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Options September 23, 2011: PUKE!

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  Fri. 9/23/11 6:01pm alberto:

i think i'm gonna be sick!
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:01pm NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

Greetings, Weirdos...
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:01pm FRANGRY:

Hi Weirdos
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:01pm DEED:

Hey Weirdos
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:02pm G:

Andy's playing hard to get.
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:02pm Ike:

@Cecile, I'm not so sure it's wrong to misrepresent yourself on the Internet. IS IT? (Is that a possible topic for this show?) Isn't that what the Internet is for? Fungible identity roles? No? (I still need to see Catfish.)
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:03pm Spike:

HELLO PETS !!!
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:03pm NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

Lots of good tension between A & F...it's gonna be a great show!
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:03pm slab:

o gee I knew!knew!knew!!!that Andy was going to repeat that micky mouse make me some gd money thing. I knew it!!!
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:03pm Danne D:

Hi Andy, Hi Frangry, Hi Weirdos
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:04pm NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

FRANGRY the CAT LADY!!!
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:04pm ?:

Spike still sucks. "Now I Am Become", could you smite his stinky ass?
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:05pm NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

I'll consider it...
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:05pm Danne D:

Frangry knows she can't pack this dog in a suitcase when she's on vacation like she does with Pancake, right?!?
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:05pm Carmichael:

Hi to most people. Frangry, get a Cairn terrier.
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:06pm ?:

Maybe Andy and Frangry could give him that big Best Show style ban.
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:06pm NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

Won't Pancake get super jealous?
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:07pm G:

Jealousy = tension = good drama and good radio
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:07pm NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

Why doesn't Frangry name her new dog MIKE MACKENZIE?
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:07pm Danne D:

That's cool, Station Manager Ken gave Frangry a 1/2 hour of drinking time in between her shows.
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:07pm G:

We're so easily confused.
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:08pm NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

Is there a I'm Worth It tumbler???
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:09pm Male Demo:

Will there be HOTT LEZZY ACTION ON MIC?????????????????
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:09pm NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

Johnny Mueller needs some inspiration...go to the morgue.
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:10pm Spike:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DoabSxetiU
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:10pm NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

THE OATH OF THE HORATII!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's the painting!!!!!!!!!!
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:11pm NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

Rank vagina....I feel queezy...
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:11pm Penthouse Forum:

Didn't we do this story in 1977?

AND IT'S THE GODDAM DINNER HOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:12pm NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

Ask Jenna if her vagina is rank...
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:13pm slab:

this one time when I was a young lad in the Army many years ago the helicopter pilots used to chew tobacco quite fiercely and would attempt to spit it in a can but it would only fly out the window and blow into where the passengers sit in the back. When people get sick on a helicopter they train people to puke into their shirts..like pull open the top of your shirt around the neck and puke into it. this one time a pilot was having crazy fun and flying all weird and putting the helicopter on its side and nearly upside down and spitting tobacco everywhere. some people in the back puked and then he shut off the engine and the helicopter fell like 50 feet before he turned it back on. scaring the hell out of us all.
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:13pm G:

Jenna at 6:12, three minutes ahead of her scheduled 6:15 weekly call-in time. What did she think of that last story?
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:13pm NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

Puck stalactite...
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:14pm Danne D:

The fingers Andy is holding up also can be used to induce throwing up...just sayin'
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:15pm NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

Because of the slow dance with Andy...
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:15pm ?:

Mirrors make Spike puke.
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:16pm Crazy Dave:

I love when Shut Up Weirdo is on, it means I can go to the archives and listen to some great music.

Thanks Frangry and Andy for the opportunity!!!!
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:16pm Listener Dave from Seattle:

The Spike era is over
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:16pm glenn:

oh good god, if there is anything that makes somebody sound like a moron, it's when they go on about how much they drink.
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:16pm FRANGRY:

Anytime, Crazy Dave!
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:16pm ?:

Spike this doosh.
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:17pm NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

Thumbs down on Crazy Dave...
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:17pm Cecile:

My puke story:
I went to the gay bar near me for happy hour. I met my husband and we ordered 2 for 1 martinis. I drank one, and then my vertigo acted up. I fell on the floor. my husband helped me up, and explained that I had vertigo. One of the guys goes "Vertigo? Like Liza Minelli in Arrested Development?" I went "Exactly". The guy goes, "I love that you know that!" He and his friend helped me up and then I threw up their planter out front.
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:18pm NY State Dept of Labor:

Spike has plenty of time, we send him a direct deposit every week.
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:18pm NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

Spike should learn Spanish and watch the novellas...
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:18pm Cecile:

threw up in their planter.
It's not so much the puking, but the repartee.
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:19pm Listener Dave from Seattle:

I don't have any sexy puke stories.
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:20pm G:

How about a puky sex story? Oops, already been done...
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:20pm NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

Are there people who have a puke fetish???

