Professor Dum Dum's Lab:
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from December 8, 2008
Professor Dum Dum, scientist of music, performs experiments in music and human behaviour. Living, breathing volunteers subject themselves to his verbal vivisection, helping all to understand what laymen call "absurdity."
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December 8, 2008
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Mon. 12/8/08 12:58am
Vovka:
Wow, Sky High sounds pretty damn good at this speed! | |
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Mon. 12/8/08 1:13am
Doug in DC:
The sound of the third nostril opening. | |
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Mon. 12/8/08 1:28am
reggie bewsh:
nice set! the mercyful fate is like ice cubes in the cool drink your servin tnight prof. | |
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Mon. 12/8/08 2:11am
ched:
loving your breadcast. yum. the theatre of tragedy was esp. great | |
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Mon. 12/8/08 2:16am
ched:
oh hey manowar this is p. good | |
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Mon. 12/8/08 2:56am
Nick the Bard:
Taking into account that the elves live in a polar climate, you begin by cutting their living quarters from the main Santa compound. Then, loading them into a cargo container, which they should all fit into considering their size, you ship said container out the Saharah Desert. Once there, the doors are opened, anda pile of tools, wood, and other building supplies are piled a few feet away. Being that the need to build toys is hardwired into them, they'd all run out (or at least the ones that didn't spill out first) and over to the pile to get to work, but as they're doing so, the sun and the heat work agaisnt them, causing their skin to split open and their bodies to explode due to their short stature, thick paddings of fat, and the extreme cold they were bred for. Which brings up another point, that being that Santa is often refered to as a "jolly old elf". Unless this is some sort of metaphorical refrence and he is really a mutant dwarf, clearly he moved out from the woods and needing some sort of food source, bred a number of other elves with dwarves as a food source. At the same time, the polar elves started to run out too quickly, so he started having them build toys as an excuse to travel the world and start eating cookies that were left for him. BUt soon, he'll grow tired of the cookies, and start kidnapping children for his meals like the true monster he is. | |
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