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Options July 6, 2011: Zero Tolerance Show

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  Wed. 7/6/11 6:01pm Danne D:

First. I would tolerate nothing less.
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:02pm Carmichael:

If I possessed zero tolerance, I wouldn't be listening.
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:02pm other david:

Awaiting show with trepidation
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:02pm -max-:

Can't believe I got through, love the show!
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:02pm PMD:

I feel the pressure already. My stomach is twisted in knots.
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:03pm PMD:

@Carmichael - LOL out loud
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:04pm other david:

Andy sounds in the depths of despair, Ken should let off some fireworks in the studio
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:05pm Listener Dave From Seattle:

Those fireworks sound impressive. Please tell us more.
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:05pm PMD:

I love the show already.
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:05pm hopey:

Actually, this is better than most shows...
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:08pm other david:

I just realised that Andy sounds a bit like Jello Biafra
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:08pm PMD:

I wish Daniel would call... relay guy would come on too
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:09pm Listener Dave From Seattle:

Yes! Relay guy!
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:10pm other david:

I wonder if Aaron called again, would it actually be the same relay guy... how many relay folks are there?

I think we need to find out
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:13pm Interpretation:

Zero Tolerance Show = Zero Complete Calls Show
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:13pm Carmichael:

Don't let them say "and whatnot"!
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:13pm Danne D:

These are Seven Second Delay listeners we are talking about here?!?

Over under on completed calls = 1/2
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:13pm Danne D:

Aaron should get a special number to call so we could hear him each week.
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:14pm other david:

Alas tonight I'm not drunk enough to make the international call
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:14pm Revision:

Zero Tolerance Show = Zero Actual Attempted Calls Show???
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:15pm moose:

morse code?
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:15pm Carmichael:

Offer callers a better prize than last week.
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:16pm Danne D:

First telegraph by Samuel F.B. Morse - What Hath Go Wrought
http://www.answers.com/topic/what-hath-god-wrought

5/24/1844
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:17pm absolute_valie:

from wikipedia:
What hath God wrought is a phrase from the Book of Numbers (Numbers 23:23) and may refer to:
"What hath God wrought", a message in American Morse code sent by Samuel F. B. Morse to officially open the Baltimore-Washington telegraph line on May 24, 1844
What Hath God Wrought?, a history of The Salvation Army by Arnold Brown (General of The Salvation Army)
What Hath God Wrought: the Transformation of America, 1815–1848, a Pulitzer Prize-winning book by Daniel Walker Howe
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:17pm Listener Dave From Seattle:

No tolerance == no interest
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:18pm Danne D:

Not tolerance = long post buzzer complaint period?!?

Figured it'd just be Ken cutting the caller off cold.
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:18pm Listener Dave From Seattle:

j/k
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:19pm Danne D:

What does Andy say after each time he bombs?
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:20pm Ike:

I do not believe there is anything wrong with starting a sentence with "and." And I'm editorially OCD in many ways.
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:20pm kat330:

Or "What hath Rod Got" @ http://kat330.posterous.com/the-shape-of-things-to-come
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:20pm Danne D:

So what happens if Aaron calls and says something grammatically correct but the translator dude fucks it up?
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:20pm Bob Opp:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f94j9WIWPQQ
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:21pm Danne D:

Hooray for Zero Tolerance Ken.
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:22pm Carmichael:

Ike, you should be the judge that Alex Trebek always looks to with raised eyebrows.
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:23pm Listener Dave From Seattle:

Does this zero tolerance go both ways?
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:24pm Hammy and Spammy:

Oppenheimer stole the line "I am become death" from the Bhagavad Gita. I understand he read it in the original Sanskrit.
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:24pm Adios:

Is "long-time listener, first-time caller, can't believe I got through" grammatically correct?
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:26pm Fredericks:

It's 'gantlet" buzz Andy.
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:26pm Danne D:

I am certain that Andy wraps all of his movies with the phrase "I am become death."
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:27pm other david:

I think this show should just be the sound of the buzzer for the next 35 minutes
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:27pm Fredericks:

gantlet - a form of punishment in which a person is forced to run between two lines of men facing each other and armed with clubs or whips to beat the victim
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:27pm PMD:

There are many relay persons since there are many people who are deaf. But it would be great if we got the same one.
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:27pm Danne D:

That previous caller said "I am become deaf" after her eardrum blew out.
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:28pm moose:

lines of ken
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:28pm Carmichael:

I am become bored.
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:28pm darue:

FALSE ken, he "thought that" didn't say it out loud.
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:29pm Danne D:

There's more than meets the eye to those Transformers.
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:30pm Listener Dave From Seattle:

Robots in disguise.
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:30pm other david:

Thundercats > Transformers
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:30pm Freakin' Lawyer:

The only reason I'm posting this is bcuz I just read it. From The Elements of Legal Style by Bryan Garner:

"Even in the most formal prose, you may use And or But to begin a sentence. It has always been so....You needn't worry that you're bending a rule: look up the point in any grammar book. More to the point, look at first-rate prose: you'll find that professional writers typically use And and But as sentence-starters with great frequency. But avoid a great many consecutive sentences beginning with one of these conjunctions."

