Kenny G's Hour of Pain playlist

Listener comments!

12:13pm -max-:

Gen Ken! Great!!

12:14pm Ike:

I feel like one of these eight-track tapes. Somebody left me baking too long and now I don't fit and can't play properly.

12:17pm still b/p:

I think in Part 2 of an eHarmony profile, you have to describe how your ear, mood, qi and blood pressure respond to this.

12:20pm seamus:

babies are so microwavable

12:23pm Ike:

I can't find anything on the Internet about the foot king. I demand references.

Seamus has the right idea. What do we need to do to get Danny Meyer interested in this new culinary direction?

12:25pm seamus:

feet are only good if roasted in honey, and slathered in bbq sauce

12:25pm Bad Ronald:

He may be referring to this:
http://technologyexpert.blogspot.com/2007/09/youtube-kisses-thai-kings-feet-makes-up.html

12:28pm Seamus:

I wonder what strange fetishes Obama has?

12:39pm -max-:

I don't recommend using the microwave for cooking meat.

Mr. Swift has the right idea: "I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee or a ragout."

12:40pm Ike:

BR, hmmm, thanks.

Free speech restrictions are bad. Google is bad for capitulating. But som tum and crispy fried bananas and sticky rice with mango and coconut sauce are so awesome there. I'll go back. My stomach overrules my morals and my brain almost every time.

12:42pm Carmichael:

I love sound.

12:42pm J-Mar:

I'm hearing the Jamaican soundsystem DJ in a whole new way.

12:42pm jan:

I gotta go to the post office- with all the caterwauling being played now
this seems as good a time to go as any. Maybe when I get back the program will be more to my liking.

12:45pm Carmichael:

The post office is such a hushed, reverent place. People tiptoe around Federal buildings as if they'll be tackled and cavity-checked at the first wrong move.

Why don't you go to Dave & Buster's instead?

12:46pm Ike:

Jan, saying that probably just guarantees more caterwauling.

12:47pm Carmichael:

Kenny G, King of the Caterwaulers.

12:47pm jan:

I could take a boom box and play kenny's show at the Post Office. Do
Dave and Buster deliver mail?

12:48pm Seamus:

OOO, I heard Dave & Buster's has great Thai feet with peanut butter sauce!

12:48pm Marshall Stacks:

I have to keep from laughing loud enough that my coworkers can hear.

Does Dave & Buster's serve unicorn burgers?

12:49pm Carmichael:

They don't deliver mail, but boy do they deliver!

12:49pm Oasis:

I said maybe
You're gonna be the one who saves me
And after all
You're my caterwaulllll

12:50pm Bad Ronald:

Hitler was monorchic.

12:51pm Seamus:

Hitler once served me spinache dip at an Applebee's

12:51pm jan:

stamped the last envelope, I am out of here. Maybe I should also
get lunch, instead of having lunch here. By that time Kenny's mood could have passed.

12:51pm อิสหาก:

Coming soon: The story of a vampire unicorn, which attracts its victims by frolicking in a sunny field and pretending to be innocent. Then when the girls who have been reading too much "Twilight" come out to pet him, he drains them. Also, the unicorn smokes and drinks too much and eats bratwurst, and insults people a lot, like Dr. House, because that's in style in fiction these days.

12:51pm Marshall Stacks:

BR: So was Francisco Franco, they say.

12:52pm still b/p:

Eunuch horn?

12:53pm Bad Ronald:

Thanks M Stacks! I did not know that.

12:53pm Carmichael:

"Groovy, baby." You reminded me of Dick Shawn, who played the hepcat Hitler in The Producers: "Give me 5, baby!"

12:54pm lord:

I SURRENDER

12:55pm Napoleon Solo:

UNCLE!

12:57pm Marshall Stacks:

After Kenny's lèse majesté, he's gonna have trouble finding anyone who'll serve him unicorn satay in this town.

Franco: it was breaking news on the BBC the other day.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8055329.stm

"Franco was wounded in the lower abdomen at El Biutz, near Ceuta, in June 1916.

Biographers have long speculated this affected the reproductive organs of the dictator, who ruled from 1939 to 1975. "

"El Biutz, near Ceuta" is apparently a Spanish euphemism for testicle.

12:59pm Carmichael:

This is too melodic. May I hear some inane shrieking?

1:02pm Bad Ronald:

Hmm, I wonder what Pol Pot was packing...

1:03pm dc pat:

speaking of Spanish dictators, GO BARCELONA!!

1:06pm Carmichael:

Is Franco still hanging on in his valiant struggle to remain dead?

1:08pm Carmichael:

Zoran "Slowhand" Starcevic.

1:09pm anagramgrind:

Barcelona = crab alone, nero cabal

1:10pm Carmichael:

My next band will be called Nero Cabal.

1:11pm AnAnonymousParty:

Mighty impressive reproductive organs, that able to rule for 36 years.

1:11pm annie:

nice....comments.... likin this.

1:12pm Bad Ronald:

Yes, a Veri-Fine Johnson!

1:13pm Carmichael:

Hey man, play Foggy Mountain Breakdown.

1:14pm Seamus:

Edi Amin had many genitalia, and not all his own

1:15pm still b/p:

Too common is the ruler who lasts because he is a big dick, not because he has one.

1:16pm The Earl of Sandwich:

This topic leaves me feeling a bit randy.

1:18pm AnAnonymousParty:

The bigger a dick one is, the smaller a dick one has?

1:18pm Randy:

Keep your hands to yourself!

1:18pm Carmichael:

That song sounded like the Hot Club of Paris fronted by Curly Howard.

1:20pm still b/p:

AAP...If equipment and attitude were karmically allocated.

1:21pm Bad Ronald:

Idi (Eatie) Amin

1:35pm ikkunoita:

who put the rubber duckie in the acid bath?

1:45pm -max-:

Who could imagine?!

1:48pm John:

I can.

1:51pm annie:

i heard that!!

2:58pm jeremy the listener:

no comments in a whole hour? what's up with that?

2:58pm emma:

what is this? the letters column in Vogue magazine?

Kenny, you have a great face, and body, for radio.

2:58pm jeremy the listener:

oh that's better

2:58pm Kenzo:

We had some database troubles. Should be OK again!

3:00pm jeremy the listener:

thanks kenzo! i thought people just weren't interested in kenny g! go figure

3:00pm -max-:

Gordon said that Kenny broke the internet.

3:06pm AnAnonymousParty:

Live, from the basement of WFMU . . .

3:07pm maria:

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