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Options March 11, 2015: #258 Marathon Ritual, Week I with Jonathan Herweg

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Artist Track Album Label Year Format Comments Approx. start time
Fabio Frizzi & Giorgio Tucci  Zombie Theme   Options Zombie OST  Blackest Heart Media    CD    0:00:00 ()
Lard  The Power of Lard   Options The Power of Lard  Alternative Tentacles  1989  EP    0:04:58 ()
The Birthday Party  Mutiny in Heaven   Options Mutiny  Mute  1983  12"    0:12:24 ()
Wm. Berger  Means To An End marathon promo   Options     1988      0:16:55 ()
Planning For Burial  Mischief Night   Options           0:32:27 ()
Wolvhammer  Slaves to the Grime   Options Wolvhammer / Krieg  Broken Limbs Recordings    7"    0:38:07 ()
Siouxsie & The Banshees  Night Shift   Options Juju  PVC  1981  LP    0:59:40 ()
Dope Body  Hired Gun   Options Lifer  Drag City    CD    1:05:32 ()
Shaved Women  Is It Worth It?   Options Just Death  Full Contact    LP    1:09:40 ()
Vile Gash  Life-Rot + Scum   Options Vile Gash  Youth Attack    7"     
Ides  Grief Cycle   Options sorry, nothing  self-released    MP3    1:47:52 ()
Can  Father Cannot Yell [demo]   Options Raritaten Krautspieler      CD-R  My Castle of Quiet 2015 premium  1:50:24 ()
Couch Slut  Rape Kit   Options My Life As a Woman  Handshake Inc    LP    2:18:58 ()
Eduard Artemiev  Solaris [excerpt]   Options Andrei Tarkovsky's 'Solaris' Original Soundtrack  Superior Viaduct    LP    2:24:30 ()
Black Hat  Portrait in Fluorescent Light   Options Thought of Two  Hausu Mountain    CD    2:31:41 ()
Telecult Powers  Space Through Thoughts   Options Zion Traveler  Baked Tapes    LP    2:39:50 ()
Ashencult  Race of the Blood Insane   Options Black Flame Gnosis  Broken Limbs Recordings    Cassette  from this shift's 4CS grand prize  2:42:42 ()
Cara Neir  Cradled By Apathy   Options Cara Neir / Ramlord  Broken Limbs Recordings    Cassette  from this shift's 4CS grand prize  2:45:14 ()
Harassor  Writhing In Pain   Options Into Unknown Depths  Dais    LP    2:55:33 ()
Svffer  Venom   Options Lies We Live  Halo of Flies    LP    2:58:10 ()
Tangerine Dream  Adelaide III   Options Raritaten Krautspieler      CD-R  My Castle of Quiet 2015 premium  3:02:23 ()

Listener comments!

  Wed. 3/11/15 12:09am cory:

okay, cookies tomorrow. best I can do.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 12:10am JakeGould:

Lard! Wow, long time since I heard this… Like since 1989.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 12:13am sinister dexter:

hands up who wants to die?
  Wed. 3/11/15 12:14am dan in wisconsin:

Reminds me of the Welcome to Hell skateboarding video. Toy Machine made some good skate vids back then.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 12:15am JakeGould:

Not me. Also, I re-watched the original 1982 “The Thing” a few nights ago. You know what now haunts me about that film? Wilford Brimley not having a mustache or a beard. Spooky shit.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 12:15am hola-soymilk:

Good luck on your pledge drive~
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 12:15am sinister dexter:

God I Love this
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 12:16am hola-soymilk:

Oh shit toy machine. That's a throwback
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 3/11/15 12:17am kimgland:

morning all
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 12:19am sinister dexter:

nice Wm. ....... thanks for trusting us
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 12:21am hola-soymilk:

Keep flirting with each other, jeez
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 3/11/15 12:21am osvi:

what a dastardly bastardly pair. Give till it hurts.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 12:22am sinister dexter:

