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Options March 2, 2011: Marathon Show One: The Soak!

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The Seven Second Delay Magical T-Shirt!


Wear it and if Ken and Andy see you,
they will hand you $2 on the spot!

(Offer good once per day per person. Layer multiple shirts for higher payouts.
Shirt is as pictured, Men's cut, on Black 100% cotton)


TODAY'S $15 RIDDLE:
How does Ken Freedman Screw In a Lightblub? (pledge $15 or more at 800-989-9368 for the punchline)

Tonight's Pledge Menu



IF WE RAISE...

11K - Station Manager Ken lists his LEAST favorite ten WFMU shows!

12K - Andy gets Stoned For The First Time Ever!

13k - Ken Gets His Belly Button pierced!

14k - Andy gets HIS Belly Button pierced!

15k - Ken and Andy both get their ears pierced - live right now - and they're hooked to each other for the rest of tonight's show.

16k - Ken and Andy both get their ears pierced - live - onstage at the UCB Theater on March 23rd - and they're hooked to each other for that night's show.

17k - Ken's ear - and Andy's belly button - are pierced live onstage at the UCB Theater on March 23rd - and they're hooked to each other for that night's show.

18k - Andy Gets his Nipple Pierced!

19k - Ken Gets HIS Nipple Pierced!

20k - Ken and Andy BOTH get their nipples pierced - and are hooked to each other live on stage at the UCB Theater on March 23rd.

21k - Party! Ken and Andy buy Drinks For Everybody Who Pledged tonight, at a restaurant somewhere in Chelsea, after our next UCB show on March 23rd, at 8pm. Be There AND Be Square!

Artist Track Approx. start time
Ken and Andy  Seven Second Delay - Marathon Week One - Soak Andy!!!!   Options 0:00:00 ()

Listener comments!

  Wed. 3/2/11 6:03pm hamburger:

Time to destroy the Breckman
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:03pm mike noble:

you can now follow seven second delay on twitter! http://www.twitter.com/7secdelay
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:04pm mike noble:

DON'T confuse us with 7seconddelay, pop punk band of albany!
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:04pm pierre:

Bonjour,
let's go for the 19K !!!
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:05pm lz:

How much is the magical t-shirt?
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:06pm Dan B From Upstate:

Looking at the Pledge menu... I can't help but wonder how Andy will weasel his way out of each of these.
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:06pm bennett4senate:

oh god
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:07pm yayson:

oh, i forgot about the soak! and i already moused!
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:07pm Dan B From Upstate:

I'm really curious about the 11K.
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:07pm Lizardner Dave:

Awaiting the soak...come on!
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:07pm fred:

No, we're here to soak Andy!
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:09pm Bernie Maddoff:

I made Andy B a secret billionaire. But he was saying F--- you to everyone long before he had F-U money.
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:09pm lz:

Live cam linked from homepage!
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:10pm lz:

I'd like to point out that I still have not received my premium from last year!
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:10pm People:

Actually, our priority is putting MAJOR HURT on Andy.
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:10pm hamburger:

phwwwarrr good link Iz :)
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:11pm Dan B From Upstate:

It's the new popular wardrobe at the UCB shows!
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:13pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

The time has come........
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:14pm JT:

you ought to give out $2 bills like my grandmother.
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:14pm Happy Pledger:

"Where's my two dollars?"? Isn't that the catchphrase of the paperboy in "Better Off Dead"? It's too bad they didn't make that reference in "Hot Tub Time Machine".
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:14pm Cam Stream Watcher:

nice fashion sense, you two. great wardrobes for radio.
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:14pm zm:

live cam at home page? FMU home page or SSD home page.? Couldn't find one.
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:14pm hamburger:

Time for Andy to die :)
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:15pm Dan B From Upstate:

Live on delay cam tomorrow, ZM.
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:15pm Cam Stream Watcher:

wfmu.org, zm
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:16pm Lizardner Dave:

A nice big web pledge is on its way.
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:16pm Dan B From Upstate:

Oh, no, my bad. front page, wfmu.org
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:16pm minnesota jeff:

The camera is live on www.wfmu.org RIGHT NOW. Its smack dab in the middle of the screen, Click the PLAY button.
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:17pm Cam Stream Watcher:

ixnay, ken, andy's wife never showed him the kitchen redo bills.
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:18pm John McCabe in L.A.:

is shut of weirdo going to be ustreamed?
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:19pm Cam Stream Watcher:

show prep? what am dat be anyhoo?
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:20pm T.Quirk:

I missed the damn comment window. Really wanted to soak Andy.
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:21pm Water:

huh? do we have to touch andy? EWWWWWW
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:22pm Ken's LEAST favorite ten WFMU shows:

(I'm guessing)

1. The one that comes on after 7SD
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:22pm hamburger:

When the soakin' start?
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:23pm Water:

dripdripdrip, i'm a comin'
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:24pm Ken's LEAST favorite ten WFMU shows:

AKA shows most likely to be on hiatus next summer.
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:25pm Austin:

I knew this show was scripted!
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:25pm Snortley:

How does Ken screw in a light bulb? Not too well; he's better in bed.
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:25pm Dan B From Upstate:

Wait, if they hit 12K, we don't find out who Ken hates? Aw, man!
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:26pm T.Quirk:

Andy, make the annoying microphone noise more please.
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:26pm fred:

@hamburger: you missed it, wait till next year
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:26pm Grant In Burbank:

Glad to take part and soak Ken! The rest of you should wake up and realize where the real talent is! :)
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:26pm Urine:

We're in Tom.
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:28pm I̥͔ke:

Yeah that's incredibly disappointing, isn't it Dan B.? I'm inordinately bummed.
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:28pm Robert:

Please, no more body mutilation. Unless you secretly want it, like a certain person's tattoo.
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:28pm lz:

It's kinda nefarious that from 21K on up, things are harmless again. :-P
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:29pm pierre:

agreed with lz, what's happening after ?
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:29pm lz:

is ernieisdaman.com still online?
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:32pm Cam Stream Watcher:

Viewer numbers creeping up, as the sick mob assembles to await the public hanging.
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:32pm hamburger:

when splashing commence?
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:33pm Cam Stream Watcher:

Andy says he will put his third house up Tom's ass for being a smart aleck.
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:34pm mike noble:

http://erniestattooland.com/
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:37pm lz:

Resenting the commentators at ustream, because I am too lazy to sign up there.
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:38pm Robert:

lz, I sure hope they make it to harmless land. I really don't like them putting their bodies on the line, threatening to crash into the post office wall, getting permanent holes poked in them, etc. Fun is fun, but some things are just...sad. :-(
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:39pm lz:

Piercings are only sad if unprofessionally done. I believe in Ernie!
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:39pm fred:

pierre, I'm mortified I didn't make it to France's show, but slightly less for not letting you down, I still owe you one (7 pm Saturday @bouillon belge to collect on that)
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:41pm lz:

People are not pledging because they fear getting to 21K!
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:43pm julie:

Ken, you are so fit.
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:43pm Vance:

another soaking tonight??
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:44pm mike noble:

no more soaks tonight... maybe next week?
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:44pm hamburger:

so how much d'you have to pay to get andy gawkin at getting ken getting his man boobs pierced. and what happened to the soakin'??
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:47pm lz:

hamburger: The soaking has happened early this show.
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:47pm That's right, LYNNWOOD, WA!:

Seeing Andy Breckman getting his nipple pierced tonight will be like admittance to Charlie Sheen's Sober(ing) Valley Lodge. Pledge now!
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:48pm Entertainment Encyclopedia:

Comedy is your nipple being unwillingly pierced.

