WFMU: Ken: Playlist from September 14, 2022

Listener comments!
	♥ 8:04am AnAnonymousParty: Comes in, wearing pink shirt, sits down in a corner in the back of the room and waits for someone to come in and turn on the lights.
	♥ 8:08am -жеи: Hi there AAP? What are you doing in here all alone?
	♥ 8:37am AnAnonymousParty: I'm trying to figure out why that guy keeps turning the oscilloscope on and off.
	♥ 8:38am AnAnonymousParty: And why does he look like Jamie Farr?
	8:48am Androu B.: Good Morning, -жеи, AAP! Quick, somebody alert Bob Dylan: The Albuquerque Balloon Festival arrives Oct. 1-3!
	♥ 8:53am Handy Haversack: Morning, Ken, AAP, ¡Androu! Pink shirts for everyone!
	8:59am Androu B.: ¡Buenos Dias, Handy!
	♥ 8:59am Ken From Hyde Park: Wednesdays are pink shirt day!
	9:01am Androu B.: I have one, too!
	9:01am FletcherNYC: I am singing Freebird along with this and it works
	♥ 9:01am Handy Haversack: Well, we are officially past the "Freebird" days.
	♥ 9:02am YETI BOB: Bird Free!
	♥ 9:02am Ken From Hyde Park: "Freebird," our summer love. 🖤
	9:03am Androu B.: Yeah, who needs to be given the bird so early in the morning?
	♥ 9:04am PigeonsAndRust: Now that's what I call music!
	9:04am chresti: Morning Ken and programme participants
	♥ 9:05am Handy Haversack: NB: The railing is doing a lot of the work of holding me up in that picture. Beers have gotten SWOLE at Yankee Stadium.
	9:06am Androu B.: That shirt works for you, Handy!
	♥ 9:07am listener james from westwood: Today marks my 30th anniversary as a WFMU listener! Big ups to Listener Chris from Bloomfield, who also became my new boss at my first post-real college job that day in 1992, and who said, while setting me up for work, "I listen to this weird college radio station. If it ever bugs you, I can turn it off." He never had to.
	♥ 9:08am Handy Haversack: Happy anniversary, James!
	♥ 9:09am DjLorraine: Gmorning radio frequency friends
	♥ 9:09am JeremyB: Good Morning!
	♥ 9:09am listener james from westwood: Thanks, Handy!
	9:09am Phillip: What?No "FreeByrd"
	9:10am Androu B.: Congrats, James! I've been listening for about 34 years now.
	♥ 9:10am Asheville Jon: wow, hippie noise!
	9:11am ℉o℉o (: Hi, Ken and Friends of Egg!
	♥ 9:11am Peter from Boonton formerly Dover NJ: Good morning Ken and everyone. Loving the psychedelic sounds... I need to pick some flowers to put in my hair.
	9:12am Androu B.: ¡Hola, ℉o℉o!
	♥ 9:12am listener james from westwood: @Androu B: Ahhh, excellent! One listen and you're hooked!
	♥ 9:12am Tome: Morning ,, weee music to make you wider !<>!
	9:13am ℉o℉o (: Congrats, James! I admire your courage and bravery for listening to WFMU for that many years!
	♥ 9:14am Handy Haversack: ¡Buenos dias, ℉o℉o!
	9:14am Yvang: Nice story James! And happy anniversary. My boss can't stand any music so I have to bring my headset.
	♥ 9:14am -жеи: Congratulations James. This is your Lego Anniversary, unless I am mistaken
	♥ 9:15am Peter from Boonton formerly Dover NJ: Definitely a 13th Floor Elevators vibe on this piece. THAT's what I'm talking about.
	9:15am ℉o℉o (: Hola, Handy B and Androu Haversack! YETIDose, have you seen our beloved HyperBOB?
	9:15am PMCwhenever: hi ya
	♥ 9:15am Megaroni: Punk revolution!!
	9:16am chresti: Awesome boss listener James! Boss sounds, Ken!
	♥ 9:16am Asheville Jon: i haven't heard this much hippie noise on Ken's show for a long time. i hope Ken is ok!
	♥ 9:17am Planet Tyler: On this day in 2011 a Swedish Bob Dylan fan had been arrested for singing Bob Dylan songs outside his ex-girlfriends house. The love-sick man had also cobbled together a group of five other men to serve as vocal accompaniment for the late-night live performance, each of who donned hoodies with their hoods up. But soon after the man began to serenade his ex, who had previously taken out a restraining order against him, she called the police. No word on what song he played.
	9:18am abbazabba: Handy, you should be a t-shirt model
	♥ 9:18am karlward: Ken is setting us up. "Freebird" is going to go all "DEATH FROM ABOVE" on us, like Cato coming down on Inspector Clouseau.
	9:19am ℉o℉o (: Androu, Are you the oldest WFMU listener here? How was the chatboard 34 years ago? I heard Ken used to animate the JPGES by hand before the GIF came around.
	9:19am ℉o℉o (: JPEGs*
	9:21am James Douglas: I have no idea what I'm hearing, but already better than BBC coverage of the Queen's funeral.
	♥ 9:21am YETI BOB: ℉o℉o - 'ere he is: lh3.googleusercontent.com...
	♥ 9:22am listener james from westwood: @Ken: Thanks! And yes—traditional is Lego; modern, I think, is hand sanitizer. @Yvang: Danke! And after we moved offices, when my boss had his own nook, I eventually lost a vote to keep it on in my new shared office area, and I suffered with Z100 for a year until another move got me my own cube and sweet freedom. @chresti: Indeed! Chris freakin' rules. Also a fellow comics and sci-fi freak, so we had much in common from the start.
	♥ 9:22am YETI BOB: I can't say for sure but I started listening as a teenager and I'm close to 60 now, so probably 40 years or so. My brain is pretty damaged.
	♥ 9:22am -жеи: Is today the Queen's funeral??
	9:23am Androu B.: ℉o℉o, back then, there was no chatboard. Allcommunication was strictly by snail mail. Remember, the station was still located in Upsala College at the time. And it wouldn't be possible to email anyone until at least 7 years later.
	♥ 9:23am YETI BOB: not 'til Monday жеи, they are dragging this thing out
	♥ 9:24am -жеи: I started listening in 1980, on cassettes given to me by FMU listeners living in Ann Arbor MI
	9:24am ℉o℉o (: Handy, I'm amazed how a humble pink t-shirt repelled the whole stadium crowd! Man, they were all gone once you showed up with Ken's t-shirt!
	♥ 9:24am Stanley: If you want to see the coffin, get in the queue. It's only five miles long!
	♥ 9:24am -жеи: f0f0 right?! I noticed the same thing. That shirt has amazing powers
	♥ 9:24am YETI BOB: I used to phone the station a lot back in the day, I'm sure I annoyed Ken and Irwin more than once. Sorry guys!
	9:25am James Douglas: Well, when I just left they were about to haul her out of the castle and down the road. Maybe it was just to get her hair done. But the BBC was covering it, and so is NPR.
	♥ 9:25am JeremyB: hrmm, can't clicky star this song
	9:25am ℉o℉o (: Androu B, Oh, yes! I remember those times. WFMU DJs used to send by mail the musical sheets of their playlist so you had to play the songs on your own!
	♥ 9:27am YETI BOB: Jeremy - it's the Cyrillic. Put the English translation ("Lift to the sky") in parens after the song and it will work.
	9:28am ℉o℉o (: YETI BOB, Amazing! Are you the guy standing?
	♥ 9:28am Handy Haversack: ℉o℉o, the fair-weather Yankee fans at the new stadium can't handle the pink! At old Yankee Stadium, 2,000 fans would have immediately pledged to WFMU, got their own shirts, and joined me in throwing batteries at Red Sox.
	♥ 9:28am YETI BOB: also note Лифт is phonetically "lift" so it's a cognate. (think of the greek alphabet, lambda and phi)
	♥ 9:28am Megaroni: At the bazaar with Sir Ken
	♥ 9:29am YETI BOB: ℉o℉o: No, not me. Rosey posted those pix earlier today. I wish I had been there but I wasn't (I live in Chicago). If you wanna see what I look like click my icon.
	♥ 9:29am karlward: That Group Image track is my jam
	9:30am Sam: I'm so glad they went with King Cherry Cobbler instead of Charles. Finally Britain will be great again.
	9:31am Androu B.: @ YETI BOB - Goofle Translate gave me "Elevator To Heaven". So I guess it was an allusive twist on "Stairway to Heaven".
	♥ 9:33am Planet Tyler: And in 2005, HMV stores in Canada removed Bob Dylan CDs from their shelves in protest at the singer's deal to only sell his new album in Starbucks after he signed an exclusive contract with the coffee giant. STILL NO HOT AIR BALLOON
	9:34am ℉o℉o (: YETI, You look so young for almost 60! Especially for someone that has listened WFMU for ~40 years. For example, 10 years of listening to Ken's show has substantially deformed my head.
	♥ 9:34am PigeonsAndRust: I wish everyone would walk in a big circle around the queen like the Hajj stone
	9:34am Phillip: That's nice😁🤔 the diarrhea lady is back.
	♥ 9:35am YETI BOB: thanks ℉o℉o, that's very kind of you
	9:35am Rachel Bo Bachel: Good morning Ken! Listening with Salem my wake and bake baby who is home with a cold (we still haven’t gotten covid Baruch Hashem). Show sounds great! Be well sir!!!
	♥ 9:36am -жеи: Hi Rachel, hope the show doesn't hurt your baby too bad
	9:36am ℉o℉o (: Please! Someone in London be a hero and show up in Queen's funeral wearing the pink shirt making sure to appear on camera during BBC's live broadcast. What a shame i'm in another planet at the moment and I don't posses the pink shirt.
	♥ 9:37am Ryansterlingvirtue: this band is so good.
	♥ 9:38am YETI BOB: feels like a "return to form" for Oneida, they were lost in the experimental wilderness for a few albums
	♥ 9:38am Handy Haversack: Sending several spaceships full of Ken shirts to your galactic coordinates, ℉o℉o! We'll get you to that funeral and fulfill your childhood dream!
	♥ 9:39am YETI BOB: the video for "I Wanna Hold Your Electric Hand" from this album is quite awesome. (and a nice use of conformal mapping!)
