm JakeGould:

@ScottC: Yeah, but Luke’s dad was kind of a “Helicopter Parent.”
Avatar Wed. 12/16/15 6:35pm Cliff:

I hope you guys made sure to put the turntable on a stable part of the floor that would not be affected by any vibrations from trucks driving by outside. Because that would be unscientific.
  Wed. 12/16/15 6:35pm ScottC:

I only feel the force when I'm on the toilet...
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 12/16/15 6:35pm Nick the Bard:

@JakeGould - Lifebouy
  Wed. 12/16/15 6:37pm ScottC:

The farce is strong though...
  Wed. 12/16/15 6:38pm giraffe-o:

What Ken & Andy don't know is that the numerous Sith in the audience are using the Dark Side to counteract every caller they've had so far.
  Wed. 12/16/15 6:38pm Listener Robert:

Better put a chalk mark on it, & another on the chassis.
Avatar Wed. 12/16/15 6:39pm dale:

will uri geller PLEASE call in?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 12/16/15 6:43pm Nick the Bard:

yeh, because where are ken and andy going to get any ysalamir at this time of night?
  Wed. 12/16/15 6:44pm ScottC:

Skywalker Jimmyhat...
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 12/16/15 6:44pm chris:

greg knows where its at: practice safe force, always wear a helmut
Avatar Wed. 12/16/15 6:45pm Chris M.:

@Nick the Bard: i didn't want to keep you too long on the phone but i wanted to wish you a happy holidays. thanks for screening those calls!
  Wed. 12/16/15 6:45pm herb.nyc:

I sense earthquake coming...
Avatar Wed. 12/16/15 6:46pm JakeGould:

Doesn’t Nick use the “Force” to screen callers? “I got a bad feeling about this one…”
Avatar Wed. 12/16/15 6:46pm Cliff:

Sounds more like a disco version.....
Avatar Wed. 12/16/15 6:46pm TehBadDr:

Perhaps Andy is to Ken, as Jar Jar is to Palpatine, discuss.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 12/16/15 6:48pm steve:

that was a good zinger about bricks and mortar
Avatar Wed. 12/16/15 6:49pm dale:

the radio station i listened to growin up had that meco on back to back with jungle love by steve miller because of the opening laser salvo.
Avatar Wed. 12/16/15 6:50pm JakeGould:

“Brock and Mohel-Tar” killed it on the Vaudeville Circuit.
  Wed. 12/16/15 6:51pm herb.nyc:

Plzzzz, earthquake...
Avatar Wed. 12/16/15 6:54pm JakeGould:

“Oh please Mr. Vader! See it in your heart to let a poor guy like me off so I can see my mom in the Bronx one last time!”
Avatar Wed. 12/16/15 6:55pm TehBadDr:

I shall taunt you a second time!
  Wed. 12/16/15 6:56pm ScottC:

Did he just say " what kind of turntables?" Best line of the night...
  Wed. 12/16/15 6:57pm Listener Robert:

Hey, maybe if they PLAYED "Wait, Wait" by J. Richman...?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 12/16/15 6:58pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Just watch an earthquake tremor hit and the turntable will move a little. Who gets the prize in that case?
  Thu. 12/17/15 3:24am Some guy:

Ken you really thought the force and the 'dark side' were separate things?... It's like you've missed the whole point of the past 40 years of western culture...
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