My nipple being unwillingly pierced is tragedy.
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:48pm Robert:

Andy would probably curse again.
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:49pm Robert:

The trick is, they and their families can always pledge to put it over $21,000.
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:50pm Robert:

Ken is the one who abandoned the button!
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:50pm bw:

looking at the web cam I was like whoaaa.. when did Ken get dreads! that must be the nipple piercer!
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:51pm pierre:

@ fred : don't worry man, we'll be able to offer each other beers for sure. Though haven't heard about this Bouillon Belge, what is that ?
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:52pm Robert:

Please, both of Andy's wives (Or is it all 3?), scrape up the dough to bail them out.
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:52pm fred:

please pledge people and get Ken joined to Andy in infamy forever, as they deserve. Then we'll see whether their families really want to set them free
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:53pm Eric:

I have a Y3K pledge waiting to fire, but only if we can get to the 20k mark for the double piercing. Anyone else out there gonna help bring it up?
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:53pm lz:

Robert, go to hell!
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:54pm Andy's currents and exes:

Hurt the dude, man. No benjamins from us.
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:55pm mike noble:

we need less than $500 on top of your y3k
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:55pm Robert:

They make us laugh. Please don't make them cry.
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:55pm bw:

how much do I pay to see Andy cry?
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:56pm minnesota jeff:

MASTERFUL PLAY ANDY!!!
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:56pm Eric:

Uhhh.... better check the Internet pledges phone room. Sorry Andy!
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:57pm Robert:

Yay!!!
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:57pm fred:

@pierre: Philémon's new haunts (6 rue Planchat). There's a gig there on Saturday, and the free beer offer's still on.
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:57pm lz:

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:57pm -max-:

Well played, Eric. Well played indeed!
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:57pm Dan B From Upstate:

Really?
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:57pm minnesota jeff:

DAMNIT! FOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLS! 21k was tooo damn much! DAMNIT!!!
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:58pm Eric:

Noooooooooooooooooo!!! Okay, well I'll come for the party and give Andy a purple nurple....
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:58pm lz:

Not fair, I am not in the country!
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:58pm Wilson:

Aw shit, Robert was right. Bleh.
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:58pm Listener Dave from Seattle:

Doesn't this mean that they have to get pierced too? What a rip off!
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:58pm ripped off, man!:

Piercings aren't necessariiy permanent, Robert. They close right up again if you don't keep ... party? But I live in Los Angeles! That's no fun!
  Wed. 3/2/11 6:59pm That's right, LYNNWOOD, WA!:

Great job, Ken and Andy! WFMU: DUH, WINNING! Just wish I could be in New York for the free river of booze.
  Wed. 3/2/11 7:00pm y2k:

what a sham.
  Wed. 3/2/11 7:00pm Lizardner Dave:

If I rescind my pledge does that help get it back down to the piercing?
  Wed. 3/2/11 7:00pm pierre:

@fred : i'm organizing a birthday on saturday, damn !
  Wed. 3/2/11 7:00pm mike noble:

http://erniestattooland.com/ !
  Wed. 3/2/11 7:00pm Eric:

Ehhhhhhhhh, I'm sure Andy would've coughed up another grand to get out of it anyway....
  Wed. 3/2/11 7:00pm Robert:

Ack! That was a "call to action". No FCC in the audience, I hope.
  Wed. 3/2/11 7:01pm fred:

Andy, you got off easy this time (3K just whizzed by) , I'll get you someday.
  Wed. 3/2/11 7:01pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Well damn, I wont be getting to NYC anytime soon, but I am so glad this marathon is going so well. Love ya guys
  Wed. 3/2/11 7:02pm lz:

I really hope that I'm going to get at least my cavalcade of comedy CD together with the shirt this year… :-/
  Wed. 3/2/11 7:06pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Iz, backorder is a bitch
  Sat. 3/5/11 2:44pm TooManyWFMUteeS:

I have ADD and Ken and Andy is the only thing I can pay attentiOOH SHINY!
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