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Options January 4, 2012: 2012 News Prediction Betting Pool

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Listener comments!

  Wed. 1/4/12 5:51pm Listener Julian:

I predict at least 8 "encore" episodes of 7SD this year!
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:02pm Listener zero, wearing 3 magic t-shirts:

I predict that the Cavalcade of Comedy CD finally gets made!
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:03pm G:

I predict BHO will blame the economy on anyone but himself.
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:03pm glenn:

i predict that harold camping will predict the end of the world.
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:04pm G:

i predict that a commenter will predict that harold camping will predict the end of the world
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:04pm anne:

miss you guys!
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:04pm PMD:

Happy 2012!
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:05pm kme in chi:

My prediction is that this is the year that 90s retro goes really big. Buy stock in Doc Martens, Right Said Fred, and Lisa Loeb.
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:05pm G:

cean't hang in with anger management!
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:06pm G:

can't
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:06pm Matt from Springfield:

Andy, Gaylord and Irwin! Did you guys play "Beatles Trivia" again?
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:06pm Matt from Springfield:

@G: In Gaelic, it is "cean't".
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:07pm G:

my bad.
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:07pm Carmichael:

Can I swap this show for Daniel Blumin?
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:07pm G:

yes, in the archives, carm
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:08pm Carmichael:

I'm on it. Later, suckers!
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:08pm Matt from Springfield:

Salo: Or, the 120 Minutes of Ken.
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:09pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Carmichael will be missing the live video of the bathroom contest.
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:09pm Caryn:

I predict that I cannot come up with a good prediction in the next hour.
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:10pm G:

we all predict that every single 7SD show will peter out pitifully at some point, all year
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:11pm glenn:

i guess canadian dollar coins won't be accepted, huh?
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:12pm Danne D:

Do predictions for dead air count?
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:12pm G:

it sponsors that ashley-madison cheating site
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:12pm Caryn:

Although, considering past experience, I could predict that it is likely that some disaster will occur on my birthday. Fukujima: on my birthday. Madrid train bombings: on my birthday. Various plane crashes, earthquakes and assassinations: on my birthday.
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:14pm PMD:

I dont like that it's determined by AP News. what do they know??
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:16pm Caryn:

If Andy starts the war with Iran in April, who wins?
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:16pm G:

@PMD: not much, other than their specific class prejudices.
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:16pm G:

If Iran nukes Andy, who wins?
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:16pm kat330:

HNY to anyone I've not typed that to yet! (Like Andy and Danne D)!
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:17pm Listener Julian:

Even Ken is sick of this show.
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:17pm Danne D:

My guess: Millions of students expelled from school for doing book reports on Rick Santorum
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:18pm Danne D:

Google is not your friend, kids

Happy New Year Kat330 :)
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:18pm G:

Paul-Palin. Behold the power of alliteration.
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:19pm r:

I'd say end of the world, but then I wouldn't get my dollar because the world would be over
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:20pm Zerbo:

Wasn't there going to be a contest here tonight?
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:20pm Caryn:

@r: and it wouldn't be the news story of the year, because AP and the rest of the world wouldn't be around to declare it so.
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:21pm Listener Julian:

Oh my god. Two old men in khaki pants trying to not to pee. Best show idea ever. Eat your heart out, Tom Scharpling.
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:21pm rt:

only an hour before? that's no risk
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:21pm Matt from Springfield:

"Vice Admiral James Bond Stockdale (December 23, 1923 – July 5, 2005)", so he's been lost behind the couch with the loose change and Cheetos for quite some time.

Whoa, his name was "James Bond"??! If he couldn't break out of the prison camp, it looks doubtful the agent James Bond would.
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:21pm Danne D:

Careful guys - people have died with similar stunts (for real):

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/hold-your-wee-wii-lawsuit
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:22pm Danne D:

Whoa - that's like cosmic timing Ken. I typed that right before you mention it
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:22pm Caryn:

holy heck, James Bond Stockdale!?!
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:22pm Matt from Springfield:

I would totally listen to that show: "Mayor Bloomberg Is Stuck In A Room with Ken and Andy for One Hour"!!
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:24pm Caryn:

@Matt: yeah, that would be awesome. But Bloomberg is so small, he could easily crawl to freedom through the heating ducts.
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:24pm G:

@Zerbo: Ken musta checked with Legal.
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:24pm kat330:

I see no NY resolutions for kindness...
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:24pm Listener Julian:

When Andy says "this system hasn't been updated in 30 years" does he mean WFMU's phones or the "is this me" gag
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:25pm Danne D:

I gotta run kids :) Have fun :)
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:25pm G:

On grownup shows, the screener comes on and tells the person on hold, "You're next"
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:25pm Caryn:

I did once go 3 days without going to the bathroom, but I was sick and totally dehydrated.
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:27pm Ken From Hyde Park:

I thought the bathroom contest was tonight, too. So I predict the big banks pull financial shenanigans again like they did a couple of years ago.
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:27pm PMD:

Wow Caryn, that's amazing...
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:28pm JT:

I predict Pat Robertson will make a prediction. And I predict Harold Camping will make a prediction. Two pre diction intelligences.
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:28pm kat330:

It's a safe prediction Mother Nature will wreak revenge somewhere or other.
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:28pm G:

@Ken from HP: One good wrongful peeholding death suit would suck up several multiples of the station's annual budget. It seems unlikely that death would ensue from the stunt, but can that risk be run? Obviously not.
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:29pm Listener Julian:

What is up with republican kids calling into FMU?
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:30pm G:

The pointless prepubescent call. An FMU call-in tradition.
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:30pm concerned:

Please ascertain the age of this child
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:31pm Matt from Springfield:

@Julian,G: Is the kid Canadian??!
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:31pm kat330:

@Julian: Irwin's kin?
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:31pm G:

If 7SD is obscene, could having this kid on the phone open things up to child molestation charges?
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:32pm Listener Julian:

This show /is/ going great!
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:33pm Matt from Springfield:

"This is a new postal location, you might want to write this down..."
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:34pm kat330:

Besides North Korea, gotta be some awful Pakistan situation.
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:35pm Listener zero:

Eurozone meltdown! Can I send in $5? I don't have any spare $1 ones.
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:37pm Caryn:

In the US, you sue the radio station if their show stunt causes a death. In the UK, the wife of the man who died of laughter watching "The Goodies" didn't sue them. Then again, I think that was because the radio station should've done research into the dangers of the stunt. Someone laughing themselves to death is not as predictable.
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:38pm Listener zero:

<3 John McCabe
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:39pm John McCabe in L.A.:

i'm not sending in my dollar because i don't like the why you guys hung up on me
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:40pm Caryn:

A meteorite landed yesterday. Cool videos of the ball of fire streaking through the sky on the news today. Not big news, though. That commercial aircraft better land on something major to become news story no. 1.
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:40pm G:

techy
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:41pm Matt from Springfield:

I'll get philosophical here: My prediction, is that the print-media heavy Associated Press will fold in 2012, leaving us unable to find a winner for the AP top story of 2012!
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:41pm Matt from Springfield:

...not that I would win the pool money, but what an outcome! Somebody had to say it :)
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:42pm Listener zero:

On second thought – can I send in €s instead of $s?
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:42pm kkk:

Oh, thank you for being so smart. It's cool.
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:43pm Caryn:

Well, Matt, the AP would certainly consider their end the biggest news ever, so you would win! Yay!
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:44pm Listener zero:

Hey, that guy stole my prediction!
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:45pm conrad:

"It's cool to be smart" isn't the classic that "We got Lionels coming out of our ass" is. (Anyone remember that one from last Sept?) Too bad it didn't catch on...
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:45pm G:

I am become smart, destroyer of cool.
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:46pm Listener zero:

Sam, you malignant, mischievious, monstrous maggot!
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:46pm kat330:

When was it cool NOT to be smart? Oh, right, the reign of reality tv....
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:47pm Caryn:

And if you're stuck in the desert, it's smart to be cool.
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:48pm Matt from Springfield:

@Caryn: Just maybe! :)
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:48pm Nick Lowe:

Gotta be cool to be kind
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:48pm PMD:

@G, that's cool.
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:48pm Caryn:

Is Andy admitting that he tried to win the AP thing a few years back by sending his geese to crash into the plane?
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:49pm G:

cant put it past him, Caryn
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:49pm John McCabe in L.A.:

"it's cool to be smart" sounds like something Neil Cohen would say
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:50pm Listener Julian:

All are welcome in the Happiness Hut!
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:50pm kat330:

Ah, now need a new theme song -- a new take on Lowe.
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:50pm Listener Julian:

It's Cool To Be Smart, with your hosts Bronwyn C. and Clay Pigeon!
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:50pm kat330:

That's a happy kid!
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:51pm Caryn:

Oh sheesh, if you change your name to that, you're gonna sound like a "The more you know" PSA. Or the lesson of an after-school special.
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:52pm Matt from Springfield:

@Julian: That would be a cool mix, and a show worthy of the title!

Now with Ken and Andy it should be "It's Not Cool To Be It's Cool To Be Smart"!!
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:52pm JT:

I guess it's hard for Andy since the credits are always at the end of the movies these days... he HAS to wait thru the flick to find out!
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:53pm Ken From Hyde Park:

First time caller; long time listener. I can't believe I got through.
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:54pm Listener Julian:

The perfect call!
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:54pm Caryn:

And soon someone on the comments board will dig up a youtube clip of a Fat Albert cartoon where the point was "it's cool to be smart". Maybe that should be my prediction.
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:55pm Matt from Springfield:

Re: Russia-Georgia war: It was a pretty long war, if you're used to the Israeli-Arab wars.
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:56pm JT:

"Welcome to Seaworld."
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:56pm morr:

end of the world?
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:56pm Iran:

@Matt: Our next war with Israel will also be very short. Under ten minutes, we think.
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:57pm kat330:

My happy place is floating on Mirror Lake in Yosemite looking up at Half Dome.
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:57pm Caryn:

Did Andy tell the Geek Squad that "it's cool to be smart".
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:57pm Listener zero:

That guy who stole my Eurozone idea will win, darnit. My only solace: Money will not be worth much by then anymore.
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:57pm JT:

End of Seaworld.
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:58pm Caryn:

I wasn't smart enough to end my last comment with a question mark. Darn!
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:58pm kat330:

Will you be live in the studio next week?
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:58pm Ken From Hyde Park:

No hurricane disasters given yet. Lots of cities still available.
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:59pm Listener zero:

So, 7SD live detention show on the 11th?
  Wed. 1/4/12 6:59pm Listener Julian:

Was Weev trolling Ken?
  Wed. 1/4/12 7:00pm Caryn:

Lamin could now call his show Seven Second Delay. But why would he want to?
  Wed. 1/4/12 7:00pm Matt from Springfield:

@Caryn: And see his numbers PLUMMET? No thanks! :)
  Wed. 1/4/12 7:00pm Iran:

He could call it Second Seven Second Delay
  Wed. 1/4/12 7:01pm Matt from Springfield:

Have a good night everyone!
  Wed. 1/4/12 7:03pm Listener zero:

Weev's shows: http://wfmu.org/playlists/WV
  Thu. 1/5/12 1:43am raggy:

PLEASE keep the name of the show "It'sCool To Be Smart"!!
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