	♥ 9:39am Tome: when I heard 1st time Pat Duncan in like 79 or 80 was it,, did all I could to get 91.1 reception !<>!
	9:40am Rachel Bo Bachel: Ryan and yeti whoa yeah this is really good. Ken he is four now! He’s the one who I was in labor with when I called in to w&b so he was forged in rocknroll; he can take it!!
	♥ 9:41am -жеи: Has anybody seen the new movie Funny Pages yet? It's got Dave the Spazz and WFMU all over it! And it was good too! Although tres degoutant
	9:41am ℉o℉o (: Handy, Several spaceships full of Ken's shirts would certainly collapse into a black hole.
	9:42am Phillip: @-жеи I am literally ecstatic that IRWIN is on right before dinner at Andy's. To be nice you should invite the guy over for dinner at Andy's
	♥ 9:42am (Murakami Whywolf))): All hail John Carlton and his cherry cobbler. It has facial movement beside the mouth, as opposed to his pie, and it is not an abomination, as opposed to mine.
	9:43am Phillip: Ok I'm back. I had to defrost my mini fridge.
	♥ 9:43am PigeonsAndRust: @Murakami but Ken's Show is the Radio Home of Abomination!!
	9:44am Phillip: The good ol days are back with ken and IRWIN and dinner at Andy's. 😊😊😊
	♥ 9:44am Asheville Jon: breakin the toilet! sweet!
	9:45am ℉o℉o (: Diarrhea Lady's favourite song
	♥ 9:45am Handy Haversack: Ken, it's on our radar. One of K8's fave playwrights is an actor in it as well.
	♥ 9:45am BillyLundun: angry toliet songs!
	♥ 9:45am Roberto: In a perfect world, Diarrhea Lady would sing a cover of Breakin' the Toilet.
	9:45am Phillip: Anyone with an iPhone upgrade to iOS 16 yet?
	♥ 9:45am Handy Haversack: Fleisch Lego for your anniversary, James!
	9:45am Marie: Digging the tuneage! I hope there isn't a hot air balloon accident at the queen's funeral
	♥ 9:45am luka: if it ain’t broke
	♥ 9:45am chresti: Poor toilets!
	♥ 9:46am Asheville Jon: Ken, i might be wrong, but aren't there a couple "F bombs" in brekain the toilet?
	♥ 9:46am Handy Haversack: Marie, these aren't accidents! They're throwing themselves into the road!
	♥ 9:46am listener james from westwood: Re breaking toilets: In sophomore year of college, I was falsely accused of ripping a urinal off a wall in a neighboring dorm. I suspect a Jesus freak ratted me out after hearing me make a joke about his messiah. I told the RA, if I had that kind of strength, would I not be out for a slot on the football team and not wasting time in his dorm?
	♥ 9:46am SSS: Reminds me of the "Gas Station", corner of 2nd Street & Avenue B, late '80s. Wonderful time.
	9:47am Phillip: No toilet. I have a commode chair in my room.
	♥ 9:47am -жеи: Jesus Christ Phillip. TMI
	9:47am ℉o℉o (: I don't want to boast but I've been a fan of Fleisch Lego since their youtube video had 19 views.
	9:48am ℉o℉o (: Ok, I just checked. Fleisch Lego video has 39 views as of today.
	9:48am Phillip: @-жеи my apologies sir😁
	9:49am Phillip: Well? I am 55 and sometimes the toilet is a long long walk. If my roomie isnt using it.
	9:51am Danny in Poughkeepsie: Listener James. For years I had that problem with the residents of Bloomingburg blaming me for everything. I feel your former pain
	♥ 9:51am iiibeat: My bet is that the original Rock Opera was real and actual SILENCE! Since before us pulse bearing animal extensions appeared, all them rocks just been getting stirred up and around here and there. So, I guess the opera was more about the sound of rocks and boulders banging together. But . . That probably wasn't the first sound perceptible to the modern ear . . The first sound is probably unimaginable.
	9:51am Phillip: The landlord is Evicting my roomie at the end of the month I'm going to be alone for a while
	9:51am ℉o℉o (: '¿Dónde esta el baño?' segment is back!
	♥ 9:52am Asheville Jon: Fleisch Lego "news" story www.youtube.com...
	♥ 9:53am Handy Haversack: El baño está roto.
	9:53am Phillip: It's a super nice day out. No humidity. Lots of sun. At least here in the bronx
	♥ 9:55am Asheville Jon: beautiful day here too Phillip. perfect day to recover from being thrashed around on fair rides with my kids last night.
	9:56am Androu B.: Doña Díarea rompiò el toilé.
	9:56am ℉o℉o (: Handy, Good point. It should be renamed to "Rompiendo el retrete" (breaking the toilet) segment
	9:56am Phillip: @Asheville Jon yesterday cardi b was at a school here and I was literally RUN OVER BY KIDS
	9:57am Danny in Poughkeepsie: @Ken. My skin is crawling from the name if this song.
	♥ 9:58am Asheville Jon: that sounds brutal Phillip!
	9:58am Phillip: I had ios 15.7 and upgraded to ios 16 I dont see any difference.
	♥ 9:59am Webhamster Henry: Ki Ken, back from the dentist and ready for a head cleaning.
	9:59am Phillip: @Asheville Jon almost got knocked to the ground. By the kiddies
	♥ 10:01am Erin in TO: Je ne suis pas normale
	10:01am ℉o℉o (: Talking about French..Whatever happened to our beloved Parisian friend, pierre, Ken? Last time I saw him here said he was going to the USA and visit you and Andy at the radio station. I have never heard of him since then.
	♥ 10:02am steveo: Sweege.
	10:03am Androu B.: @-жеи - Thanks for the bike schematic gif! That could be useful as a guide in bike repair, or for adjusting certain parts when needed or desired.
	♥ 10:03am -жеи: @f0f0, excellent question! I dont know what become of Pierre. I hope he is still French and still OK
	♥ 10:04am Jack McGuire: Yeah, I'm really sorry about that.
	♥ 10:04am David (in London): Good afternoon assorted loons, goons and spoons. Tip of the hat to Station Manager Ken.
	♥ 10:04am Mxter Baba: la la laalaaalaa lalla alaalaaa
	♥ 10:05am Handy Haversack: Afternoon, David.
	♥ 10:05am chresti: Davidkins! mxter Babakins!
	10:06am Androu B.: Greets, David! And my condolences and respects to your beloved Queen, may She rest in glory.
	♥ 10:06am Mxter Baba: it's a kinsy convergence!!!!
	♥ 10:07am Ryansterlingvirtue: i forgot about red krayola. Where do I even find the music. its not on spotify. i guess discogs...
	♥ 10:07am David (in London): Handles, FoFo, Chrestikins, Babakins, Androu, steveo, Count Yeti Bob, Webhamster, et al. Salutations all you fine, fine people.
	♥ 10:08am Mxter Baba: never ending Red Crayola NOW!!!
	10:09am Listener John from NJ: "kangaroo?" is one of my favorite albums of all time
	♥ 10:09am karlward: That talking crab / sandwich is bugging me out man
	♥ 10:09am Mxter Baba: I think they're mating
	♥ 10:09am David (in London): Ah, karlward, ahoy my fine fellow.
	♥ 10:10am karlward: David (in Loondoon): how the hell are ya?
	♥ 10:11am David (in London): Lowdown and looney as always karlward.
	♥ 10:12am Mxter Baba: Thhheeeeeeeeee Ohhhhssseeeeeesss
	♥ 10:12am Roberto: El baño está roto.
	♥ 10:13am Handy Haversack: WFMU should support the British swans in their struggle for freedom if it wants an increase in British support. They have tasted freedom. They will never go back under the yoke.
	10:14am Androu B.: @Ryansterlingvirtue - They have a Bandcamp: https://theredkrayola.bandcamp.com GM, karlward, Mxter Baba!
	♥ 10:14am PaulRobeson1922: Hi Hi Hi
	♥ 10:15am steveo: Could you put this little Queen chat on the playlist so I can clucky star it please
	♥ 10:15am David (in London): Handy, whilst the situation is so disrupted, I scoffed some swans last night. Delicious.
	10:15am m: do you get paid by the word
	♥ 10:15am Mxter Baba: hiya, Androu B! Hey! I like marmalade sandwiches!
	10:15am Androu B.: GM, PR1922!
	♥ 10:15am karlward: Ken is it true that WFMU is helping out with the royal family's mattress sale?
	♥ 10:16am iiibeat: Was she even an actual monarch?? I guess queens don't have to be monarchs . .
	10:16am JetBoy now of Astoria: Good to know. I made a 3 metre talk dirty Corgi to drop off at each castle.
	10:16am JetBoy now of Astoria: Dirt
	♥ 10:16am karlward: I heard that the station flew John Allen there to personally oversee the mattress collection and sale
	♥ 10:17am DjLorraine: Did Kens say (virgin organic top) soil?
	♥ 10:17am Handy Haversack: They will remember, David! We'll see who's pulling whose carriage in the workers' and swans' utopia of the future! Er, JetBoy, how much would one of these Talk Dirty Corgis set a fellow back? Asking for a friend!
	♥ 10:17am Crosby in KC: Hello, Ken and all.
	♥ 10:17am Mxter Baba: I bow only to SF's drag royalty
	10:17am Androu B.: ¡La Doña Díaréa aprovecha!
	♥ 10:18am David (in London): karlward, I heard that our border force arrested John Allen at Heathrow and charged him with possession of an offensive Rolnick.
	♥ 10:18am Handy Haversack: A political philosophy I can fully endorse, Mxter Baba!
	10:18am gauche knee: ♥️
	10:19am p: hilarious...way to pick em ken
	10:20am Lana in Bucksom County: Hahahahahahaha!!!!! Thanks for the Diarrhea Lady delights Ken!!!
	♥ 10:20am Jack McGuire: I just wet myself, along with "the lady.". Ooohh.
	♥ 10:20am Mxter Baba: You oughtta see our recently crowned King Helixer, mmm-mmmm!!!!!
	♥ 10:21am steveo: Signed up for a class on how to count Black Dog. Wish me luck
	♥ 10:21am Mi-rgod: Diarrhea Lady quiz time! www.mayoclinicproceedings.org...
