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Options April 13, 2011: Street craps

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  Wed. 4/13/11 6:02pm Genius:

Where's the bathroom? I'm here to take a crap.
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:03pm Danne D:

So Shane Schleger has got you onto a big gambling kick now?
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:03pm Aaron:

CRAPS!!!! i'm rolling one!
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:04pm Danne D:

Is all of this just training for Andy's next career as a pit boss?
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:05pm Matt from Springfield:

Seven Second Delay: "Is THIS activity legal to do in Jersey City, New Jersey? Let's find out live!"
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:05pm Toilet:

Normally, FMU programming has no floating craps. Right.
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:06pm Matt from Springfield:

If you're not in the slammer or on probation in 2 weeks time, try that topic out!
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:07pm Pit Boss:

Aren't all the SSD episodes a Crapshoot?
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:07pm Mike Fun:

I like a knife fight, baby. She says. Let's go!
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:08pm Lizardner Dave:

Actually leaving the office now, look forward to the archive! Good night people. Comma zero, backslash.
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:08pm Danne D:

Andy is up to 372 hits, btw:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJPGsz9HE2w
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:08pm Riff:

Easy Action!
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:10pm Matt from Springfield:

BRUTE FORCE!! OMG YOU GOT THE KING OF FUH GUY!

I'm looking forward to that!
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:10pm Danne D:

Btw, this guy tells an Andy Breckman joke and gets 1644 hits.
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:11pm Danne D:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC3hamdf028
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:12pm Danne D:

http://www.ildado.com/craps_rules.html
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:14pm Fatal Flaw:

No one takes the BAIT.
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:15pm Danne D:

Andy should do a Sinatra medley at next year's Hoof N Mouth Sinfonia
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:15pm Fatal Flaw:

This guy got paid to play an instrument and sing at some past date????????
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:16pm Matt from Springfield:

Singing all 4 verses of "Luck Be A Lady", even if repeated 5 times, still only drops the shooter's disadvantage to 1.4397%, so of course that's negligible as you would lose several rounds in the meantime.
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:16pm mike noble:

andy's nipple sense is tingling!
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:16pm Fatal Flaw:

Street craps is officially going in the gutter and down the drain.
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:18pm ~L:

Watch your plumbers' backsides! Where's the SSD web cam?
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:19pm Matt from Springfield:

"I'm pretty bad at games"
RUN! You're getting hustled before you even begin!
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:21pm Fatal Flaw:

Seven Second Delay is turning into Three Turd Monte.
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:23pm FCC:

Returning the money = Smart move, Kenny Boy.
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:24pm NJ Homeless:

We play street craps day and night.
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:24pm Fatal Flaw:

Not the Battle of Bull Run. The Battle of Bull Shit.
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:25pm Matt from Springfield:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andersonville_National_Historic_Site

Brutal prison during the Civil War.
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:25pm mike noble:

i'm descended from an andersonville survivor! conrad petsinger
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:26pm Andersonville:

Don't drop the soap.
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:27pm Robert:

This is so crooked if they're all risking $2 each against Andy's total of $2.
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:27pm Andysonville:

Andy's short on the benjamins these days.
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:28pm jaycjay:

Robert, that's the way the game works... the idea, though, is that the shooter role rotates. You're the shooter until you lose, then the next player gets to do it.
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:29pm Fredericks:

Ken, hold the mic away from your mouth. You're blowing up.
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:29pm jason:

does anybody think it sounds a lot better now?
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:30pm jaycjay:

That's the point they're missing from the real game.
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:30pm Philip Kearny and Rick Allen:

We gave our left arms at Street Craps.
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:30pm jaycjay:

Seems basically better, jason... until Andy yells and pegs the meters.
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:31pm Robert:

jaycjay, you sure you're not confusing it with a dradel in terms of the stakes?
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:31pm Matt from Springfield:

Yeah! Irwin's the man, even has a fedora! He should pimp this game!
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:33pm Robert:

I know the role of shooter is supposed to rotate, but the shooter has to cover.
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:33pm jaycjay:

Never have even touched a dradel, but I've played street craps. Or, more accurately, bar craps.
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:34pm jaycjay:

Oh I get it. Misunderstood you, sorry. Yeah, he has to pay each of them.
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:34pm Robert:

Otherwise, there's no recourse if anybody quits before the dice come around.
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:35pm jaycjay:

I suppose in the long run it'd even out if everyone got to shoot, but players have to be able to come in and out at any time.
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:36pm Robert:

If Andy doesn't want to cover everybody, you could just pair up betters for & against the shooter.
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:38pm Danne D:

Once again, Andy has no point.
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:39pm Robert:

With a big enough crowd, they could even parimutuel come vs. don't come on any number they want.
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:39pm Danne D:

Keili :D
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:40pm Danne D:

Will Keili take Ken and Andy's craps?
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:41pm Matt from Springfield:

I was thinking the same thing--is Keili a minor? I guess she's 18 by now. Otherwise having a minor do something not legal will get you in HOTTER water.
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:41pm Danne D:

LOL - there hasn't been a single point established this whole game!
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:42pm Oblio:

I have no point.
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:44pm Matt from Springfield:

Take my money---please!
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:44pm Andysonville:

6:43: fourth reprise of Andy mooing "Luck Be a Lady". From an oddsmaking angle, I'm gauging the chances of me not having to hear it reprised again in the next 17 minutes.
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:45pm Garbage Maggots:

Let us play!!!!!!!
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:47pm Advice:

Ask him to bet some plastic explosive.
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:47pm jaycjay:

But of course Robert, that's all losing the simplicity that sets STREET craps apart from a casino game.
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:47pm glenn:

actually, montrea'ls mayor just fired the city comptroller for spying on one of the city councillors. fairly large scandal.
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:48pm Danne D:

isn't that comptrouller and councillours?
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:49pm Noah Webster:

Thanks, Danne. That really helps.
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:50pm Danne D:

Ken and Andy getting hauled off to jail would really pick things up for this episode.
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:52pm Robert:

They always finish these shows strong. Ken usually has a kick saved up.
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:53pm Santorum:

I'm too white to play craps, much less understand the rules.
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:53pm Matt from Springfield:

@Danne: They should have been arrested earlier, then Andy would get to comment on the ride in the police car, they could talk with and broadcast the officers booking and fingerprinting them, and Ken gives the radio ID right as they're locked up!
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:54pm Robert:

The best was, "You spilled the drink on somebody, you made the baby vomit...we're outta here."
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:54pm Danne D:

Whoa, that sounds like a complete show, Matt. Not sure that would fly for them.
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:54pm Hopey:

Dollars to donuts.
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:55pm Robert:

Dollars to doughnuts -- that's inspired!
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:55pm cheri:

hiya danne,,yes i'm still here,,things fell through i'll expain later on evan's show tonight,,,
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:55pm Concerned Citizen:

Why hasn't anyone called the cops on them yet? Don't the police listen to WFMU? It's just not right!
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:55pm Matt from Springfield:

Best Show's "Officer Tom" has appeared before, perhaps he can "demonstrate" to them what it's like to be arrested, and they broadcast everything that happens on the way.
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:56pm Noah Webster:

"dollars to donuts" goes back to when donuts were a nickel or even two for a nickel. so that means like 20-1 or 40-1.
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:56pm Robert:

Heck, maybe X-Ray Burns stil has a uniform.
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:57pm Robert:

Andy wouldn't recognize him.
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:57pm Danne D:

Andy and Ken doing a whole show while riding Segways: now THAT's a winning idea!
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:59pm Robert:

That was like when the guy left more stuff in the men's room than was put out to catch a thief.
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:59pm Danne D:

g'night peoples :)
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:59pm Andy's Car Key:

I am sweating like a freakin' pig. This dude has been gripping me in a death grip since before the bottom of the hour.
  Wed. 4/13/11 6:59pm cheri:

so danne seeyou tonight,,right??
  Wed. 4/13/11 7:00pm Matt from Springfield:

Re the UCB Show: They're STILL doing the pot brownies thing--but the thing is, they're not telling Joe Franklin that HIS brownie is a pot one!
  Wed. 4/13/11 7:00pm Matt from Springfield:

G'night Danne!
  Fri. 4/15/11 2:52pm lz:

Matt: I was just thinking about that! Ken's out of town for 420!
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