Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Ken and Andy: Playlist from March 23, 2022 Favoriting

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The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Listener comments!

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Will the Sound Guy:

Hello everyone, welcome to Dinner at Andy's with Ken and Andy!!!!
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PaulRobeson1920:

Hi Hi Hi all!
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bill hanke:

Happy Daze are here again!
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Glistener MW:

what about Them Crooked Listeners?
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tim from washington:

I liked that Dinner at Andy's jingle.
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Ike:

Wait, so Dinner at Andy's *wasn't* a botched homage to My Dinner with Andre? I figured it was supposed to be My Dinner with Andy and the pledger just screwed it up, but somebody said no, it wasn't.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:05pm
Glistener MW:

hi Will, Paul, bill, tim! What did everyone bring to this first pot-luck edition of Dinner At Andy's? To loosely paraphrase Charlie Brown, "I brought a rock."
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bill hanke:

more talk of Ken's squirts please
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timinoak:

No ads please! Else it goes the way of KEXP... My poor old fav station. Bleh.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:07pm
Lizardner Dave !:

I wonder if next year's emoji will be a little Andy head.
  6:07pm
morphe':

Ike - the film was mentioned in the choosing?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:07pm
Glistener MW:

I still can't believe someone thought it was a good idea to build Upsala College on a bog below sea-level.
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dale:

i LIKE ads...how else would i know what kind of hemorrhoid cream to buy with my hard earned dollar?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:08pm
dale:

....just wear someone else's soild underpants.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm
daupomatic:

Peanut Butter Underwear was a good one.
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bill hanke:

yes u will soil yr underwear!
  6:09pm
Accordion To Phil:

Bring back the Fuzzy Glove Hour
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Will the Sound Guy:

Hi Paul, bill, Glistener MW, tim, Ike, timinoak, Lizardner Dave!, morphe', dale daupomatic, and Accordion To Phil!!!
  6:10pm
morphe':

Wheel of Fate: Andy once had his head flushed in the toilet
and Ken has/had an Eagle's tattoo
and ....
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common:

Hello
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bill hanke:

Enema Boys are in rare form!
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dale:

maybe a take on the song dandy.

andy. AN-dy.
where you gonna go now?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:10pm
Glistener MW:

!!! was that a Matt Farley tune? It didn't quite sound like him
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:12pm
Will the Sound Guy:

Hi Common!!!
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bill hanke:

the tattoo doesn't belong to the Eagle.
  6:12pm
Listener Robert:

Ike, I thought the same, and that they'd pronounce it "Dinner With Andé".
  6:14pm
Sam:

I’m opposed to abortion, unless the fetus is already suicidal.
  6:14pm
¿¡:

Yes you did luck out and got the least offensive show title, just like last year the fuzzy glove hour was the least offensive show title. Which gives to high suspect that it wasn't a random pick?.
  6:14pm
queems:

i’m torn on the assassination but my bf came up with a few good ones
  6:15pm
lazy pierogi:

you’ve lost that glovin’ feelin’
  6:16pm
Sam:

“I assassinated a dictator and all I got was this lousy t-shirt that doesn’t fit”
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:16pm
dale:

would a million dollar reward be a concept? that way i wouldn't have to come up with the methodology. i don't have the cash but i could have a marathon...
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:17pm
dale:

a bear SODOMIZING putin?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
prof.fuzz:

hunting trip with dick cheny?
  6:18pm
dawktor dgzei:

Rabid sable.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
Aaron in Minneapolis:

Then the bear rapes him?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
dale:

what about training the horse that putin rides shirtless to rear up and trample it's rider on the command 'hey vlad!'?wfmu.org...
  6:19pm
queems:

i want to know who the military expert is
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B R M:

This is literally the plot of GAME OF THRONED
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dale:

don't know why a link posted in my comment. may be russian hackers.
  6:21pm
morphe':

Did ye give out the number?
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Baja Joe:

I've done the research. Putin cannot turn down pistachio ice cream. Poison all the pistachio ice cream in Russia. Done.
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dale:

polonium is tasteless, no?
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Fredericks:

Fentanyl!
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Handy Haversack:

Sociopaths tend to love kids and animals; they don't challenge them. See The Sopranos.
  6:22pm
dawktor dgzei:

A cute (rabid) sable with with poison on its toenails
.
  6:22pm
iron wombat:

Exploding baby
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm
alanSixº:

give him ken's crabcakes
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Glistener MW:

good movie reference! I loved Malkovich's long-term plan in that so much -- as well as the creative design of that plastic gun -- that it was actually kind of sad that he didn't succeed. I'm probably now on a list somewhere.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:23pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Shove Putin into the gears of a combine. That's the way I'd want to go.
  6:24pm
iron wombat:

Exploding Mistress!
  6:25pm
queems:

do these have to be plausible or can they just be for funsies
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DjLorraine:

She can lick her achiles heel.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:26pm
Glistener MW:

Ken, I'd happily go the same way for humor value of anyone nearby, and would make a point of pratfall-tripping towards it and saying "WHOOPSIE!"
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dale:

ken from hp - when i was a kid a neighbor's son was using a brush chopper on the back of the tractor. a wire got caught in it and he tried to pull the wire out without turning off the pto - it caught his leg and pulled him in. his father found the tractor running in the grape vineyard with his son's torso sticking out of the brush chopper.
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chris in the redwoods:

take one for the team, Biden!
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

Some poisonous mushrooms take days to kill; splice the genes for one such's poison into a normally edible species. I don't know what Putin thinks of mushrooms, but Russians typically love them.
  6:27pm
queems:

@dale oh my GOD
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Dave in Vermont:

we'd have Kamala Harris if we gave up Biden
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slugluv1313:

definitely exploding small, very cute human -- other species already deal with enough crap at the hands of humans

hah! guess i am half-sociopath? love the critters, not so crazy about humans :)

(hiya Handy!)
  6:27pm
Listener Robert:

The real trick is not just to kill him, but also to make it look like it was done by Islamic extremists rather than agents of WFMU.
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HyperDose:

Biden would fall asleep mid-handshake making his body so relaxed, rendering the poison useless. Like how people who stay relaxed in car accidents don't get hurt.
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dale:

queems - yesh.
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slugluv1313:

Datura Tea?

(lemme have a gander at my "Wicked Plants" book)
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Glistener MW:

Robert: semi-agree, but, wouldn't that be SUCH good promo for WFMU, though? ^_^
  6:29pm
queems:

@dale that wouldn’t have been my preferred way to go out
  6:29pm
Listener Robert:

Glistener, remember blowback. Always blowback.
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luka:

Operation: Deathwish
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Glistener MW:

"The Child That Was Gonna Die Anyway" will surely be submitted by someone as a possible new name next marathon.
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

I think it would actually be better if he were made to look weak or senile or crazy. Hallucinogens in D.M.S.O. have been suggested in other cases, but these days no speech is really live, and even if the footage got out most people would believe it were a 'deep fake'.
  6:30pm
BH:

the Yankees or Mets will follow up the impending change to vaccine rules by inviting Putin to throw out the first pitch. Only the pitching mound will be made out of quicksand.

Operation First Pitch Trapped In Quicksand
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slugluv1313:

@dale -- YIKES! poor kid (yeah, i am not THAT hateful towards human)
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dale:

queems, i don't think anyone wants to go in a farm or factory accident.

house i own now i found out the owner back in the 1930s lost her husband when his tractor flipped over on him. then she took in t.b. patients to make ends meet.
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slugluv1313:

put putin into that awful contraption used to grind up "unusable" animals -- cattle, horses, etc.

or one of those machines used to grind up male baby chicks

do slaughterhouses still have hog hoists? that would work too
  6:32pm
Listener Robert:

Quicksand is very easy to escape. The ball, however, could blow up.
  6:32pm
BH:

I think the difference between drifters and hobos involves how much they move around?

(I made that up)
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

I gather the corpse was planted with plans saying that the invasion would be at Dieppe, which is what Hitler believed anyway.

When the Nazis started the war, they faked an attack by Polish troops on a German radio station, and planted the area with concentration camp prisoners they shot, who were referred-to as 'canned goods'.
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HyperDose:

I would pay to see someone hip toss Putin and get away with it
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Will the Sound Guy:

Slugluv1313, I may or may not know where to find moonflower
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:34pm
alanSixº:

you need Vladislav Surkov's lookalike - that's his right hand man - as soon as that guy leaves the kremlin you whack him and send in a CIA lookalike back in
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

BH:
Traditionally, I gather, hobos did farm work when it was available and drifters didn't necessarily.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm
DjLorraine:

Adhesive on his chair or table
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full metal monkey:

Good idea Michele. However, you can’t win the shirt. Lol
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slugluv1313:

@Will the Sound Guy -- buahahahaha :)

years ago, a friend spotted Jimson Weed growing out of concrete in an abandoned lot on the LES (yeah THAT long ago)
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:36pm
Glistener MW:

Murakami is correct! - Hobos were traditionally more wandering-laborers
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dale:

how about a whoopy cushion of full of plastic explosives?
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DjLorraine:

White flash unseen chemical blast (i worked in a hospital)
  6:37pm
Sam:

Get him to listen to 7 second delay. He’ll lose the will to live.
  6:39pm
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Someone would have to be hiding in the tiger costume for years
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dave wuz here:

send poison dipped dennis rodman to kremlin on fake peace keeping mission
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Fredericks:

I can still tell it's Andy, but it sounds great.
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slugluv1313:

i think migrant workers did most of the farm work?

driving down to the NJ shore when i was a kid (my Mom's friend had a house in Bay Head), we would see them working on the farms (this was the 60s, early 70s) -- my Mom would always point them out, threatening to dump my sister and me there -- "how'd you spoiled brats like to live like that?" etc.
  6:42pm
queems:

wow actual good idea
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Suicide airplane pilot to intentionally crash leaving the airport.
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slugluv1313:

is there a way of getting Crazy Glue into beverages that could be served to putin?
  6:44pm
Agent Gerz:

Kardashians show up with anthrax vials between the buttocks. Plenty of room for much poison.
  6:45pm
ChukAmok:

F**k cancer. Get well soon, fellow listener.
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Fredericks:

Hobos are looking for work. That's why they carry their hoes.
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Glistener MW:

ah yes, the Flukeman!
  6:47pm
?:

Insult him to death. Laugh at him and shout, "Loser! Loser!"
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DjLorraine:

Good day bidet
  6:48pm
?:

Force-feed him buckets of Chicken Kiev.
  6:49pm
ChukAmok:

Assassination via plumbing was depicted in the 1967 film ‘Branded to Kill’, and done again in Jarmusch’s ‘Ghost Dog’.
Toilet bomb was in Lethal Weapon 2.
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Fredericks:

Tramps travel, hobos work and bums do as little as possible. That's what Utah Phillips told me.
  6:50pm
ChukAmok:

What’s for dessert on Dinner with Andy?
  6:50pm
queems:

this story is incorrect, it was the owner of the patriots
  6:51pm
RustyTiki:

480 Volts will kill instantly to answer Ken’s question
  6:51pm
queems:

putin stole his superbowl ring
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Handy Haversack:

That guy. Figures he and Putin would meet.
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alanSixº:

i dont know who i hate more the owner of the patriots or putin
  6:52pm
ChukAmok:

Is this show unconstitutional, or worse: a war crime?
  6:52pm
Tom:

Hi I’m listening on the web, and I believe this web cast is being broadcast with a flange effect possibly.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm
DjLorraine:

I had forgotten about the superbowl ring
  6:53pm
queems:

i can’t hear anything the warbly guy is saying
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dale:

give him what the diarrhea lady had.
  6:54pm
Patty D:

Sounds like Toddophonic
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Danne D:

It's too bad - I had a good idea but couldn't get through in time.

We know Putin fancies himself a great hockey player and he plays in these sham games where the pros all let him score.

Here's the plan: you get a pro ultimate frisbee player and plant him at one of these sham games. Then when the pro hockey players let Putin score a hat trick as the crowd throws hats onto the ice, our pro frisbee player takes off his hat which is like Odd Job's in the James Bond movie and the rim is made of razor blades and you throw this hat at him and decapitate him. (just to be on the safe side the blade is also poisoned)
  6:55pm
queems:

i want to know who this is so bad
  6:55pm
Agent Gerz:

Tell Trump that Putin is going to release the Pee tapes unless he comes to Moscow with some McDonalds Big Macs since they are now closed. Donald screams across the Atlantic in his private jet with the cyanide laced Macs in hand. He arrives and they both indulge in a burger. Double Bonus!!!!!
  6:56pm
Sam:

Hey kid, I know your dream was to go to Disney World, but would you consider another cool idea?
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Glistener MW:

"How do we get the bomb into the kid" is exactly the sort of question that keeps me tuning in to WFMU for answers. <3
  6:58pm
ChukAmok:

Maybe just send Putin a DVD box set of Monk and he’ll be bored to death.
  6:58pm
Tennis Instructor:

I live to serve!
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alanSixº:

space lazers
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HyperDose:

Fantastic first meal with Andy. Leaving these tastebuds satisfied and wanting more filth!
  6:59pm
Sam:

Send Seth Rogen to interview him
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dale:

is dinner with andy kosher?
  7:00pm
Sam:

Who will they plot to kill next week??
  7:01pm
Agent Gerz:

Free sex lessons? My wife makes me pay for hers!
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UncleMarty:

In the Ukrian, Russia had been using the 9K720 Iskander mobile short-range ballistic missile system . More specifically, the Iskander-M variant of the system that can launch two 9M723 MIRV ballistic missiles from mobile launchers. Lots of Ukranian techs know these ... 500 mile range Kyev to Moscow, carries 9 kinds of nasty including nukes
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