	♥ 10:21am Webhamster Henry: Back to the Dax!
	10:24am ℉o℉o (: Welcome back, David (In London)!
	10:24am gauche knee: Until this installment of Diarrhea Lady, I didn’t realize it was a bit . Guess I just wanted to believe in magic. 😔
	10:24am Androu B.: I seem to recall some sort of festival where toilets are either tossed or launched as a "sport". Is that just me or is there really such a thing? (I feel too reluctant to search it.)
	♥ 10:25am karlward: Wow I really don't like this
	♥ 10:25am Dave in Vermont: For a second I thought this was Motley Dan.
	♥ 10:25am steveo: Metallic Dan
	♥ 10:26am karlward: Don't blame me, I voted for Steely Danzig: electrolemon.bandcamp.com...
	♥ 10:26am David (in London): FoFo, thanks! But how did you know that I'd just been to el baño?
	10:27am Androu B.: WOOHOO! Bill McClintock "does it again"!
	♥ 10:28am Michele with One "L": Hi Ken!
	♥ 10:29am karlward: OH SNAP HE PLAYED IT
	10:29am ℉o℉o (: Ken, I hope pierre is ok! But if you don't mind, the guy that sings 'Help me Find Jimmy Hoffa' and I are going to pay you a visit soon. We have shovels and we think he is buried somewhere under the floor tiles of Monty Hall basement.
	♥ 10:30am nathan: pure aural torture
	♥ 10:30am Handy Haversack: Instant request, karlward!
	♥ 10:30am karlward: Charles Ives has entered the chat
	♥ 10:30am Handy Haversack: From now on, if you hear something you don't like on WFMU, you can officially blame karlward.
	10:31am brainiac: It's cacophonous
	♥ 10:31am Dave in Vermont: this is basically what cueing on the air by mistake sounds like
	10:31am Mister Dobalina: Mashup king Ken!
	♥ 10:32am Tome: !<>!
	10:32am bradford: Wow I really like this
	10:33am Androu B.: \nm/ \mn/
	10:33am brainiac: Can't believe I missed Diarrhea Lady AGAIN!
	10:34am ℉o℉o (: David (in London) Also, with One "L", We could hear you smashin' the loo.
	♥ 10:35am McGroovey: They're crushing furniture outside my window.
	10:37am Pax: All this Meahschkagee just because the diarrhea lady couldn't find her pills.
	♥ 10:38am David (in London): 'Smashing the loo' is the title of my new autobiography, FoFo...
	♥ 10:38am (Murakami Whywolf))): I always felt that Lou Reed's version of "September Song" sounded too much (for my tastes) like a Lou Reed impression, and now James Brown doing it sounds like a James Brown impression.
	10:39am brainiac: Came for the mishegoss, stayed for the mishegoss.
	♥ 10:39am Handy Haversack: The Luddies were expert loo smashers.
	♥ 10:40am BillyLundun: Ah yes the famous did I poop in the sax? solo
	♥ 10:44am Levi: @Asheville Jon, I heard the legionnaires is fantastic at the NC Mountain State Fair.
	♥ 10:44am Threemoons 🌛🌝🌜: Hey all. Just stopping in, need mellow music as major ruling from work case came down late last night and I need to review. So, hitting the random archive generator. I wish I had known about Destination OUT back when it ran. Anyway, back in a bit....
	♥ 10:45am Handy Haversack: Ken's not playing mellow music? I will stop chillaxing! Good luck, Threemoons!
	♥ 10:46am James in ATL: I think that Steely Crüe might be my favorite mashup.
	♥ 10:50am David (in London): Dorothy Diarrhea. Surely there needs to be a series of children's books about her?
	10:50am Androu B.: I expect Irwin is going to kick off his return to the Wednesday time slot dedicating a good portion of his show to the work of Ramsey Lewis, whom I know Irwin has been fairly enthusiastic of.
	♥ 10:51am Michele with One "L": Same thing happened to me and Matt with the parking yesterday on the air
	♥ 10:52am queems: it's going to be hard to top last week
	♥ 10:52am Webhamster Henry: Andy will be doing Trumps "Perfect Call?"
	10:53am ℉o℉o (: David, I think it already exist! The Lady in the Toilet series by Dr Seuss
	10:53am Minnesota Jim: Ken, don’t forget - feed the meter!
	10:53am ℉o℉o (: See also, Dorothy and the Diarrhea Factory by Roald Dahl
	♥ 10:54am David (in London): Feed a meter, smash a toilet.
	♥ 10:55am karlward: All Jersey City parking is free while Ken is on the air
	10:56am ℉o℉o (: Androu B. 33% audio clips from tv shows 33% jazz and miscellaneous 33% gus bodenheim
	♥ 10:56am David (in London): FoFo, is that the one in which children lacking self control gorge themselves on Willy Wonka's wonderfully appealing and offbeat types of urine and faeces?
	10:56am ℉o℉o (: I forgot 1% Mustafio
	♥ 10:57am -жеи: Meter Fed, Promises Kept!
	♥ 10:57am -жеи: Yes, that was nice hearing Mustafio last week!
	10:58am Pax: Chillaxing sounds likes Phillaxing, which sounds like something that Dorothy diarrhea would take and do. which is probably widely responsible for her diarrhea.
	11:01am morphe': Ken, is this yer Jack LaLane segment???
	11:01am brainiac: The Bad: I don't think I've seen anything as horrible as the Talking Cherry Cobbler The Good: I'm definitely stealing the Bert Kaempfert Twilight Time bed music. It's delightful!
	11:01am ℉o℉o (: Gus Englebert Humperhorn!
	♥ 11:02am Handy Haversack: I've got more demons where that came from.
	11:03am frenchee: Dept. of Miss Hearing: I thought the person was singing "Exercise my 'Didas," a l Run-DMC
	11:04am Androu B.: I was just perusing Maps yesterday and made a shocking find: There's still a housing complex with #45's name all over it, just north of Coney Island. How can this be? Are his supporters taking up the majority of those houses now?
	11:07am marcus in ATX: Corn Mo!!!!
	♥ 11:08am Chris Hiatt: Oh my gosh this is such an awesome version of this song.
	♥ 11:09am YETI BOB: Androu: I hope I live long enough to see his name removed from all the buildings, parks, golf courses, etc. We've got a 45 Tower here in Chicago and I hate seeing the damn sign. (The building itself is fine)
	11:10am ℉o℉o (: Yes, Chris. This is one of those cases where the cover surpasses the original.
	♥ 11:10am YETI BOB: Also, "living in a world of fools" - love it.
	♥ 11:10am YETI BOB: I should call my next band "World of Fools"
	11:11am ℉o℉o (: Whatever happened to attAcker Bilk-182?
	11:11am morphe': Slack Away Kenneth !!!!
	11:12am Pax: Bird Comfort !
	11:13am Ivan: I still don’t believe Sparks is a real band.
	11:13am yippie: I wish the airport security guy would sing how deep is your love to me when he's checking my groin area
	11:16am Androu B.: Well, Gorillaz isn't a real band, but I still enjoy their music with no regrets.
	11:17am JetBoy now of Astoria: Greetings Ken and all Kenthians! Fine spring-like day in nyc today.
	11:18am ℉o℉o (: By the way, Kaempfert is pronounced Ackerbilk
	11:20am Danny in Poughkeepsie: Thanks Ken for Twilight Time
	♥ 11:20am YETI BOB: Ivan - you're right about that one
	11:20am bradford: Ken, Twilight Time always reminds me of this regional Skyline Chili advert from the 90's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jCbYkhHU-I
	11:21am Pax: From Ockerpus Milk to Bird Comfort.
	11:22am ℉o℉o (: Look, Androu B! Your cousin Alvarius B!
	11:23am Pax: If the Chinese said it was all right for you to jump off a bridge, I'm sure you would do that too.
	11:24am Marie: Loving the show, Ken. Hey everybody. Busy at work. Quitting smoking was one of the hardest things I ever did. I wish there was more hot air balloon performance art.
	11:25am JetBoy now of Astoria: I’ve always liked this Godfather’s cover - and the band in general
	♥ 11:28am Carmichael: Good morning, Kenneth.
	♥ 11:28am medson: No one likes a quitter
	11:29am brainiac: Better guitar solo than Clapton's
	♥ 11:29am karlward: medson is here, hide your acid-free record bags
	11:30am yippie: when someone tells me they quit weed I usually think it means they are doing more pills or hard drugs
	♥ 11:30am Chris Hiatt: Ew.
	11:30am Pax: Even worse, a spitter
	11:30am ℉o℉o (: I choose dog vomit
	11:30am brainiac: My morning meditation
	♥ 11:31am Handy Haversack: Cigarette advertising has come a long way since this.
	♥ 11:31am northguineahills: man, he really has it in for maggots...
	♥ 11:31am Carmichael: Quit drinking = more edibles
	11:31am Phillip: I can attest to the stink of cigerettes. My roomie smokes 2 packs a day
	11:32am Hraka: Lord, I miss cigarettes!
	♥ 11:32am Roberto: That hypocrite? Smokes two packs a day?
	11:32am Amir from Iran: Hey people!
	♥ 11:32am PaulRobeson1922: I’m a Mobile GListener Now
	11:32am Phillip: My parents who smoked around me gave me the damaged lungs and breathing problems I have today.
	11:32am Harktheumpire: I’d be very surprised if maggots did indeed taste like cigarettes
	♥ 11:33am coelacanth∅: damn, i was so close to quitting but now i want a cigarette
	11:33am ℉o℉o (: Very beautiful segue from dog's maggot-infested vomit to Clair de Lune
	♥ 11:33am PaulRobeson1922: While I have a second- Does anyone want to see a photograph of the inside of The john?
	11:33am frenchee: There is almost always a point in Ken's show when I cover my ears and whistle or sing to blot out the Ken kontent. Go Ken, go maggotman!
	♥ 11:33am Roberto: Go ahead, bite the Big Apple. Don't mind the maggots.
	11:33am brainiac: Maggots are notoriously difficult to light
	11:33am Phillip: 1967 I was a 3 pound baby 2 weeks premature because mom smoked when she was carrying me around.
	♥ 11:33am Handy Haversack: According to a conversational French class I took in 1998, "Claie de lune" does mean "tastes like toasted maggots."
