Listener comments!

Thu. 8/13/09 2:05am From: Joshua K

NIGHT WEEBLES WOBBLE BUT THEY DONT FALL DOWN

Thu. 8/13/09 2:05am From: Spencer

Good morning, night people!

Thu. 8/13/09 2:12am From: Michael from Toronto

uh oh, i gotta hurry up on my time capsule parcel

Thu. 8/13/09 2:19am From: Spencer

Humans ARE animals.

Thu. 8/13/09 2:22am From: Joshua K

Animals are people too

Thu. 8/13/09 2:30am From: steveroo

you guys are hilarious
thanks for the company

is your garbage strike in NJ?

Thu. 8/13/09 2:31am From: Spencer

Steveroo: The garbage strike they're talking about was in Toronto. Michael from Toronto is from there.

Thu. 8/13/09 2:33am From: steveroo

oh the good ol tdot i used to live near by. it seems toronto's garbage goes on strike every 3 years

Thu. 8/13/09 2:34am From: steveroo

is this a talk show?
my first time listening

Thu. 8/13/09 2:36am From: Joshua K

Yeah lots of talking, you can call in to.

Thu. 8/13/09 2:36am From: Spencer

Well the *garbage* didn't go on strike... it was the sanitation workers.

Thu. 8/13/09 2:37am From: Megan

From Ken's show a few weeks ago:

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/3127/animalkissbig.jpg

Thu. 8/13/09 2:42am From: Spencer

It kind of looks like the grasshopper's being forced into it.

Thu. 8/13/09 2:42am From: Michael from Toronto

i am doing my part for flank palin
http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/9810/flank.jpg

Thu. 8/13/09 2:45am From: Spencer

Nice, Michael! Now make some attack ads against Bloomberg.

Thu. 8/13/09 2:47am From: Spencer

I've heard from a semi-reliable source that whales can talk about an absent third party, which is pretty cool if it's true.

Thu. 8/13/09 2:54am From: Michael from Toronto

Done!
http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/2739/flank2.jpg
(the things I do to distract myself from real work)

Thu. 8/13/09 2:56am From: Megan

I want Dave and Sandy to get matching Sluts Unite t-shirts

Thu. 8/13/09 2:57am From: Spencer

Michael, your cartoons are awesome.

Thu. 8/13/09 2:59am From: Joshua K

They call him Sandy cause he loves the beach

Thu. 8/13/09 3:00am From: Spencer

Is Bloomberg melting or sweating?

Thu. 8/13/09 3:00am From: Michael from Toronto

Thanks Spencer! much appreciated

Thu. 8/13/09 3:00am From: Michael from Toronto

maybe both?

melting in a firey hellstorm

Thu. 8/13/09 3:02am From: Joshua K

Dolphins use audio books, we just can't hear them.

Thu. 8/13/09 3:11am From: Spencer

Cats are narcissists.

Thu. 8/13/09 3:12am From: Michael from Toronto

don't cats only wait a day or two before they eat their dead owners?

last flank palin contribution before i hit the hay

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/8905/flank3.jpg

Thu. 8/13/09 3:13am From: Toronto Jim

To Michael from Toronto: Yeah, like, fer sure...

As if I care that someone might CLAIM to be anything even CLOSE to what I am...

Thu. 8/13/09 3:14am From: Spencer

Another home run, Michael!

Thu. 8/13/09 3:20am From: Toronto Jim

I just LOVE Jamie Lee Curtis! The best thing about making it with her is that her penis is WAY smaller than mine!

Thu. 8/13/09 3:22am From: Toronto Jim

People forget that she's married to Lord Haden-Guest (i.e Christopher Guest) -- and (take it from ME) he likes his pussy to have some cock to it.

Thu. 8/13/09 3:24am From: Toronto Jim

Oh yeah: PLUS -- Jamie Lee does have a nice, lovely, pretty vagina.

Thu. 8/13/09 3:28am From: Toronto Jim

Everybody has left your show -- except me.
Drag...

Thu. 8/13/09 3:29am From: Spencer

No, I'm still here. Just rendered speechless by your comments. And half brain-dead, as I always am when I listen to this show.

Thu. 8/13/09 3:30am From: Joshua K

Just like hangin out with dudes nude, no gay stuff.

Thu. 8/13/09 3:31am From: Toronto Jim

"Are you gay or are you straight?" "Black or white or this or that?"

Wow -- you guys on the FMU really are cutting the old edge of today's politics!

Nobody ever knew... until you guys brought it up!

Thank you.

Thu. 8/13/09 3:32am From: Megan

I've never touched a really black person. I've touched sort-of black people. I need to touch a black person.

