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Options November 5, 2014: What's Ailing You?

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Avatar Wed. 11/5/14 6:00pm Marcel M:

Can't believe I got through!
Avatar Wed. 11/5/14 6:01pm Marcel M:

Yes first comment! Hello everyone!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/5/14 6:03pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Get your ailments ready! Do the callers need to have their ailments in alphabetical order?
Avatar Wed. 11/5/14 6:04pm Danne D:

Hi Folks :)

I have an "A" ailment
  Wed. 11/5/14 6:05pm Robert:

And Alaska.
  Wed. 11/5/14 6:11pm dei xhrist:

As an actual female listener of the female persuasion, I once saw a man walking down the street wearing a Danzig t-shirt but it read Herzog. I pointed and laughed. And because I'm female I got away with it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/5/14 6:13pm dale:

imagine my surprise when i opened the 7sd newsletter and my name came up HUGE. thought someone mastered direct marketing at fmu
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/5/14 6:15pm dale:

danne - alimentary canal spasm?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/5/14 6:15pm Caryn:

Looking forward to the X and Z ailments. If someone admits to zoophilia or something, it'll be interesting.
Avatar Wed. 11/5/14 6:16pm northguineahills:

I have a V ailment.
  Wed. 11/5/14 6:17pm Robert:

You can just the symptoms as separate conditions too, Ken. So Ken can claim A for arthralgia.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/5/14 6:17pm dale:

i think i have lyme's disease. got shots for it in the 90s but have had so many ticks feasting on my armpits and scrotum region since that i think i must have a variant of of it.
  Wed. 11/5/14 6:19pm Robert:

So is that A for abscess or D for dental abscess?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/5/14 6:19pm Nick the Bard:

well, if you havea v alliment CALL IN >;P
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/5/14 6:19pm cklequ:

I had to step away for a minute.
Did they even mention the name of the book?
  Wed. 11/5/14 6:20pm Robert:

So is that M for multiple, or S for sclerosis?
  Wed. 11/5/14 6:20pm giraffe-o:

I just realized - Ken sounds a lot like Dr. Drew on the radio.
Avatar Wed. 11/5/14 6:21pm Danne D:

Dang my ailment was an "a"
back to the drawing board
  Wed. 11/5/14 6:21pm Fredericks:

Did they cover "E" yet?
Avatar Wed. 11/5/14 6:23pm Danne D:

Dang Fredericks is gonna take E from me now!
(No they haven't covered E yet - good to see you on the chat Fredericks :)

Sorry you have an "E" Ailment
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/5/14 6:23pm Nick the Bard:

m for multiple sculwhatever

no e at all yet, so call in
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/5/14 6:23pm Caryn:

I have B, E, G, N and P ailments. Let's see which one will be needed.
Avatar Wed. 11/5/14 6:24pm glenn:

i'm in the pink, current health wise.
Avatar Wed. 11/5/14 6:24pm glenn:

well, except for insomnia.
  Wed. 11/5/14 6:24pm Fredericks:

Hello D
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/5/14 6:25pm Caryn:

Oh, and an O ailment.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/5/14 6:25pm Nick the Bard:

well, insomnia would count, call in
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/5/14 6:26pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Good gravy....I just dialed 210-209-9368. Boy, am I embarrassed.
Avatar Wed. 11/5/14 6:27pm Danne D:

LOL Ken :)
Hope you didn't just blurt out a disease to the person on the other end.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/5/14 6:27pm dale:

has anyone said obsessive compulsive disorder yet? cuz andy has that, pretty sure.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/5/14 6:27pm Caryn:

And an R ailment. Man, I'm sick.
  Wed. 11/5/14 6:27pm Robert:

X is going to be hard to get. You need people to phone in with xeroderma, xerophthalmia,..I don't know what else.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/5/14 6:27pm Carmichael:

I take beer. A lot.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/5/14 6:27pm Nick the Bard:

xenophobia
  Wed. 11/5/14 6:28pm Fredericks:

Can't get through. First time that ever happened. Great topic!
Avatar Wed. 11/5/14 6:28pm glenn:

jesus h., SEVEN medications? buy some b.c. bud, dude.
  Wed. 11/5/14 6:28pm Robert:

Good one, Nick! Hey, wait, wasn't that in the newsletter?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/5/14 6:29pm Nick the Bard:

glass bones is like, kind of real, it was what samuael l jackson had in unbreakable
Avatar Wed. 11/5/14 6:30pm Danne D:

H covered? Otherwise a hypochondriac could call in :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/5/14 6:31pm Nick the Bard:

h is covered, hemrroids
Avatar Wed. 11/5/14 6:31pm glenn:

i'm waiting for hugh laurie to call in.
Avatar Wed. 11/5/14 6:31pm Listener David in Budd Lake:

I have a real one for T...Tinnitus
Avatar Wed. 11/5/14 6:31pm northguineahills:

I had a friend who's humorous had almost no marrow, so he kept on breaking it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/5/14 6:33pm Nick the Bard:

t is covered

A, C, E, H, L, M, R, S, T, U are covered
  Wed. 11/5/14 6:34pm Dave:

That long pause before him admitting to maybe having erectile dysfunction just made me laugh out loud so good. Also, Jenna is amazing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/5/14 6:35pm dale:

anyone have gout? or dyspepsia?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/5/14 6:35pm Nick the Bard:

B and F are on hold, still need D, I, J, K, N, P, Q, V, X, Y, Z
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/5/14 6:36pm dale:

i have high t. i know that isn't as officially recognized as low t, but it is just as problematic.
Avatar Wed. 11/5/14 6:37pm Danne D:

FREDERICKS!!!
  Wed. 11/5/14 6:38pm deez:

A true New Port Richie bone spur
Avatar Wed. 11/5/14 6:41pm northguineahills:

I have a V, I'll call if there's enough time.
Avatar Wed. 11/5/14 6:41pm glenn:

uric acid.
  Wed. 11/5/14 6:42pm Reno D:

Simple cure for gout: don't eat meat.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/5/14 6:42pm Nick the Bard:

ok, definitly need - I, J, K, N, P. Q, V, X, Y, Z

might need D or F (lost track of who's calling in with what
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/5/14 6:43pm Nick the Bard:

CALL WITH V ALREADY
  Wed. 11/5/14 6:43pm Fredericks:

I am not listening to Dr. Nick D. Bard anymore.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/5/14 6:43pm Carmichael:

I'm a xenophobe.
  Wed. 11/5/14 6:45pm Phillip (Brooklyn):

I have diabetes! Diagnosed in 2011. I takes metformin and januvia for it
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/5/14 6:45pm dale:

vaginal something or other?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/5/14 6:46pm dale:

i have alcoholism. i take vodka for it.
  Wed. 11/5/14 6:47pm Robert:

I had an inguinal hernia. Lots more common in males than females.
Avatar Wed. 11/5/14 6:47pm t_J:

i wanna quit smoking asap
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/5/14 6:48pm Nick the Bard:

@northguineahills - CALL IN WITH YOUR V THING ALREADY
  Wed. 11/5/14 6:48pm Robert:

Damn, I'm getting over a case of plantar fasciitis, 3rd time.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/5/14 6:49pm Carmichael:

Jock itch?
Avatar Wed. 11/5/14 6:49pm Danne D:

Jaundiced? Call now! 201-209-9368
Avatar Wed. 11/5/14 6:50pm glenn:

supplements for a hernia? stop going to a naturopath and get a real doctor, for christ's sake.
  Wed. 11/5/14 6:52pm Nellie:

Hi Ken! Hi Andy! :) great show!!! Bless all of the callers <3
  Wed. 11/5/14 6:52pm Fredericks:

I have Quadrophenia but, I'm not trying again.
  Wed. 11/5/14 6:53pm Reno D:

The MAD joke was "Humor in a Jugular Vein"
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/5/14 6:53pm Nick the Bard:

Q, X, Y, Z

Go out and get something in the next 7 minutes
  Wed. 11/5/14 6:54pm Robert:

Yo-yo weight gain & loss?
  Wed. 11/5/14 6:54pm sully:

Somebody must have a zit! Call it in.
Avatar Wed. 11/5/14 6:54pm Danne D:

Zoophliacs! Call in now! 201-209-9368
Avatar Wed. 11/5/14 6:54pm northguineahills:

I tried to call a few times in the last 15 minutes for my Von Willebrand's disease, but I never got through.
  Wed. 11/5/14 6:54pm Robert:

You could have a QRS anomaly on your electrocardiogram.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/5/14 6:56pm Nick the Bard:

you could've called in way earlier you knoow >;P
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/5/14 6:56pm Carmichael:

ZITS!!
Avatar Wed. 11/5/14 6:56pm Danne D:

These phobias were a staple of the quiz night I used to run way back when.
Avatar Wed. 11/5/14 6:57pm northguineahills:

xylophobia is the fear of wood.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/5/14 6:57pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Yikes...time's almost up.
Avatar Wed. 11/5/14 6:58pm glenn:

i HAD adhesive capsulitis, but no longer.
Avatar Wed. 11/5/14 6:59pm Danne D:

Have a great night everyone :)
  Wed. 11/5/14 7:01pm Robert:

Aw, too bad, I realized too late I almost certainly have a Q-R elongation on my electrocardiogram because of my cardiomegaly.
  Wed. 11/5/14 7:06pm Fredericks:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDehUgSvM0w
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