Kenny G playlist | 05.27.09

Wed. 5/27/09 12:14pm From: Ike

I feel like one of these eight-track tapes. Somebody left me baking too long and now I don't fit and can't play properly.

Wed. 5/27/09 12:17pm From: still b/p

I think in Part 2 of an eHarmony profile, you have to describe how your ear, mood, qi and blood pressure respond to this.

Wed. 5/27/09 12:20pm From: seamus

babies are so microwavable

Wed. 5/27/09 12:23pm From: Ike

I can't find anything on the Internet about the foot king. I demand references.

Seamus has the right idea. What do we need to do to get Danny Meyer interested in this new culinary direction?

Wed. 5/27/09 12:25pm From: seamus

feet are only good if roasted in honey, and slathered in bbq sauce

Wed. 5/27/09 12:25pm From: Bad Ronald

He may be referring to this:
http://technologyexpert.blogspot.com/2007/09/youtube-kisses-thai-kings-feet-makes-up.html

Wed. 5/27/09 12:28pm From: Seamus

I wonder what strange fetishes Obama has?

Wed. 5/27/09 12:39pm From: -max-

I don't recommend using the microwave for cooking meat.

Mr. Swift has the right idea: "I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee or a ragout."

Wed. 5/27/09 12:40pm From: Ike

BR, hmmm, thanks.

Free speech restrictions are bad. Google is bad for capitulating. But som tum and crispy fried bananas and sticky rice with mango and coconut sauce are so awesome there. I'll go back. My stomach overrules my morals and my brain almost every time.

Wed. 5/27/09 12:42pm From: Carmichael

I love sound.

Wed. 5/27/09 12:42pm From: J-Mar

I'm hearing the Jamaican soundsystem DJ in a whole new way.

Wed. 5/27/09 12:42pm From: jan

I gotta go to the post office- with all the caterwauling being played now
this seems as good a time to go as any. Maybe when I get back the program will be more to my liking.

Wed. 5/27/09 12:45pm From: Carmichael

The post office is such a hushed, reverent place. People tiptoe around Federal buildings as if they'll be tackled and cavity-checked at the first wrong move.

Why don't you go to Dave & Buster's instead?

Wed. 5/27/09 12:46pm From: Ike

Jan, saying that probably just guarantees more caterwauling.

Wed. 5/27/09 12:47pm From: Carmichael

Kenny G, King of the Caterwaulers.

Wed. 5/27/09 12:47pm From: jan

I could take a boom box and play kenny's show at the Post Office. Do
Dave and Buster deliver mail?

Wed. 5/27/09 12:48pm From: Seamus

OOO, I heard Dave & Buster's has great Thai feet with peanut butter sauce!

Wed. 5/27/09 12:48pm From: Marshall Stacks

I have to keep from laughing loud enough that my coworkers can hear.

Does Dave & Buster's serve unicorn burgers?

Wed. 5/27/09 12:49pm From: Carmichael

They don't deliver mail, but boy do they deliver!

Wed. 5/27/09 12:49pm From: Oasis

I said maybe
You're gonna be the one who saves me
And after all
You're my caterwaulllll

Wed. 5/27/09 12:50pm From: Bad Ronald

Hitler was monorchic.

Wed. 5/27/09 12:51pm From: Seamus

Hitler once served me spinache dip at an Applebee's

Wed. 5/27/09 12:51pm From: jan

stamped the last envelope, I am out of here. Maybe I should also
get lunch, instead of having lunch here. By that time Kenny's mood could have passed.

Wed. 5/27/09 12:51pm From: อิสหาก

Coming soon: The story of a vampire unicorn, which attracts its victims by frolicking in a sunny field and pretending to be innocent. Then when the girls who have been reading too much "Twilight" come out to pet him, he drains them. Also, the unicorn smokes and drinks too much and eats bratwurst, and insults people a lot, like Dr. House, because that's in style in fiction these days.

Wed. 5/27/09 12:51pm From: Marshall Stacks

BR: So was Francisco Franco, they say.

Wed. 5/27/09 12:52pm From: still b/p

Eunuch horn?