	11:34am Androu B.: @-жеи, FYI: Secondhand Songs lists 167 versions of "Twilight Time", including 17 different adaptations in 11 languages. Teddy Walters sang the first recorded version with orchestration conducted by Jimmy Dorsey.
	11:34am yippie: the best is the chesterfield cigarette parody ad from pardon my blooper
	♥ 11:34am G: Claire de Loon!
	♥ 11:35am Carmichael: Walter Cronkite used to do the news with a cigarette burning in an ashtray on the desk. He would take a hit between stories.
	11:35am ℉o℉o (: Clair De Loo
	11:36am Phillip: My mother because she smoked got emphysema! She needed a nebulizer and oxygen the last 2 years of her life
	11:36am ℉o℉o (: By the way, Geert Chatrou smoked like a chimney in his whistling prime.
	11:37am ℉o℉o (: ...and lived till 94 to outlived the I Choose Breathing maggot man.
	11:37am Phillip: To be fair both parents smoked since they were kids back in the 1920s never got cancer
	11:38am Harktheumpire: Glorious falsetto
	11:38am Androu B.: Is it Bubblegum OD time already?
	♥ 11:38am coelacanth∅: one can smoke a few cigarettes and enjoy them and be fine; or one can be a dumbass and a slave and smoke 2 (or in my father's case, 3.5) packs/day
	11:39am Pax: Chimney smoking is what took David Bowie away too soon.
	♥ 11:39am Tome: !<>!
	♥ 11:39am Handy Haversack: Klaus!!
	11:40am TerrDE: lol, it was Klaus. Shame he didn't tour w Wing.
	♥ 11:40am David (in London): I like that line in Soylent Green when Charlton Heston is in the rich guy's apartment and says: "You know if I had the money I would smoke two... three of these every day."
	11:40am Phillip: Thankfully no history if cancer In either family. Fathers brother lived to 96 and he smoked 2 3 cigars a day.
	♥ 11:40am courtneynoir: I love describing Klaus Nomi to "normos"
	♥ 11:41am PaulRobeson1922: The John @Electric Lady
	11:41am Harktheumpire: Lamentations of a serial smoocher
	♥ 11:41am medson: People who quit smoking usually take a job in a smoke related industry. Chimney sweepers etc etc.
	♥ 11:42am Roberto: In Kenya, you might hit an actual impala while driving.
	♥ 11:43am chris_in_space: I remember Art Bell used to love playing this voicemail thing on Coast to Coast. So weird!
	11:43am Phillip: That's funny? Someone getting pepper sprayed?
	11:43am Marie: What a gem, seriously
	11:44am Androu B.: I always wonder how Klaus Nomi came up with that outfit of his.
	♥ 11:44am Stevel: Mother Goose Woman FTW!
	11:44am Susan: Heehee 🤠
	11:45am ℉o℉o (: I need subtitles for the impala voicemail
	11:45am Androu B.: @Phillip - It's what passes for entertainment in the rural Southeast.
	♥ 11:45am Carmichael: The language in the Impala voicemail was "good ol' boy."
	11:47am ℉o℉o (: "As the story goes, the man delivering the play-by-play of one of the funniest auto accidents of all time was an operations manager at Jack in the Box who was running late to work. He called his boss right before the accident involving several feisty old ladies and one unfortunate man happened. The recording of the voicemail was passed around amongst Jack in the Box employees and eventually trickled out onto the internet. And the rest is viral video history."
	♥ 11:47am chresti: Could not understand anything beyond an Impala going through a red light
	♥ 11:47am Carmichael: I think a song by The Queen Haters would be apropos 'bout now.
	11:48am ℉o℉o (: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/sound-beating/
	11:49am ℉o℉o (: ^ Claim: Voicemail message describes a confrontation between a male motorist and four women after a minor traffic accident.
	11:49am JetBoy now of Astoria: Unless you are driving an Impala in Britain, where pepper spray is illegal. That said, I doubt anyone is driving a non-classic Impala in Britain.
	11:49am Phillip: Yes. I choose breathing too. I'm 55 never smoked or drank or did drugs. And I'm proud of being ,"clean"
	11:50am ℉o℉o (: But you do WFMU, Phillip.
	♥ 11:51am (Murakami Whywolf))): Will there be a stripper?
	11:51am Phillip: Greenwood cemetery? I hope there is going to be a video of it
	11:52am Phillip: @℉o℉o ( yes I do WFMU since 1985.
	♥ 11:52am Roberto: Ken pronounces "tem-plate" like my Kentucky friend.
	♥ 11:52am queems: nooooooooooo it's sold out??? laskjfhaskjfhajkdfh
	11:53am Marie: where do you buy the one ticket left?
	♥ 11:53am Zipperhead7: Since the topic du jour is smoking, I tried every possible means of quitting to no avail. Short of the Keef treatment of a total blood transfusion, which is beyond my needs and kinda wasteful. Now use nicotine mini-lozenges so it's a simple maintenance addiction though still fairly expensive. Sometimes I wish someone would come up with a nicotine suppository . . . but maybe not
	♥ 11:54am Handy Haversack: Thanks, Ken! Forms were freed! See you all at Yankee Stadium. Wear pink!
	♥ 11:54am coelacanth∅: i've been doing wfmu longer than phillip but i'm okay
	11:55am Phillip: @Zipperhead7 A nicotine suppository. I just lost my appetite for my ramen noodle lunch🤮🤮🤮
	♥ 11:56am David (in London): Thanks Station Manager Ken. Smash the system everyone, and if you can't manage that, at least smash the loo.
	♥ 11:56am coelacanth∅: Zipperhead i think the nicotine itself isn't that bad for you
	11:57am ℉o℉o (: Handy, What happens when 2 people wear the same pink shirt? Do they repel each other like the like magnet poles repel one another?
	11:57am Phillip: Why not a Coffee Colonic? Youd get a,bigger caffeine jolt than drinking it. So I'm told
	♥ 11:57am Stanley: Smash the cistern!
	♥ 11:57am coelacanth∅: (but i really don't know, but it's probably not what causes lung problems, at least)
	♥ 11:57am Carmichael: @Phillip, the popular joke is "I've never smoked, drank or did drugs, and tomorrow I'll celebrate my 80th birthday." To which his friend says, "How?"
	11:57am ℉o℉o (: wear the same pink shirt in the same place*
	11:57am Androu B.: Thanks for a fun-filled freeform morning, -жеи! Stay free(form), my friends! ¡Hasta la proxima, Handy, ℉o℉o, y HyperDose!
	11:58am Phillip: @Carmichael to which my answer would be ALIVE
	♥ 11:58am chresti: Zipperhead, I chew gum, there are nicotine toothpicks too..
	11:58am Pax: Wfmuoholics
	11:58am ℉o℉o (: Thanks, Egg and King Cherry Cobbler for the Ken! Great show as usual. Till next episode and remember: Choose breathing and avoid impalas!
	11:59am Marie: Thanks, Ken!
	♥ 11:59am coelacanth∅: my neighbor smokes marlboro, maybe i'll bum one off him
	♥ 11:59am tadpoles: Cheers Ken.
	11:59am ℉o℉o (: Phillip, One cigarrete reduces your life by 11 minutes 11 minutes of WFMU reduces your life by 22 minutes.
	♥ 11:59am BillyLundun: thank you ken!
	♥ 12:00pm coelacanth∅: Thanks Ken
	♥ 12:00pm chresti: Thanks Ken!
	♥ 12:00pm Rich in Washington: Thanks, Mr. Ken!

