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August 14, 2012: Fail
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|Johnny Rix & Pat Martin||BROKEN WINGS||This is the technical difficulties podcast. Last Friday as I began The Process, my monitor suddenly flashed "YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN BLOCKED." Complete with FBI shield, it informed me that my computer was swarming with child pornography, terrorist information and other porn images (I knew that Courtney Love picture and Troy Hess songs would get me in trouble). It advised me to send $200 as a 'fine' or "I would be arrested." Got me! I called the FBI. A very nice woman informed me "We don't do that. We just come and get you early in the morning." (honest to-God quote). My provider was useless, but they gave me the number for Norton Security, who I reached in India, and from halfway across the planet, Prem was able to straighten me out in about 3 hours for a sounds-reasonable $100. They also cleared out a lot of crap and things are much better now, thank you. Two days of resetting preferences etc and we're back in bidness. So let that be a lesson: This happened to me because I was lax in updating my anti-virus and -spyware software. And my unnatural attachment to Courtney Love.|
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