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Options September 16, 2011: Plane Horror Stories

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  Fri. 9/16/11 6:00pm stinkbug:

yay!
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:01pm stinkbug:

Star Wars A New Hope basically starts with a Plane Horror Story.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:01pm Plane Lady:

SOME BITCH YOINKED MY GODDAM GUM WHILE I WAS TAKING A PEE. CN U BELEEVE IT??? FREAK.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:02pm Danne D:

Hi Weirdos :)
Hi Andy :)
Hi Frangry :) <333
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:02pm FRANGRY:

HI WEIRDOS
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:02pm Plane Lady:

WHY WLD FRANGRY NOT LIKE THIS TOPIC? GEE, I WONDER.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:02pm Danne D:

I thought professionals got, um, paid.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:02pm GC:

new topic. things that Andy does that makes him unprofessional.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:03pm Danne D:

over/under on cannibalism story is 32 minutes
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:03pm g:

Hello?
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:04pm Listener Dave from Seattle:

Please argue for an hour.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:04pm stinkbug:

Name a movie from the 70s that Harrison Ford is in that ends with a shot of an airplane.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:04pm Boring Topics:

Weird weather we're having, huh.

Oops, Andy actually beat me to that lame-o fallback.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:04pm seang:

is anybody going to this occupy wallstreet event?
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:05pm Danne D:

last week was stories about creepy people.

Maybe this week people can call in to ask whether or not something they themselves have done is (or is not) creepy
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:05pm slab:

I am making brats and kraut. smells wonderful. It is kraut that I made from cabbage from our garden.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:06pm Boring Topics:

Advice to Frangry. Stab Andy repeatedly till he stops making noises.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:06pm stinkbug:

I think jenna was -19 when the first star wars came out.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:06pm Danne D:

Here's a flying horror story - one time I was on this plane and when I went to the restroom the hot chick next to me stole my last piece of gum out of my bag :(
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:07pm Boring Topics:

KILL SPIKE, PLEEEEAAAASSSEE
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:07pm Danne D:

Oooh, can I call in with a greyhound bus story?
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:07pm g:

I have been in Italy without media for 2 weeks. This show is like shock treatment back into NJ reality. Like NJ, I love it and hate it at the same time. But it's my home...
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:07pm Boring Topics:

Spike is Ratzo Rizzo's bastard grandson.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:07pm Julie OBX:

"Guttersnipe?" Is he calling from the 19th century?
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:08pm GC:

i bet Spike is a Trekkie
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:09pm g:

Please don't talk about your Force on the air...
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:09pm stinkbug:

It's not about quantity of calls, Frangry, it's about quality.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:09pm slab:

what about helicopter stories
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:09pm Danne D:

When I worked on the census way back when I asked a co-worker if he was a trekkie and he snottily said "the term is Trekker".
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:09pm Boring Topics:

quality? who dat?
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:10pm dhowl:

went on the Vomit Comet zero-g flight. it lives up to it's name...
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:12pm g:

I was tricked into babysitting an small child on a red eye flight on Air India back from Paris. Her father kicked off his shoes and splayed out over 3 seats while I taught her tic-tac-toe for 3 hours. Good times.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:12pm Danne D:

If someone is able to merge an airplane horror story with a star wars story they should automatically win
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:12pm john:

so i was on this plane and it started to roll forward and then took off and WENT REALLY HIGH UP!!! i was so scared...
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:13pm Plane Lady:

I got a "plane hore story". About the skanky hore that stole my freaking gum.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:13pm GC:

i was on this flight once and went to the washroom and i walked in some guy with his pants down around his ankles doing #1. it was awkward.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:14pm Julie OBX:

the gum story will never die
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:14pm Plane Lady:

It's immortal, Julie.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:15pm Julie OBX:

It's gonna be on Frangry's headstone won't it
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:15pm Plane Lady:

unless she tops it.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:16pm Julie OBX:

Star Wars Sex Stories
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:16pm Plane Lady:

Where's Jenna, as of quarter past she's now late.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:17pm George Lucas:

Star Wars is my property. I'm the only one allowed to puke on it.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:17pm GC:

if Jenna calls she has to do her creepy laugh from last week.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:18pm GL:

Does Julie have a Star Wars Sex Story?
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:19pm Listener zero:

"Vomit stories" was actually a topic on one of the "remainder topics" shows Seven Second Delay used to do several years ago.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:19pm Listener zero:

PS:DO ONE OF THE MANY TOPICS THAT I SENT YOU AS SUGGESTIONS! ALL OF THEM ARE BETTER THAN THIS!
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:20pm Andy Breckman:

GO TO HELL
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:20pm Androo:

Is this Kenan Thompson?
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:20pm alberto:

i once had to sit next to chewbacca on an airlplane and he got air sick all over my copy of ron paul's healthcare plan
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:20pm Julie OBX:

big puke week was it?
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:20pm Androo:

The snake story was a bit of evidence. But the puking from overeating seals it: Kenan.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:21pm Listener zero:

Yes Sir, Mr. Breckman, Sir!
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:21pm GL:

"Topic Kaleidoscope"
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:22pm Julie OBX:

That man? Robert Downey Jr.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:23pm FRANGRY:

GL: I love that!
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:24pm alberto:

you can tell andy spent time in russia just by the way he pronounces vodka
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:25pm stinkbug:

I think there should be a List-a-Thon, and see how many topics you can competently do in one show.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:25pm GL:

Danne D: "laptop from ovuh da top o da ting"
Translation: laptop from the overhead bin
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:27pm Julie OBX:

is it clownfest time?
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:27pm stinkbug:

I can't believe that Frangry is silently sitting through all of these stories.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:28pm George Lucas:

One time I got sick on a flight while eating a Fudgesicle, watching Nick Cage in a remake of Star Wars.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:28pm GL:

@stinkbug: Frangry has lost the will to bitch.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:33pm Sammy:

On a flight from Sky Harbor to Newark, I was stuck next to a bunch of foul mouthed Long Islanders scared the plane was going to crash, It got peaceful when they started passing around Xanax like breath mints.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:33pm Danne D:

GL - this aircraft was in fact equipped with a ting
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:34pm GL:

tanks fer da update, danne :-)
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:35pm Danne D:

NP GL :)
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:35pm Joe's Beauty Parlor:

I DON’T THINK I’LL EVER GET OVER MACHO GRANDE
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:35pm John McCabe in L.A.:

how about a greyhound bus story?
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:35pm Danne D:

Worst story ever:

"Man accused of exposing himself to Edison woman suffering epileptic seizure"

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2011/09/man_accused_of_exposing_himsel.html
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:36pm GL:

The gum story is stuck to us somehow. You know how gum is.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:37pm Cokey The Clown:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44547891/ns/world_news-americas/
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:37pm Danne D:

True story. Once overheard a guy on the greyhound bus I was on a few rows behind say:

"Man, next time I'm in front of the judge, I'm gonna lie my ass off!"
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:38pm slab:

that is common and the way those small planes fly. The pilot does it all because it is a small plane and it is just him. not an unusual story.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:38pm Danne D:

Whoa, there's a commie on the phone now!
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:40pm johnba:

Please do a puke show! I have so many terrible/entertaining puke stories. But! Don't do it next week. Keep it warm for me.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:40pm Danne D:

Whoa, there's a commie in the broadcast booth now!
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:40pm pgw in mntclr:

salt and vinegar chips are the best
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:40pm Danne D:

Ya know, it might be possible that Shut Up Weirdo could just switch over to an all puke-story format
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:40pm g:

I would love to land long someday...
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:41pm FRANGRY:

get ur puke stories ready for next week!
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:41pm g:

...and slam it down hard. Either way I'm good.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:41pm johnba:

And bounce harder the second time...
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:43pm brandon:

I'm gonna go out tonight and make sure I create a puke story for next week
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:43pm Danne D:

Naked Light Sabering is all fun and games until someone cuts off an appendage
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:44pm slab:

many years ago I met a guy from China who was training to be a pilot at a local airport/flight school. Lots of international people came there to train. He took me up in a small plane and flew over the area. He let me steer the plane around and we flew over where I lived. Then he went back to China after he was done with the school to become a passenger plane pilot. for big planes for a Chinese airline.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:44pm g:

Horror dump story.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:44pm johnba:

Dump, bleep, while naked, with a lightsaber.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:45pm LT Dan:

I have so many puking-in-flight stories I will not bore you by calling with any - but once when a navigator insisted on taking a crap in the rear commode, the pilot 'unloaded' the jet as the nav was turning to flush, so the neg-G's caused the dookie to float up into his face.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:46pm g:

olden days...out on Long Island...Star Wars with this guy, I'd sleep too.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:46pm Danne D:

That'd be a great show, Frangry: a whole hour or stories about stuff that put people to sleep!
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:47pm Forrest Gump:

Life is like a diving Citation II with floating turds drifting thru the cabin
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:47pm Hmmm:

Anyone think a Plane Horror stories show so close to 9/11 is kind of tasteless?
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:47pm pgw in mntclr:

my horror story of the week: outside where i work in hoboken, i saw a bike with a "shut up, weirdo" sticker on it.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:47pm The Vatican:

"We have come to the colclusion, through years of research, that the image on the Shroud of Turin is in fact Obi Won Kenobi."
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:48pm g:

this is worse than dead air
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:48pm johnba:

Hmm can you get away with poop stories? Should that be a separate topic from puke stories?
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:48pm FRANGRY:

we cant do poop stories, sadly.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:49pm Danne D:

the best puke stories include poop too, though, johnba
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:49pm G:

On a high school trip from the American School in London to Russia in 1974, they flew us there on an Aeroflop jet that was really a converted WWII bomber with seats retrofitted. We had a couple of aviation buffs on the trip, and they knew for sure.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:49pm Sex Mahoney:

Was tonight's topic to secretly find someone with the most boring story ever?
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:49pm other david:

In space everyone can hear Frangry's eyes rolling
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:49pm Danne D:

What's with people listing like the entire flight manifest, what the snacks were, the color of the seats...wtf
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:49pm Triumph:

No poop stories???

I POOP ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:49pm g:

Cuba to Ecuador. What is first class? A plastic crate?
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:49pm Danne D:

All of Andy's commie friends have been calling in to try and save the topic :)
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:51pm Julie OBX:

"official airline of the Taliban?" Was that their ad line?
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:51pm Danne D:

Wow, I thought I sounded bad on the radio - everyone else sounds even dorkier than me. Kinda impressive.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:51pm pgw in mntclr:

i have a hairline horror story everyday
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:53pm g:

Fly Taliban. The finest in one-way travel.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:54pm G:

@Danne: On TV, everyone gains weight on camera. On the radio, everyone's accent sounds heavy because we're used to professional announcers. I'd have a definite midwestern accent.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:54pm Fom SF:

Paris to Dulles: European dude takes off his sandals. Serious fungus smell for 6 hours. I am too cowardly to do anthing.

Boston to Paris: Flight attendant asks for doctor. I am a doctor and don't want to get involved. Plane diverted and I am still silent. self-loathing.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:54pm pgw in mntclr:

"balding" was very charitable of you, Andy
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:55pm Julie OBX:

some of us gain weight on the radio
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:55pm LT Dan:

that's why I didn't call it in
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:56pm johnba:

How many times can we curse on the comments board?
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:57pm G:

Curse your ass off, dude. It's not broadcast here, it's a private organization's website.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:57pm Danne D:

Pukes on a Plane
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:57pm Danne D:

Fuck if I know, johnba
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:57pm Holmes:

As much as you fucking want unless the DJ is a prude and deletes your comment for being offensive.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:57pm Cakebot:

Cakes on a plane
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:58pm From SF:

Denver to Aspen on small plane, very much turbulence: dude eating popcorn blows it into his bag on on the back of the chair in front of him.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:58pm Danne D:

Hiya Cakebot. Are you the same cakebot that's on twitter?
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:58pm johnba:

My gf got the worst cramps of her life on a plane once. Not pleasant.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:59pm G:

There aren't many prudes hosting on FMU, but there are one or two control freaks -- ironic, given the freeform format. "freedom for me, but not for thee"
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:59pm Cramp:

Those two clowns with their hour show on Thursday delete all my negative comments about them. Big babies.
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:59pm Danne D:

Dude - hippie feet on your bag is a true horror.
Just sayin'
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:59pm g:

there's a topic?
  Fri. 9/16/11 6:59pm FRANGRY:

BYE WEIRDOS
  Fri. 9/16/11 7:00pm ?:

ANDY YOU ARE CLIPPING PLEASE STOP SCREAMING IN THE MIC
  Fri. 9/16/11 7:00pm Julie OBX:

that's a good topic, gross people touching my stuff
  Fri. 9/16/11 7:00pm g:

The Rutabaga?
  Fri. 9/16/11 7:00pm Danne D:

Bye weirdos :)
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