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December 16, 2015: Telekinesis by Phone!
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Wed. 12/16/15 6:03pm
Fredericks:
Did it happen yet? | |
Wed. 12/16/15 6:05pm
Fredericks:
That record would have skipped. If it were a record. | |
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![]() I see it as an weekly mental endurance test. |
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Wed. 12/16/15 6:09pm
Listener Robert:
Uh-oh, last time he taught at NYU was his mid-life crisis. Time to switch wives again? | |
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![]() Jar Jar Binks IS in the movie. His brain was transplanted into BB-8. |
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![]() Should we spoil the movie for Andy? |
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![]() I don’t want J.J. Abrams to cry. |
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![]() i have access to Andy's department... if anyone has a horrible prank we can play on him let's have it |
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![]() Everyone go see Alivn and the Chipmunks The Road Chip instead. That's going to be the REAL money maker this weekend. |
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![]() @NickTheBard: What about the “Point Break” reboot? |
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![]() the needle doctor. |
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Wed. 12/16/15 6:22pm
TehBadDr:
You called? |
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Wed. 12/16/15 6:23pm
TehBadDr:
Hey, there's no live visual stream! Bollocks! |
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![]() i like chris m. he has a hangdog sort of delivery and is quite amusing because of it. |
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![]() @TehBadDr: Let go… Trust your feelings… |
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![]() I'm sure Andy will be completely honest about how far the turntable moves. |
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![]() Spoiler alert - I already took a shower before I came here >;P |
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Wed. 12/16/15 6:26pm
TehBadDr:
@JakeGould, I can feel you optimism, makes you weak, unfocused! |
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![]() @JakeGould: You don’t need to say things like that… I’m charismatic and well regarded my others… |
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Wed. 12/16/15 6:29pm
TehBadDr:
I once tossed a defunct Technics turntable off my balcony. I became stronger than you could ever imagine! |
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![]() @TehBadDr: Ack! Force powers used on myself. |
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Wed. 12/16/15 6:30pm
Chris M.:
there is no try, folks. |
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![]() About “Star Wars”: Why don’t these Jedi/Sith guys just stop having kids and building “Death Stars.” Solves a lot of problems. |
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Wed. 12/16/15 6:31pm
TehBadDr:
Nick The Bard is so fresh and so clean clean! |
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![]() @ChrisM: If one has to Force it, then maybe one should not do it. |
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![]() @NicktheBard: Did you use Irish Spring? Or Dove? Or Ivory? |
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Wed. 12/16/15 6:32pm
Listener Robert:
Do we have to say whether we're trying for clockwise or ccw? | |
Wed. 12/16/15 6:33pm
ScottC:
Do you think that when Luke went in do the "Kill Shot" on the Death Star he did in a "supportive atmosphere"? | |
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Wed. 12/16/15 6:34pm
TehBadDr:
Darth Vader lays down the deep dark stuff! Spin a turntable, he makes that shitza revolve in ways you can only imagine! |
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Wed. 12/16/15 6:34pm
Listener Robert:
He probably used a cake of WFMU miracle soap. If only they'd had refillable liquid dispensers, they could've been using my bubble bath. | |
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![]() @ScottC: Yeah, but Luke’s dad was kind of a “Helicopter Parent.” |
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![]() I hope you guys made sure to put the turntable on a stable part of the floor that would not be affected by any vibrations from trucks driving by outside. Because that would be unscientific. |
Wed. 12/16/15 6:35pm
ScottC:
I only feel the force when I'm on the toilet... | |
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![]() @JakeGould - Lifebouy |
Wed. 12/16/15 6:37pm
ScottC:
The farce is strong though... | |
Wed. 12/16/15 6:38pm
giraffe-o:
What Ken & Andy don't know is that the numerous Sith in the audience are using the Dark Side to counteract every caller they've had so far. | |
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Wed. 12/16/15 6:38pm
Listener Robert:
Better put a chalk mark on it, & another on the chassis. | |
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![]() will uri geller PLEASE call in? |
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![]() yeh, because where are ken and andy going to get any ysalamir at this time of night? |
Wed. 12/16/15 6:44pm
ScottC:
Skywalker Jimmyhat... | |
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![]() greg knows where its at: practice safe force, always wear a helmut |
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Wed. 12/16/15 6:45pm
Chris M.:
@Nick the Bard: i didn't want to keep you too long on the phone but i wanted to wish you a happy holidays. thanks for screening those calls! |
Wed. 12/16/15 6:45pm
herb.nyc:
I sense earthquake coming... | |
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![]() Doesn’t Nick use the “Force” to screen callers? “I got a bad feeling about this one…” |
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![]() Sounds more like a disco version..... |
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Wed. 12/16/15 6:46pm
TehBadDr:
Perhaps Andy is to Ken, as Jar Jar is to Palpatine, discuss. |
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![]() that was a good zinger about bricks and mortar |
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![]() the radio station i listened to growin up had that meco on back to back with jungle love by steve miller because of the opening laser salvo. |
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![]() “Brock and Mohel-Tar” killed it on the Vaudeville Circuit. |
Wed. 12/16/15 6:51pm
herb.nyc:
Plzzzz, earthquake... | |
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![]() “Oh please Mr. Vader! See it in your heart to let a poor guy like me off so I can see my mom in the Bronx one last time!” |
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Wed. 12/16/15 6:55pm
TehBadDr:
I shall taunt you a second time! |
Wed. 12/16/15 6:56pm
ScottC:
Did he just say " what kind of turntables?" Best line of the night... | |
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Wed. 12/16/15 6:57pm
Listener Robert:
Hey, maybe if they PLAYED "Wait, Wait" by J. Richman...? | |
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![]() Just watch an earthquake tremor hit and the turntable will move a little. Who gets the prize in that case? |
Thu. 12/17/15 3:24am
Some guy:
Ken you really thought the force and the 'dark side' were separate things?... It's like you've missed the whole point of the past 40 years of western culture... | |
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