Ken: Playlist from September 14, 2022

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September 14, 2022: Breakin' The Toilet and The Line Art

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Artist	Track	Album	Images	New	Approx. start time
Bert Kaempfert	Twilight Time "Twilight Time" by "Bert Kaempfert"
The Three Suns	Twilight Time "Twilight Time" by "The Three Suns"		Handy H chills out in Baker Miller Pink Handy H chills out in Baker Miller Pink		0:02:49 (Pop-up)
The Pretty Things	Balloon Burning	S.F. Sorrow			0:04:44 (Pop-up)
Country Joe and the Fish	Not So Sweet Martha Lorraine	Electric Music For The Mind & Body			0:08:36 (Pop-up)
The Group Image	Hiya "Hiya" by "The Group Image"	A Mouth In The Clouds			0:13:08 (Pop-up)
Zvuki Mu - Звуки Му	Лифт на небо	Live			0:19:19 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Bert's Kaempfert	Twilight Time "Twilight Time" by "Bert's Kaempfert"	All Hail King Cherry Cobbler			0:27:54 (Pop-up)
Oneida	Low Tide "Low Tide" by "Oneida"	Success		*	0:34:42 (Pop-up)
Osees	Fucking Kill Me "Fucking Kill Me" by "Osees"	A Foul Form		*	0:42:43 (Pop-up)
Fleisch Lego	Breakin' The Toilet "Breakin' The Toilet" by "Fleisch Lego"				0:44:20 (Pop-up)
Ixna	Mi Ne Parolas "Mi Ne Parolas" by "Ixna"				0:46:05 (Pop-up)
Carla Morrison	Yo Sigo Aqui "Yo Sigo Aqui" by "Carla Morrison"				0:52:35 (Pop-up)
US Girls	So Typically Now "So Typically Now" by "US Girls"			*	0:52:47 (Pop-up)
Wilma	Alexander Haig "Alexander Haig" by "Wilma"				0:55:16 (Pop-up)
Nini Raviolette	Suis Je-Normale "Suis Je-Normale" by "Nini Raviolette"				0:58:04 (Pop-up)
Inflatable Boy Clams	Boystown "Boystown" by "Inflatable Boy Clams"				1:02:08 (Pop-up)
The Red Crayola	An Old Man's Dream				1:04:59 (Pop-up)
	a song				1:07:57 (Pop-up)
Diarrhea Lady	Searching for Heart Medicine			*	1:19:07 (Pop-up)
Kazuhisa Uchihashi	Black Dog "Black Dog" by "Kazuhisa Uchihashi"	Singing Daxophone		*	1:20:35 (Pop-up)
Steely Crüe (Bill McClintock)	Look Again			*	1:24:31 (Pop-up)
Steely Danzig (demi adejuyigbe)	Tell Your Children Not TO Do My Dirty Work Grace				1:30:58 (Pop-up)
James Brotörhead (Bill McClintock)	Superkill				1:30:59 (Pop-up)
James Brecht	September Song "September Song" by "James Brecht"				1:34:35 (Pop-up)
Charles Mingus	Better Git It in Your Soul	Mingus Ah Um			1:39:12 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Oranj Symphonette	Arabesque "Arabesque" by "Oranj Symphonette"				1:46:25 (Pop-up)
Jim Shepard with Nudge Squidfish	The Voices of Men				1:52:38 (Pop-up)
Dirty Sanchez	We Hate Youth and Beauty	Polyglot The Future is Fin De Siecle (2022 Marathon Premium)			1:58:14 (Pop-up)
Gus Englehorn	Exercise Your Demons	Dungeon Master		*	1:59:46 (Pop-up)
Shaylon	King of Nothing "King of Nothing" by "Shaylon"	High Frequency Godfarts of the Starseed Mind (Micah's 2022 DJ Premium)			2:02:30 (Pop-up)
Tragedy	How Deep Is Your Love? "How Deep Is Your Love?" by "Tragedy"	We Rock Sweet Balls And Can Do No Wrong			2:06:33 (Pop-up)

SteelinatuneTM	Amazing Grace "Amazing Grace" by "SteelinatuneTM"				2:15:48 (Pop-up)
John Fahey	Twilight Time "Twilight Time" by "John Fahey"				2:18:06 (Pop-up)
Alvarius B	Smokin' To Live "Smokin' To Live" by "Alvarius B"	With a Beaker on the Burner and an Otter in the Oven			2:20:26 (Pop-up)
Gimmicks	Cigarette "Cigarette" by "Gimmicks"				2:22:34 (Pop-up)
The Godfathers	Cold Turkey "Cold Turkey" by "The Godfathers"				2:25:07 (Pop-up)
A Soon To Be Non Smoker	I Choose Breathing				2:30:00 (Pop-up)
Geert Chatrou	Clair De Lune "Clair De Lune" by "Geert Chatrou"				2:31:53 (Pop-up)
Lou Christie	I'm Gonna Make You Mine				2:36:45 (Pop-up)
Klaus Nomi	Lightning Strikes "Lightning Strikes" by "Klaus Nomi"				2:39:08 (Pop-up)
Unknown	Impala Voicemail "Impala Voicemail" by "Unknown"				2:41:50 (Pop-up)

Dr Mix	I Can't Control Myself "I Can't Control Myself" by "Dr Mix"				2:54:17 (Pop-up)
Fleisch Lego	Breakin' The Toilet "Breakin' The Toilet" by "Fleisch Lego"				2:56:37 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	♥ 8:04am AnAnonymousParty: Comes in, wearing pink shirt, sits down in a corner in the back of the room and waits for someone to come in and turn on the lights.
	♥ 8:08am -жеи: Hi there AAP? What are you doing in here all alone?
	♥ 8:37am AnAnonymousParty: I'm trying to figure out why that guy keeps turning the oscilloscope on and off.
	♥ 8:38am AnAnonymousParty: And why does he look like Jamie Farr?
	8:48am Androu B.: Good Morning, -жеи, AAP! Quick, somebody alert Bob Dylan: The Albuquerque Balloon Festival arrives Oct. 1-3!
	♥ 8:53am Handy Haversack: Morning, Ken, AAP, ¡Androu! Pink shirts for everyone!
	8:59am Androu B.: ¡Buenos Dias, Handy!
	♥ 8:59am Ken From Hyde Park: Wednesdays are pink shirt day!
	9:01am Androu B.: I have one, too!
	9:01am FletcherNYC: I am singing Freebird along with this and it works
	♥ 9:01am Handy Haversack: Well, we are officially past the "Freebird" days.
	♥ 9:02am YETI BOB: Bird Free!
	♥ 9:02am Ken From Hyde Park: "Freebird," our summer love. 🖤
	9:03am Androu B.: Yeah, who needs to be given the bird so early in the morning?
	♥ 9:04am PigeonsAndRust: Now that's what I call music!
	9:04am chresti: Morning Ken and programme participants
	♥ 9:05am Handy Haversack: NB: The railing is doing a lot of the work of holding me up in that picture. Beers have gotten SWOLE at Yankee Stadium.
	9:06am Androu B.: That shirt works for you, Handy!
	♥ 9:07am listener james from westwood: Today marks my 30th anniversary as a WFMU listener! Big ups to Listener Chris from Bloomfield, who also became my new boss at my first post-real college job that day in 1992, and who said, while setting me up for work, "I listen to this weird college radio station. If it ever bugs you, I can turn it off." He never had to.
	♥ 9:08am Handy Haversack: Happy anniversary, James!
	♥ 9:09am DjLorraine: Gmorning radio frequency friends
	♥ 9:09am JeremyB: Good Morning!
	♥ 9:09am listener james from westwood: Thanks, Handy!
	9:09am Phillip: What?No "FreeByrd"
	9:10am Androu B.: Congrats, James! I've been listening for about 34 years now.
	♥ 9:10am Asheville Jon: wow, hippie noise!
	9:11am ℉o℉o (: Hi, Ken and Friends of Egg!
	♥ 9:11am Peter from Boonton formerly Dover NJ: Good morning Ken and everyone. Loving the psychedelic sounds... I need to pick some flowers to put in my hair.
	9:12am Androu B.: ¡Hola, ℉o℉o!
	♥ 9:12am listener james from westwood: @Androu B: Ahhh, excellent! One listen and you're hooked!
	♥ 9:12am Tome: Morning ,, weee music to make you wider !<>!
	9:13am ℉o℉o (: Congrats, James! I admire your courage and bravery for listening to WFMU for that many years!
	♥ 9:14am Handy Haversack: ¡Buenos dias, ℉o℉o!
	9:14am Yvang: Nice story James! And happy anniversary. My boss can't stand any music so I have to bring my headset.
	♥ 9:14am -жеи: Congratulations James. This is your Lego Anniversary, unless I am mistaken
	♥ 9:15am Peter from Boonton formerly Dover NJ: Definitely a 13th Floor Elevators vibe on this piece. THAT's what I'm talking about.
	9:15am ℉o℉o (: Hola, Handy B and Androu Haversack! YETIDose, have you seen our beloved HyperBOB?
	9:15am PMCwhenever: hi ya
	♥ 9:15am Megaroni: Punk revolution!!
	9:16am chresti: Awesome boss listener James! Boss sounds, Ken!
	♥ 9:16am Asheville Jon: i haven't heard this much hippie noise on Ken's show for a long time. i hope Ken is ok!
	♥ 9:17am Planet Tyler: On this day in 2011 a Swedish Bob Dylan fan had been arrested for singing Bob Dylan songs outside his ex-girlfriends house. The love-sick man had also cobbled together a group of five other men to serve as vocal accompaniment for the late-night live performance, each of who donned hoodies with their hoods up. But soon after the man began to serenade his ex, who had previously taken out a restraining order against him, she called the police. No word on what song he played.
	9:18am abbazabba: Handy, you should be a t-shirt model
	♥ 9:18am karlward: Ken is setting us up. "Freebird" is going to go all "DEATH FROM ABOVE" on us, like Cato coming down on Inspector Clouseau.
	9:19am ℉o℉o (: Androu, Are you the oldest WFMU listener here? How was the chatboard 34 years ago? I heard Ken used to animate the JPGES by hand before the GIF came around.
	9:19am ℉o℉o (: JPEGs*
	9:21am James Douglas: I have no idea what I'm hearing, but already better than BBC coverage of the Queen's funeral.
	♥ 9:21am YETI BOB: ℉o℉o - 'ere he is: lh3.googleusercontent.com...
	♥ 9:22am listener james from westwood: @Ken: Thanks! And yes—traditional is Lego; modern, I think, is hand sanitizer. @Yvang: Danke! And after we moved offices, when my boss had his own nook, I eventually lost a vote to keep it on in my new shared office area, and I suffered with Z100 for a year until another move got me my own cube and sweet freedom. @chresti: Indeed! Chris freakin' rules. Also a fellow comics and sci-fi freak, so we had much in common from the start.
	♥ 9:22am YETI BOB: I can't say for sure but I started listening as a teenager and I'm close to 60 now, so probably 40 years or so. My brain is pretty damaged.
	♥ 9:22am -жеи: Is today the Queen's funeral??
	9:23am Androu B.: ℉o℉o, back then, there was no chatboard. Allcommunication was strictly by snail mail. Remember, the station was still located in Upsala College at the time. And it wouldn't be possible to email anyone until at least 7 years later.
	♥ 9:23am YETI BOB: not 'til Monday жеи, they are dragging this thing out
	♥ 9:24am -жеи: I started listening in 1980, on cassettes given to me by FMU listeners living in Ann Arbor MI
	9:24am ℉o℉o (: Handy, I'm amazed how a humble pink t-shirt repelled the whole stadium crowd! Man, they were all gone once you showed up with Ken's t-shirt!
	♥ 9:24am Stanley: If you want to see the coffin, get in the queue. It's only five miles long!
	♥ 9:24am -жеи: f0f0 right?! I noticed the same thing. That shirt has amazing powers
	♥ 9:24am YETI BOB: I used to phone the station a lot back in the day, I'm sure I annoyed Ken and Irwin more than once. Sorry guys!
	9:25am James Douglas: Well, when I just left they were about to haul her out of the castle and down the road. Maybe it was just to get her hair done. But the BBC was covering it, and so is NPR.
	♥ 9:25am JeremyB: hrmm, can't clicky star this song
	9:25am ℉o℉o (: Androu B, Oh, yes! I remember those times. WFMU DJs used to send by mail the musical sheets of their playlist so you had to play the songs on your own!
	♥ 9:27am YETI BOB: Jeremy - it's the Cyrillic. Put the English translation ("Lift to the sky") in parens after the song and it will work.
	9:28am ℉o℉o (: YETI BOB, Amazing! Are you the guy standing?
	♥ 9:28am Handy Haversack: ℉o℉o, the fair-weather Yankee fans at the new stadium can't handle the pink! At old Yankee Stadium, 2,000 fans would have immediately pledged to WFMU, got their own shirts, and joined me in throwing batteries at Red Sox.