That would be so weird.
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:21pm Listener Dave from Seattle:

I'm pretty sure that is a real fetish.
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:21pm glenn:

oh, i do l.d.f.s., if by sexy puke stories you mean when a girl throws up on you while you're having sex and she's on top.
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:21pm NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

Puke leads to Atheism...

Heavy dude...
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:22pm G:

Vomilicious
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:23pm slab:

maybe jason will projectile vomit onto god when he dies and meets him seeing him and not believing in him all this time.
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:24pm NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

Did your parents ever administer syrup of ipecac to you???

It's fucking horrible!!!
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:24pm Jason:

FYI the chaperon guy was no teenager. he was 40s or 50s I'm sure
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:25pm NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

FRANGRY, SAY

"GO FIST YOURSELF"
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:25pm Cecile:

mine's great guys! read mine. I have banter!
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:26pm G:

Andy is so supportive. Frangry's secret nickname for him is "Underwire".
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:27pm NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

Lick-able Latinas?
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:27pm glenn:

leggy blondes have banter? since when?
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:27pm Jason:

an artist's rendering of the very building in which that story occurred http://www.fallscreekok.org/
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:28pm NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

I puked hard a Ground Zero...I had food poisoning...it was awful.
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:29pm Danne D:

Puke: The lubricant of loving relationships
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:29pm G:

This dude is dangerous to women, just sayin'. Watch out, girls.
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:30pm slab:

leggy blondes maybe did
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:30pm NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

Jewess + Latina = Hot
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:31pm Danne D:

Andy exposed himself as a true Trekkie by using the term "Trekker"
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:31pm Cecile:

Some SF fans are serious drinkers.
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:31pm RaginAsian:

I threw up on a plane and locked myself in the bathroom.. the plane landed with me still in the bathroom. The stewardesses were pissed..
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:31pm G:

Trekkers are maybe half a rung up, tops, from Juggalos.
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:31pm Danne D:

that poor bastard sounds like me
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:33pm NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

It would be better to PUKE at TOP OF THE ROCK!!!
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:33pm Danne D:

The observation deck at WTC was much better :(
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:34pm Listener Dave from Seattle:

I just remembered a puke story.
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:34pm NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

DANNE D...you are sooo right!!!
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:34pm G:

Hasn't anyone puked in the WTC memorial fountains yet?
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:34pm Cecile:

Later Andy, frangry, fellow pukers.
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:35pm glenn:

actually, come to think of it, the reason i've never smoked is because i tried chewing tobacco when i was 11. now that was a puke fest.
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:35pm NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

What sight or what smell makes you puke???

Skunk smell makes me puke...
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:36pm slab:

as heavy drinkers in the army sometimes we would make some young guys who thought they were bad ass drink a cement mixer. tequila and 151 rum and baileys cream and some lime juice. they would always puke.
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:37pm NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

I smoked a cigar once...I turned GREEN and puked my guts out - and felt sooo much better!!!
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:37pm G:

Wow, a puke-diarrhea donut in the bowl. Excellent. Like a performance art installation.
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:39pm G:

@Cigar pukers: Smoke less, or more slowly, till you're used to it. Puking is a common result of nicotine overdosage.
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:39pm dodo:

cockroaches leave a puke worthy smell when you let them crowd around for a while
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:39pm NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

Can you buy PUKE insurance for a convertible???
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:39pm drunken monkey:

vomit begets vomit!
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:40pm girlandy:

had a friend who used to think he had to downstairs every time he got drunk. without fail he'd puke into his boxers the second he sat down.
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:40pm G:

genius.
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:40pm NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

True...nothing makes me puke like the sound of someone else puking!!!
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:41pm Elwyn:

I've got to go to work so here's my story:

A few years agp. our Faculty moved into a new building that was super-pretty and formerly used by the Sydney Olympic Organising Committee.

Our Christmas party that year was on the roof of the building. I kind of got bored after a couple of beers so I went back to the office and watched The Simpsons for a few hours. When I got back, I was completely sober and they refused to serve me drinks.

What had happened was that while I was downstairs, the Dean had gone into a toilet cubicle to pee and hadn't locked the door. We don't know who (but we suspect it was one of the Belgian research students), but someone was in a huge rush to puke and chose the first cubicle they went to, to puke in. He puked over the back of the Dean.

