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June 21, 2002
Craig pulled in the busy parking lot of the 'Chick-fil-A". It was fast food but Craig seemed to enjoy the flavor of the juicy fried boneless fillets, Billie, on the other hand, let the overt Christianity of the corporation taint her opinion. They found a parking space after driving all the way around the restaurant, only with slight reservation did she follow Craig inside. The decor of the restaurant was red plastic with red wood trim. Billie stepped up to one of the ordering lines and blankly stared at the menu, hung overhead and backlit by fluorescent lights. Craig followed suit, but then, as he looked up at the sign did he begin to notice the staggering about of the color red running through the entire room. He began to count the different shades in the various objects. Medium red sign, darker red aprons, glossy red counter, dull red cups, red insignia on sign, red sweater on supervisor, matte red linoleum behind the counter, shinny read ceramic tile on the walls. All in all he guessed that there were at lest 12 different shades surrounding them. "Yes mam, I'll have a Deluxe chargrilled sandwich and he'll have a deluxe chargrilled sandwich, and we'll share a large sweet tea. So I guess that's two deluxe Chargrilled Sandwiches and a large tea." After they were presented with their food they sat down in a booth next to a group of middle-aged women. One spoke, "So Chester jr. asked me yesterday where he was before he was born." Another piped up "That's really deep if you think about it, especially for his age." and another "So what did you tell him?" "Well, I told him that he was up in heaven, and an angel brought him down to be with us." Billie gave Craig a stern look, intending to silently comment on the adjoining conversation. Craig looked into his sandwich and imaged what the interior of the restaurant would look like if rendered in 3-D computer graphics.

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