Wed. 5/27/09 12:53pm From: Bad Ronald

Thanks M Stacks! I did not know that.

Wed. 5/27/09 12:53pm From: Carmichael

"Groovy, baby." You reminded me of Dick Shawn, who played the hepcat Hitler in The Producers: "Give me 5, baby!"

Wed. 5/27/09 12:54pm From: lord

I SURRENDER

Wed. 5/27/09 12:55pm From: Napoleon Solo

UNCLE!

Wed. 5/27/09 12:57pm From: Marshall Stacks

After Kenny's lèse majesté, he's gonna have trouble finding anyone who'll serve him unicorn satay in this town.

Franco: it was breaking news on the BBC the other day.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8055329.stm

"Franco was wounded in the lower abdomen at El Biutz, near Ceuta, in June 1916.

Biographers have long speculated this affected the reproductive organs of the dictator, who ruled from 1939 to 1975. "

"El Biutz, near Ceuta" is apparently a Spanish euphemism for testicle.

Wed. 5/27/09 12:59pm From: Carmichael

This is too melodic. May I hear some inane shrieking?

Wed. 5/27/09 1:02pm From: Bad Ronald

Hmm, I wonder what Pol Pot was packing...

Wed. 5/27/09 1:03pm From: dc pat

speaking of Spanish dictators, GO BARCELONA!!

Wed. 5/27/09 1:06pm From: Carmichael

Is Franco still hanging on in his valiant struggle to remain dead?

Wed. 5/27/09 1:08pm From: Carmichael

Zoran "Slowhand" Starcevic.

Wed. 5/27/09 1:09pm From: anagramgrind

Barcelona = crab alone, nero cabal

Wed. 5/27/09 1:10pm From: Carmichael

My next band will be called Nero Cabal.

Wed. 5/27/09 1:11pm From: AnAnonymousParty

Mighty impressive reproductive organs, that able to rule for 36 years.

Wed. 5/27/09 1:11pm From: annie

nice....comments.... likin this.

Wed. 5/27/09 1:12pm From: Bad Ronald

Yes, a Veri-Fine Johnson!

Wed. 5/27/09 1:13pm From: Carmichael

Hey man, play Foggy Mountain Breakdown.

Wed. 5/27/09 1:14pm From: Seamus

Edi Amin had many genitalia, and not all his own

Wed. 5/27/09 1:15pm From: still b/p

Too common is the ruler who lasts because he is a big dick, not because he has one.

Wed. 5/27/09 1:16pm From: The Earl of Sandwich

This topic leaves me feeling a bit randy.

Wed. 5/27/09 1:18pm From: AnAnonymousParty

The bigger a dick one is, the smaller a dick one has?

Wed. 5/27/09 1:18pm From: Randy

Keep your hands to yourself!

Wed. 5/27/09 1:18pm From: Carmichael

That song sounded like the Hot Club of Paris fronted by Curly Howard.

Wed. 5/27/09 1:20pm From: still b/p

AAP...If equipment and attitude were karmically allocated.

Wed. 5/27/09 1:21pm From: Bad Ronald

Idi (Eatie) Amin

Wed. 5/27/09 1:35pm From: ikkunoita

who put the rubber duckie in the acid bath?

Wed. 5/27/09 1:45pm From: -max-

Who could imagine?!

Wed. 5/27/09 1:48pm From: John

I can.

Wed. 5/27/09 1:51pm From: annie

i heard that!!

Wed. 5/27/09 2:58pm From: jeremy the listener

no comments in a whole hour? what's up with that?

Wed. 5/27/09 2:58pm From: emma

what is this? the letters column in Vogue magazine?

Kenny, you have a great face, and body, for radio.

Wed. 5/27/09 2:58pm From: jeremy the listener

oh that's better

Wed. 5/27/09 2:58pm From: Kenzo

We had some database troubles. Should be OK again!

Wed. 5/27/09 3:00pm From: jeremy the listener

thanks kenzo! i thought people just weren't interested in kenny g! go figure

Wed. 5/27/09 3:00pm From: -max-

Gordon said that Kenny broke the internet.

Wed. 5/27/09 3:06pm From: AnAnonymousParty

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