Rumour has it that bar staff were told by the Dean not to serve anyone under 30 after that, which included me. He was a sexist jerk apparently. The Dean left not long after that.
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:41pm Spike:

My critics make me puke.
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:41pm My Bleeding Ears:

what was that, girlandy?
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:41pm G:

It's like yawning -- can be contagious...
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:42pm E Double:

I have a good one but whenever I call to tell a story I feel like Frangry is short tempered with me
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:42pm E Double:

Oh my gosh mine is a date puke story
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:43pm G:

@E Double: Man up and take it.
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:43pm E Double:

Oh man....
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:43pm NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

Sleepover on the first date!!!

Wow, Frangry..
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:43pm E Double:

Over the phone or right here @G?
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:44pm ....:

andy has won like the last 30 shows this is getting out of hand
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:44pm E Double:

Yeah Andy we get it you went to China and Russia and shit. Whoopty Damn doo
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:44pm G:

Telephonically. Triple dog dare ya.
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:44pm slab:

maybe andy had a puke puke platter at that chinese restaurant
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:44pm 67tele:

Can't call and say this out loud cuz I'm at work...but my date yuked on my feet in the backseat of our friends' car as they were driving us to the club (doing the big H, say no to drugs kiddies)...long story short, she's my wife of 20+ yrs - we're soberer (and a lot cleaner) now...
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:45pm slab:

this corn puke man wins!!!!
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:45pm NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

What's the worst food to puke up???

Doritos, because they scratch your throat on the way up!!!
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:45pm steve jobs:

hahahahah corn snake

hello from San Francisco. love the show!
sorry i dont puke
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:45pm G:

Andy may laugh till he pukes
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:46pm Cliff:

The thing in the back of your throat is called a "uvula". Just so you all know.
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:46pm E Double:

My story starts as a beutiful love story...
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:47pm G:

Call, EE.
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:47pm NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

OATH OF THE HORATII

Google it, people...
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:48pm NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

We need more puking during sex stories...
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:48pm Crazy Dave:

I didn't go to the archives after all cause I have a puke story and I like Frangry's laugh, but when I lived in Detroit in the 80's, I was riding my motorcycle down the freeway late in the night, and at one point my visor was hit with bits of what I thought was a watery milkshake somebody threw out of a window, but as I wiped it off on my jacket, I started to get whiff of puke, and when I finally stopped, it was confirmed, yeah it was, but man, no way can this match the corn snake out the dudes mouth that is on the air now!!!
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:48pm Danne D:

gotta head out - stay safe out there weirdos!
Don't puke!

Bye Weirdos :)
Bye Andy :)
Bye Frangry :) <333
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:50pm NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

Nothing makes me puke like Tequila Shots....

Horrible...
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:50pm Amy Fisher:

His wife wasn't really using her head, anyway. No harm, no foul.
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:52pm NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

Dead pig + Blood = PUKE!!!
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:53pm Jason:

there is no conveying the horror of maggots to the uninitiated
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:53pm Andy's Dad:

Who gives a carp.
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:53pm slab:

it must have been a venus fly trap that died and had maggots
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:53pm glenn:

no they're not, they're aphids.
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:54pm Abe:

maggots are fly larvae.
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:54pm Maggot Expert:

Hey Everybody, chill out...their not that bad, okay.
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:54pm Courtney:

guh. Done trying to get through on the phone. I was just gonna regale everyone w/ the tale of when some drunk chick stumbled in to the bathroom I was in at a music venue w/ her hand over her mouth. She lunged in the door & puked through the fingers covering her mouth & it spewed out, hitting my shirt & pants. I tried cleaning up in the sink but it still stank. My friends didn't believe me that I didn't barf on myself. Jerks, all around.
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:55pm Abe:

maggots will eat puke
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:55pm G:

Maggots are a million times pukier than aphids. I had a summer rental with hippies in college, and I saw a few BIGTIME maggot infestations. It's like a huge squirming mass crawling all over each other in a big cluster.
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:56pm NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

Good point...what's the best place to puke? What's the worst place to puke?
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:57pm NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

WHAT...NO TOUCHING???

Forget it, man...
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:57pm NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

Can we touch Andy???
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:58pm cglenn:

meet up is a good idea. (so's the bodyguard)
  Fri. 9/23/11 6:59pm Listener Dave from Seattle:

Let's keep this party going
  Fri. 9/23/11 7:00pm G:

hapyy frangry = baby voice

annoyed frangry = sneering
  Fri. 9/23/11 7:00pm Chris from Brooklyn:

DOC HOLLIDAY'S for the meetup
  Fri. 9/23/11 7:00pm FRANGRY:

BYE WEIRDOS
  Fri. 9/23/11 7:00pm NOW, I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS:

Can we puke on FRANGRY at the meet-up?
  Mon. 9/26/11 3:01am lz:

Next week: MAGGOT STORIES!
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