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Options April 30, 2014: The Takedown Video Blackmail Game!

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For tonight's show, Andy and I have a new kind of idea involving videos, bad roomates and blackmail, and the idea has a 42% chance of not sucking! Them's some tasty odds! Here's how it will work:

Step 1: Download the latest WFMU App for iPhone or Android.

Step 2: Shoot a 30 second video on your phone, with your narration, describing and showing an irritating habit that your roommate (or husband, wife, kid, parent, BF or GF) has. Here is an example of one that I shot: LINK.

Step 3: Using the WFMU app, hit the button on the bottom right of the main page and choose the option called "Upload Pics and Videos." Fill our the short form and upload your video!

Step 4: I will receive your video during the show and I will link to it from this page (see below)

Step 5: Tell your roomate that now the WHOLE WORLD knows about their awful, irritating habit, and a video is online about it, and Andy and I are talking about it on the radio. Tell your roommate that if they want the video taken off the internet, they can call me and Andy at 201-209-9368, and we're receptive to any reasonable offer.

Video #1

Video #2

Video #3 about Erica's Bad Habit

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Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/30/14 6:04pm common:

soaked. hey!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/30/14 6:05pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Well, what could possibly go wrong with this topic? Let's find out. ...
  Wed. 4/30/14 6:05pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Is it raining?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/30/14 6:05pm Fuzzy:

A real irritating habit that lots of people still seem to have is shooting videos in portrait mode instead of landscape! Don't do it, folks!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/30/14 6:06pm chris:

Pro tip: shoot your video landscape (with your phone horizontal), not portrait, with the phone vertical. Better video! All will praise your skill.
  Wed. 4/30/14 6:06pm That Bipolar Guy:

I have the app
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/30/14 6:06pm chris:

Yeah, right on, Fuzzy!
  Wed. 4/30/14 6:07pm That Bipolar Guy:

How about bed bugs biting a persons legs
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/30/14 6:07pm Fuzzy:

Word!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/30/14 6:08pm Mike East:

dang, I wish I was home. My family does annoying stuff all the time!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/30/14 6:08pm cklequ:

You landscape elitists are all the same. I couldn't decide between landscape and portrait, so i never got a cell phone.
  Wed. 4/30/14 6:09pm conrad:

Donald Sterling would hate this episode.
  Wed. 4/30/14 6:09pm ScottC:

this idea is so bad that you should have a Foley Artist that will drop crockery on the floor for at least One Laugh...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/30/14 6:10pm Nick the Bard:

How about you record a video then and actually try to MAKE it funny then Mr. Comedy All Father.
  Wed. 4/30/14 6:11pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Will Andy's Chinese houseboy / slave upload a video?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/30/14 6:11pm Greg from Bloomfield:

Are cat videos acceptable?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/30/14 6:11pm Nick the Bard:

I woudl make one, but I dont' have anything to run apps on.
Avatar Wed. 4/30/14 6:12pm EzSezz:

It's not a fatal flaw but ... if you watch the video clip it's tough to hear over Andy and Ken talking. Love the anti-fan guy video!
Avatar Wed. 4/30/14 6:12pm drewo:

I hope Video #2 yanked the chord on that fan.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/30/14 6:13pm cklequ:

They may be acceptable, Greg.
But cats don't give a shit. You can't blackmail them, they're too smart.
  Wed. 4/30/14 6:13pm ScottC:

do the show with the painting...
  Wed. 4/30/14 6:14pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Liz hates Andy's guts, bigtime...
  Wed. 4/30/14 6:15pm Danne D:

love the comments board.
can't believe I got through.

if you play sand volleyball today it would be mud volleyball
  Wed. 4/30/14 6:15pm mink:

lol@scott
Avatar Wed. 4/30/14 6:16pm northguineahills:

After Andy said, "Liz inherits the station!", my laptop crashed!
  Wed. 4/30/14 6:16pm ScottC:

shaves over my tooth brush while snorting cocaine...
  Wed. 4/30/14 6:18pm mink:

that fan video is a lot more powerful audio-only... she sounds like a psycho o.o
  Wed. 4/30/14 6:18pm Danne D:

let's see if Jeff can go 2 for 2
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/30/14 6:18pm Nick the Bard:

Ha! I got off the hook for last weeks show >;P
Avatar Wed. 4/30/14 6:18pm Blunterson:

I blame society
  Wed. 4/30/14 6:19pm ScottC:

passes out in the garage at 3AM with the car still running - next time I don't save him...
  Wed. 4/30/14 6:19pm That Bipolar Guy:

I think Liz would make a great station manager!
Liz I am 100% in your camp more women should be station managers!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/30/14 6:21pm Nick the Bard:

Go away MediBioTech customer service guy, we don't need your calls.
  Wed. 4/30/14 6:21pm ScottC:

likes - and cooks - horse meat...
Avatar Wed. 4/30/14 6:21pm earrie:

h-o-p-e
  Wed. 4/30/14 6:22pm ScottC:

saves his urine in fruit jars under his bed...
  Wed. 4/30/14 6:23pm Jeff:

Glad I got you off the hook Nick!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/30/14 6:24pm common:

i made a great video about my cat painting all over our apartment, but i aint got no smart phone. i aint all fancy n shit.
Avatar Wed. 4/30/14 6:24pm EzSezz:

Plays his radio all night, gets up 3 or 4 times to use the bathroom, occasionally knocks a book off the bedside table... Oh, scratch that, that's me.
Avatar Wed. 4/30/14 6:25pm Marcel M:

Maybe if you sent the email sooner than the day of I would have done one!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/30/14 6:25pm Mike East:

the problem, ken, is that I've been at work since you sent the email out, and I'm guessing most others are as well...therefore, I can't take a video of my homelife.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/30/14 6:25pm chris:

Can listener Allison get a SUW T-Shirt for being the only person to send a video? :-)
  Wed. 4/30/14 6:25pm ScottC:

as a cab driver who has been "choked out" one-too-many-times, he has - like 6 hand guns...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/30/14 6:26pm Fuzzy:

a 40 bottle holds more -- much more convenient.
Avatar Wed. 4/30/14 6:26pm Marcel M:

Nailed it Mike East! They must have realized this...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/30/14 6:26pm common:

this is actually funny.
  Wed. 4/30/14 6:27pm ScottC:

has a friend of his come by once a week to sell us dented canned food - Cheap!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/30/14 6:27pm Nick the Bard:

But people carpool, and their carpool mates are probably leaving fast food wrappers and toenail clippings all over the car, so get someone in the car to record that.
  Wed. 4/30/14 6:28pm Danne D:

Fatal flaw: Ken giving everyone like an hour to do this. woulda been better to do it with a 7-day lead time.
Avatar Wed. 4/30/14 6:28pm Chris M.:

i can't wait to see Run For Glover but i am worried that he's getting too old for this shit.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/30/14 6:28pm Mike East:

damn, you're right, Nick. I used to hate when people used my car as a garbage can...alas, I take the bus these days...not that I'm short on complaints about the human filth that I take the bus with.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/30/14 6:29pm common:

i still love punch drunk love.
  Wed. 4/30/14 6:29pm Danne D:

I prefer Run From Sandler
  Wed. 4/30/14 6:29pm ScottC:

one time - I saw a mushroom on the sidewalk outside laying in dog pee. An hour later I saw that mushroom on the kitchen cutting board...
  Wed. 4/30/14 6:30pm mink:

...and that's the day we discovered that every listener of this show is an introvert when it comes to moving pictures
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/30/14 6:30pm common:

@scottc: hiiiiiiiiilarious!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/30/14 6:30pm Nick the Bard:

So get some hobo on the bus that's peeing down his leg and messing up the seats for everyone else
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/30/14 6:31pm dale:

i would have made a video if i had a smart phone. my wife is a slelfish bitch and won't let me have one
  Wed. 4/30/14 6:32pm mink:

i hate shellfish
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/30/14 6:33pm cklequ:

en.wikipedia.org...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/30/14 6:33pm Nick the Bard:

I think what we need here is to get one of those Star Trek food computers to do this show.
  Wed. 4/30/14 6:33pm LG:

A listener's poor attempt to help save the show:

Upload videos without the app at blogfiles.wfmu.org...
Avatar Wed. 4/30/14 6:33pm EzSezz:

Fatal flaw.... We're too old.
Avatar Wed. 4/30/14 6:35pm amanda c:

just got here. did i miss anything? no? oh, okay.
Avatar Wed. 4/30/14 6:35pm Fredericks:

And time's too short.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/30/14 6:36pm Greg from Bloomfield:

Silver lining is that the "Auditioning Co-Hosts In Case Ken Dies" idea may actually work!
  Wed. 4/30/14 6:36pm Kati:

This is an entertaining idea for those that don't have to deal with the repercussions.
Avatar Wed. 4/30/14 6:37pm ironybread:

I'm not shooting a video because I'm sick, and I have no talent, and I have no phone. I have not called in to say this. It would only fill ten seconds of airtime and it WOULDN'T BE GOOD ENOUGH. The show is DOOMED. And it's MY FAULT
Avatar Wed. 4/30/14 6:38pm amanda c:

@Greg- that is an excellent idea
  Wed. 4/30/14 6:39pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Andy needs an Alienist
  Wed. 4/30/14 6:39pm herb.nyc:

Uh, is JO a masterbaker?
  Wed. 4/30/14 6:39pm SeanG:

Money does not bring happiness
Avatar Wed. 4/30/14 6:40pm Peanut:

Maybe this isn't working because people are in a panic over the FLASH FLOOD WARNINGS!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/30/14 6:40pm dale:

if andy had expended energy there would be a different theme to the show.
Avatar Wed. 4/30/14 6:40pm EzSezz:

Hey, get off Allison's back, Andy!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/30/14 6:40pm dale:

couldn't andy have made one about don mcclean?
  Wed. 4/30/14 6:41pm ScottC:

i would have made a video but my roommate stole my iPhone last week to buy cocaine...
  Wed. 4/30/14 6:41pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Abandon All Hope, Ken...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/30/14 6:41pm common:

@scottc: the same roommate with the pee mushroom?
Avatar Wed. 4/30/14 6:41pm Peanut:

That don mcclean episode was historic.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/30/14 6:42pm dale:

KEN - we must be sleeping with the same woman - i'm always pushing my wife over on her side. i have to take a sleeping pill to get a decent nights rest. shoulda made a video about it.
Avatar Wed. 4/30/14 6:43pm Fredericks:

Tennis ball in the nasal cavity.
  Wed. 4/30/14 6:43pm Nellie:

Don't give up hope! You guys are great :)
  Wed. 4/30/14 6:45pm ScottC:

@common - he is Willie - the killer of clean...
Avatar Wed. 4/30/14 6:45pm EzSezz:

Any news about the boiler?
  Wed. 4/30/14 6:45pm herb.nyc:

I submitted too. ~7 min ago
Avatar Wed. 4/30/14 6:45pm earrie:

Hey snorers, try getting fitted for a bite plate guard. Usually for grinding, but can also resolve sleep apnea-related snoring.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/30/14 6:46pm common:

@scottc: oh, that evil willie. does he share his coke at least?
  Wed. 4/30/14 6:46pm ScottC:

I hear him coming in - I have to be careful cause he cracked a few of my ribs in a little dispute back in 2012...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/30/14 6:48pm chris:

Next week: video blackmail part two: now we have videos!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/30/14 6:49pm chris:

How does Erica know she's being blackmailed again?
  Wed. 4/30/14 6:51pm ScottC:

I'll trade ya two Willies for one Erica… help….
Avatar Wed. 4/30/14 6:52pm Blunterson:

Are you sure it's not "Shame on you America"?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/30/14 6:54pm JakeGould:

Who’s Ken’s roommates?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/30/14 6:58pm JakeGould:

Veronica’s sister seems to be faking it.
Avatar Wed. 4/30/14 6:58pm EzSezz:

New low! Showing a video of a sick person taken against her will. What would Kant say?
  Wed. 4/30/14 6:59pm Michael:

I think Andy does this because it reduces the chances that he'll act this way during the rest of the week, with his family or (more importantly) to people he can't afford to abuse because they might buy his next show.

I've never heard him as polite and human as when he was trying to pitch to a producer on-air....
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