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Professor Dum Dum, scientist of music, performs experiments in music and human behaviour. Living, breathing volunteers subject themselves to his verbal vivisection, helping all to understand what laymen call "absurdity." (Visit homepage.)

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Options December 8, 2008

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Artist Track Album Label
Nevermore  Insignificant   Options Dead Heart in a Dead World  Century Media Records 
Whispering Gallery  My Final Hour on Earth   Options Poems of a Forgotten Dream  Killerwhale Records 
Poema Arcanus  Desintergracion   Options Iconoclast  Aftermath 
Candlemass  Darkness in Paradise   Options Ancient Dreams  Metal Blade 
Bethlehem  Tier ass den Mutterkatze   Options Schatten auf Alexander Welt  Redstram 
My Dying Bride  To Remain Tombless   Options a Line of Deathless Kings  Peaceville 
Paradigma  Sleep   Options Mare Veris  Head Not Found 
Darkthrone  En Vind av Sorg   Options Panzefaust  Moonfog 
Coph NiA  To Fix the Shadow   Options Shapeshifter  Cold meat Industry 
In the Woods  Boogers in Three Nostrils   Options Three Times....  Misanthropy 
Mourning Beloveth  These Mountains are Mine   Options Dust  Sentinel 
Mercyful Fate  Devil Eyes   Options Live  n/a 
Paradise Lost  BreedingFear   Options Lost Paradise  Peaceville 
Theatre of Tragedy  The Masquerader and the Phoenix   Options Velvet Darkness They Fear  Century Media Records 
Within Temptation  The Truth Behind the Rose   Options The Heart of Everything  Gun 
Evensong  Cosmic Empire   Options Of Man's First Disobedience  Displeased Records 
King Diamond  Living Dead   Options Deadly Lullabies  Metal Blade 
Mercyful Fate  Mission: Destroy All Aliens   Options Return of the Vampire  Roadrunner 
Mercyful Fate  A Dangerous Meeting   Options The Live Oath  n/a 
Manowar  Valhalla   Options Into Glory Ride  Metal Blade 
Jag Panzer  All Things Renewed   Options Mechanized Warfare  Century Media 
Bloodthorn  The Embodied Core of Darkness   Options In the Shadow of your Black Wings  Season of Mist 
Vanitas  Der Kurze Hoffnungsschimmer   Options Das Leben Ein Traum  CCP Records 
Deathrow  Dragon's Blood   Options Raging Steel  Noise 
Drautran  Gen Nifleim   Options Throne of the Depths  Lupus Lounge 
Gloomy Grim  War   Options Blood, Monsters, Darkness  Holy Records 
Korova  Der Schlaffman Kommt   Options Dead Like an Angel  Napalm Records 

Listener comments!

  Mon. 12/8/08 12:58am Vovka:

Wow, Sky High sounds pretty damn good at this speed!
  Mon. 12/8/08 1:13am Doug in DC:

The sound of the third nostril opening.
  Mon. 12/8/08 1:28am reggie bewsh:

nice set! the mercyful fate is like ice cubes in the cool drink your servin tnight prof.
  Mon. 12/8/08 2:11am ched:

loving your breadcast. yum. the theatre of tragedy was esp. great
  Mon. 12/8/08 2:16am ched:

oh hey manowar
this is p. good
  Mon. 12/8/08 2:56am Nick the Bard:

Taking into account that the elves live in a polar climate, you begin by cutting their living quarters from the main Santa compound. Then, loading them into a cargo container, which they should all fit into considering their size, you ship said container out the Saharah Desert.

Once there, the doors are opened, anda pile of tools, wood, and other building supplies are piled a few feet away. Being that the need to build toys is hardwired into them, they'd all run out (or at least the ones that didn't spill out first) and over to the pile to get to work, but as they're doing so, the sun and the heat work agaisnt them, causing their skin to split open and their bodies to explode due to their short stature, thick paddings of fat, and the extreme cold they were bred for.

Which brings up another point, that being that Santa is often refered to as a "jolly old elf". Unless this is some sort of metaphorical refrence and he is really a mutant dwarf, clearly he moved out from the woods and needing some sort of food source, bred a number of other elves with dwarves as a food source. At the same time, the polar elves started to run out too quickly, so he started having them build toys as an excuse to travel the world and start eating cookies that were left for him. BUt soon, he'll grow tired of the cookies, and start kidnapping children for his meals like the true monster he is.
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