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Options April 20, 2011: Andy co-hosts with Joe Franklin at the UCB Theater

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Artist Track
Andy   introduces Joe Franklin   Options
Joe Franklin  says he knows Andy   Options
Andy  "I can prove you don't know me. You're here."   Options
Joe Franklin   recounts his astonishing career   Options
Joe Franklin  name-drops people Andy has never heard of (Sinatra, Bob Hope, Charlie Chaplin, Bing Crosby, John Wayne)   Options
Joe Franklin  tells off-color joke   Options
Joe Franklin  divulges secret of his longevity: sincerity   Options
Andy  is unfamiliar with the term   Options
Joe Franklin  Another secret: I like everybody   Options
Andy  the night is young   Options
Andy  explains premise of the program to Joe   Options
Joe Franklin  drops more famous names Andy has never heard of   Options
Joe Franklin  recalls Bing Crosby   Options
Joe Franklin  divulges secret of his success: don't bother reading your guests' books   Options
Joe Franklin  explains how he invented the TV talk show   Options
Andy  expresses skepticism   Options
Joe Franklin  recalls Kreskin   Options
Joe Franklin  reveals he wears a toupee   Options
Andy  expresses skepticism   Options
Joe Franklin  recalls Woody Allen   Options
Andy  has heard of Woody Allen   Options
Joe Franklin  divulges secret of his recent financial success: sued Sarah Silverman   Options
Joe Franklin  divulges secret of why he still has to work: failed to sue Shirley Temple   Options
Andy  asks Joe which guest scared him the most   Options
Joe Franklin  Bert Lahr   Options
Joe Franklin  defiantly discusses death (someone else's)   Options
Andy and Joe  interview Julie Simone, dominatrix   Options
Julie and Joe  Joe would like to know Julie's mother   Options
Andy and Julie  Andy asks the rate   Options
Joe and Juile  Joe asks are you booked solid   Options
Joe  "pure as the driven slush"   Options
Andy and Joe  welcome guest Nick Carr, movie location scout   Options
Joe and Nick  Nick takes full responsibility for the annoyance caused to New Yorkers by film crews on location   Options
Nick  Spiderman is a cheap production   Options
Andy  never heard of Ron Howard   Options
Andy and Joe  let's meet again soon, and often   Options
Andy to Joe  shaking hands is unsanitary   Options
Andy and Joe  welcome guest stuntman David Cohen   Options
Andy  accident in Ben Hur   Options
Andy and Joe  welcome mentalist Sam Eaton   Options
Joe  recalls greats of mentalism   Options
Andy to Joe  when did you last see Joey Heatherton?   Options
Andy and Joe  try to confuse Sam Eaton   Options
Andy to Joe  Was it your idea to have Barbra Streisand be Jewish? It's worked really well for her.   Options
Andy  as a co-host Ken is a dark cloud   Options
Joe  "don't quit your day job"   Options
Joe and Andy  welcome Brute Force and Daughter of Force   Options
Brute Force  doggie surrender pose   Options
Brute Force  Nobody Knows What's Going On in My Mind But Me   Options
Andy  is this pot brownie night?   Options

Listener comments!

  Wed. 4/20/11 6:03pm Channeling Joe F's Mind:

Oy, gevalt, I gave up third night seder for *this*?????
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:04pm MISTER JOHNNY:

JOE FUCKIN' FRANKLIN!
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:04pm Danne D:

This is interesting to hear Andy sorta take the lead in the proceedings here.
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:04pm Channeling Joe F's Mind:

It's Major Freeakin' Bowes Amateur Hour.
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:05pm Channeling Joe F's Mind:

I can't believe this schlepper is sharing a mic with me, either!
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:06pm Matt from Springfield:

@Joe: Have you ever interviewed Don Henley? Glenn Frey?
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:06pm MISTER JOHNNY:

How old is he?
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:06pm Matt from Springfield:

85!
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:07pm Wikipedia:

85ish
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:08pm Danne D:

Hey Mister Johnny.
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:08pm G:

When I moved to NYC as a 21-yo in in 1979, he was already considered old-timey.
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:08pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Hey - DANNE D!
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:08pm Matt from Springfield:

Look at the playlist descriptions--I think Irwin's typing these as it happens! (Think: his way of summarizing "91 reasons to stay in New Jersey")
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:09pm Matt from Springfield:

@G: He was already on the air longer than you've BEEN AROUND!
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:09pm Danne D:

That's quality work by Irwin if so. I hope he keeps it up the whole show.
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:10pm G:

EXACTLY! sheesh. he gave jenny lind her first american interview.
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:10pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Are Joe's shows on the Youtube?
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:11pm G:

What the fuck is NOT on youtube would be a shorter list.
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:11pm Hopey:

Thanks for the playlist!
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:12pm Danne D:

wow - I used to hear the Make Believe Ballroom while sitting in the back of my Grampa's car on the way to the nursing home to visit Nana
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:13pm G:

Little Known Secret: Joe is illiterate. 20something year-old producers would write up questions to ask.
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:14pm Danne D:

Maybe next marathon the "Hat of Fate" can replace the Wheel of Fate?
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:14pm kat330:

Anyone know the origin of the image on the FMU main page? (a Finn & his reindeer?)
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:14pm G:

and feed them to him in hi ear during the interview
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:14pm Robert:

Do you think he meant "balled"?
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:14pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Are Joe and Andy gonna make some crank calls?
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:15pm Robert:

These high level artists are a little hard for me to interpret.
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:15pm G:

re Andy -- that's called "mercy skepticism"
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:16pm Matt from Springfield:

LOL--"It was 'Eat It', he called it 'Beat It' "...
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:16pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Joe's probably got joey heatherton's phone number - Andy!
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:17pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Just who has Joe Franklin raped?
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:17pm Robert:

Wow, JF is like a Mafioso the way he nonchalantly lets drop the damage he can do and then denies he's a threat.
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:18pm Shirley Temple:

I was above my movie work.
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:19pm MISTER JOHNNY:

I heard Joe Franklin raped Fatty Arbuckle - ON AIR no less!
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:19pm Robert:

Remember of the way someone on The Dusty Show recently paraphrased Nietszche: "If you stare into an abyss, eventually you'll become an abyss."
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:19pm slow down:

Nixon and Kennedy tried to revive the dead guy? I lost track for a second.
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:19pm Matt from Springfield:

Wait, you can CUT to organ interludes??!! Why have we had to listen to these UCB shows when they have a working organ RIGHT THERE?!
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:20pm Hedda Hoper:

joe raped fatty with a broken lightbulb. man's a monster!!!!!
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:20pm Guessing:

Joe's a subbie. So's Andy. They are both itching right now.
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:21pm Robert:

Wouldn't it be something if all those "artist-track" descriptions were prepared in advance, and this show was all scripted?
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:21pm are they always like this?:

What a giggly dominatrix!
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:22pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Please - whip Andy to submission!
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:22pm Guessing:

@are: when the c/c doesn't go through, they are not so happy.
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:22pm Matt from Springfield:

Oooh, Dominatrix Dead Air Chicken! Combined with a LIVE "Who's the worst Dad?" contest! (Andy's proving the winner again!)
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:22pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Has Joe Franklin ever been married?
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:23pm Robert:

Finally a co-host who makes the show as funny as Ken does. But this is only one shot; how would he hold up for years and years?
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:24pm MISTER JOHNNY:

What does she charge?
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:24pm Danne D:

Comment boarders waiting for links...
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:25pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Does she know Spike?
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:26pm Guessing:

I suspect it's very telling that Andy repeatedly roars with laughter over this topic in ways he has not remotely approached in the past several years of this show.
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:26pm Matt from Springfield:

"HEEEEEELLLLO PET."
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:26pm Danne D:

The best part is Joe has heard and seen everything and dealt with pretty much any kind of guest - impossible for Andy to fluster him. This is fun :)
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:27pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Turn up your hearing aids, Joe!
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:27pm Danne D:

Andy gets down to business.
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:27pm Ike:

@ATALS@6:21, I know, right?!?!? It's bizarre. Her giggle is waaaaay sexier than any of the naked stuff at her site. But then I guess it's not my style.
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:28pm cheri:

hello danne i hope i'll see you again tonight on evan's show,,, catch ya then!!!!!
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:28pm MISTER JOHNNY:

The Dominatrix Code of Ethics!
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:29pm Danne D:

Hey Cheri, probably see ya there.

