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Options November 25, 2011: Our Future?
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Artist Track Album Label Year Format Comments Approx. start time
Black Ivory  Our Future?   Options   Today Records  1972  45    0:00:00 ()
Teeth of the Hydra  Radios Explode (Listen: )   Options We Are the Fantasy  Volume Jammer  2002  CD    0:03:48 ()
Lair of the Minotaur  Slaughter the Bestial Legion   Options War Metal Battle Master  Southern Lord  2008  CD    0:08:33 ()
WOLD  Death Spiral   Options Working Together for Our Privacy  Profound Lore  2010  CD    0:13:17 ()
Wormsblood  The First Dim Shinings (of Those About to Awaken)   Options Master of Creation Demos  Barbarian Records  2008  CD    0:25:25 ()
 
Keiji Haino  First Blackness   Options A Challenge to Fate  Les Disques du Soleil  1994  CD    0:38:39 ()
Sunn O)))  Black Wedding   Options The GrimmRobe Demos  Southern Lord  1999  CD    0:41:48 ()
 
Book of Black Earth  Horoskripture   Options Horoskopus  Prosthetic  2009  CD    1:05:50 ()
Ensepulchred   Along Paths Where The Infected Lurk   Options The Night Our Rituals Blackened The Stars  Autopsy Kitchen  2006  CD    1:09:07 ()
GHQ  Black River Apples   Options Cosmology Of Eye  Time-Lag  2006  CD    1:13:39 ()
The Velvet Underground  Black Angel's Death Song   Options Peel Slowly and See  Polydor  1995  CD  Originally released in 1967  1:20:23 ()
Keiji Haino  Second Blackness   Options A Challenge to Fate  Le Disques du Soleil  1994  CD    1:23:34 ()
 
Miasma & The Carousel Of Headless Horses  Blackening Crows Templar / The Mage   Options Perils  Web of Mimicry  2005  CD    1:30:25 ()
The Rolling Stones  Sweet Black Angel   Options Exile on Main Street  Virgin / Rolling Stones Records  1994  CD  Originally released in 1972  1:39:04 ()
Tetuzi Akiyama  Black Sally is a Tough Shit   Options Route 13 to the Gates of Hell: Live in Tokyo  Headz  2005  CD    1:41:40 ()
Hans Reichel with Fred Frith  Section V   Options Stop Complaining / Sundown  FMP  1991  CD    1:43:55 ()
September Band  O Là Là, Sans Sous   Options The Vandœuvre Concert  FMP  1995  CD  Hans Reichel / Shelley Hirsch / Rudiger Carl / Paul Lovens  1:48:05 ()
Manuela+  Those Were the Days   Options Live in Berlin  FMP  2011  CD  Rudiger Carl / Hans Reichel / Carlos Zingaro / Jin Hi Kim  1:51:54 ()
 
Laibach   Message From the Black Star   Options Jesus Christ Superstars  Mute Records  1996  CD    2:02:25 ()
Blackdeath  Die 666. Dimension   Options Kalte Lieder aus der Hölle  Hospital Productions  2010  CD    2:07:58 ()
Gromm  Seeds & Bones   Options Happiness - It's When You Are Dead  Blackmetal.com Records  2005  CD    2:12:26 ()
Keiji Haino  Third Blackness   Options A Challenge to Fate  Le Disques du Soleil  1994  CD    2:19:38 ()
The Beatles  Baby's in Black   Options Beatles For Sale (No. 2)  Capitol  1992  CD  Originally released in 1965 on Beatles For Sale No. 2  2:22:50 ()
 
Horned Almighty  To the Lord Our Lives   Options Sargeist / Horned Almighty split  Moribund Records  2004  CD    2:28:53 ()
Hades Almighty  A Ballad of Death and Obsession   Options Millenium Nocturne  Hammerheart Records  1999  CD    2:33:40 ()
Thorr's Hammer  Norge   Options Dommedagsnatt  Southern Lord  1996  CD    2:41:42 ()
Lord Belial  Lilith, Demonic Queen of the Black Night   Options Ancient Demons  Regain Records  2008  CD  Originally released in 1994 on "Into the Frozen Shadows"  2:49:08 ()

Listener comments!

  Fri. 11/25/11 3:08pm hamburger:

yeehaw!
  Fri. 11/25/11 3:11pm Ben Drinken:

I guess Satan can have all of the turkey bones in my garbage can if he wants. Not the ones in the garbage can in my kitchen, I mean the ones already thrown out in the big garbage can that gets picked up by the garbage man. Plus i still have some more turkey left to eat. Then he can have those bones.
  Fri. 11/25/11 3:13pm Mike East:

he can have mine after I finish boiling them down for my soup stock.
  Fri. 11/25/11 3:17pm Ben Drinken:

I am soaking some dried beans that came from our garden. good thing satan doesn't own our beans because I plan on making some kick as soup with them. But he can have the pork bones I will use for the soup once I am done with them IThey'll just be out in the garbage can, pick up is Friday mornings and he should plan on getting them before 10am because the garbage man usually comes about 9:30-9:45ish.
  Fri. 11/25/11 3:19pm Satan:

d'yaw shucks, I hopes ma bus don't get no delays for me to pick me up some bones before the garbage man's scheduled pickup... jeewizz
  Fri. 11/25/11 3:19pm DJKG:

hi everyone! thanks for tuning in, satan!!
  Fri. 11/25/11 3:23pm Ba da Bing Ba da Bone:

Hey satan, I gat you bone right heah, baby! come and get it...
  Fri. 11/25/11 3:26pm Satan:

d'yaw boy howdy you be tauntin' me with ma own seeds of temptation for eternal hellfire dontcha know
  Fri. 11/25/11 3:27pm DJKG:

alright, everybody! no picking on satan!!
  Fri. 11/25/11 3:28pm Weird Al Yanko-vicar:

Boodle-oomp oomp oomp,
The evil one rides the bus
And the evil one rides
And the evil one rides,
The evil one rides the bus...
  Fri. 11/25/11 3:28pm Ba da Bing Ba da Bone:

yah I got the bone and i will give it to ya, and I'll pinch your pointy tail off while I'm at it.
  Fri. 11/25/11 3:31pm Ben Drinken:

The vegans that had seitan for Thanksgiving instead of turkey ain't got no bones.
  Fri. 11/25/11 3:35pm Chris in Philly:

BLACK COW! Yes, Play it!
  Fri. 11/25/11 3:36pm Ben Drinken:

the pepper spray lady was part of the occupy wal-mart
  Fri. 11/25/11 3:39pm still b/p:

Black Friday goes to Prince of Darkness in Satan v. Santa match-up. Smart money says repeat in coming years.
  Fri. 11/25/11 3:39pm Ben Drinken:

I thought Black Friday was a movie with Ice Cube in it
  Fri. 11/25/11 3:42pm DJKG:

philly chris: not that steely song...
  Fri. 11/25/11 3:43pm glenn:

stop being so douchy to satan. he's not such a bad guy, and he's super handy at a barbecue.
  Fri. 11/25/11 3:43pm Satan:

holy guacamole
  Fri. 11/25/11 3:46pm Ben Drinken:

@glenn-I know. He is always hanging around my BBQ's just waiting for the bones. We don't even have to think about throwing the bones in the garbage when we are done. He just swoops around a gets them. Because he does after all, own them.
  Fri. 11/25/11 3:48pm glenn:

well really, i was thinking more of hie ability to do beer can chickens on his horns.
  Fri. 11/25/11 3:50pm DJKG:

plus you don't need to worry about having enough lighter fluid!
  Fri. 11/25/11 3:52pm Richard from Venezuela:

Greetings Kurt and all the listeners.
  Fri. 11/25/11 3:53pm glenn:

and if you give him 6 or 7 jello shooters, he can be quite funny.
  Fri. 11/25/11 3:57pm bill:

Who else wants to hear Danzig do "I Am Evil"?
  Fri. 11/25/11 4:00pm DJKG:

i am not at liberty to play danzig.
  Fri. 11/25/11 4:01pm Ben Drinken:

I was in the park one warm summer and was sitting on a bench watching some Puerto Ricans nearby enjoying a nice game of dominoes. Satan came walking by the game of dominoes and told the Puerto Ricans that he needed to collect all of the dominoes. The Puerto Ricans went nuts and kicked satan's ass and pinched off his pointed tail. satan then said he was sorry and was a mistake. He heard that some people were playing a game of bones in the park.
  Fri. 11/25/11 4:09pm DJKG:

ain't no sin to take off your skin.
  Fri. 11/25/11 4:26pm Marmalade kitty:

That was most awesome!
  Fri. 11/25/11 4:27pm DJKG:

hi, marmalade! i was wondering if anyone was still out there...
  Fri. 11/25/11 4:28pm Marmalade kitty:

Hi Kurt! this is most
painful!
  Fri. 11/25/11 4:32pm George:

"When you get through the skin, all three layers, through the muscle, slosh aside the organs, them which is still sloshable, and you get down to the bone...do you know what you do then?
When you get down to the bone, you haven't got all the way yet...there's something inside the bone...the marrow...and that's what you gotta get at."
  Fri. 11/25/11 4:32pm Marmalade kitty:

the microphone must have been in the bowl for that last Keiji Haino recording
  Fri. 11/25/11 4:34pm Richard from Venezuela:

Thanks for Miasma & The Carousel Of Headless Horses. An awesome band.
  Fri. 11/25/11 4:47pm satan:

thanks Ben. you can never have too many bones in the cellar. Do you have any soul you don't want?
  Fri. 11/25/11 4:50pm Ben Drinken:

souls don't have no bones about em. just like bananas.
  Fri. 11/25/11 4:52pm ?:

your show makes me ascared kurt-g
  Fri. 11/25/11 5:03pm glenn:

mar hopkin. the first single released on apple.
  Fri. 11/25/11 5:04pm Ben Drinken:

When I was in Costa Rica one time, I saw a guy feeding a bunch of bananas to some monkeys that were up in some trees. Satan happened to be vacationing there at the time. He made the mistake of walking under the area under the trees where the monkeys were eating the bananas. Satan was on vacation at this time and was trying to keep any idea of collecting bones out of his mind. He was on vacation. then he walked through the huge pile of banana peels discarded by the monkeys and slipped. When he fell it snapped his pointed tail off. He cursed the bananas. and that is why to this day bananas do not have bones.
  Fri. 11/25/11 5:06pm DJKG:

i like your stories, ben.
  Fri. 11/25/11 5:07pm glenn:

they have a sort of chuck norris feel to them.
  Fri. 11/25/11 5:08pm Marmalade kitty:

tell us more, ben!
  Fri. 11/25/11 5:14pm Ben Drinken:

Satan once showed up (well he has been there many times but for the sake of this story) at the WFMU station in Jersey City. He saw station manager Ken at the door. Station manager Ken round house kicked satan up into the studio where Kurt happened to be, on the air. Kurt took one look at satan and gave him a look like no other look in hell. Kurt then told satan that if he did not sit down right now he would need to.......
  Fri. 11/25/11 5:17pm DJKG:

i dunno about that one ... satan could totally kick ken's ass.
  Fri. 11/25/11 5:18pm glenn:

hey kurt, is it true you've counted to infinity twice?
  Fri. 11/25/11 5:19pm DJKG:

i kinda lost count the first time, so i don't know if it's _totally_ true, but for all practical purposes, yeah, i have.
  Fri. 11/25/11 5:22pm Ben Drinken:

as it turns out. station manager Ken did not actually round house kick satan into Kurt's studio. Satan slipped on a banana peel so hard that was left by station manager Ken. and that is how satan ended up in Kurt's studio on air.
  Fri. 11/25/11 5:23pm glenn:

THE TOP TEN CHUCK NORRIS FACTS:
01
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
05
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
06
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
07
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
08
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
09
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
10
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
  Fri. 11/25/11 5:23pm hamburger:

has keiji worked at starbucks?
  Fri. 11/25/11 5:23pm glenn:

pay close attention to #5.
  Fri. 11/25/11 5:35pm Ben Drinken:

so as the story goes. Station manager Ken, or the banana peel, has round house kicked satan into the studio where Kurt is busy doing DJ things. and lo and behold there is already a guest with him in the studio.
  Fri. 11/25/11 5:36pm hamburger:

if wer're going along the grunt route, can we go grunt to the max!!!!!??????!!!!!!
  Fri. 11/25/11 5:37pm DJKG:

grunt all you want!
  Fri. 11/25/11 5:41pm hamburger:

still seems like holding back in terms of gruntish-ness, MOAR GRUNT?
  Fri. 11/25/11 5:41pm DJKG:

how about girl grunting?
  Fri. 11/25/11 5:42pm Ben Drinken:

the banana peel actually round house kicked satan into the studio. But first he asked satan if he wanted to take the elevator or the stairs. At that point station manager Ken woke up from his satan tail whip to the head comma (the tail that was pinched off, even!)
  Fri. 11/25/11 5:42pm S. A. Tan:

Then Satan with magical typing swiftness beyond mere mortals, deleted Ben's comments postings and added his own. He also hacked into Ben's puter remotely and diabled all his antivirus programs. Satan does not put up with people messing with his ass.
  Fri. 11/25/11 5:43pm DJKG:

!!!
  Fri. 11/25/11 5:44pm Beelzebub:

*grunts*
  Fri. 11/25/11 5:45pm hamburger:

this'll piss off the neighbors
  Fri. 11/25/11 5:45pm pinched off pointed satan tail:

I thought I had him whipped!
  Fri. 11/25/11 5:46pm Torbjørn:

Hey, the Sunn guys have a band called Thorrs Hammer, which have a song called Norway ?
Where they even have a norwegian girls singing national patriotic songs ? Well, viva Norway, I guess .. Quite cosy and non-nationalistic greetings from Norways west coast!
  Fri. 11/25/11 5:47pm DJKG:

yup. that's this! (and it's a woman singing!)
  Fri. 11/25/11 5:49pm hamburger:

what kinda breakfast do you wake up to from this??
  Fri. 11/25/11 5:50pm Regan:

Your mother cooks socks in hell!!
  Fri. 11/25/11 5:50pm Caryn:

I wonder whether Satan would get pissed if you played "The Devil is a loser and he's my b*tch"?
  Fri. 11/25/11 5:51pm Torbjørn:

Only Smalahove will do the job ! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smalahove
(It's good, though)
  Fri. 11/25/11 5:53pm Torbjørn:

Since we are so close to home right now, I though I might drop in a link to the band that played Viking metal that is very close to the original folk tunes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejJVtbHNXvA
  Fri. 11/25/11 5:54pm hamburger:

is this what the kids are calllin black metal these days?
  Fri. 11/25/11 5:55pm Marmalade kitty:

viking folk music
  Fri. 11/25/11 5:58pm Ben Drinken:

imagine the first time vikings seen the banana peel.
  Fri. 11/25/11 5:59pm hamburger:

forever scared
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