Thu. 8/13/09 3:33am From: Spencer

I love the rumors about naughty secret messages in Disney movies.

Thu. 8/13/09 3:34am From: Spencer

Oh, good rumor... one that always made me laugh... The original Ronald McDonald quit his job because he "didn't want to lie to children".

Thu. 8/13/09 3:35am From: Toronto Jim

Megan: You're in luck! I happen to have a "black person" (I call him "Blackie") living in my basement. I'm not sure if he likes it there, but then, I never asked.

However, I'm a bit down on cash, so if you really want to touch a black person, mine's available at your discretion (oh, and at my convenience).

Thu. 8/13/09 3:36am From: Megan

I've got five bucks.

Thu. 8/13/09 3:38am From: Megan

I've never touched an eskimo.

Thu. 8/13/09 3:39am From: Megan

I want to ride a whale.

Thu. 8/13/09 3:41am From: Toronto Jim

Five bucks, Megan? Uhh, yeah, I think that might be enough. I just have to awaken YOU-know... (I sometimes call him "Get-up", which is kind of quaint, isn't it?).

But for a fiver, for ME... he'll do it. I'll make sure of that. Then YOU can touch a black person.

Everybody's happy!

Thu. 8/13/09 3:42am From: Megan

What do you feed him?

Thu. 8/13/09 3:44am From: Toronto Jim

I feed him unsuspecting Americans who don't realize that the term "Eskimo" is deeply offensive.

Thu. 8/13/09 3:46am From: Spencer

More offensive than keeping a black person locked up in the basement?

Thu. 8/13/09 3:48am From: Megan

I miss my maggots. I need some more.

Thu. 8/13/09 3:50am From: Toronto Jim

Spencer: I dunno -- "black"? "Person"? Ummm, I think that one might be up for grabs there. We should leave it to the US Supreme Court: oh, except they appointed that woman that nobody in the US seems to like. Who can say?

Thu. 8/13/09 3:53am From: Spencer

What do you miss most about your maggots?

Thu. 8/13/09 3:53am From: Toronto Jim

REMEMBER, everyone: if you end up with a government health care programme, you will ALL have to self-euthanize at age 70.

Oh -- and all women will be forced, with physical violence if necessary, to have their mandatory abortion, at least once a year. Good luck to you all... SUCKERS!

Thu. 8/13/09 3:56am From: Spencer

But it's FREE!

Thu. 8/13/09 3:57am From: Toronto Jim

Maybe something will happen in your life that just blows your... spine! Good luuck then...

Thu. 8/13/09 3:57am From: Megan

I liked my maggots' squirmy grossness that made people say 'ew'.

I liked watching my maggots eat steak.

Thu. 8/13/09 3:59am From: Toronto Jim

Hey Spencer: Come on up here and say that! You can beat the crap out of me, but at least I'll get taken care of -- any time of the day or night, no matter what job I have or who my bloody relatives are!

So bring it on, and I'll meet you at the fekkin hospital!

Thu. 8/13/09 4:02am From: Spencer (from Ottawa)

"UP here"? I'm further north than you!

Thu. 8/13/09 4:04am From: Spencer

It sounds like you're ready to welcome some new maggots into your life.

Thu. 8/13/09 4:05am From: Eck

Mr. Peanut is creepy

Thu. 8/13/09 4:09am From: Megan

If I sent in a maggot-y peice of rotten meat, would it be rejected? Imagine opening that on the air. That would be horrible.

Thu. 8/13/09 4:10am From: Toronto Jim

Spencer: Touché. J'ai pensé que vous êtes américain. Je suis navré pour cete pensée.

Thu. 8/13/09 4:12am From: Spencer

A fair assumption! Around here, you're American until proven Canadian.

Thu. 8/13/09 4:13am From: Spencer

Megan: you could make a fake one out of non-gross materials!

Thu. 8/13/09 4:13am From: Eck

Richard Gere and the gerbil

Thu. 8/13/09 4:13am From: Toronto Jim

Poor French there, je pense, Spencer, but anyway: I'll still meet you to fekkinf fight you! Anyplace quiet in Ottawa -- i.e, anyplace IN Ottawa!

Thu. 8/13/09 4:16am From: Spencer

I accept! Duel by the Canal at dawn. If you don't show up, you are a coward.

Thu. 8/13/09 4:17am From: Toronto Jim

If I don't show up, Spencer, I've fallen through the fekking ice!

Thu. 8/13/09 4:18am From: Spencer

Only cowards fall through ice.