@ike - Gigglenatrix?
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:29pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Joe Franklin needs to be on every week!!!
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:31pm Guessing:

NSFW!!!!!

http://gothic.getfilth.com/category/dominatrix/

scroll down for "Dirty Basement Session with Rubber Queen Julie Simone"

search google for "julie simone dominatrix queens" for many links
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:34pm hamburger / london:

comment board is kinda dead for some reason...
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:35pm Danne D:

Ponders if Joe Franklin will sue Nick for inconvenience
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:35pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Bring back the Dominatrix.
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:35pm Guessing:

maybe people are perving on julia sites.
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:36pm Danne D:

Not a bad guess
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:36pm Danne D:

That would be the fatal flaw, Guessing.
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:37pm Guessing:

restaurant shoot is "market price", natch.
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:37pm MISTER JOHNNY:

How much did WFMU get paid?
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:38pm Guessing:

does someone know? mid to upper flour figures, i'd guess
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:38pm Guessing:

four
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:39pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Who would play Joe Franklin in the movie of his life?
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:39pm kat330:

Flour figures, yeah, that's a lot of bread
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:42pm Guessing:

four figures is not a lot if it's a lot of inconvenience. people whose houses get used often have to go on vacation for a week or two, and then often they have to clean up and fix things that happen during the shoot and the crew doesn't take care of.
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:43pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Does he bend spoons with his mind?
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:43pm kat330:

@Guessing: Ah, lord -- it was a pun, not a serious comment.
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:43pm Guessing:

no, but he bends his mind with spoons.
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:44pm Danne D:

3 weeks in a row (at least) with gambling paraphanelia being used...
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:45pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Do you think the Dominatrix will give Andy a discount - say 15%?
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:45pm Guessing:

My guess is Andy would happily pay full freight. Might even actually tip.
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:47pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Radio mentalism? Andy & Ken do that every week!
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:47pm kat330:

Sayonara! It's been real -- not....
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:49pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Barbara Streisand is Jewish?!?
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:49pm Matt from Springfield:

Ha ha! "Silent Movies on the Radio"!
Better name for a band than "TV on the Radio"!
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:50pm Guessing:

No, Barbara is Palestinian.
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:51pm WC Handy:

Where's Mark Birnbaum?
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:51pm Matt from Springfield:

BRUTE FORCE!!! I LOVE YOU!
ASK HIM ABOUT GEORGE H., JOE!
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:53pm Danne D:

Andy has just lost the worst dad award....
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:53pm Matt from Springfield:

Wow, who woulda thunk the creator of "King of Fuh" would be kind of weird?
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:54pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Some the guests here are as lame a the guests on Joe Franklin's old channel 9 TV Show.
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:54pm Danne D:

This has a John Cale sorta thing going on.
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:55pm Stan Can:

Where's Kreskin?
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:55pm mentalish:

what the hell is this crap? and who would go to see this live?
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:56pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Will the Dominatrix twist Andy's pierced nipple?
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:56pm Matt from Springfield:

@Danne: True, Brute is kind of like John.
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:57pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Andy should ask Joe Franklin about his "Prince Albert."
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:57pm luz:

Hello from buenos aires, argentina!
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:57pm John Cale:

Fear is a Man's Best Friend!
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:58pm Guessing:

They should have saved the dominatrix for last and gone out on a higher point.
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:59pm Wikipedia:

"After leaving show business for a period of time and working as a paralegal, Friedland [Brute Force] began performing in small clubs, and also did some work on the film Ghostbusters.[1] "
  Wed. 4/20/11 6:59pm Robert:

Ken always saved up a kick for the end of even the lamest show. I'm sure JF knows that trick too. You'll see.
  Wed. 4/20/11 7:00pm Robert:

Happy Passover, Ken, wherever you are, even if you're reading this NEXT Passover.
  Wed. 4/20/11 7:00pm Wikipedia:

"He wrote and performed with The Tokens in the 1960s and wrote songs for Peggy March, Del Shannon, The Chiffons and The Cyrkle (to name but a few)."
  Wed. 4/20/11 7:00pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Is it true that Joe Franklin is into some very heavy-duty kinky sexual perversions?
  Wed. 4/20/11 7:01pm Matt from Springfield:

Thanks for hosting Joe! I enjoyed this!
  Wed. 4/20/11 7:02pm Matt from Springfield:

@Robert,Guessing: "Here's to our wives and sweethearts. May they never meet!"
  Wed. 4/20/11 7:02pm Danne D:

Agreed! Joe Franklin is always great and I have to say that he can bring out the best even in Andy Breckman ;)
  Wed. 4/20/11 7:29pm ben:

Brute's the original beat. Daughter of Force buds in song andpersona all seasons
  Thu. 4/21/11 10:20am h Grape Minkoff:

David Cohen is David Copeland - http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1985214/
  Thu. 4/21/11 12:29pm lz:

Joe Franklin and the headphones on Rachel saved the Domintarix part!
  Thu. 4/21/11 1:05pm lz:

Great show! GREAT SHOW! LOVED IT! <3
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