	♥ 9:28am YETI BOB: also note Лифт is phonetically "lift" so it's a cognate. (think of the greek alphabet, lambda and phi)
	♥ 9:28am Megaroni: At the bazaar with Sir Ken
	♥ 9:29am YETI BOB: ℉o℉o: No, not me. Rosey posted those pix earlier today. I wish I had been there but I wasn't (I live in Chicago). If you wanna see what I look like click my icon.
	♥ 9:29am karlward: That Group Image track is my jam
	9:30am Sam: I'm so glad they went with King Cherry Cobbler instead of Charles. Finally Britain will be great again.
	9:31am Androu B.: @ YETI BOB - Goofle Translate gave me "Elevator To Heaven". So I guess it was an allusive twist on "Stairway to Heaven".
	♥ 9:33am Planet Tyler: And in 2005, HMV stores in Canada removed Bob Dylan CDs from their shelves in protest at the singer's deal to only sell his new album in Starbucks after he signed an exclusive contract with the coffee giant. STILL NO HOT AIR BALLOON
	9:34am ℉o℉o (: YETI, You look so young for almost 60! Especially for someone that has listened WFMU for ~40 years. For example, 10 years of listening to Ken's show has substantially deformed my head.
	♥ 9:34am PigeonsAndRust: I wish everyone would walk in a big circle around the queen like the Hajj stone
	9:34am Phillip: That's nice😁🤔 the diarrhea lady is back.
	♥ 9:35am YETI BOB: thanks ℉o℉o, that's very kind of you
	9:35am Rachel Bo Bachel: Good morning Ken! Listening with Salem my wake and bake baby who is home with a cold (we still haven’t gotten covid Baruch Hashem). Show sounds great! Be well sir!!!
	♥ 9:36am -жеи: Hi Rachel, hope the show doesn't hurt your baby too bad
	9:36am ℉o℉o (: Please! Someone in London be a hero and show up in Queen's funeral wearing the pink shirt making sure to appear on camera during BBC's live broadcast. What a shame i'm in another planet at the moment and I don't posses the pink shirt.
	♥ 9:37am Ryansterlingvirtue: this band is so good.
	♥ 9:38am YETI BOB: feels like a "return to form" for Oneida, they were lost in the experimental wilderness for a few albums
	♥ 9:38am Handy Haversack: Sending several spaceships full of Ken shirts to your galactic coordinates, ℉o℉o! We'll get you to that funeral and fulfill your childhood dream!
	♥ 9:39am YETI BOB: the video for "I Wanna Hold Your Electric Hand" from this album is quite awesome. (and a nice use of conformal mapping!)
	♥ 9:39am Tome: when I heard 1st time Pat Duncan in like 79 or 80 was it,, did all I could to get 91.1 reception !<>!
	9:40am Rachel Bo Bachel: Ryan and yeti whoa yeah this is really good. Ken he is four now! He’s the one who I was in labor with when I called in to w&b so he was forged in rocknroll; he can take it!!
	♥ 9:41am -жеи: Has anybody seen the new movie Funny Pages yet? It's got Dave the Spazz and WFMU all over it! And it was good too! Although tres degoutant
	9:41am ℉o℉o (: Handy, Several spaceships full of Ken's shirts would certainly collapse into a black hole.
	9:42am Phillip: @-жеи I am literally ecstatic that IRWIN is on right before dinner at Andy's. To be nice you should invite the guy over for dinner at Andy's
	♥ 9:42am (Murakami Whywolf))): All hail John Carlton and his cherry cobbler. It has facial movement beside the mouth, as opposed to his pie, and it is not an abomination, as opposed to mine.
	9:43am Phillip: Ok I'm back. I had to defrost my mini fridge.
	♥ 9:43am PigeonsAndRust: @Murakami but Ken's Show is the Radio Home of Abomination!!
	9:44am Phillip: The good ol days are back with ken and IRWIN and dinner at Andy's. 😊😊😊
	♥ 9:44am Asheville Jon: breakin the toilet! sweet!
	9:45am ℉o℉o (: Diarrhea Lady's favourite song
	♥ 9:45am Handy Haversack: Ken, it's on our radar. One of K8's fave playwrights is an actor in it as well.
	♥ 9:45am BillyLundun: angry toliet songs!
	♥ 9:45am Roberto: In a perfect world, Diarrhea Lady would sing a cover of Breakin' the Toilet.
	9:45am Phillip: Anyone with an iPhone upgrade to iOS 16 yet?
	♥ 9:45am Handy Haversack: Fleisch Lego for your anniversary, James!
	9:45am Marie: Digging the tuneage! I hope there isn't a hot air balloon accident at the queen's funeral
	♥ 9:45am luka: if it ain’t broke
	♥ 9:45am chresti: Poor toilets!
	♥ 9:46am Asheville Jon: Ken, i might be wrong, but aren't there a couple "F bombs" in brekain the toilet?
	♥ 9:46am Handy Haversack: Marie, these aren't accidents! They're throwing themselves into the road!
	♥ 9:46am listener james from westwood: Re breaking toilets: In sophomore year of college, I was falsely accused of ripping a urinal off a wall in a neighboring dorm. I suspect a Jesus freak ratted me out after hearing me make a joke about his messiah. I told the RA, if I had that kind of strength, would I not be out for a slot on the football team and not wasting time in his dorm?
	♥ 9:46am SSS: Reminds me of the "Gas Station", corner of 2nd Street & Avenue B, late '80s. Wonderful time.
	9:47am Phillip: No toilet. I have a commode chair in my room.
	♥ 9:47am -жеи: Jesus Christ Phillip. TMI
	9:47am ℉o℉o (: I don't want to boast but I've been a fan of Fleisch Lego since their youtube video had 19 views.
	9:48am ℉o℉o (: Ok, I just checked. Fleisch Lego video has 39 views as of today.
	9:48am Phillip: @-жеи my apologies sir😁
	9:49am Phillip: Well? I am 55 and sometimes the toilet is a long long walk. If my roomie isnt using it.
	9:51am Danny in Poughkeepsie: Listener James. For years I had that problem with the residents of Bloomingburg blaming me for everything. I feel your former pain
	♥ 9:51am iiibeat: My bet is that the original Rock Opera was real and actual SILENCE! Since before us pulse bearing animal extensions appeared, all them rocks just been getting stirred up and around here and there. So, I guess the opera was more about the sound of rocks and boulders banging together. But . . That probably wasn't the first sound perceptible to the modern ear . . The first sound is probably unimaginable.
	9:51am Phillip: The landlord is Evicting my roomie at the end of the month I'm going to be alone for a while
	9:51am ℉o℉o (: '¿Dónde esta el baño?' segment is back!
	♥ 9:52am Asheville Jon: Fleisch Lego "news" story www.youtube.com...
	♥ 9:53am Handy Haversack: El baño está roto.
	9:53am Phillip: It's a super nice day out. No humidity. Lots of sun. At least here in the bronx
	♥ 9:55am Asheville Jon: beautiful day here too Phillip. perfect day to recover from being thrashed around on fair rides with my kids last night.
	9:56am Androu B.: Doña Díarea rompiò el toilé.
	9:56am ℉o℉o (: Handy, Good point. It should be renamed to "Rompiendo el retrete" (breaking the toilet) segment
	9:56am Phillip: @Asheville Jon yesterday cardi b was at a school here and I was literally RUN OVER BY KIDS
	9:57am Danny in Poughkeepsie: @Ken. My skin is crawling from the name if this song.
	♥ 9:58am Asheville Jon: that sounds brutal Phillip!
	9:58am Phillip: I had ios 15.7 and upgraded to ios 16 I dont see any difference.
	♥ 9:59am Webhamster Henry: Ki Ken, back from the dentist and ready for a head cleaning.
	9:59am Phillip: @Asheville Jon almost got knocked to the ground. By the kiddies
	♥ 10:01am Erin in TO: Je ne suis pas normale
	10:01am ℉o℉o (: Talking about French..Whatever happened to our beloved Parisian friend, pierre, Ken? Last time I saw him here said he was going to the USA and visit you and Andy at the radio station. I have never heard of him since then.
	♥ 10:02am steveo: Sweege.
	10:03am Androu B.: @-жеи - Thanks for the bike schematic gif! That could be useful as a guide in bike repair, or for adjusting certain parts when needed or desired.
	♥ 10:03am -жеи: @f0f0, excellent question! I dont know what become of Pierre. I hope he is still French and still OK
	♥ 10:04am Jack McGuire: Yeah, I'm really sorry about that.
	♥ 10:04am David (in London): Good afternoon assorted loons, goons and spoons. Tip of the hat to Station Manager Ken.
	♥ 10:04am Mxter Baba: la la laalaaalaa lalla alaalaaa
	♥ 10:05am Handy Haversack: Afternoon, David.
	♥ 10:05am chresti: Davidkins! mxter Babakins!
	10:06am Androu B.: Greets, David! And my condolences and respects to your beloved Queen, may She rest in glory.
	♥ 10:06am Mxter Baba: it's a kinsy convergence!!!!
	♥ 10:07am Ryansterlingvirtue: i forgot about red krayola. Where do I even find the music. its not on spotify. i guess discogs...
	♥ 10:07am David (in London): Handles, FoFo, Chrestikins, Babakins, Androu, steveo, Count Yeti Bob, Webhamster, et al. Salutations all you fine, fine people.
	♥ 10:08am Mxter Baba: never ending Red Crayola NOW!!!
	10:09am Listener John from NJ: "kangaroo?" is one of my favorite albums of all time
	♥ 10:09am karlward: That talking crab / sandwich is bugging me out man
	♥ 10:09am Mxter Baba: I think they're mating
	♥ 10:09am David (in London): Ah, karlward, ahoy my fine fellow.
	♥ 10:10am karlward: David (in Loondoon): how the hell are ya?
	♥ 10:11am David (in London): Lowdown and looney as always karlward.
	♥ 10:12am Mxter Baba: Thhheeeeeeeeee Ohhhhssseeeeeesss
	♥ 10:12am Roberto: El baño está roto.
