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Options March 18, 2015: Marathon Week Two Live from Monty Hall: Permanent Twister! Pledge Here.

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For $75 pledges tonight, all donors automagically receive the framed, full color Celestial Portrait of Ken and Andy, viewable here.

For $100 or more: at the start of the show, you will be in the running to receive a customized, original T shirt hand drawn by Andy Breckman! Specify size (M, L, XL), what you want Andy to draw, and your taste (good or shitty).

Before Permanent Twister gets underway tonight, a pledge of $100 or more will put people in the running to win an original T-shirt drawn by famed toy inventor and Renaissance man Andy Breckman. Collector's item! Specify size (M, L, XL), what you want Andy to draw, and your taste (good or crappy).

Here's How Permanent Twister Works. Every level is $1000.


Level 1: Five WFMU tchotchkes will be superglued to Andy.
Level 2: Ken's stomach is superglued to Andy's back.
Level 3: 30 tennis balls will be passed out to audience members. Perfect for hurling at helpless radio hosts..
Level 4: Ken's left arm is superglued to Andy's right foot.
Level 5: An audience member gets to feed Ken and Andy hot soup.
Level 6: Andy's right arm is superglued to Ken's left foot.
Level 7: Ken's right hand is superglued to Andy's left hand.
Level 8: A lucky audience member will be superglued to the Ken/Andy chimeric monster. "Lucky" is a funny word, isn't it?
Level 9: We spray expanding insulation foam into any exposed nooks and crannies
Level 10: For every additional $50 pledge, we will put a tack on the stage!

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Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:04pm Carmichael:

There is virtually no sound on the stream. I have everything cranked all the way up.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:04pm Dan B From Upstate:

Ken's shirt is killer.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:05pm Julie:

I thought it was just me, I couldn't hear it hardly at all
Avatar Wed. 3/18/15 6:05pm Kevlicki:

Carmichael, I don't have a problem. but I also have yet to turn off the radio broadcast on my stereo too
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:05pm Julie:

yeah I had to turn my radio on, which means it's out of sync
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:05pm Marcel M:

I hear a weird delay... our doubling of the voices in the background or something. But its not so bad.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:06pm Dan B From Upstate:

No video stream audio problems here. Chrome on Win 7.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:06pm Marcel M:

or not our
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:07pm Carmichael:

Strange. The video audio is usually very reliable and loud, but not today. I'm using the iPhone app, on the same wifi as always. Let me check my phone volume.
  Wed. 3/18/15 6:08pm SeanG:

is Ken baked?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:10pm Julie:

ah I hear it better now
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:10pm Carmichael:

Yes, thank you tech person!
Avatar Wed. 3/18/15 6:11pm Kevlicki:

The shirts from last week are exactly how I imagined, incredible!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:11pm Marcel M:

hahhajahah
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:11pm Dan B From Upstate:

That mic drop was wonderful.
Avatar Wed. 3/18/15 6:14pm Danne D:

Not enough takers on the Human Centipede Stunt I take it?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:16pm Julie:

oh that is great!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:17pm Stanley:

Andy in Berlin - great to see ya man!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:18pm Dan B From Upstate:

What song should andy and ken be singing on the tshirt? Madonna's cover of American Pie?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:23pm Nick the Bard:

Crips? Did he get another one?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:25pm Nick the Bard:

Pfft, I've dealt with super glue on me before, Andy really is a wuss...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:26pm Caryn:

Do they have handsfree mikes for when their hands and feet are superglued? Or is there a designated mike-holder?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:26pm Gaylord Fields:

I DO NOT CONSENT!!! GET SOME GLUE DISSOLVER NOW!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:26pm Carmichael:

I put superglue on my fingertips before guitar performances. Really protects the calluses.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:27pm Julie:

the mic holder is Mike
Avatar Wed. 3/18/15 6:28pm glenn:

doctors use it instead of stitches. is there anything superglue can't do?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:29pm Caryn:

@Julie: his last name isn't Holder, is it?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:29pm Dan B From Upstate:

I think I read just this morning that super glue was originally intended as a quick-fix emergency suture for soldiers injured in the midst of battle. Chapstick is also supposed to be good for paper cuts... so there's that...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:31pm Julie:

@Caryn it wasn't that good a joke, Mike Noble. I dunno if I wanna hear about Ken experimenting in different positions..
  Wed. 3/18/15 6:32pm vodka:

nice ad
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:32pm Gaylord Fields:

My only consolation to having my face glued to Andy is that I'm to understand this is a very unpopular program.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:33pm Julie:

Gaylord has the best avatar
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/18/15 6:35pm Ken From Hyde Park:

"This cannot go well."
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:36pm Gaylord Fields:

@Julie: You're just saying that to draw attention to the superiority of yours.
Avatar Wed. 3/18/15 6:36pm glenn:

that's not homo-erotic, boys. it's homo-ewww.
  Wed. 3/18/15 6:37pm Marie:

it's homo-evotic!
  Wed. 3/18/15 6:43pm vodka:

ewwww
Avatar Wed. 3/18/15 6:43pm Fredericks:

I'd empty my bladder before the gluing, if I were you.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:44pm Marcel M:

Oh lord... somehow I thought it just wouldn't happen.
Avatar Wed. 3/18/15 6:44pm Danne D:

Pledge more pledge fast so we get to the foam part (which hopefully hides everything!!!)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:45pm dale:

WTF is in ken's pants? did you see those shadow lines and worn areas?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:45pm Julie:

I'm getting really uncomfortable
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:46pm Dan B From Upstate:

Oh, god. He went sideways!
  Wed. 3/18/15 6:46pm SeanG:

hehehehe
  Wed. 3/18/15 6:46pm Kevlicki:

This is incredible
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:46pm dale:

what if ken has to pee or andy has to poo?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:47pm Dan B From Upstate:

Look how red Andy's head has gotten!
  Wed. 3/18/15 6:47pm Kevlicki:

"I just wanted to make sure we were really attached"...
Avatar Wed. 3/18/15 6:47pm Danne D:

PLEDGE IN HONOR OF ANDY's PAIN!

1-800-989-9368
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:48pm dale:

a creepy moment turned tender - awwwww.......
  Wed. 3/18/15 6:49pm Kevlicki:

This is the perfect stunt for radio. No one should see what's on this stream
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:49pm Folsom:

Wow.
  Wed. 3/18/15 6:50pm Marie:

I love watching the yooung man's face in the background.
  Wed. 3/18/15 6:50pm vodka:

Andy might get a heart attack
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:50pm Gaylord Fields:

I hate watching my face on AndyKen's hand.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:50pm Carmichael:

Good God in heaven ... What will they do for a $1,000 pledge?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:50pm Julie:

That's Mr Garbage time back there
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:50pm dale:

not to worry, a little squirt of acetone will separate them in a heartbeat. but acetone will give them cancer, so....
  Wed. 3/18/15 6:51pm Kevlicki:

It's andyken!
  Wed. 3/18/15 6:51pm Robert:

"I can't breathe."
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:51pm Julie:

Kandy
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:51pm dale:

i only said that once.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:51pm Dan B From Upstate:

I like that AndyKen name.
  Wed. 3/18/15 6:51pm Marie:

Can I have my pledge back?
  Wed. 3/18/15 6:52pm Leslie in NH:

This is creepy. I'm sorry that they are doing this.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:52pm Nick the Bard:

You have to pledge double to get your pledge back.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:52pm Julie:

is the glue strong enough for Andy to stand up
  Wed. 3/18/15 6:52pm Kevlicki:

We get to see them split up, right? That's also part of the excitement
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:53pm dale:

chang and eng bunker had something like 19 children. they were married to sisters. i would not want to be in THAT bedroom.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:53pm Marcel M:

@Kelicki: I think we'll just have to wonder what happened.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:55pm dale:

is andy strong enough to stand up?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:55pm Dan B From Upstate:

Andy's red head.... It's like a high school gym class dodgeball!
  Wed. 3/18/15 6:55pm SeanG:

hahahaha
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:56pm dale:

i/m glad no sacs are involved
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:56pm Marcel M:

oh no no...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:57pm Marcel M:

ahhhahha
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:58pm dale:

why doesn't npr or pbs do this kind of stuff? I WOULD GIVE TO THEM IF THEY DID!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 6:59pm Marcel M:

Because high minded types give to them dale, WFMU does this to get us low lifes to donate.
  Wed. 3/18/15 6:59pm Marie:

Yay!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 7:00pm Mike East:

now that's what I call a sticky situation
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 7:01pm Dan B From Upstate:

Oh, don't turn it off! We have to see the un-sticking!
  Wed. 3/18/15 7:01pm SeanG:

that was the best
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/18/15 7:01pm Marcel M:

I wanna see them separate!!!!
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