Professor Dum Dum's Lab:
Playlist
from April 3, 2012
Professor Dum Dum's Lab:
Playlist
from April 3, 2012
Professor Dum Dum, scientist of music, performs experiments in music and human behaviour. Living, breathing volunteers subject themselves to his verbal vivisection, helping all to understand what laymen call "absurdity."
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April 3, 2012
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| Artist | Track | Album | Label | Approx. start time |
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| Korova |
Der Schlafmann Kommt
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Dead Like an Angel | Napalm Records | 0:00:00 () |
| Mercyful Fate |
At the Sound of the Demon Bell
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Live | n/a | 0:03:15 () |
| Mercyful Fate |
Melissa
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Melissa | Roadrunner Records | 0:08:33 () |
| Candlemass |
The Mad Queen Bee
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Psalms for the Dead | Napalm Records | 0:15:08 () |
| Diabulus in Musica |
Track #3
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The Wanderer | Napalnm Records | 0:27:49 () |
| Ahab |
Track #4
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The Giant | Napalm Records | 0:31:32 () |
| Xandria |
The Dream is Still Alive
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Neverworld's End | Napalm Records | 0:43:08 () |
| The 11th Hour |
Bury Me
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Lacrima Mortis | Napalm Records | 0:47:22 () |
| Skrymold |
Track 7
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Baldur | Napalm Records | 1:08:13 () |
| Isole |
Condemned
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Born From Shadows | Napalm Records | 1:14:51 () |
| Huntress |
Track 3
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Spell Eater | Napalm Records | 1:19:37 () |
| Stream of Passion |
The Mirror
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Darker Days | 1:23:59 () | |
| Elend |
les Tenebres Du Dehors
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Les Tenebres du Dehors | Holy Records | 1:27:25 () |
| Xandria |
Forevermore
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Neverworld's End | Napalm Records | 1:31:38 () |
| King Diamond |
The Lake
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Fatal Portrait | Roadrunner Records | 1:46:42 () |
| Borknager |
Track 11
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URD | Poopydoopy | 1:50:48 () |
| Seance |
Sin
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Forever Laid to Rest | Black Mark Productions | 2:01:07 () |
| Stream of Passion |
This Moment
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Darker Days | Napalm Records | 2:03:50 () |
| Sanctuary |
The Mirror Black
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The Mirror Black | CBS | 2:07:43 () |
| Xandria |
All of the Winds
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Neverworld's End | Napalm Records | 2:12:44 () |
| Atrox |
Heartquake
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Orgasm | Code666 | 2:17:29 () |
| Mercyful Fate |
Doomed By the Living Dead
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live | n/a | 2:35:38 () |
| Therion |
Asgard
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Secret of the Ruins | Nuclear Blast | 2:40:11 () |
| Diabulus in Musica |
#7
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The Wanderer | Napalm Records | 2:44:11 () |
| Deathrow |
Dragon's Blood
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Raging Steel | Displeased Records | 2:48:44 () |
| Black Sabbath |
Johnny Blade
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Never Say Die | WB | 2:52:10 () |
Listener comments! | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 12:05am
Metallica:
"Der Schlafmann Kommt" is just "Enter Sandman" in German!!! WTF!!! | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 12:13am
Your Satanic Majesty:
My eyes are burning from reading that.....& Wilkommen Professor...& the rest of you sh!t puppets....you too Mathew. | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 12:19am
Your Satanic Majesty:
Professor...I read the news today...your arch nemesis Bill Zebub has met his tragic end....do the police have you listed as a prime suspect??...or is this more evil promotion genius?...R.I.P. Bill ye auld bastard......perhaps?? | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 12:19am
Ugly Baby Jesus:
How ya gonna fuck with me this week? HUH? HUH?????? | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 12:22am
Ugly Baby Jesus:
I'm hysterical, not historical. When you dickwads gonna GET THAT!!!!! | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 12:25am
Ugly Baby Jesus:
Which animal species specializes in picking up female callers on a radio shows? | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 12:25am
Your Satanic Majesty:
Heres your cue Matt.....panty melting type-o- cd's.... | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 12:46am
The Ass from Jesus's Manger:
I saw the Ugly Baby Jesus Lying in a manger. He was so little, plump, and dumb, And unaware of danger. When Joe and Mary went to fuck Out in the barnyard mud I got a sneaky plan in mind To snatch myself some food. The ugly baby goo'ed and gah'ed As I approached the manger. My mouth was watering, as I gazed Like some old perved-out stranger. My donkey teeth chomped on his butt And I bit off a piece. I ate and ate his tasty flesh, It was a donkey feast! The ugly baby cried and wailed But no help was in sight. Joe and Mary's sexed-up moans Outweighed his sounds of fright. I chewed his limbs off one by one While Jesus screamed so bad. I think his pain more than his taste Made my dear ass-heart glad. My final thought while swallowing His weensy little prick Was "Now I've turned the tables, as A donkey sucks dead dick." | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 12:46am
Your Satanic Majesty:
Give the message boards some attention tonight....it's easier to speak than it is to type.....we are pressured to spell correctly....we deserve YOU giving US a voice....Goddamn it.......please???.... | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 12:56am
Scuttle:
Voice strong again! | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 12:59am
Your Satanic Majesty:
Things in the bible completely made up???.....I am aghast! | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 1:00am
Your Satanic Majesty:
He doesn't know how to operate the phones Johanna.....STILL.... | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 1:06am
The Ass from Jesus's Manger:
If I wonder whether YSM is S.M. Ken, does that make me a smart ass? | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 1:07am
King Dean:
i know johanna watches videos of bananas being used in strange ways | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 1:11am
Queen Johannah of Canada:
I have used bananas in a lot of strange ways. | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 1:12am
Your Satanic Majesty:
what is strange to you....may not be strange at all to others..... | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 1:12am
The Ass from Jesus's Manger:
Never Ban Johanna's Bananas! | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 1:13am
The Ass from Jesus's Manger:
She can use my banana any old time. SRSLY. | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 1:14am
Matt:
hahha panty melting...too funny | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 1:19am
Your Satanic Majesty:
Ha ha....A warning to any & all females that listen to this show....when Listener Matt breaks out the type-o- cd's....look out ladies....You have been warned.... | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 1:21am
Barry White:
I just wish I had Matt's madd skillz with the panty meltin' tuneage! | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 1:25am
Your Satanic Majesty:
Arjen Anthony Lucassen and Marcela Bovio founded this band....first album was an Internet only release...stream of passion that is....dont thin either one is still w/ the band. | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 1:26am
Matt:
hahha that was too good...i think i'll listen to type-o- right now haha | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 1:30am
Your Satanic Majesty:
Everytime I hear this song by Elend.....The feeling I get....I wonder if this is how Bella lugosi felt when he went on a heroin binge.... | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 1:41am
Three Some:
Kaitlyn and Johanna, perfect together | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 1:44am
Your Satanic Majesty:
Caitlyn...you didnt fall asleep......I tried to warn you...Mathew's type-o- cd's strike again | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 1:45am
Three Some:
Spring out of her clitoris? | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 1:46am
Matt:
haha yup you're next YSM | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 1:47am
Your Satanic Majesty:
Speakin of Kink Deaner......wheres our poem????? | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 1:50am
Your Satanic Majesty:
I cant be next...I'm not done toying w/ you....FFS. | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 1:52am
Your Satanic Majesty:
& BTW No pressure Deaner | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 1:55am
Matt:
haha damn... i'll get you one day | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 1:59am
Your Satanic Majesty:
Your hope.....the destroyer......ha ha ha....I didnt say not to keep tryin....Ha ha | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 2:01am
Your Satanic Majesty:
Rest in Pieces WXHD... | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 2:03am
The Ass from Jesus's Manger:
When I ate Ugly Baby Jesus's body parts, that made them into "pieces of ass." | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 2:04am
Matt:
haha i know you didn't...just don't let your guard down haha | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 2:10am
Your Satanic Majesty:
Awesome....I've not heard this sanctuary tune in a long time...excellent choice professor. | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 2:21am
Your Satanic Majesty:
This reminds me of that Tactile Gemma tune you play professor..."Whiz".....I really like that for whatever reason | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 2:25am
Your Satanic Majesty:
Not quite over the pollen..."Tree Sperm" affliction....I had an uncle that coughed like that once Professor.....HE DIED. | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 2:26am
Your Satanic Majesty:
Ty Deaner....All is right w/ the world..... | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 2:26am
King Dean:
ugly baby jesus has gone to the zoo to give a lucky animal something to chew which lucky beast will be fed today? will it be a bonobo or a manta ray? which animal looks a little thin? perhaps theres an underfed pangolin? maybe we'll go with a biblical take dress jesus as an apple and feed him to a snake who else was present on noahs ark? ground up baby jesus lapped up by an aardvark i think we'll go with a revenge dish one jesus is enough to feed forty fish thrown over a fence into the water hungry sea life begins the slaughter little teeth ripping the buoyant child chumming the water getting them more riled finishing the job like jonah's tale the microscopic remains are eaten by a whale. | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 2:28am
Your Satanic Majesty:
I'm fine w/ Johanna......just that when it comes to Canadians...I'm Bias.Maybe it's just the Panty melting,but Matthew's got my vote...everytime.... | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 2:30am
Scuttle:
Great poems!! Impressed | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 2:31am
Your Satanic Majesty:
I liked Johanna's poem.....she is the weener...now post the goddamned thing.....please... | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 2:33am
Queen Johannah of Canada:
Now I have met quite the feat, to try and find ways to use baby jesus meat, to mince, to mash, to tear apart, every single piece i received from this little tart, to find the way most well hidden, too make my pet positively smitten, a blend of parsley, onions, and kale, oh my, i can just see her little tail, stir in a pinch of salt and pepper, a little lemon juice to lose the texture of leather, and lay it out on the smallest plate, and pray my pup won't keep me up too late | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 2:34am
Matt:
haha thanks YSM | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 2:36am
Your Satanic Majesty:
Awesome...Thank you Very much Johanna.....& indeed Matt.... | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 2:39am
Asanarama:
Tonight's topic reminds me of something a friend of mine told me. When he was young, he formed this strange mental image due to a combination of two things. When he heard the lyrics "holy infant so tender and mild" it would juxtapose with the phrase "tender and mild" from a Jimmy Dean sausage commercial. He couldn't help but picture baby Jesus coated in grease like a sausage. | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 2:43am
The Ass from Jesus's Manger:
I don't need no Assguard! | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 2:51am
Elisa:
nice | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 2:52am
Matt:
pretty awesome "Deathrow" tune | |
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Tue. 4/3/12 2:58am
The Ass from Jesus's Manger:
quick, mop the floor before julie sees! | |
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