	♥ 10:13am Handy Haversack: WFMU should support the British swans in their struggle for freedom if it wants an increase in British support. They have tasted freedom. They will never go back under the yoke.
	10:14am Androu B.: @Ryansterlingvirtue - They have a Bandcamp: https://theredkrayola.bandcamp.com GM, karlward, Mxter Baba!
	♥ 10:14am PaulRobeson1922: Hi Hi Hi
	♥ 10:15am steveo: Could you put this little Queen chat on the playlist so I can clucky star it please
	♥ 10:15am David (in London): Handy, whilst the situation is so disrupted, I scoffed some swans last night. Delicious.
	10:15am m: do you get paid by the word
	♥ 10:15am Mxter Baba: hiya, Androu B! Hey! I like marmalade sandwiches!
	10:15am Androu B.: GM, PR1922!
	♥ 10:15am karlward: Ken is it true that WFMU is helping out with the royal family's mattress sale?
	♥ 10:16am iiibeat: Was she even an actual monarch?? I guess queens don't have to be monarchs . .
	10:16am JetBoy now of Astoria: Good to know. I made a 3 metre talk dirty Corgi to drop off at each castle.
	10:16am JetBoy now of Astoria: Dirt
	♥ 10:16am karlward: I heard that the station flew John Allen there to personally oversee the mattress collection and sale
	♥ 10:17am DjLorraine: Did Kens say (virgin organic top) soil?
	♥ 10:17am Handy Haversack: They will remember, David! We'll see who's pulling whose carriage in the workers' and swans' utopia of the future! Er, JetBoy, how much would one of these Talk Dirty Corgis set a fellow back? Asking for a friend!
	♥ 10:17am Crosby in KC: Hello, Ken and all.
	♥ 10:17am Mxter Baba: I bow only to SF's drag royalty
	10:17am Androu B.: ¡La Doña Díaréa aprovecha!
	♥ 10:18am David (in London): karlward, I heard that our border force arrested John Allen at Heathrow and charged him with possession of an offensive Rolnick.
	♥ 10:18am Handy Haversack: A political philosophy I can fully endorse, Mxter Baba!
	10:18am gauche knee: ♥️
	10:19am p: hilarious...way to pick em ken
	10:20am Lana in Bucksom County: Hahahahahahaha!!!!! Thanks for the Diarrhea Lady delights Ken!!!
	♥ 10:20am Jack McGuire: I just wet myself, along with "the lady.". Ooohh.
	♥ 10:20am Mxter Baba: You oughtta see our recently crowned King Helixer, mmm-mmmm!!!!!
	♥ 10:21am steveo: Signed up for a class on how to count Black Dog. Wish me luck
	♥ 10:21am Mi-rgod: Diarrhea Lady quiz time! www.mayoclinicproceedings.org...
	♥ 10:21am Webhamster Henry: Back to the Dax!
	10:24am ℉o℉o (: Welcome back, David (In London)!
	10:24am gauche knee: Until this installment of Diarrhea Lady, I didn’t realize it was a bit . Guess I just wanted to believe in magic. 😔
	10:24am Androu B.: I seem to recall some sort of festival where toilets are either tossed or launched as a "sport". Is that just me or is there really such a thing? (I feel too reluctant to search it.)
	♥ 10:25am karlward: Wow I really don't like this
	♥ 10:25am Dave in Vermont: For a second I thought this was Motley Dan.
	♥ 10:25am steveo: Metallic Dan
	♥ 10:26am karlward: Don't blame me, I voted for Steely Danzig: electrolemon.bandcamp.com...
	♥ 10:26am David (in London): FoFo, thanks! But how did you know that I'd just been to el baño?
	10:27am Androu B.: WOOHOO! Bill McClintock "does it again"!
	♥ 10:28am Michele with One "L": Hi Ken!
	♥ 10:29am karlward: OH SNAP HE PLAYED IT
	10:29am ℉o℉o (: Ken, I hope pierre is ok! But if you don't mind, the guy that sings 'Help me Find Jimmy Hoffa' and I are going to pay you a visit soon. We have shovels and we think he is buried somewhere under the floor tiles of Monty Hall basement.
	♥ 10:30am nathan: pure aural torture
	♥ 10:30am Handy Haversack: Instant request, karlward!
	♥ 10:30am karlward: Charles Ives has entered the chat
	♥ 10:30am Handy Haversack: From now on, if you hear something you don't like on WFMU, you can officially blame karlward.
	10:31am brainiac: It's cacophonous
	♥ 10:31am Dave in Vermont: this is basically what cueing on the air by mistake sounds like
	10:31am Mister Dobalina: Mashup king Ken!
	♥ 10:32am Tome: !<>!
	10:32am bradford: Wow I really like this
	10:33am Androu B.: \nm/ \mn/
	10:33am brainiac: Can't believe I missed Diarrhea Lady AGAIN!
	10:34am ℉o℉o (: David (in London) Also, with One "L", We could hear you smashin' the loo.
	♥ 10:35am McGroovey: They're crushing furniture outside my window.
	10:37am Pax: All this Meahschkagee just because the diarrhea lady couldn't find her pills.
	♥ 10:38am David (in London): 'Smashing the loo' is the title of my new autobiography, FoFo...
	♥ 10:38am (Murakami Whywolf))): I always felt that Lou Reed's version of "September Song" sounded too much (for my tastes) like a Lou Reed impression, and now James Brown doing it sounds like a James Brown impression.
	10:39am brainiac: Came for the mishegoss, stayed for the mishegoss.
	♥ 10:39am Handy Haversack: The Luddies were expert loo smashers.
	♥ 10:40am BillyLundun: Ah yes the famous did I poop in the sax? solo
	♥ 10:44am Levi: @Asheville Jon, I heard the legionnaires is fantastic at the NC Mountain State Fair.
	♥ 10:44am Threemoons 🌛🌝🌜: Hey all. Just stopping in, need mellow music as major ruling from work case came down late last night and I need to review. So, hitting the random archive generator. I wish I had known about Destination OUT back when it ran. Anyway, back in a bit....
	♥ 10:45am Handy Haversack: Ken's not playing mellow music? I will stop chillaxing! Good luck, Threemoons!
	♥ 10:46am James in ATL: I think that Steely Crüe might be my favorite mashup.
	♥ 10:50am David (in London): Dorothy Diarrhea. Surely there needs to be a series of children's books about her?
	10:50am Androu B.: I expect Irwin is going to kick off his return to the Wednesday time slot dedicating a good portion of his show to the work of Ramsey Lewis, whom I know Irwin has been fairly enthusiastic of.
	♥ 10:51am Michele with One "L": Same thing happened to me and Matt with the parking yesterday on the air
	♥ 10:52am queems: it's going to be hard to top last week
	♥ 10:52am Webhamster Henry: Andy will be doing Trumps "Perfect Call?"
	10:53am ℉o℉o (: David, I think it already exist! The Lady in the Toilet series by Dr Seuss
	10:53am Minnesota Jim: Ken, don’t forget - feed the meter!
	10:53am ℉o℉o (: See also, Dorothy and the Diarrhea Factory by Roald Dahl
	♥ 10:54am David (in London): Feed a meter, smash a toilet.
	♥ 10:55am karlward: All Jersey City parking is free while Ken is on the air
	10:56am ℉o℉o (: Androu B. 33% audio clips from tv shows 33% jazz and miscellaneous 33% gus bodenheim
	♥ 10:56am David (in London): FoFo, is that the one in which children lacking self control gorge themselves on Willy Wonka's wonderfully appealing and offbeat types of urine and faeces?
	10:56am ℉o℉o (: I forgot 1% Mustafio
	♥ 10:57am -жеи: Meter Fed, Promises Kept!
	♥ 10:57am -жеи: Yes, that was nice hearing Mustafio last week!
	10:58am Pax: Chillaxing sounds likes Phillaxing, which sounds like something that Dorothy diarrhea would take and do. which is probably widely responsible for her diarrhea.
	11:01am morphe': Ken, is this yer Jack LaLane segment???
	11:01am brainiac: The Bad: I don't think I've seen anything as horrible as the Talking Cherry Cobbler The Good: I'm definitely stealing the Bert Kaempfert Twilight Time bed music. It's delightful!
	11:01am ℉o℉o (: Gus Englebert Humperhorn!
	♥ 11:02am Handy Haversack: I've got more demons where that came from.
	11:03am frenchee: Dept. of Miss Hearing: I thought the person was singing "Exercise my 'Didas," a l Run-DMC
	11:04am Androu B.: I was just perusing Maps yesterday and made a shocking find: There's still a housing complex with #45's name all over it, just north of Coney Island. How can this be? Are his supporters taking up the majority of those houses now?
	11:07am marcus in ATX: Corn Mo!!!!
	♥ 11:08am Chris Hiatt: Oh my gosh this is such an awesome version of this song.
	♥ 11:09am YETI BOB: Androu: I hope I live long enough to see his name removed from all the buildings, parks, golf courses, etc. We've got a 45 Tower here in Chicago and I hate seeing the damn sign. (The building itself is fine)
	11:10am ℉o℉o (: Yes, Chris. This is one of those cases where the cover surpasses the original.
	♥ 11:10am YETI BOB: Also, "living in a world of fools" - love it.
	♥ 11:10am YETI BOB: I should call my next band "World of Fools"
	11:11am ℉o℉o (: Whatever happened to attAcker Bilk-182?
	11:11am morphe': Slack Away Kenneth !!!!
	11:12am Pax: Bird Comfort !
	11:13am Ivan: I still don’t believe Sparks is a real band.
	11:13am yippie: I wish the airport security guy would sing how deep is your love to me when he's checking my groin area
	11:16am Androu B.: Well, Gorillaz isn't a real band, but I still enjoy their music with no regrets.
	11:17am JetBoy now of Astoria: Greetings Ken and all Kenthians! Fine spring-like day in nyc today.
	11:18am ℉o℉o (: By the way, Kaempfert is pronounced Ackerbilk
	11:20am Danny in Poughkeepsie: Thanks Ken for Twilight Time
	♥ 11:20am YETI BOB: Ivan - you're right about that one
	11:20am bradford: Ken, Twilight Time always reminds me of this regional Skyline Chili advert from the 90's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jCbYkhHU-I
	11:21am Pax: From Ockerpus Milk to Bird Comfort.
