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Ken and Andy further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards as the program enters its death throes. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Options January 5, 2011: Andy & Ken live (no concept yet)

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  Wed. 1/5/11 6:02pm Listener:

Ken still works here?
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:03pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Happy New Year, everybody.
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:04pm Danne D:

Happy New Year!

Go to Hell!
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:04pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Ken is the only one who will take the trash out actually
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:04pm MISTER JOHNNY:

What's the TOPIC?
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:06pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Who is RUBE GOLDBERG?
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:06pm Listener:

7SD: Bored Game
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:07pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

and Ken why the heck wernt you on your show this morning?
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:07pm Danne D:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qybUFnY7Y8w

You can be number 22,###,### and 1
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:08pm wikipedia:

Two years after his death, Kuralt's personal reputation came under scrutiny when a decades-long companionship with a Montana woman named Pat Baker was made public. Kuralt apparently had a second, "shadow" family with Baker while his wife lived in New York City and his daughters from a previous marriage lived on the eastern seaboard.
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:08pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Charles Kuralt died of auto-erotic asphyxiation.
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:10pm DJ Kurt:

and we were the first to announce bob dylan's death!
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:10pm Lizardner Dave:

Apparently Kuralt and his secret family would spend long periods of time staring at nature videos that lacked musical accompaniment.
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:10pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Captain Beefheart is STILL dead, apparently.
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:11pm Sister Hairy Hymen:

The World is ENDIND
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:12pm Show Producer:

12 minutes into the program, still no concept.
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:13pm Sister Hairy Hymen:

Is there ever a concept?
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:13pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Foreplay takes a while
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:13pm Sister Hairy Hymen:

HE played the Bass
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:13pm Show Producer:

They don't even have a list of lame concepts to bail on. 15 minutes and counting.
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:13pm Jack:

French horn, or English horn? I think Al Kooper also played it....?
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:14pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Is Andy STILL on unemployment?
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:14pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

I have an idea but Ken wont read it I bet
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:14pm Sister Hairy Hymen:

Any here play a rusty trombone?
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:15pm Rusty Trombone:

I do!
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:16pm Listener Julian:

I'm either listening or I care. But not both!
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:16pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

One thing you could do is get 26 people to belch the alphabet in a row
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:18pm DJ Kurt:

i'm looking for an update on the forever stamp buyers club!
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:18pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

One person a letter
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:18pm Danne D:

Pool #1 - When will SSD have a concept that makes Andy not want to take his own life.
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:18pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Maybe he murdered Captain Beefheart for the 50 bucks!
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:19pm Jack:

I'd rather see (or hear) 26 people farting the alphabet...
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:20pm 108365:

bet for second prize: how many people bet for first prize
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:20pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

WFMU ZOO IN THE MORNING!
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:21pm Lizardner Dave:

People could bet on how many original shows SSD will do in 2011.
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:22pm MISTER JOHNNY:

We could bet how many times Andy phones it in.
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:22pm Lizardner Dave:

How about betting on how many pieces of gum Andy can shove in his mouth?
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:24pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Betting on how many years Monk reruns stay on air
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:24pm Lizardner Dave:

Boring suggestion: bet on how many inches of snow will fall before the first day of spring.
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:24pm Nick the Bard:

How about we bet on what caller is going to make Nick's head explode tonight...
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:25pm rob:

we can bet on whether they figure out what to bet on
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:25pm Z:

From snl sketch:
Or maybe I'll be practicing something called "autoerotic asphyxiation," a curious diversion Eric Sevareid introduced me to ... and I've grown quite fond of.
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:25pm Jack:

I'll bet five bucks they DON'T come up with a good idea for this show; Andy's starting to lose the will to live...
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:25pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Let's bet on how many SHADOW FAMILIES Andy has.
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:25pm Danne D:

Dave - probably a lot since Andy still is living off his royalties as opposed to working for a living.
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:25pm Lizardner Dave:

Could be on how many of Andy's pilots will fail.
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:25pm Danne D:

I hope Andy finds a show too - it's more fun to soak Andy when he's, ya know, filthy rich!
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:28pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Just how filthy is Andy?
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:28pm Lizardner Dave:

Uh, guys, the world "troll" was probably used that often in the comments. You know, people accusing each other of being a troll.
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:29pm Medicaid:

Open your statements and pay the balances, Mr. Breckgirl.
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:30pm Lizardner Dave:

Can you do a search on the phrase "Go to hell" in the NYT database?
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:30pm Danne D:

How many times did the word "Breckman" appear in the New York times in 2010?
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:30pm Troll:

Troll bashing violates the ADA.
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:31pm Danne D:

Whoa - Andy's comment implies that he might actually be reading the comments board!
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:31pm Chronometer:

HALFWAY TO MERCIFUL SHOW EUTHANASIA FOR THIS WEEK.
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:32pm MISTER JOHNNY:

How about Breck-Troll?
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:32pm Danne D:

Here's a fun comparison. How many times did the word "Scharpling" appear in the NYT in 2010?

Or dare I ask - how many times did the word "Frangry" appear?
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:33pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Lady gaga costume bedbugs
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:33pm Lizardner Dave:

Fascinating reaction by Andy right there. Scharplling does the same thing when Monk is brought up. I wonder what is provoking the hostility toward Monk? Is it like when people expect Don McLean to always sing "American Pie" ?
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:33pm Danne D:

how many times did the word "hippie" appear in '10?
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:34pm JT:

Andy reading the comments? I think this is a case of 1,000,000 monkeys writing 1,000,000 years and coming up with the complete works of Shakespeare.
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:34pm MISTER JOHNNY:

At this point, do you think Andy would cut off his arm to escape this show?
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:34pm kat330:

"monkey bite"+"NY Times" appears 137 times.
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:34pm Webhamster HEnry:

Andy's noise is the noise air makes when it's dying.
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:35pm Dead Air:

I am slowly taking over
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:35pm Danne D:

Winner of the 2011 Death Pool - whoever picked "Seven Second Delay Air"

whoa - that's a heckuva coincidence
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:36pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

sub djs?
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:37pm I dreamed about the show last month:

Andy was the same, but Ken was Alex Trebek.
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:38pm MISTER JOHNNY:

If all Andy's SHADOW FAMILIES were gathered together - would it cause an ECLIPSE OF THE SUN?
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:38pm Dead Air:

That was a long gap right there
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:38pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Ok you guys are sounding like Glenn and X Ray, pointless talk breaks
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:39pm Lizardner Dave:

The difference being Jones and X Ray are funny and/or talk about things us workin' class folk can relate to.
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:39pm kat330:

"captain beefheart"+"NY Times" appears 165,000 times
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:40pm Danne D:

Regarding redistricting topic: No comment.
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:41pm Jerry Rafferty is dead!:

Jerry Rafferty dead at 63! Holy crap
http://allmediany.com/details_article.php?article_id=18&art_id=412
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:42pm Danne D:

I've heard of not playing with a full deck, but now it sounds like Andy is playing with too big a deck if he's doing 500 cards? My guess = the calendar card.
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:42pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Ace of Spades.
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:42pm Dead Air:

This show is an ec-topic preganancy. Abort it!
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:43pm CJ The Great!:

You have a listener!!!
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:43pm Danne D:

There's a bet:

What's the most number of times the dump button could be activated in one hour of SSD?
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:43pm Webhamster Henry:

Wow an actual use of the 7-second delay button!
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:43pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:44pm Danne D:

Wonder what Freud would've said about the guy who invented the term "Dump Button"?
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:44pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Its a FCC pool, we pay for the fine
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:44pm CJ The Great!:

I think 7 dumps?
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:45pm Danne D:

Dump Button would be a great band name btw.
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:45pm Lizardner Dave:

I heard it.
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:45pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

OMG IT WENT OUT ON THE...just kidding
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:45pm listener ben:

"fucking a"
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:45pm Robert:

I'm your only listener, and I promise not to tell. Besides, I thought Andy only said "fuh" that time.
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:45pm ~L:

Is it still an F- word, if no one hears it?
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:46pm CJ The Great!:

Dump Button would make a good nickname for the Human Sphincter.
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:46pm ?:

by the way, David Herman was the biggest guest ever guys!
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:46pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Is this the worst SSD ever?
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:46pm Jerry Rafferty is dead!:

Ken- did you know about Jerry Rafferty's death, or a complete co-incidence??? Should have bet on him!
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:47pm Danne D:

Mister Johnny - not even close. They were much worse in their prime.
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:47pm Red Dragon:

Hsssk
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:47pm Nick the Bard:

Worst 7SD for ME at least...
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:48pm Red Dragon:

Hssk
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:48pm Red Dragon:

RROOOOOAAAAAARRRRR
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:49pm DJ KG:

i'll invest my profits from the forever stamp club
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:49pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Shouldn't there be a curse word for every letter in tha alphabet?
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:49pm Danne D:

Red Dragon, I think I saw your cousin starring in Tic-Tac-Dough a number of years ago
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:49pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Can we paypal Ken?
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:50pm Robert:

Would it be illegal for WFMU to keep half? Like a 50-50 lottery?
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:50pm Blue Dragon:

GGGRRRRRRRRRRR
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:51pm Danne D:

What's that PO Box # again Ken, you said it very fast
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:51pm Danne D:

Today is 1/5/11
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:52pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Is it over yet?
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:52pm Ken:

WFMU
SSD
PO Box 5101
Hoboken, NJ 07030
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:52pm CJ The Great!:

May I substitute actual money with Yoville cash?
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:52pm Blue Dragon:

GGGRRRRRR
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:53pm Robert:

You should have it go until the marathon, or even the whole year.
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:53pm Yellow Dragon:

Help!
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:54pm Danne D:

What happens to $ arriving after 1/15/11?

Is that a donation to WFMU?
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:54pm Blue and Red Dragon:

We're here to rescue you Yellow!!!
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:54pm Listener Julian:

I've been listening the whole time, Ken! This is like oxygen to me.
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:55pm Lizardner Dave:

Been here the whole show but my excuse is that I'm at work.
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:55pm Danne D:

Waiting for the Bat to show up with the chalice with all these Dragons about...
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:55pm Pink Dragon:

Gutter Helmet!
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:55pm CJ The Great!:

They did it all for the nookie!
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:55pm Robert:

It would be interesting to compare the response to this, a 100% payout proposition, with the number of donors to the station.
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:56pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Show Topic Suggestion:

SHADOW FAMILIES.
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:56pm Danne D:

Sweet relief!
The cleaning guy just came in with a vaccuum!
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:56pm Lizardner Dave:

And now I'm leaving. Bye.
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:57pm "The Pool":

Shhh... I'm the pool. My number is 420. Quess that. It'll be our secret...
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:58pm MISTER JOHNNY:

How many dollars can one send in?
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:58pm CJ The Great!:

Don't get the laptop wet you
ll electrocute yourself!
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:58pm kat330:

Perhaps 7SD has jumped the shark in the pool...sigh...
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:59pm Robert:

What if someone tries to win by sending in ten thousand one-dollar entries? Nah, they'd lose out on the postage.
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:59pm Yellow Dragon:

Sharks in the pool? Help!
  Wed. 1/5/11 6:59pm CJ The Great!:

I'd like to see Ken And Andy jump the shark on a motorcycle on leather jackets
  Wed. 1/5/11 7:00pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Sharks with frick'n laser beams.
  Wed. 1/5/11 7:00pm not optional:

I enjoyed this episode, but I'm a little woozy. How to make the envelope go?
  Wed. 1/5/11 7:00pm Danne D:

Sending in $10000 would be an awesome idea. Then you guess $10000. You'll be closest and you'll totally win the $50!
  Wed. 1/5/11 7:01pm Danne D:

Good night everyone! Good luck Dragons!
  Wed. 1/5/11 7:01pm not optional:

OMG what if this goes on forever
  Wed. 1/5/11 7:01pm Robert:

It'd cost you thousands in postage.
  Wed. 1/5/11 7:01pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Jesus, end the show!
  Wed. 1/5/11 7:01pm Yellow Dragon:

Yellow Dragon's Verdict: It was a good playlist. Peace.
  Wed. 1/5/11 7:02pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Is this still on?
  Thu. 1/6/11 8:40am Archive Listener Frank:

I got all the way through!
  Thu. 1/6/11 1:10pm Kendall!:

How did you guys not see this????
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/25/arts/music/25wein.html?scp=3&sq=%22seven%20second%20delay%22&st=cse
  Fri. 1/7/11 9:52am mousey:

those last few minutes were very noisy for you two ol' codgers
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