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I never miscue a record. I am punctual, well-prepared, and dislike clutter. Outgoing and helpful, I'm always appropriately dressed. I do not behave erratically and have excellent penmanship. My CD's never skip, and I am in good health. I like all the notes, in any order.
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Listener comments! | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:03pm
Drummer Some:
Hi Bryce! | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:03pm
bryce:
i want a doug hug! :( | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:05pm
BSI:
christ almighty. This food isn't gonna talk about itself ... | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:07pm
Cecile:
I thought Kenny G would be on, or you'd setting something on fire, Bryce. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:07pm
bryce:
free durians to the next 40 commenters | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:07pm
still b/p:
It's like....Yma Sumac in spaaaaaaaaace! | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:08pm
ms_a:
maple sno-cones for everyone | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:09pm
Mrs. Gloria Teasdale:
Hail, Hail, Free Durians! | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:09pm
bryce:
herro, ms! | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:10pm
Ike:
Aw, now I really want a durian. I was just lamenting the lousy local fruit choices. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:10pm
D in Miami:
No durian for me, please. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:10pm
ms_a:
hewwo! | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:10pm
Sven:
W-O-W. Awsome agin Bryce! How do you do it? | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:10pm
Cecile:
Step up your April Fools game. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:12pm
Parq:
I'd like two -- Durian Durian. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:13pm
bryce:
hello alllll | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:14pm
anne:
let's hear it for the bryyyyyccce | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:14pm
bryce:
hahaa, anne williams | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:15pm
anne:
yer my hero! | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:16pm
D in Miami:
Those darned old cassette tapes always wear out! | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:18pm
Inner Ear Detour:
Please shower me with April Fools jokes. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:18pm
still b/p:
Wow -- this kind of sample manipulooping in 1965. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:19pm
MuttonChops:
i prefer chaluuping at taco bell | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:20pm
bryce:
Suis Man! You are upstairs in the kitchen. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:20pm
bryce:
ehh i april foolsed myself. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:21pm
MuttonChops:
Got any Gene Wilder clips from Willy Wonka for April's Fools Day | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:22pm
bennett4senate:
... so come on down to Bryce's Tape Loops & Sound Fragments, conveniently located in Jersey City | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:22pm
bryce:
gip gip gip gi gi g g | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:23pm
MuttonChops:
Yeah Bryce it's like sound scrapbooking. I got my cart. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:23pm
Handsome Harry:
This Terry Riley piece reminds me of a musical joke I manufactured some time ago. It induced head-aches in everyone who listened to it with the exception of myself...perfect for a dreary April afternoon. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:23pm
Cecile:
*bryce points to giant inflated tape cassette* Central New Jersey's largest dealer. Don't be afraid of this chop shop. And come to our grandopening sale. Durian smoothies for everyone! | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:24pm
still b/p:
And the Oomper Loopers did some mad mixes in the Wonka studio, yo. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:24pm
MuttonChops:
I would prefer some Nicholas Drakenstein on a rainy April afternoon | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:26pm
MuttonChops:
Word on the Ommpas in da house | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:26pm
Cecile:
that sounds like an experimental composer in an Uncle Scrooge comic book. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:26pm
tape Kinks:
...loopin' on a dreary afternoon.. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:27pm
Jean Michel Jarre & a Hobo:
Bryce, are you wearing your sonic fabric bow tie? http://tinyurl.com/ygxpc93 | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:27pm
mab:
how about clips of gene wilder from ionesco's rhinoceros. saw that as a kid and haunted me for quite some time. took several years before i knew what it was. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:27pm
Ike:
@Cecile@12:23, that's my kinda planet. I want to go to there. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:27pm
MuttonChops:
So when does the chorus kick in? | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:29pm
Parq:
Okay, so this year's WFMU April Fool's Day prank is that there is no April Fool's Day prank? | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:29pm
MuttonChops:
I need some fudge lava cakes. Hmmm all that invented foodstuffs. Love it. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:31pm
Cecile:
well, at least ThinkGeek played. They came up with the Playmobil Apple Store and Angry Birds Pork Rinds. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:31pm
still b/p:
Shotgun was still nice 'n fresh when Riley repurposed it. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:32pm
bryce:
i'm going to speak for 3 minutes straight for april fools | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:32pm
bryce:
holy crap, jmj&h!!! that is outstanding | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:33pm
MuttonChops:
I am a twelve-toner myself. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:33pm
Looms:
You mean, properly "speak"? | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:33pm
bennett4senate:
*bryce's head pops out of a mound of loose tape "I've got so much tape" - (camera zooms out to reveal mound of tape bryce is buried in is actually a giant mound in the parking lot) - (shouting) "I'M PRACTICALLY GIVING IT AWAY!!!" | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:34pm
MuttonChops:
but of the Alban Berg, Schoenberg and Webern root | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:35pm
Jean Michel Jarre & a Hobo:
Bryce, I expect some of those products in your next video appearance. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:36pm
MuttonChops:
Hey how about some Charles Ives? He rocks! | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:37pm
Cecile:
"free palak paneer for the kids, and I'll give you a giraffe if you can't beat my best offer!" | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:38pm
D in Miami:
I love Ives' Concord Sonata. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:40pm
Curious:
"Now Playing: a" a what exactly? | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:40pm
Inner Ear Detour:
You can't wear it. It is art: http://www.noiseaddicts.com/2009/03/celebrity-art-made-with-cassette-tapes/ | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:40pm
MuttonChops:
WFMU is an education. We should make a WFMUniversity | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:42pm
MuttonChops:
Hey the Beatles ripped off Helter Skelter from the U47 track | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:42pm
D in Miami:
I think this is this little wooden frog instrument from Thailand. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:42pm
still b/p:
European avant garde meets Spike Jones. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:43pm
JJ:
woo hoo! Crank it up! Let's get this party started! | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:44pm
MuttonChops:
I could not agree more JJ!! | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:49pm
Fashion Police:
A few gallons of mayo on Joan's getup would add color, texture, and a homey olfactory component. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:50pm
Ike:
Har har har, great image! | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:51pm
D in Miami:
This is prescribed to induce the effects of paregoric and yagé. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:52pm
still b/p:
That is a large order of unspooletti. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:53pm
MuttonChops:
I forgot my golf shoes! | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:53pm
D in Miami:
Whipped Mayo and Other Hissy Delights? | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:54pm
Herb Alpert:
Shaving Cream smelled better than Mayo. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:55pm
MuttonChops:
This part of the piece gives me that recently flushed down the toilet feeling | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:56pm
Wm. Burroughs:
Tape snippets = Cut ups | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:57pm
JJ:
Like when you've woken up the next day hungover sitting on the toilet realizing you really did take up someone's dare to eat an entire jar of mayo. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:58pm
MuttonChops:
Aftermath but before calculus | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:58pm
Entire Jar of Mayo:
What am I, chopped liver? | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:59pm
ALF of Hip Hop Slam:
MegaTOONNNNNNNNNN!! | |
Fri. 4/1/11 12:59pm
MuttonChops:
Oooo mayo stuffed liver | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:01pm
still b/p:
..or you dared Burroughs to shoot a jar of mayo off your head. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:01pm
D in Miami:
Shut the hell up! I'm trying to listen to Bryce's show! | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:02pm
Ike:
At first, I thought it said "Megaton for Wm. Berger." | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:03pm
MuttonChops:
We listen with our ears. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:03pm
JJ:
I think I hear something. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:03pm
MuttonChops:
Reggaeton for Wm.Burroughs | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:04pm
D in Miami:
I hope nothing comes in really loud and blows my speakers. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:04pm
MuttonChops:
KABOOOOOOOM | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:05pm
William Burroughs:
This is not good radio, Bryce | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:06pm
folktheatre:
cymbalicious. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:06pm
still b/p:
Your light saber needs a recharge. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:09pm
channeling Kenny G:
Whaddya mean, this in not good radio? Ridick. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:10pm
Channeling Pat Metheny:
Kenny dont get me started | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:10pm
Brian in the cellar:
Have you got selections from Hubert Selbys The Room at 78 | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:10pm
D in Miami:
Great show again, Bryce, but I'll have to check the rest in the archives. Work calls. I'll get my April Fool's joke later. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:11pm
Brian in the cellar:
We havn't got a cellar | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:11pm
Channeling Pat Metheny:
THis sounds like the whale banter I had on my last ablum | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:12pm
Channeling Pat Metheny:
Bryce are you hugging the console again? | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:13pm
Dr. Benway:
I hear drums! I can actually hear some drums! | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:13pm
BSI:
BENWAY! | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:14pm
Channeling Pat Metheny:
These drums remind me of my second album | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:14pm
Yves Cloquet:
I'm dancing baby | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:15pm
William Lee:
I'm hip to the beat | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:17pm
Channeling Pat Metheny:
I cant stop dancin'! | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:17pm
bill:
'Tapesongs' is one of my favorite LP covers ever - i have it framed right here in my office and got Joan to sign it when she was in Buffalo a few years ago. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:17pm
Channeling Chick Corea:
Hey Kenny, let me know if Pat starts on you. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:19pm
FCC:
Bryce! Do you think we're just a JOKE??! We've got our station ID truncheons. We'll come down there and MESS YOU UP, son. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:19pm
Channeling Herbie Hancock:
I'm with Pat. Kenny is a fag witha mullet. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:20pm
Channeling Francesco Zappa:
Don't eat the yellow snow | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:21pm
Kenny G:
It is not a mullet. This is a perm. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:21pm
raga:
hello, troopers. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:22pm
Channeling Francesco Zappa:
Whatever Kenny, you have more clams in your playing than BP killed | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:23pm
Guy on the Right in Top Picture:
Whaddya mean "we", Kemo Sahbee? | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:26pm
Channeling Francesco Zappa:
Look at Mles in that pic with Kenny? He sayin':"Mother f*%ker, get that camera away. I dont want to be seen with this fool." | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:26pm
A Phlebotomist:
Great veins | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:27pm
FCC:
Wait, you're not in a bad part of Jersey City, are you? We're too scared to go into the bad parts of Paterson, Orange, JC, etc. But if you're in a safe part of JC, we'll be down there to beat you up soon. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:27pm
Kenny G's hairdresser:
It's a wig, you know | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:28pm
Reality Check:
@FCC: Bureaucrats are pussies. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:28pm
A Nutritionist:
Kenny looks very malnourished. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:28pm
Channeling Francesco Zappa:
Pipe down FCC. is Howard here? | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:30pm
Station Manager:
Jesus Bryce, why can't you play something people can actually listen to for a change? | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:31pm
Channeling Howard Stern:
W Nnnnnnnnnnnn B C | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:31pm
BSI:
Food. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:34pm
bryce:
because i hate myself | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:36pm
bryce:
why don't you put people on the air that don't suck? | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:37pm
Joe Tex:
That's alright, Bryce-y Stand tall Someone's gonna love you Fishy gills and all. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:37pm
Cecile:
It's WFMU, Bryce. Duh. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:37pm
glenn:
just out of curiousity, how does one accessorize a cassette tape dress? | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:37pm
ptf:
this is brilliant! | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:38pm
Channeling Fry Guy at McDs:
Hey man this doesnt suck I have it on for all my customers | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:39pm
glenn:
and if there's a cassette tape thong, i don't want to know about it. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:40pm
BSI:
Great sleeve art for Capstan & Tenille. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:41pm
JJ:
I bet in that picture she's literally wearing her album. Obscure halloween costume idea for someone. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:41pm
Parq:
Back from lunch, I decided to read the comments from bottom up, in reverse chrono order. The resulting "Mememto" effect was quite pleasing. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:42pm
Channeling Fry Guy at McDs:
You are stretching my mind Bryce ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:43pm
Chris from DC:
How do you accessorize a cassette tape dress? Loop earrings. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:43pm
Ike:
Bryce, you should do Shut Up Weirdo again. I hear it takes a few tries to fully settle in as a talk show host. Maybe when Frangry slaughters Andy, you can give it another shot. (Inject 8 or 10 cc of uppers directly into yr brainstem first and then pick a fight w/Frangry over what to do with Andy's corpse.) | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:44pm
Channeling Fry Guy at McDs:
Capstan necklace, Base cassette case art purse | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:45pm
Channeling Fry Guy at McDs:
Ike is right | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:47pm
still b/p:
Ferric oxhide boots. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:49pm
bryce:
hahaaaa, like i'll ever learn how to talk! i had fun. frangry and i get along too well to make for good listening, tho | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:50pm
Jean Michel Jarre & a Hobo:
Bryce and Vicki should do a talk show, prerecorded and audiomanipulated. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:51pm
glenn:
for the foodies : http://www.toxel.com/tech/2009/08/18/14-cool-gadgets-for-your-kitchen/ | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:53pm
Channeling Frangry:
C'mon Bryce, chicken? | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:57pm
Ike:
@JMJ&H, hot damn, what an idea! | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:57pm
Jean Michel Jarre & a Hobo:
I hear that next change in schedule Bryce will be before Clay Pigeon, to give Fabio a break. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:58pm
Channeling Frangry:
Fabio is fabulous | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:59pm
Das:
If I could see my brain think this is what it would sound like. If my eyes had ears. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 1:59pm
bill:
bryce and diane kamikaze were the best marathon duo this year | |
Fri. 4/1/11 2:00pm
BSI:
sky is membrane o' gluten. i blame you. bryce. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 2:01pm
Channeling Frangry:
If I could observe my thoughts this sonic intrusion is what my innate reaction would be if I were to visualize the sonority | |
Fri. 4/1/11 2:02pm
Channeling Frangry:
mind you not the snority | |
Fri. 4/1/11 2:02pm
?:
I love listening to this piece, I feel like I'm inside a toy train powered by a glockenspiel n. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 2:03pm
Dictionary:
@Frangry: Frangry doesn't even know half those words, faker! | |
Fri. 4/1/11 2:03pm
bryce:
it's a steel drum being played with a jet of water! | |
Fri. 4/1/11 2:03pm
Cheri Pi:
I'm the Question mark! But not a Mysterian. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 2:03pm
Channeling Frangry:
I am there ? | |
Fri. 4/1/11 2:04pm
Graham cracker & chocolate & marshmallow:
S'mority? | |
Fri. 4/1/11 2:04pm
Cheri Pi:
OK I can hear that steel drum now that you said it. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 2:05pm
Channeling Frangry:
I know s'mority! | |
Fri. 4/1/11 2:05pm
Das:
This guy can play the hell out of a squirtgun. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 2:05pm
bryce:
frangry's pretty damn sharp, i must say... | |
Fri. 4/1/11 2:06pm
Channeling Frangry:
I wil invade the frozen treat and baked goods aisles immediately for snackage! | |
Fri. 4/1/11 2:06pm
Rory:
Sonic- Of or relating to sound. Intrusion-The act of intruding or the condition of being intruded. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 2:07pm
jesse:
Bryce, you just made a little piece of my brain short out | |
Fri. 4/1/11 2:07pm
Channeling Frangry:
Ooops forgot the station ID? | |
Fri. 4/1/11 2:12pm
Station:
@Channeling: Ixnay, I would prefer to be anonymous sometimes! | |
Fri. 4/1/11 2:13pm
Channeling Anonymous:
huh? | |
Fri. 4/1/11 2:16pm
Channeling Botzman's Brain:
I got it. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 2:18pm
Channeling Boltzmann Brain:
Yep, I got it | |
Fri. 4/1/11 2:21pm
annie:
huh? | |
Fri. 4/1/11 2:22pm
Galilee:
What did I do to deserve this? | |
Fri. 4/1/11 2:23pm
Curmudgeon:
Hey, it's an homage; so sit and listen, alright? | |
Fri. 4/1/11 2:24pm
the lee sde:
Hommage à Geddilee Hommage à Brucilee Hommage à Peggilee Hommage à Robertilee | |
Fri. 4/1/11 2:24pm
Rory:
That bitch on the bottom of the playlist stole my idea for my wifes wedding dress! | |
Fri. 4/1/11 2:26pm
still b/p:
By the way, Joan is which one of the Splice Girls? | |
Fri. 4/1/11 2:27pm
Das:
It looks like 1/4'' tape or something, your wife can still use 8track or cassette | |
Fri. 4/1/11 2:28pm
tahomajohn:
Ah yes, the relentless paradox of double-dose botox twinkies. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 2:31pm
JJ:
I get them all mixed up, Noisy, Reely, Fidelity, Compact... | |
Fri. 4/1/11 2:32pm
Rory:
Das, i don't think i could find enough cassettes to cover somebody's body like that. It would take forever. | |
Fri. 4/1/11 2:32pm
Three Cannons:
BOOM!!!!!!!! BOOM!!!!!!!! BOOM!!!!!!!! | |
Fri. 4/1/11 2:37pm
Pinch City Rollers:
Q-U...A-N-T...E-G-Y....JAM! | |
Fri. 4/1/11 2:43pm
bennett4senate:
thught it was a claivchord mweeeeeaow mwanhmwanh mweeeaeew, thought it was mah cat | |
Fri. 4/1/11 2:48pm
Yanni:
Is that Kenny G and Miles Davis? | |
Fri. 4/1/11 2:48pm
Rory:
If he goes even faster it will start to sound like Sun Ra | |
Fri. 4/1/11 2:48pm
Dead Corporate Eyes:
my guess is Jaco P and Miles? | |
Fri. 4/1/11 2:50pm
Dead Corporate Eyes:
no, I guess Jaco never had hair quite like that | |
Fri. 4/1/11 2:55pm
Rory:
Whoa is Yuji a girl. My bad | |
Fri. 4/1/11 2:56pm
BSI:
....no more food.... | |
Fri. 4/1/11 2:59pm
Rory:
No he's a man. My bad again | |
Fri. 4/1/11 2:59pm
Rory:
See ya bryce! | |
Fri. 4/1/11 3:00pm
bryce:
meow! | |
Sun. 4/3/11 8:05pm
dc pat:
I'm adding this comment WAY after the fact.... | |
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