Jonathan , so sorry i aitnthere at your show live often at all ..... faithfull archive listener ... Love It!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 12:28am JakeGould:

They”re going to make out.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 12:28am sinister dexter:

heh heh
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 12:30am JakeGould:

They’re two dudes into horror, but now they are talking about “Hustler.” Connect the dots.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 12:31am hola-soymilk:

Roast beef and lemonade
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 3/11/15 12:31am Ike:

Cool DJ coupling. Youse guys are something.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 12:32am JakeGould:

I thank Hola for picking up on the bro-bonding. Us guys and bro-motions.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 3/11/15 12:35am blee:

Bromance is in the air. Nothing beats bonding over nostalgic porn memories. I remember finding porn mags in the desert by my house as a young kid. Good times.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 12:37am hola-soymilk:

I never found porn mags in real life, I really missed the tug and rub boat.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 12:37am hola-soymilk:

This song is a fucking beauty
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 12:38am JakeGould:

In the 1970s and part of the 1980s, the porn was good because nobody had plastic surgery. And there were tan lines. You kids nowadays with the porn all of the enhancements and the poking and the Botox. Feh!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 3/11/15 12:39am blee:

It's never too late Hola-Soymilk. Dreams do come true.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 3/11/15 12:40am blee:

and the hair in the 70's and 80's. Oh yeah!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 12:40am hola-soymilk:

I'm tainted, blee. I've seen it all at this point
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 12:40am JakeGould:

Hola, remember: Hipsters now make retro porn ironically cool. First nude pics I ever saw? When I went to redeem Skee Ball tickets in Coney Island and saw the naked lady playing card deck on the top shelf. Blew me 11 year old mind!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 12:41am hola-soymilk:

The first porn I ever saw was freaky bdsm shit.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 12:42am hola-soymilk:

Retro porn sounds like hell
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 12:42am JakeGould:

BDSM? Yikes. Me it was Traci Lords back when they still thought she was legal and video rental stores turned a blind eye to 15 year old kids renting adult videos.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 3/11/15 12:43am Jherweg:

Thanks Sinister JAKE, hey everyone. I love 70's porn, Real women, real boobs, hairy snapper, guys with mustaches .....1-800-989-9368 or wfmu.org to pledge now!!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 12:44am JakeGould:

@Hola: I don’t me new, artisanal porn… But if you go to flea markets, they proudly show piles of 1970s “Oui” magazines right next to other flea market things.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 12:45am hola-soymilk:

Traci lords is now a part of my browser history forever, thanks jake
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 12:46am hola-soymilk:

Flea markets sound like something I'd hate
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 3/11/15 12:47am blee:

I just got turned onto the Alpha France movies from the 70's and 80's. Great cinematography, amazing ladies, freaky situations, weird ass plot lines I can't follow because I don't speak French.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 12:47am sinister dexter:

still exploring sexual boundries ..... no end in sight ......
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 12:47am JakeGould:

Hey, Hola… Educating the millennials is what us beatniks do, right?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 12:49am JakeGould:

People liked “Velvet Goldmine” because it’s rock and roll, right?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 12:50am hola-soymilk:

Blee, that's a good reason to learn French
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 12:50am Rory:

Blee, I love Jean Rollin films. Requiem for a Vampire, The Grapes of Death, Nude Vampire, The Iron Rose.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 12:50am hola-soymilk:

Bilbo T Baggins?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 12:52am hola-soymilk:

I guess people buy porn online like speciality vids
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 12:52am JakeGould:

Hola. Look. On Etsy (ETSY!) the world’s flea market: Tons of “Oui” magazines and related stuff. www.etsy.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 12:52am sinister dexter:

i buy 70s playboy .... love the electonics ads
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 12:53am hola-soymilk:

I mean sure I could open that but I'm preoccupied with the traci lords tab
  Wed. 3/11/15 12:53am rw:

My friend Jeff used to have a job writing those Penthouse Forum letters.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 12:54am JakeGould:

@Hola: Her history is fascinating. And the John Waters connection is pretty cool.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 12:55am hola-soymilk:

I'm actually illiterate so I'm looking at pics, jake
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 12:56am sinister dexter:

my favorite porn actress is Ashley Blue .... Girlvert ... woohoo!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 12:58am JakeGould:

@Hola, so Playboy’s writing will mean nothing to you… Bummer.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 12:59am hola-soymilk:

Jake honestly I did read a playboy mag for a weezer article. Kill me now
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 1:00am JakeGould:

Nah, you can live. You are cool.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 1:00am hola-soymilk:

Yeah more 80's fur pie
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 1:01am hola-soymilk:

Thanks for letting me L I V E
  Wed. 3/11/15 1:02am dan in wisconsin:

Playboy had some good interviews back in the day. I think Robert Anton Wilson used to be an contributing editor for them for a while. http://www.nextnature.net/2009/12/the-playboy-interview-marshall-mcluhan/
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 1:02am JakeGould:

It’s cool.
  Wed. 3/11/15 1:05am Robert:

Yes, both RAW & Bob Shea worked for Playboy. It's where they met. I got friendly with Shea in the late 1970s, Wilson in the late 1980s.
  Wed. 3/11/15 1:06am Robert:

Jean P. Shepherd wrote for them frequently too, though I don't think he was a contributing editor.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 3/11/15 1:06am Jherweg:

Edward Dildo hands...... www.wfmu.org...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 1:08am JakeGould:

Jean Shepherd interviewed “The Beatles” for Playboy back in the day, “Taciturn, even a bit sullen, he spends a good deal of his time sitting in corners staring moodily at the Venetian blinds.” www.beatlesinterviews.org...
  Wed. 3/11/15 1:11am Robert:

Anyway as to porn writers, I'm friendly with Theresa Reed (Darklady). She writes erotica--soft core porn, arty stuff. I got friendly with her because she was looking for something that made dense foam for a bubble bath shoot with herself as subject, and I had such a formula.
  Wed. 3/11/15 1:11am kimster:

Good stuff!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 1:12am hola-soymilk:

Top notch playlist. enjoy the rest of your night, everyone
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 1:12am JakeGould:

I wrote some erotic short fiction on the Dave Hill show playlist at about 11:51pm on Monday. About a truck and a loading dock. wfmu.org...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 1:29am JakeGould:

*chirps*
  Wed. 3/11/15 1:37am kimster:

Chicks don't care if you say chicks or dude
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 3/11/15 1:38am Ike:

I'm still here!

(...passes out)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 1:40am JakeGould:

William, do you remember this amazing episode of “All in the Family” where Archie and Meathead are stuck in the bar basement, and Archie talks about his childhood? “Well, I remember one winter during the Depression when we didn't have any money because my father lost his job, we was all bust. And I wore out a shoe. One shoe. So I couldn't go to school with only one shoe. But my mother found a boot, so I had a shoe on one foot there and a boot on the other. A shoe and a boot. So the kids call me 'Shoebootie'.” www.youtube.com...
  Wed. 3/11/15 1:40am Joe:

Nothing wrong with some antics.
  Wed. 3/11/15 1:40am kimster:

Yes do it!!!! I want a show with you two!!!!
  Wed. 3/11/15 1:42am Jim:

I respectfully disagree about ultra-progressives not liking All in the Family etc...I consider myself pretty far left, and I like that show, and also am a big fan of Don Rickles. I think lots of lefties like All in the Family despite the display of racism and bigotry. I'm abhor racism but totally get the intent issue you guys were discussing.
  Wed. 3/11/15 1:44am Robert:

Didn't Jack E. Leonard do all the same jokes?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 1:46am JakeGould:

@Jim: The people would like the show. The TV networks would never let the shows be made because they would be too afraid of pissing people off AND the sponsors wouldn’t sponsor it.
  Wed. 3/11/15 1:46am Jim:

ah, right, prob. wouldn't happen today...lots of great weird TV and movies in the 70s
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 1:49am JakeGould:

@Jim: And the thing in the 1970s, the amount of channels were so small so they would take chances. Yet we have a gajillion channels on TV now and nobody takes a risk because nobody wants to risk losing sponsorship. TV is market driven now, whereas before it was really just a bunch of folks saying, “Do you think this would work? Let’s try it out…” It’s like the record industry in a way…
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 3/11/15 1:51am Ike:

A few channels still take a few chances here and there, like HBO letting John Oliver take hilarious potshots at various big corporations... but only because they DON'T HAVE ADS.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 1:53am JakeGould:

Yeah, Ike. But the difference is you have to pay for HBO. Back before cable these shows existed and anyone anywhere could watch them. Far wider audience than John Oliver. And honestly I never found the morally outraged “liberal” behind the desk to be any better than the morally outraged “conservative” behind a desk. I watch those shows and wish back to the days of real variety talk shows; not just one talking head getting mad.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 2:01am JakeGould:

Bleagh. G’night all!
Avatar Wed. 3/11/15 2:03am tracy:

I like no goals.
Avatar Wed. 3/11/15 2:06am tracy:

the Luddites !!
  Wed. 3/11/15 2:06am Jim:

@JakeGould, et al...maybe I misheard the comment about ultra-progressives...I understand that today TV execs would probably not greenlight a show like that (although TV is getting pretty interesting these days), but I didn't know there was any time, then or now, that lefties wouldn't like All in the Family.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 2:08am JakeGould:

@Jim: You are right to a point, but I have met some folks who bestow the concept of “racist” and “phobic” to so many things that are so relatively silly it’s a bit bast belief.
  Wed. 3/11/15 2:08am PLAY MUSIC! SHH!!!:

sound like a giddy couple of schoolgirls. worst coq ever.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 2:10am JakeGould:

“My Castle of Quiet?” this is more like “My Castle of Yammering!”
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 2:14am Rory:

Recycle you FUCKFACE!
  Wed. 3/11/15 2:15am Robert:

It's gotten so you can't even talk ABOUT race or racism. A college student or employee complained of oppression because someone else there carrying a book ABOUT the KKK because it mentioned them on the cover. Another student elsewhere put up a statue making fun of the KKK, but gets accused of racism.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 2:18am JakeGould:

Johnathan, “Blade Runner” happens in November 2019. Get your fake facts straight.
  Wed. 3/11/15 2:19am I Agree With JakeGould:

2019
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 2:20am cory:

i still haven't watched blade runner
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 2:21am JakeGould:

@Cory: Then you are banished from the man-cave.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 2:23am cory:

wouldn't be the first time. i did enjoy the hell out of zombie strippers though
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 2:29am Caryn:

@Maybe we could entice you into watching Blade Runner by saying two words: robot stripper.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 2:31am cory:

that might work. while your at it could you cut it down a bit too?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 2:34am JakeGould:

@Cory: If you ever have the chance to see it in a real theater, do it. I gasped at how amazing it looked in the recent releases on a big screen.
  Wed. 3/11/15 2:34am dan in wisconsin:

Apparently the remake will have a female protagonist and be directed by Denis Villeneuve. I just watched "Incendies" by him, and I think the Blade Runner genre is in good hands. "Incendies" was pretty rough to watch in the best way.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 2:35am JakeGould:

@William: Is this playlist 1/2 empty or 1/2 full? I say this is 1/2 full. Bunch of Mensches here tonight.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 2:36am JakeGould:

@DanInWisc: “Apparently the remake will have a female protagonist…” Bzzzt. Remake does not count. Don’t care who the director is.
  Wed. 3/11/15 2:36am dan in wisconsin:

*sequel
Avatar Wed. 3/11/15 2:36am tracy:

It's all good guys, and I hate talking and what you are doing tonight is super alright.
  Wed. 3/11/15 2:37am kimster:

Don't worry about people who can't enjoy that ya'll are having a great time, you both are awesome!!!! Fuck them!!!
  Wed. 3/11/15 2:37am MY IP ARE BELONG TO WILLIAM:

MO MUSIC! WE LOVE WILLIAM!
  Wed. 3/11/15 2:39am Less Porn Chat. More Music.:

C'mon, guys...
Avatar Wed. 3/11/15 2:41am Listener David in Budd Lake:

I worked in a video store. That film was actually called Edward Penishand! It was hilarious!
  Wed. 3/11/15 2:41am dan in wisconsin:

I would hope that the sequel would implement more of the artificial animals, the mood organ, and the Mercer parallels that the book contained. Otherwise, it's best to leave this film alone, i't s already fucking classic.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 2:48am JakeGould:

Don’t care. There are only two “Aliens” films in my life, only two “Star Wars” and only one “Blade Runner.”
  Wed. 3/11/15 2:49am I Agree with JakeGould:

The way it was!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 2:51am JakeGould:

Is “I Agree with JakeGould” the guy in San Jose?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 2:51am Caryn:

@JakeGould: only two Star Wars?
  Wed. 3/11/15 2:54am The Guy in San José:

Wm., we dispensary folk love your show. Take it easy, hippy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 3/11/15 2:54am kimgland:

thx, but wich one ?
  Wed. 3/11/15 2:55am The Guy in San José:

Less talk! More METAL!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 2:55am cory:

yes, it is good weed music, and chat
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 2:56am Schlockmaster:

Good morning all!
I´m grumpy today, I did watch AMERICAN SNIPER tonight, I watched it without much expectations as I already had a low opinion of Eastwoods talents as a director, but this dreck totally went below the standards I expected: and I don´t have no problems with Eastwoods right-wing propaganda, as propaganda films have their own type of appeal. The problem here was the dumb way in wich everything was staged, like the hero and the villain, and the hero having trauma just until he shoots the bad guy and then gets better - AAARGHH!
So shit on him!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 2:56am Caryn:

More krautrock! (I wanna sample the premium)
  Wed. 3/11/15 2:56am Mike in SF:

Thanks for the Harasser! Cheers, William!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 2:57am JakeGould:

@Caryn: “Star Wars” and “Empire Strikes Back”. The rest are dead to me.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 2:58am Schlockmaster:

Anyway, I did a bit of pledging as everybody should, but I didn´t go for your premium, Wm. - as a Kraut, I´m not in for Krautrock, sorry! I did go for Morriccone Island, so Manüla can have another T-shirt.
  Wed. 3/11/15 2:58am The Guy in San José:

Empire. Everything else is a shit-pile of shit.
  Wed. 3/11/15 2:58am Mike in SF:

Oops, Harassor! There's a brutal death band called Harasser as well, apparently....
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 2:58am Caryn:

The most ridiculous story of the past month is the manufactured drama over how "Hollywood hates America because they didn't award "American Sniper" the best picture Oscar.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 2:58am Schlockmaster:

No hard feelings, Man!
  Wed. 3/11/15 3:01am The Guy in San José:

Wm. Berger's Castle of Quiet is the best show on WFMU
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 3:01am Caryn:

@JakeGould: I can understand not caring about ROTJ because of the Ewoks and the repetitive plot (another Death Star? Really?), but I say:
-Leia in her slave girl outfit
-the Emperor
-the (non-Special Edition) Sarlacc
-more Boba Fett
-let's face it, the Ewoks are nasty pieces of work with dead shark eyes (and Jar-Jar Binks makes the Ewoks look like Shaft, to quote Spaced)
Avatar Wed. 3/11/15 3:02am tracy:

tx
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 3:02am Rory:

Thank You!
  Wed. 3/11/15 3:02am The Guy in San José:

I agree with Caryn re: Sarlacc, Fett, y Leia
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