Thu. 8/13/09 4:20am From: Toronto Jim

Besides, Spencer, if I do show up and win the duel, you'll just call a gouvernement inquiry! A few years later, your family and mine will get a fekking "White Paper" in the mail... maybe.

Thu. 8/13/09 4:23am From: Toronto Jim

Spencer, as personal private secretary to the Minister Without Portfolio In Charge of Portfolios, shouldn't you keep off the airwaves, and start thinking about getting a good night's sleep, before your minister rethinks the concepts of "sleep" and "nighttime"?

Thu. 8/13/09 4:25am From: Spencer

Bah! I can sleep at my cushy government job!

Thu. 8/13/09 4:27am From: Toronto Jim

Fekk! You've got me there, you Ottawa bastard. Sleep away, as you all do there (they don't call it "Sleepy Ottawa" fer nothing!)

You win this round, Mr. Deputy Minister. But I'll get back... I SWEAR I'll get back somehow...

Thu. 8/13/09 4:28am From: Megan

What ever happened to missile command?

Thu. 8/13/09 4:28am From: Spencer

Well why don't you just... do something typical of Torontonians! Ha!

Thu. 8/13/09 4:29am From: Spencer

I still listen to Missile Command on a regular basis.

Thu. 8/13/09 4:30am From: Megan

How?

Thu. 8/13/09 4:30am From: Toronto Jim

And what would be "typical of Torontonians?" We're unpredictable.

Thu. 8/13/09 4:32am From: Spencer

Here ya go, Megan: http://www.wfmu.org/365/2003/246.shtml Also includes the wonderful Fly, Yar Warriors, Fly! Play it loudly... annoy your neighbors!

Thu. 8/13/09 4:33am From: Toronto Jim

Like i said earlier, come on over here and meet my "homeys' in the "hood," down here in Leslieville, and say that! Riverdale -- repreSENT!

Thu. 8/13/09 4:35am From: Spencer

You Torontonians are too rough and urban... it's intimidating to my small-town-disguised-as-a-major-city sensibilities.

Thu. 8/13/09 4:36am From: Megan

Thanks, Spencer. You can be a governor or duke or something in TOCTWSBTPWLTTORS.

Thu. 8/13/09 4:36am From: Toronto Jim

Well said at last, Spencer. Kepp in yo' own yard! You cyaan handle Trawna!

Thu. 8/13/09 4:37am From: Spencer

Megan: Fitting, as I figured out how to pronounce the name of the place

Toronto Jim: Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.

Thu. 8/13/09 4:38am From: Megan

I'm going to go to sleep now. Goodnight/morning.

Thu. 8/13/09 4:40am From: Spencer

Yeah, same. Fun as always, all. Later.

Thu. 8/13/09 4:41am From: Toronto Jim

It's been my pleasure to have sparred verbal-graphically with you,, Spencer. Don't worry -- everyone is welcome here in the Big Smoke! We like visitors, even if they come from backwaters like Sarnia, Espinola, Timmins, or even Ottawa!

I have tro bed down now, or I'll be a mess for reveille tamarra. G'night all and sundry!

Thu. 8/13/09 4:46am From: Toronto Jim

... or Kirkland Lake, or Port Carling, or Napanee, or Bancroft, or Belleville, or Tweed, or Hanover, or Carleton Station, or Pembroke, or Haliburton, or Kapuskasing, or Moose Factory, or Picton, or Southampton, or Bala, or Brechin, or the Soo, or anywhere...

Thu. 8/13/09 5:27am From: Joshua K

Chai is litteraly the indian word for tea and its usually regular black tea cooked with milk and Chai Masala (tea spice) mixture.

Thu. 8/13/09 5:34am From: jonathan

always remembering too late for this show! you finish at a nice time for the uk. get skype sorted out!

Thu. 8/13/09 5:35am From: Aly Dukes

And I saw my reflection in the snow covered hills, till a landslide took me down.

Thu. 8/13/09 5:40am From: jonathan

really fascinating listening to you choosing a skype username by the way

Thu. 8/13/09 5:44am From: Aly Dukes

Brilliant

Thu. 8/13/09 5:51am From: Joshua K

We need people from asia and elsewhere

Thu. 8/13/09 5:55am From: Joshua K

6:54pm Thursday (JST) - Time in Japan

Thu. 8/13/09 5:58am From: jonathan

speak to you next week guys! - fishplums

Thu. 8/13/09 7:49am From: 88 Keys

Thank you so much for getting the MP3 stream up ASAP i get to work at 7.30 and within 15 minutes i can listen on Thursday mornings!

Thu. 8/13/09 10:55am From: brad

the van halen m & m thing is in david lee roth's autobiography.

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