I apologize for that.
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:30pm Carmichael:

Ken, why don't you call Andy?
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:32pm other david:

thank you, for your, uh.. program.

BUZZER
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:32pm PMD:

He started a sentence with AND!!!!
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:32pm Brian in Madison, WI:

Is this caller from Dark Shadows?
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:33pm PMD:

I wanted to diagram those sentences.
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:33pm Danne D:

whoa that "game over" sound is from the Pinball game that use to come standard with a windows computer.
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:33pm hopey:

And so we say farewell to the only interesting story of the show.
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:33pm kat330:

Ken's on a power trip.
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:35pm Russian Spy:

Vat is UVB-76 doing on WFMU?
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:36pm Colin from Vancouver British Columbia Canada:

Ken, you suck. I want to hear that guy who fucked his friend's wife.
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:37pm Hunter777:

And I re-iterate...Rat Race...terrible movie!
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:38pm Hunter777:

Russian Spy...very nice UVB reference! What is going on with that station lately? Is there still messages every day?
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:38pm hopey:

This show is making me feel as if they actually are hitting us in the face with a two by four.
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:40pm Danne D:

"That's it" does not constitute a polite conclusion to a call, Ken.
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:41pm Russian Spy:

There have been messages YES, but I am not at liberty to say, yes. You understand. Not daily. Yes.

Hunter777, do they know on WFMU that you have lived an immoral life in Russia? Why do you hate Vlady so?
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:41pm Danne D:

Someone call and tell them how they like Andy better. That call will last long for sure.
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:43pm PMD:

He did not do the greeting absolutely correctly.
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:43pm Adios:

I am become death:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x39eRJA1aVU
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:43pm Russian Spy:

Andrew WINS!
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:44pm Listener Dave From Seattle:

Now what?
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:44pm Tyler:

When you talk like this it sounds like you are reading a children's book. Or like you are making it up. proper grammar makes you sound like you are lying.
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:47pm Russian Spy:

Last caller sounded like Richard Stallman, proud communist gnu/linux creator.
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:49pm other david:

Ken said um
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:51pm Finnish Spy:

You mean Linus Torvalds, the creator of Linux who said "I am become death, destroyer of Gates"
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:51pm Danne D:

whoa did ken just say Asshole?
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:53pm Russian Spy:

Finnish spy, hey how's Karelia working out for you?

Oh it is in Russia, yes.

GNU SLASH LINUXSKI
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:55pm me:

what about bern porter for coolest manhaten project guy
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:56pm Russian Spy:

THAT WAS STALLMAN AGAIN!

why is he failing repeatedly?

*mixes polonium into some earl grey*
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:56pm Finnish Spy:

Isn't Gnu an extinct bird? If not, I'll become death, destroyer of GNU, comrade!
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:57pm gary gnu:

no gnus is good gnus
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:58pm Russian Spy:

Here in Moscow, we walk amongst Gnu's... they flock at our feet, and sing "Stallman" from the first hints of dawn until dusk
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:58pm Ed:

I Am Become Death Destroyer of Worlds and his side-kick Migraine
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:59pm Estonian Spy:

What's wrong with Stallman? Can't get his engine running? Must be proximity to frozen tundra. Gnu Gnu.
  Wed. 7/6/11 6:59pm tim:

The Lord Said:
Doom am I, full-ripe, dealing death to the worlds, engaged in devouring mankind.
Even without your slaying them not one of the warriors, ranged for battle against thee, shall survive.
  Wed. 7/6/11 7:00pm Listener Dave From Seattle:

Bye
  Wed. 7/6/11 7:00pm Russian Spy:

Estonian Spy - why we no talk no more?
  Wed. 7/6/11 7:00pm Danne D:

later kids :)
  Thu. 7/7/11 8:49am Aaron in Minneapolis:

Sorry folks I was gone to a gig with five thousand people so I couldnt really miss that one for some crappy radio show
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