	11:22am ℉o℉o (: Look, Androu B! Your cousin Alvarius B!
	11:23am Pax: If the Chinese said it was all right for you to jump off a bridge, I'm sure you would do that too.
	11:24am Marie: Loving the show, Ken. Hey everybody. Busy at work. Quitting smoking was one of the hardest things I ever did. I wish there was more hot air balloon performance art.
	11:25am JetBoy now of Astoria: I’ve always liked this Godfather’s cover - and the band in general
	♥ 11:28am Carmichael: Good morning, Kenneth.
	♥ 11:28am medson: No one likes a quitter
	11:29am brainiac: Better guitar solo than Clapton's
	♥ 11:29am karlward: medson is here, hide your acid-free record bags
	11:30am yippie: when someone tells me they quit weed I usually think it means they are doing more pills or hard drugs
	♥ 11:30am Chris Hiatt: Ew.
	11:30am Pax: Even worse, a spitter
	11:30am ℉o℉o (: I choose dog vomit
	11:30am brainiac: My morning meditation
	♥ 11:31am Handy Haversack: Cigarette advertising has come a long way since this.
	♥ 11:31am northguineahills: man, he really has it in for maggots...
	♥ 11:31am Carmichael: Quit drinking = more edibles
	11:31am Phillip: I can attest to the stink of cigerettes. My roomie smokes 2 packs a day
	11:32am Hraka: Lord, I miss cigarettes!
	♥ 11:32am Roberto: That hypocrite? Smokes two packs a day?
	11:32am Amir from Iran: Hey people!
	♥ 11:32am PaulRobeson1922: I’m a Mobile GListener Now
	11:32am Phillip: My parents who smoked around me gave me the damaged lungs and breathing problems I have today.
	11:32am Harktheumpire: I’d be very surprised if maggots did indeed taste like cigarettes
	♥ 11:33am coelacanth∅: damn, i was so close to quitting but now i want a cigarette
	11:33am ℉o℉o (: Very beautiful segue from dog's maggot-infested vomit to Clair de Lune
	♥ 11:33am PaulRobeson1922: While I have a second- Does anyone want to see a photograph of the inside of The john?
	11:33am frenchee: There is almost always a point in Ken's show when I cover my ears and whistle or sing to blot out the Ken kontent. Go Ken, go maggotman!
	♥ 11:33am Roberto: Go ahead, bite the Big Apple. Don't mind the maggots.
	11:33am brainiac: Maggots are notoriously difficult to light
	11:33am Phillip: 1967 I was a 3 pound baby 2 weeks premature because mom smoked when she was carrying me around.
	♥ 11:33am Handy Haversack: According to a conversational French class I took in 1998, "Claie de lune" does mean "tastes like toasted maggots."
	11:34am Androu B.: @-жеи, FYI: Secondhand Songs lists 167 versions of "Twilight Time", including 17 different adaptations in 11 languages. Teddy Walters sang the first recorded version with orchestration conducted by Jimmy Dorsey.
	11:34am yippie: the best is the chesterfield cigarette parody ad from pardon my blooper
	♥ 11:34am G: Claire de Loon!
	♥ 11:35am Carmichael: Walter Cronkite used to do the news with a cigarette burning in an ashtray on the desk. He would take a hit between stories.
	11:35am ℉o℉o (: Clair De Loo
	11:36am Phillip: My mother because she smoked got emphysema! She needed a nebulizer and oxygen the last 2 years of her life
	11:36am ℉o℉o (: By the way, Geert Chatrou smoked like a chimney in his whistling prime.
	11:37am ℉o℉o (: ...and lived till 94 to outlived the I Choose Breathing maggot man.
	11:37am Phillip: To be fair both parents smoked since they were kids back in the 1920s never got cancer
	11:38am Harktheumpire: Glorious falsetto
	11:38am Androu B.: Is it Bubblegum OD time already?
	♥ 11:38am coelacanth∅: one can smoke a few cigarettes and enjoy them and be fine; or one can be a dumbass and a slave and smoke 2 (or in my father's case, 3.5) packs/day
	11:39am Pax: Chimney smoking is what took David Bowie away too soon.
	♥ 11:39am Tome: !<>!
	♥ 11:39am Handy Haversack: Klaus!!
	11:40am TerrDE: lol, it was Klaus. Shame he didn't tour w Wing.
	♥ 11:40am David (in London): I like that line in Soylent Green when Charlton Heston is in the rich guy's apartment and says: "You know if I had the money I would smoke two... three of these every day."
	11:40am Phillip: Thankfully no history if cancer In either family. Fathers brother lived to 96 and he smoked 2 3 cigars a day.
	♥ 11:40am courtneynoir: I love describing Klaus Nomi to "normos"
	♥ 11:41am PaulRobeson1922: The John @Electric Lady
	11:41am Harktheumpire: Lamentations of a serial smoocher
	♥ 11:41am medson: People who quit smoking usually take a job in a smoke related industry. Chimney sweepers etc etc.
	♥ 11:42am Roberto: In Kenya, you might hit an actual impala while driving.
	♥ 11:43am chris_in_space: I remember Art Bell used to love playing this voicemail thing on Coast to Coast. So weird!
	11:43am Phillip: That's funny? Someone getting pepper sprayed?
	11:43am Marie: What a gem, seriously
	11:44am Androu B.: I always wonder how Klaus Nomi came up with that outfit of his.
	♥ 11:44am Stevel: Mother Goose Woman FTW!
	11:44am Susan: Heehee 🤠
	11:45am ℉o℉o (: I need subtitles for the impala voicemail
	11:45am Androu B.: @Phillip - It's what passes for entertainment in the rural Southeast.
	♥ 11:45am Carmichael: The language in the Impala voicemail was "good ol' boy."
	11:47am ℉o℉o (: "As the story goes, the man delivering the play-by-play of one of the funniest auto accidents of all time was an operations manager at Jack in the Box who was running late to work. He called his boss right before the accident involving several feisty old ladies and one unfortunate man happened. The recording of the voicemail was passed around amongst Jack in the Box employees and eventually trickled out onto the internet. And the rest is viral video history."
	♥ 11:47am chresti: Could not understand anything beyond an Impala going through a red light
	♥ 11:47am Carmichael: I think a song by The Queen Haters would be apropos 'bout now.
	11:48am ℉o℉o (: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/sound-beating/
	11:49am ℉o℉o (: ^ Claim: Voicemail message describes a confrontation between a male motorist and four women after a minor traffic accident.
	11:49am JetBoy now of Astoria: Unless you are driving an Impala in Britain, where pepper spray is illegal. That said, I doubt anyone is driving a non-classic Impala in Britain.
	11:49am Phillip: Yes. I choose breathing too. I'm 55 never smoked or drank or did drugs. And I'm proud of being ,"clean"
	11:50am ℉o℉o (: But you do WFMU, Phillip.
	♥ 11:51am (Murakami Whywolf))): Will there be a stripper?
	11:51am Phillip: Greenwood cemetery? I hope there is going to be a video of it
	11:52am Phillip: @℉o℉o ( yes I do WFMU since 1985.
	♥ 11:52am Roberto: Ken pronounces "tem-plate" like my Kentucky friend.
	♥ 11:52am queems: nooooooooooo it's sold out??? laskjfhaskjfhajkdfh
	11:53am Marie: where do you buy the one ticket left?
	♥ 11:53am Zipperhead7: Since the topic du jour is smoking, I tried every possible means of quitting to no avail. Short of the Keef treatment of a total blood transfusion, which is beyond my needs and kinda wasteful. Now use nicotine mini-lozenges so it's a simple maintenance addiction though still fairly expensive. Sometimes I wish someone would come up with a nicotine suppository . . . but maybe not
	♥ 11:54am Handy Haversack: Thanks, Ken! Forms were freed! See you all at Yankee Stadium. Wear pink!
	♥ 11:54am coelacanth∅: i've been doing wfmu longer than phillip but i'm okay
	11:55am Phillip: @Zipperhead7 A nicotine suppository. I just lost my appetite for my ramen noodle lunch🤮🤮🤮
	♥ 11:56am David (in London): Thanks Station Manager Ken. Smash the system everyone, and if you can't manage that, at least smash the loo.
	♥ 11:56am coelacanth∅: Zipperhead i think the nicotine itself isn't that bad for you
	11:57am ℉o℉o (: Handy, What happens when 2 people wear the same pink shirt? Do they repel each other like the like magnet poles repel one another?
	11:57am Phillip: Why not a Coffee Colonic? Youd get a,bigger caffeine jolt than drinking it. So I'm told
	♥ 11:57am Stanley: Smash the cistern!
	♥ 11:57am coelacanth∅: (but i really don't know, but it's probably not what causes lung problems, at least)
	♥ 11:57am Carmichael: @Phillip, the popular joke is "I've never smoked, drank or did drugs, and tomorrow I'll celebrate my 80th birthday." To which his friend says, "How?"
	11:57am ℉o℉o (: wear the same pink shirt in the same place*
	11:57am Androu B.: Thanks for a fun-filled freeform morning, -жеи! Stay free(form), my friends! ¡Hasta la proxima, Handy, ℉o℉o, y HyperDose!
	11:58am Phillip: @Carmichael to which my answer would be ALIVE
	♥ 11:58am chresti: Zipperhead, I chew gum, there are nicotine toothpicks too..
	11:58am Pax: Wfmuoholics
	11:58am ℉o℉o (: Thanks, Egg and King Cherry Cobbler for the Ken! Great show as usual. Till next episode and remember: Choose breathing and avoid impalas!
	11:59am Marie: Thanks, Ken!
	♥ 11:59am coelacanth∅: my neighbor smokes marlboro, maybe i'll bum one off him
	♥ 11:59am tadpoles: Cheers Ken.
	11:59am ℉o℉o (: Phillip, One cigarrete reduces your life by 11 minutes 11 minutes of WFMU reduces your life by 22 minutes.
	♥ 11:59am BillyLundun: thank you ken!
	♥ 12:00pm coelacanth∅: Thanks Ken
	♥ 12:00pm chresti: Thanks Ken!
	♥ 12:00pm Rich in Washington: Thanks, Mr. Ken!

Ken: Playlist from September 14, 2022

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